Who Said What: One Direction

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QuoteBand Member
'I don't wear socks.'
'Referee!!??!'
'To know that you can have such a massive effect on somebody's life is really overwhelming.'
'I'm a song!'
'AHH! The light!'
'I'm known as the more mature one.'
'Got the th-th-thesaurus!'
'I haven't got insurance.'
'What's up, dawg?'
'Zayn can make a girl faint just by looking at her. He truly is a power ranger!'
(on the nicest thing something has done for him): 'Kiss my face!'
'I don't think any of them would be a bad boyfriend...'
'I used to have an imaginary friend, called Michael.'
'I'm absolutely freezing...my peanuts off.'
'They can't hesitate, they can't laugh, and if I think it's wrong, it's wrong!'
'I'm a big fat idiot!'
'Harry's nudity is contagious!'
'With my knowledge and understanding of the football game, I feel like I should be a lot better at football.'
'That was a love bite from Louis Tomlinson.'
'I'd be invisible.'
'The vainest contestant in the house is Zayn Malik.'
(if he had one day to live, he'd): 'Surf!...See my family, as well...'
'I love pints, I love pints!'
'Harry's outside pelting snowballs. What he doesn't know is there's a door in the way, and windows, and he can't get me.'
'We love each other and we're gonna live happily ever after!'
'Since when are wrinkles hot?'
'Commando!'
'I don't even say that anymore!'
'I'm being slowly seduced by your curls.'
'Three bananas for a euro.'
'DJ Malik, DJ Malik.'
'What's the crack-a-lacka-doo-doo?'
'It's been years and years since I've pulled out the...Superman card, if you will.'
'He's not an endurance man....Take it or leave it.'
'What, like it's a war between McDonald's employees? Like, 'Get me the Big Mac?''
'Direction One!'
'I hate dancing and I've never done it before and I just feel like an idiot.'
'I've tried to go for a bit of a smarter look. So I'm just trying to be a bit more serious.'
'...cause cats like fish....'
'Live life for the moment because everything else is uncertain.'
'If you carry bananas with you when you drive, you can throw them at people.'
'Our stylist wants me to do a shoot in a mankini. I'm up for that.'
'It's not nice when they pull your hair.'
'This is a jumper.... It doesn't jump.'
'I would date a fan, but she has to love me for me, not because I'm in One Direction.'
'Oh grandma, what's my name?'
'Nobody can touch our fans except for us. Sorry, we get jealous easily.'
(according to a fellow band member, he says this when they walk past paparazzi): 'Just smile and wave boys, smile and wave.'
'I wish I had a girl to cuddle up to at night, rather than my pillow.'
'...big issues in that lower department...'
'You may not be plastic, but you're fantastic! Never forget that.'
'Wrong answer!'
'If you liked it, don't come back.'
(a tweet): 'hmmm I love my baby nandos :) x'
'I can't help but look into the crowd to see if I can see my future wife.'
''No' Jimmy protested.'
'Did you swallow a dictionary on the way over here?'
'Do you think anyone knows I'm Irish?'
'Vas happenin!'
'If I was a food, I'd be a Rogan Josh!'
'It's not our interview, but I'm gonna butt in, anyway.'
'I'm an eighth Belgium!'
'I'm tired and it's winter!'
'Send your collection our direction!'
'Will you marry me?'
'I'm as terrifying as a...as a...baby penguin?'
'I told Liam I was gonna go to his house and then I never did. And now he doesn't like me.'
'...turning the page is the best feeling in the world because you realize there's so much more to the book than the page you were stuck on.'
'I'm the Irish one.'
'What's a bucket list?'
'And I'd marry you, Harry, cause it rhymes...'
'Howdy! Guess what? I got my first bra!'
'I am quite handy with a kazoo...'
'Niall once had a dream that all the food in the world was gone and he woke up crying.'
'We love it when Harry's naked!'
'Liam Payne!!!...and Zayn 'overweight' Malik!!!'
'I really fancy Katy Perry.'
'Cheeseburgers and jelly babies.'
