| Motto | State |
|---|
| But It's A Dry Heat | |
| Yes, We Have Electricity | |
| Please Don't Pronounce the S | |
| Who Says Government Stiffs And Slackjaw Yokels Don't Mix? | |
| If You Can Dream It, We Can Tax It | |
| Go Away And Leave Us Alone | |
| We're Really Cold, But We Have Cheap Lobster | |
| Tobacco Is A Vegetable | |
| We Put The Fun In Fundamentalist Extremism | |
| 11,623 Eskimos Can't Be Wrong! | |
| Where Men Are Men. and the sheep are scared! | |
| If You Don't Ski, Don't Bother | |
| Like The Play, Only No Singing | |
| The Educashun State | |
| 2 Billion Years Tidal Wave Free | |
| Our Taxes Are Lower Than Sweden's (For Most Tax Brackets) | |
| 10,000 Lakes. And 10,000,000,000,000 Mosquitoes | |
| Cook With Coal | |
| You Want A ##$%##! Motto? I Got Yer ##$%##! Motto Right Here! | |
| Land Of The Big Sky, The Unabomber, Right-Wing Crazies, And Very Little Else | |
| You Have The Right To Remain Silent, You Have The Right To An Attorney | |
| First Of The Rectangle States | |
| Help! We're Overrun By Nerds And Slackers! | |
| Whores and Poker! | |
| Our Jesus Is Better Than Your Jesus | |
| | Motto | State |
|---|
| At Least We're Not Michigan | |
| Si, Hablo Ingles (Yes, I Speak English) | |
| More Than Just Potatoes. Well Okay, We're Not, But The Potatoes Sure Are Real Good | |
| Come Cut The Cheese | |
| Yep | |
| Lizards Make Excellent Pets | |
| We Really Are One Of The 50 States! | |
| Five Million People; Fifteen Last Names | |
| We Do Amazing Things With Corn | |
| Closer Than North Dakota | |
| By 30, Our Women Have More Plastic Than Your Honda | |
| Literacy Ain't Everything | |
| Remember The Civil War? We Didn't Actually Surrender | |
| We're Not REALLY An Island | |
| Ask Us About Our Grandkids | |
| We're Not ALL Drunk Cajun Wackos, But That's Our Tourism Campaign | |
| We Really Do Like The Chemicals In Our Water | |
| Spotted Owl. It's What's For Dinner | |
| Ask About Our State Motto Contest | |
| First Line Of Defense From The Canadians | |
| Haka Tiki Mou Sha'ami Leeki Toru (Death To Mainland Scum, But Leave Your Money) | |
| Your Federal Flood Relief Tax Dollars At Work | |
| Come And Feel Better About Your Own State | |
| Like Massachusetts, Only The Kennedy's Don't Own It Yet | |
| One Big Happy Family. Really! | |
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