Who Said What: One Direction

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QuoteBand Member
'Two minutes, dead. Wha!'
'AHH! The light!'
'Narnia!'
'Hey, Lou, can I give you a blow job?'
'I would date a fan, but she has to love me for me, not because I'm in One Direction.'
'Direction One!'
(on where he sees himself in 20 years): 'My hairline recedes!'
'I have a strange fear of spoons.'
'The girls were lovely in the video!'
'He's talking ****! I'm the real deal.'
'Yeah, usually you can hear me before you see me.'
'Triangle, triangle, triangle, triangle, triangle...triangle!'
'I'm tired and it's winter!'
'Did you swallow a dictionary on the way over here?'
'I can't help but look into the crowd to see if I can see my future wife.'
'Oh my god man. Oh my god dude.'
'DJ Malik, DJ Malik.'
'Yes, I like every type of cheese!'
'If you liked it, don't come back.'
'I haven't got insurance.'
'Juggling with phones and wallet.'
'I'm as terrifying as a...as a...baby penguin?'
'And I'd marry you, Harry, cause it rhymes...'
'Will you marry me?'
'Harry's fans are so hardcore, you won't believe.'
'I threw a TV out the window when I was six years old.'
'Connie, do the washing up!'
'I love with my heart, not my eyes.'
'To know that you can have such a massive effect on somebody's life is really overwhelming.'
'Live life for the moment because everything else is uncertain.'
'Got the th-th-thesaurus!'
'What's a bucket list?'
'I think it's cute when girls sneeze.'
'A Barney-themed tune.'
'Niall can be really scared by thunder storms....So...we all four sneak into his bed and cuddle him.'
'Vas happenin!'
'I'd pose naked for a hundred quid.'
'I'd be a birthday cake because I'd have a year before I got eaten.'
'Oh grandma, what's my name?'
'3, apple, game!'
'I have a picture on my nightstand with me and Harry.'
'Echo, echo, echo!'
'Here's a coin. Keep the change, you filthy animal!'
'Sorry Mum!'
'With my knowledge and understanding of the football game, I feel like I should be a lot better at football.'
'If you carry bananas with you when you drive, you can throw them at people.'
'Harry's outside pelting snowballs. What he doesn't know is there's a door in the way, and windows, and he can't get me.'
(a tweet): 'hmmm I love my baby nandos :) x'
'I hate dancing and I've never done it before and I just feel like an idiot.'
'I like girls who have a nice, pretty face.'
'Eat more Wagon Wheels!'
'Get out of my kitchen!'
'Oh my god, let's go surfing! Oh my god, this is great!'
'Two directions...that was not funny.'
'Niall is obsessed with Barack Obama.'
'There's no towels in this place, so I just use toilet roll.'
'Anyone who is funny and doesn't take herself too seriously is attractive to me.'
'...cause pizza is nicer....'
'...turning the page is the best feeling in the world because you realize there's so much more to the book than the page you were stuck on.'
'Wrong answer!'
'Louis has smelly feet.'
'I don't want to date a model because models are perfect and perfect is boring.'
'My mum got pushed over by a pink power ranger!'
'Don't call a girl obsessed when she's in love.'
'That's a very interesting question...attacked by angry birds!'
'Someone's just eating CocoPuffs at the moment, and that's from Mrs. Lou Tomlinson. Oh, your wife!'
'I like girls who eat carrots!'
'I've got four nipples.'
'I'm left handed, I play the guitar right handed.'
'Man, you've got luscious lips!'
'The laptop, it's missing!'
'It was an expensive boat, but we did steal it, so.'
'Harry once shaved his initials into my legs!'
'I'm a song!'
(if he had one day to live, he'd): 'Surf!...See my family, as well...'
'It's been years and years since I've pulled out the...Superman card, if you will.'
'Let's do this poo!'
'She makes me wanna oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, ohohoh...'
'We're the four best friends!'
'You horrible man!'
'Tell us about your mum, Harry.'
QuoteBand Member
'I love Sugarscape more than any other sweetener.'