'I'm a Bradford badboy, yo!'
'I have plans to rap on a future 1D track, so....'
'I do have quite a lot of hair.'
QuoteBand Member
'Get out of my kitchen!'
'A Barney-themed tune.'
'Now, to the untrained eye, this may look like a giant baby group, but we think it's goddamn cool!'
'ummm...looking for the remote...'
'Harry once shaved his initials into my legs!'
'Yes, I like every type of cheese!'
'Wayne Rooney!'
'We've been pulled over cause we were driving too slow!'
'Finding a ham and cheese sandwich with a good ham to cheese ratio is always tricky.'
(on the Hunger Games): 'Is the concept that you have to fight while being hungry? Like, are you still hungry while you're fighting?'
'I really like white, fluffy sheep.'
(on which band member he'd be for a week): 'I'd be Max!'
'Sorry Mum!'
'He's talking ****! I'm the real deal.'
'I've got four nipples.'
'Narnia!'
(on strange rumors): 'I was dead once...twice.'
'As you all know, I'm a boy of very few words. Thank you.'
'My first real crush was Louis Tomlinson.'
'3, apple, game!'
'Signing my first autograph was quite awkward because I didn't have one.'
'Triangle, triangle, triangle, triangle, triangle...triangle!'
'I would probably do like a triple-backflip.'
'I would a, either be a Power Ranger, or if it comes to heroes, I'd be the Incredible Hulk.'
'The Cheetah Girls.'
'Ice cream very loudly!'
'I dedicate 'I Want' to Nandos.'
'Two minutes, dead. Wha!'
'I don't think The Notebook is that great.'
'Clearly, Liam doesn't have a favorite song. Mine, however, is 'Who Let the Dogs Out'''
'Connie, do the washing up!'
'I love Sugarscape more than any other sweetener.'
'Yeah, usually you can hear me before you see me.'
'Let's do this poo!'
'Hesitation!'
'Oreos.'
'Louis has smelly feet.'
'Niam is definitely real.'
'I'm putting my hat on, what the hell does it look like?...oh, god.'
'I love Big Red Bus!'
'Mary?...She's mine.... SHE'S MINE!'
'We don't take showers!'
'Two Mars Bars for a euro!'
'Fluffy, was it?'
(what he can't live without): '...my heart.'
'Tourist t-shirts.'
'Move in with your aunty and uncle in Bel-Air!'
'Echo, echo, echo!'
'Schooley-booley!'
'1, 2, 3...7!'
'My first celebrity crush was J-Lo. Who can resist that bum?'
'I'd date a fan, as long as she didn't scream in my face.'
'Ah! Salt in my eye!'
'Here's a coin. Keep the change, you filthy animal!'
'She makes me wanna oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, ohohoh...'
'Man, you've got luscious lips!'
'I have a strange fear of spoons.'
'And I can see in the dark!'
'What is porn?'
'I'm going for 1:58'
'Being single doesn't mean you're weak, it means that you're strong enough to wait for what you deserve.'
'Not Jim, he's a different guy. I brought them down to THE gym to get some workout.'
'I split my trousers!'
'I like girls who have a nice, pretty face.'
'I did not have a passport before One Direction.'
'Send your C-Section (our direction)'
'If I weren't in the band, I'd be an English teacher.'
'I never admit defeat!...Liam, you win...'
'I asked her out...by singing to her. She dumped me the next day.'
'I heard Barack's a party animal.'
'I want a simple bride that would lie under the stars with me.'
'I broke a pencil in half!'
'Simple, but effective....'
'We're the four best friends!'
'I'm a massive softy!'
'Pixie Lott, because she's hot.'
'I think it's cute when girls sneeze.'
'Holy fuc-dgecakes.... Holy fudgecakes!'
'The laptop, it's missing!'
'My pants will fall down when, if, I farted!'
'Eat more Wagon Wheels!'
QuoteBand Member
'It's all your fault, Paul!'
'Step one: put your dick in a box.'
(on where he sees himself in 20 years): 'My hairline recedes!'
