| Who Said This? | Name? |
| No. What I was gonna say is when you're 90 you'll still have the memory of what it was like to be with a 20-year-old. | |
| If you want to receive e-mails about my upcoming shows, then please give me money so I can buy a computer. | |
| All right, look if you absolutely have to tell her the truth, at least wait until the timing's right. And that's what deathbeds are for. | |
| Just three? I'm dilated three! | |
| In my defense, it was dark and he was a very pretty guy. | |
| I'm Monica. I can't get a boyfriend so I'll stumble across the hall and sleep with the first guy I find there. | |
| The only way I would've said seven, would have been if I had said, 'Wow, my boyfriend is such a itiot..... Seven!' | |
| I guess I should have known... we'd be out somewhere, and a beautiful woman would go by, and Carol would go, 'Ross, look at her.' And I'd think, 'My wife is cool | |
| | Who Said This? | Name? |
| God, I just, I hate her! I hate her! With her, 'Oh, I'm so talented.' and 'Oh, I'm so pretty,' and 'Ooh, I smell so good.' | |
| I can handle this. 'Handle' is my middle name. Actually, 'handle' is the middle of my first name. | |
| We were on a break! | |
| You can't fire me. I make your decisions and I say, 'I'm not fired.' Ha. | |
| Well, I couldn't tell her I was naked. She's allowed to see me naked. | |
| Whoa. Where you going in those pants? 1982? | |
| Whoa, whoa, prom night flashback. | |
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