Who Said What: One Direction

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QuoteBand Member
(a tweet): 'hmmm I love my baby nandos :) x'
'I'm absolutely freezing...my peanuts off.'
'I love pints, I love pints!'
'There's no towels in this place, so I just use toilet roll.'
'We owe all of our career to electricity!'
'You pet the dog, you screw the lightbulb, and then you just go crazy!'
'What's up, dawg?'
'I don't want to date a model because models are perfect and perfect is boring.'
'Vas happenin!'
'Zayn can make a girl faint just by looking at her. He truly is a power ranger!'
'DJ Malik, DJ Malik.'
'We're the four best friends!'
'I broke a pencil in half!'
(on where he sees himself in 20 years): 'My hairline recedes!'
'What's a bucket list?'
'...turning the page is the best feeling in the world because you realize there's so much more to the book than the page you were stuck on.'
'I got my trousers pulled down in a service station by Louis Tomlinson!'
'Let's do this poo!'
'Direction One!'
'What is porn?'
'Two minutes, dead. Wha!'
'Zoe will be eating fruit off my naked body!'
'Send your collection our direction!'
'We don't take showers!'
'Ice cream very loudly!'
'He's not an endurance man....Take it or leave it.'
'That's a very interesting question...attacked by angry birds!'
'I am quite handy with a kazoo...'
'If you carry bananas with you when you drive, you can throw them at people.'
'I wear two pairs of socks every day.'
'I'm going for 1:58'
'She makes me wanna oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, ohohoh...'
'I'm known as the more mature one.'
(on which band member he'd be for a week): 'I'd be Max!'
'Don't call a girl obsessed when she's in love.'
'Hey, Lou, can I give you a blow job?'
''No' Jimmy protested.'
'Anyone who is funny and doesn't take herself too seriously is attractive to me.'
'My first celebrity crush was J-Lo. Who can resist that bum?'
(what he can't live without): '...my heart.'
'I'm a very protective boyfriend, yes.'
'Harry's nudity is contagious!'
'If I weren't in the band, I'd be an English teacher.'
'Since when are wrinkles hot?'
'I'd be a birthday cake because I'd have a year before I got eaten.'
(on the nicest thing something has done for him): 'Kiss my face!'
(if he had one day to live, he'd): 'Surf!...See my family, as well...'
'I would probably do like a triple-backflip.'
'Ugh, Head and Shoulders, please!'
'...big issues in that lower department...'
'Mary?...She's mine.... SHE'S MINE!'
'Oh my god, let's go surfing! Oh my god, this is great!'
'Got the th-th-thesaurus!'
'Sorry lads. Just a few technical difficulties.'
'I'd be invisible.'
'I really fancy Susan Boyle.'
'My first real crush was Louis Tomlinson.'
'I like muffins, but I think they're just ugly cupcakes.'
'I can wrap a present...'
'Sounds corny, but it's my thing.'
'Did you swallow a dictionary on the way over here?'
'That was a love bite from Louis Tomlinson.'
'I'd pose naked for a hundred quid.'
'To know that you can have such a massive effect on somebody's life is really overwhelming.'
'He's talking ****! I'm the real deal.'
'Man, you've got luscious lips!'
'I'm being slowly seduced by your curls.'
'I love Big Red Bus!'
'I like girls who eat carrots!'
'Why did the mushroom go to the party? Because he was a fun-guy!'
'You horrible man!'
'I hate dancing and I've never done it before and I just feel like an idiot.'
'I'm putting my hat on, what the hell does it look like?...oh, god.'
'If it's legal, I'll marry food.'
'Well, judging by my eyebrows, mine would be quite huge!'
'I'm a Bradford badboy, yo!'
'I'd date a fan, as long as she didn't scream in my face.'
'Will you marry me?'
QuoteBand Member
(in reply to 'A girl once showed her breasts!'): 'We loved it!'
'Intelligence is sexy.'
'The Cheetah Girls.'
'Step one: put your dick in a box.'