'Well...it's a man's world.'
'I do have quite a lot of hair.'
'I told Liam I was gonna go to his house and then I never did. And now he doesn't like me.'
(on which band member he'd be for a week): 'I'd be Max!'
'If I wasn't in the band, I reckon I'd be a virgin.'
'What's the crack-a-lacka-doo-doo?'
'The fun is all in the chase.'
'My worst habit is getting naked all the time.'
'ummm...looking for the remote...'
'I'm a Bradford badboy, yo!'
'Zoe will be eating fruit off my naked body!'
'Clearly, Liam doesn't have a favorite song. Mine, however, is 'Who Let the Dogs Out'''
'I dedicate 'I Want' to Nandos.'
'I'm known as the more mature one.'
'If I weren't in the band, I'd be an English teacher.'
(In response to a bandmate saying they'd be invisible as a superpower): 'You already are, haha!'
'I heard Barack's a party animal.'
'I love Big Red Bus!'
'Niall once had a dream that all the food in the world was gone and he woke up crying.'
'Commando!'
'I don't even say that anymore!'
'What did you call the cat again?...You called it a pussy, didn't you?'
'I try to be cool, but I'm not very good at it.'
'My first celebrity crush was J-Lo. Who can resist that bum?'
'I have plans to rap on a future 1D track, so....'
'I'm being slowly seduced by your curls.'
'I'm a massive softy!'
(on strange rumors): 'I was dead once...twice.'
'Tourist t-shirts.'
'It's all your fault, Paul!'
'I really fancy Susan Boyle.'
'I got my trousers pulled down in a service station by Louis Tomlinson!'
'Well, judging by my eyebrows, mine would be quite huge!'
'What is porn?'
'Ah! Salt in my eye!'
'I'm the Irish one.'
'Since when are wrinkles hot?'
'I'd probably be Susan Boyle....cause, um, you know, she's a good dancer.'
'Not Jim, he's a different guy. I brought them down to THE gym to get some workout.'
'Oh, not you again. Go away.'
'Fans always ask me to marry them, so I'm going to have a lot of wives.'
'I'd like to make a shout out. SHOUT OUT!'
'I would a, either be a Power Ranger, or if it comes to heroes, I'd be the Incredible Hulk.'
'Nobody can touch our fans except for us. Sorry, we get jealous easily.'
'I split my trousers!'
'The Cheetah Girls.'
'Move in with your aunty and uncle in Bel-Air!'
'My first real crush was Louis Tomlinson.'
'We've been pulled over cause we were driving too slow!'
'I would probably do like a triple-backflip.'
'Pixie Lott, because she's hot.'
'No, get off! This woman is trying to steal our award!'
'I'm absolutely freezing...my peanuts off.'
'Step one: put your dick in a box.'
'That's why I chose the back row of the cinema!'
'We get paid in chocolate covered peanuts!'
'What's up, dawg?'
'I wish I had a girl to cuddle up to at night, rather than my pillow.'
'I'd be Niall, cause I wonder what goes on in his head sometimes.'
(on the Hunger Games): 'Is the concept that you have to fight while being hungry? Like, are you still hungry while you're fighting?'
'Howdy! Guess what? I got my first bra!'
'I love pints, I love pints!'
'Hesitation!'
'I'd date a fan, as long as she didn't scream in my face.'
'...cause cats like fish....'
'We're not robots. We have feelings; we, we go through things, too.'
'Nobody wants to see that.... Do you?'
'I like rabbits!'
'Schooley-booley!'
'Ice cream very loudly!'
'Vas happenin mum? Vas happenin Mick (Jagger)?'
'Send your C-Section (our direction)'
'Hi, I'm (his name) and I have TWO kidneys!'
'Being single doesn't mean you're weak, it means that you're strong enough to wait for what you deserve.'
'I'd be invisible.'
'I used to have an imaginary friend, called Michael.'
'It's not nice when they pull your hair.'
'We're all just normal people...' (Harry then slaps him)
'They can't hesitate, they can't laugh, and if I think it's wrong, it's wrong!'