'Intelligence is sexy.'
(in reply to 'A girl once showed her breasts!'): 'We loved it!'
'Hey, Lou, can I give you a blow job?'
'We're not robots. We have feelings; we, we go through things, too.'
'The fun is all in the chase.'
'Sleep 'til you're hungry, eat 'til you sleep.'
'I don't want to date a model because models are perfect and perfect is boring.'
'A triangle!'
'Oh, not you again. Go away.'
'Harry's fans are so hardcore, you won't believe.'
'Nobody wants to see that.... Do you?'
'Oh my god, let's go surfing! Oh my god, this is great!'
'No, get off! This woman is trying to steal our award!'
'I'm left handed, I play the guitar right handed.'
'We get paid in chocolate covered peanuts!'
'I'd be Niall, cause I wonder what goes on in his head sometimes.'
'Ugh, Head and Shoulders, please!'
'Fans always ask me to marry them, so I'm going to have a lot of wives.'
'My mum got pushed over by a pink power ranger!'
'Vas happenin mum? Vas happenin Mick (Jagger)?'
'I can wrap a present...'
'My worst habit is getting naked all the time.'
'Anyone who is funny and doesn't take herself too seriously is attractive to me.'
'I have a picture on my nightstand with me and Harry.'
'We're all just normal people...' (Harry then slaps him)
'We believe in you, old chaps!'
'Trouser, trouser, trouser...Right in the balls! That's what I'm talking about!'
'I like girls who eat carrots!'
'That's why I chose the back row of the cinema!'
'I'm most likely to do nudity.'
'Sorry lads. Just a few technical difficulties.'
'That's a very interesting question...attacked by angry birds!'
'Well, judging by my eyebrows, mine would be quite huge!'
'Potato!'
'As for you, stop having curly hair!'
'If he's a bit tired, I'll go behind and push him along.'
'Tell us about your mum, Harry.'
'Daisy Hills.'
'Not a beak, but the peak, of their fitness.'
'I love with my heart, not my eyes.'
'The girls were lovely in the video!'
'It's all about the bromances!'
'Well...it's a man's world.'
'If I wasn't in the band, I reckon I'd be a virgin.'
'What did you call the cat again?...You called it a pussy, didn't you?'
'Juggling with phones and wallet.'
'I'd probably be Susan Boyle....cause, um, you know, she's a good dancer.'
'We owe all of our career to electricity!'
(In response to a bandmate saying they'd be invisible as a superpower): 'You already are, haha!'
'Oh my god man. Oh my god dude.'
'You pet the dog, you screw the lightbulb, and then you just go crazy!'
'I really fancy Susan Boyle.'
'He's just upset because I put mayonnaise in his shoes.'
'If it's legal, I'll marry food.'
'I'd like to make a shout out. SHOUT OUT!'
'You horrible man!'
'There's no towels in this place, so I just use toilet roll.'
'I got my trousers pulled down in a service station by Louis Tomlinson!'
'Someone's just eating CocoPuffs at the moment, and that's from Mrs. Lou Tomlinson. Oh, your wife!'
'Two directions...that was not funny.'
'I'd pose naked for a hundred quid.'
'I like muffins, but I think they're just ugly cupcakes.'
'Why did the mushroom go to the party? Because he was a fun-guy!'
'Zoe will be eating fruit off my naked body!'
'I like rabbits!'
'The next shot, why don't we just dive off?'
'I try to be cool, but I'm not very good at it.'
'I'd be a birthday cake because I'd have a year before I got eaten.'
'Niall is obsessed with Barack Obama.'
'Don't call a girl obsessed when she's in love.'
'I wear two pairs of socks every day.'
'It was an expensive boat, but we did steal it, so.'
'...cause pizza is nicer....'
'I threw a TV out the window when I was six years old.'
'Niall can be really scared by thunder storms....So...we all four sneak into his bed and cuddle him.'
'I'm a very protective boyfriend, yes.'
'Sounds corny, but it's my thing.'
'Hi, I'm (his name) and I have TWO kidneys!'

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