'Cheeseburgers and jelly babies.'
'Niall can be really scared by thunder storms....So...we all four sneak into his bed and cuddle him.'
'Fluffy, was it?'
'...cause cats like fish....'
'Harry's fans are so hardcore, you won't believe.'
'I've got four nipples.'
'I'm a big fat idiot!'
'You may not be plastic, but you're fantastic! Never forget that.'
'I can't help but look into the crowd to see if I can see my future wife.'
'I'm an eighth Belgium!'
'A triangle!'
'I wish I had a girl to cuddle up to at night, rather than my pillow.'
'I think it's cute when girls sneeze.'
'Wrong answer!'
'I'm left handed, I play the guitar right handed.'
'The next shot, why don't we just dive off?'
'Tell us about your mum, Harry.'
'I try to be cool, but I'm not very good at it.'
'I told Liam I was gonna go to his house and then I never did. And now he doesn't like me.'
'I'd be Niall, cause I wonder what goes on in his head sometimes.'
'Do you think anyone knows I'm Irish?'
'Clearly, Liam doesn't have a favorite song. Mine, however, is 'Who Let the Dogs Out'''
'A Barney-themed tune.'
'They can't hesitate, they can't laugh, and if I think it's wrong, it's wrong!'
'I'm tired and it's winter!'
'I used to have an imaginary friend, called Michael.'
'We love each other and we're gonna live happily ever after!'
'Well...it's a man's world.'
'Daisy Hills.'
'I have plans to rap on a future 1D track, so....'
'I've tried to go for a bit of a smarter look. So I'm just trying to be a bit more serious.'
'Louis has smelly feet.'
'Pixie Lott, because she's hot.'
'It's all about the bromances!'
'It's not our interview, but I'm gonna butt in, anyway.'
'We're not robots. We have feelings; we, we go through things, too.'
'I have a picture on my nightstand with me and Harry.'
'We love it when Harry's naked!'
'Signing my first autograph was quite awkward because I didn't have one.'
'With my knowledge and understanding of the football game, I feel like I should be a lot better at football.'
'It's all your fault, Paul!'
'Send your C-Section (our direction)'
'Liam Payne!!!...and Zayn 'overweight' Malik!!!'
'I'd like to make a shout out. SHOUT OUT!'
'Connie, do the washing up!'
'Eat more Wagon Wheels!'
'The fun is all in the chase.'
'As for you, stop having curly hair!'
'I don't wear socks.'
'If I was a food, I'd be a Rogan Josh!'
'I heard Barack's a party animal.'
'Yeah, usually you can hear me before you see me.'
'Not a beak, but the peak, of their fitness.'
'Fans always ask me to marry them, so I'm going to have a lot of wives.'
'We believe in you, old chaps!'
'We're all just normal people...' (Harry then slaps him)
'Sleep 'til you're hungry, eat 'til you sleep.'
'I'd probably be Susan Boyle....cause, um, you know, she's a good dancer.'
'Harry once shaved his initials into my legs!'
'My worst habit is getting naked all the time.'
'I don't think The Notebook is that great.'
'Niall is obsessed with Barack Obama.'
'Here's a coin. Keep the change, you filthy animal!'
(on strange rumors): 'I was dead once...twice.'
'AHH! The light!'
'What, like it's a war between McDonald's employees? Like, 'Get me the Big Mac?''
'Oh, not you again. Go away.'
'We've been pulled over cause we were driving too slow!'
'If he's a bit tired, I'll go behind and push him along.'
(on the Hunger Games): 'Is the concept that you have to fight while being hungry? Like, are you still hungry while you're fighting?'
'Holy fuc-dgecakes.... Holy fudgecakes!'
'Trouser, trouser, trouser...Right in the balls! That's what I'm talking about!'
'I haven't got insurance.'
'Echo, echo, echo!'
'We get paid in chocolate covered peanuts!'
QuoteBand Member
'Ah! Salt in my eye!'
'Hi, I'm (his name) and I have TWO kidneys!'