'Our stylist wants me to do a shoot in a mankini. I'm up for that.'
QuoteBand Member
'He's just upset because I put mayonnaise in his shoes.'
'Sleep 'til you're hungry, eat 'til you sleep.'
'We love it when Harry's naked!'
'Two Mars Bars for a euro!'
'Three bananas for a euro.'
'That was a love bite from Louis Tomlinson.'
'Do you think anyone knows I'm Irish?'
(according to a fellow band member, he says this when they walk past paparazzi): 'Just smile and wave boys, smile and wave.'
'Simple, but effective....'
'Zayn can make a girl faint just by looking at her. He truly is a power ranger!'
'Finding a ham and cheese sandwich with a good ham to cheese ratio is always tricky.'
'Wayne Rooney!'
'I really fancy Katy Perry.'
'You may not be plastic, but you're fantastic! Never forget that.'
'Potato!'
'I really like white, fluffy sheep.'
'Send your collection our direction!'
'Niam is definitely real.'
'Not a beak, but the peak, of their fitness.'
'Trouser, trouser, trouser...Right in the balls! That's what I'm talking about!'
'I'm a very protective boyfriend, yes.'
'...big issues in that lower department...'
'We believe in you, old chaps!'
'The next shot, why don't we just dive off?'
'I'm going for 1:58'
'As for you, stop having curly hair!'
'I can wrap a present...'
'Harry's nudity is contagious!'
'We owe all of our career to electricity!'
'If I was a food, I'd be a Rogan Josh!'
'This is a jumper.... It doesn't jump.'
'I did not have a passport before One Direction.'
'I've tried to go for a bit of a smarter look. So I'm just trying to be a bit more serious.'
'I'm a big fat idiot!'
'I wear two pairs of socks every day.'
'Ugh, Head and Shoulders, please!'
(what he can't live without): '...my heart.'
'Now, to the untrained eye, this may look like a giant baby group, but we think it's goddamn cool!'
'I broke a pencil in half!'
(on the nicest thing something has done for him): 'Kiss my face!'
'Oreos.'
'Referee!!??!'
'I am quite handy with a kazoo...'
'I want a simple bride that would lie under the stars with me.'
'Why did the mushroom go to the party? Because he was a fun-guy!'
'I asked her out...by singing to her. She dumped me the next day.'
'I don't wear socks.'
'It's all about the bromances!'
'I don't think any of them would be a bad boyfriend...'
'Intelligence is sexy.'
(in reply to 'A girl once showed her breasts!'): 'We loved it!'
'Cheeseburgers and jelly babies.'
'We don't take showers!'
'A triangle!'
'And I can see in the dark!'
'Liam Payne!!!...and Zayn 'overweight' Malik!!!'
'Signing my first autograph was quite awkward because I didn't have one.'
'I never admit defeat!...Liam, you win...'
'Mary?...She's mine.... SHE'S MINE!'
'Sounds corny, but it's my thing.'
'We love each other and we're gonna live happily ever after!'
'If it's legal, I'll marry food.'
'Fluffy, was it?'
'As you all know, I'm a boy of very few words. Thank you.'
'Sorry lads. Just a few technical difficulties.'
'It's not our interview, but I'm gonna butt in, anyway.'
'1, 2, 3...7!'
''No' Jimmy protested.'
'Holy fuc-dgecakes.... Holy fudgecakes!'
'Daisy Hills.'
'The vainest contestant in the house is Zayn Malik.'
'What, like it's a war between McDonald's employees? Like, 'Get me the Big Mac?''
'My pants will fall down when, if, I farted!'
'I don't think The Notebook is that great.'
'I like muffins, but I think they're just ugly cupcakes.'
'He's not an endurance man....Take it or leave it.'
'I'm most likely to do nudity.'
'If he's a bit tired, I'll go behind and push him along.'
'I'm putting my hat on, what the hell does it look like?...oh, god.'
'I'm an eighth Belgium!'
'You pet the dog, you screw the lightbulb, and then you just go crazy!'

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