'I would date a fan, but she has to love me for me, not because I'm in One Direction.'
'Nobody wants to see that.... Do you?'
'Vas happenin mum? Vas happenin Mick (Jagger)?'
'Live life for the moment because everything else is uncertain.'
'Simple, but effective....'
'My mum got pushed over by a pink power ranger!'
'I love Sugarscape more than any other sweetener.'
(In response to a bandmate saying they'd be invisible as a superpower): 'You already are, haha!'
'I want a simple bride that would lie under the stars with me.'
'Harry's outside pelting snowballs. What he doesn't know is there's a door in the way, and windows, and he can't get me.'
'Oh my god man. Oh my god dude.'
'I'm most likely to do nudity.'
'As you all know, I'm a boy of very few words. Thank you.'
'I do have quite a lot of hair.'
'What did you call the cat again?...You called it a pussy, didn't you?'
'Move in with your aunty and uncle in Bel-Air!'
'Our stylist wants me to do a shoot in a mankini. I'm up for that.'
'Triangle, triangle, triangle, triangle, triangle...triangle!'
'I threw a TV out the window when I was six years old.'
'The vainest contestant in the house is Zayn Malik.'
'I'm a massive softy!'
'My pants will fall down when, if, I farted!'
'I don't think any of them would be a bad boyfriend...'
'I never admit defeat!...Liam, you win...'
'Oh grandma, what's my name?'
'Finding a ham and cheese sandwich with a good ham to cheese ratio is always tricky.'
'I'm a song!'
'If I wasn't in the band, I reckon I'd be a virgin.'
'I would a, either be a Power Ranger, or if it comes to heroes, I'd be the Incredible Hulk.'
'Sorry Mum!'
'Get out of my kitchen!'
'Three bananas for a euro.'
'It's not nice when they pull your hair.'
'Not Jim, he's a different guy. I brought them down to THE gym to get some workout.'
'Nobody can touch our fans except for us. Sorry, we get jealous easily.'
'And I can see in the dark!'
'Two directions...that was not funny.'
'I asked her out...by singing to her. She dumped me the next day.'
'This is a jumper.... It doesn't jump.'
'No, get off! This woman is trying to steal our award!'
'Now, to the untrained eye, this may look like a giant baby group, but we think it's goddamn cool!'
'The girls were lovely in the video!'
'...cause pizza is nicer....'
'Being single doesn't mean you're weak, it means that you're strong enough to wait for what you deserve.'
'I have a strange fear of spoons.'
'Niall once had a dream that all the food in the world was gone and he woke up crying.'
'And I'd marry you, Harry, cause it rhymes...'
'1, 2, 3...7!'
'I really fancy Katy Perry.'
'ummm...looking for the remote...'
'It's been years and years since I've pulled out the...Superman card, if you will.'
'Howdy! Guess what? I got my first bra!'
'Niam is definitely real.'
'I really like white, fluffy sheep.'
'That's why I chose the back row of the cinema!'
'Yes, I like every type of cheese!'
'What's the crack-a-lacka-doo-doo?'
'I dedicate 'I Want' to Nandos.'
'The laptop, it's missing!'
'I love with my heart, not my eyes.'
(according to a fellow band member, he says this when they walk past paparazzi): 'Just smile and wave boys, smile and wave.'
'Two Mars Bars for a euro!'
'It was an expensive boat, but we did steal it, so.'
'Someone's just eating CocoPuffs at the moment, and that's from Mrs. Lou Tomlinson. Oh, your wife!'
'I like rabbits!'
'Tourist t-shirts.'
'Wayne Rooney!'
'He's just upset because I put mayonnaise in his shoes.'
'Juggling with phones and wallet.'
'I'm the Irish one.'
'I don't even say that anymore!'
'I'm as terrifying as a...as a...baby penguin?'
'I split my trousers!'
'I did not have a passport before One Direction.'
'If you liked it, don't come back.'
'3, apple, game!'
'I like girls who have a nice, pretty face.'

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