Who Said What: One Direction

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QuoteBand Member
'Ice cream very loudly!'
'You pet the dog, you screw the lightbulb, and then you just go crazy!'
'If I weren't in the band, I'd be an English teacher.'
'Yes, I like every type of cheese!'
'If you carry bananas with you when you drive, you can throw them at people.'
'Don't call a girl obsessed when she's in love.'
'Harry once shaved his initials into my legs!'
'I'm a song!'
'I haven't got insurance.'
'I'm putting my hat on, what the hell does it look like?...oh, god.'
'My pants will fall down when, if, I farted!'
'The fun is all in the chase.'
(a tweet): 'hmmm I love my baby nandos :) x'
'Direction One!'
'We're not robots. We have feelings; we, we go through things, too.'
'The next shot, why don't we just dive off?'
'Louis has smelly feet.'
'If it's legal, I'll marry food.'
'Yeah, usually you can hear me before you see me.'
'It was an expensive boat, but we did steal it, so.'
'I'm going for 1:58'
'Niall can be really scared by thunder storms....So...we all four sneak into his bed and cuddle him.'
'Echo, echo, echo!'
'With my knowledge and understanding of the football game, I feel like I should be a lot better at football.'
'I never admit defeat!...Liam, you win...'
'I really like white, fluffy sheep.'
'I told Liam I was gonna go to his house and then I never did. And now he doesn't like me.'
'And I can see in the dark!'
'Now, to the untrained eye, this may look like a giant baby group, but we think it's goddamn cool!'
'He's just upset because I put mayonnaise in his shoes.'
'I love with my heart, not my eyes.'
'I'm a Bradford badboy, yo!'
'It's all your fault, Paul!'
'The girls were lovely in the video!'
'Sorry Mum!'
'I love pints, I love pints!'
'What's up, dawg?'
'Oh, not you again. Go away.'
'She makes me wanna oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, ohohoh...'
'Well, judging by my eyebrows, mine would be quite huge!'
'DJ Malik, DJ Malik.'
'Harry's nudity is contagious!'
'I'm the Irish one.'
'I love Sugarscape more than any other sweetener.'
'Cheeseburgers and jelly babies.'
'We love each other and we're gonna live happily ever after!'
(on the Hunger Games): 'Is the concept that you have to fight while being hungry? Like, are you still hungry while you're fighting?'
'Two minutes, dead. Wha!'
'To know that you can have such a massive effect on somebody's life is really overwhelming.'
'Well...it's a man's world.'
'Let's do this poo!'
'Send your C-Section (our direction)'
'He's not an endurance man....Take it or leave it.'
'Finding a ham and cheese sandwich with a good ham to cheese ratio is always tricky.'
'Since when are wrinkles hot?'
'I would probably do like a triple-backflip.'
'We've been pulled over cause we were driving too slow!'
'I like muffins, but I think they're just ugly cupcakes.'
'I am quite handy with a kazoo...'
'Oh my god, let's go surfing! Oh my god, this is great!'
'Hi, I'm (his name) and I have TWO kidneys!'
'Harry's fans are so hardcore, you won't believe.'
'Oh grandma, what's my name?'
'Ah! Salt in my eye!'
'I like girls who have a nice, pretty face.'
'Howdy! Guess what? I got my first bra!'
'I have a strange fear of spoons.'
(according to a fellow band member, he says this when they walk past paparazzi): 'Just smile and wave boys, smile and wave.'
'I'd be invisible.'
'Sleep 'til you're hungry, eat 'til you sleep.'
'Do you think anyone knows I'm Irish?'
'Zoe will be eating fruit off my naked body!'
'I'm known as the more mature one.'
'The laptop, it's missing!'
'We're the four best friends!'
'ummm...looking for the remote...'
'Two Mars Bars for a euro!'
'Nobody wants to see that.... Do you?'
QuoteBand Member
'What's the crack-a-lacka-doo-doo?'
'Daisy Hills.'
'I really fancy Katy Perry.'
'Wayne Rooney!'
'Here's a coin. Keep the change, you filthy animal!'
'...cause cats like fish....'
'I'm absolutely freezing...my peanuts off.'
'I do have quite a lot of hair.'
'If I was a food, I'd be a Rogan Josh!'
'Get out of my kitchen!'
'Liam Payne!!!...and Zayn 'overweight' Malik!!!'
'This is a jumper.... It doesn't jump.'
'I like rabbits!'
'Send your collection our direction!'
'I did not have a passport before One Direction.'
'We love it when Harry's naked!'
(what he can't live without): '...my heart.'
'That's a very interesting question...attacked by angry birds!'
'They can't hesitate, they can't laugh, and if I think it's wrong, it's wrong!'
'Sorry lads. Just a few technical difficulties.'
(on the nicest thing something has done for him): 'Kiss my face!'
'I can't help but look into the crowd to see if I can see my future wife.'
'What is porn?'
'Someone's just eating CocoPuffs at the moment, and that's from Mrs. Lou Tomlinson. Oh, your wife!'
''No' Jimmy protested.'
'I try to be cool, but I'm not very good at it.'
'3, apple, game!'
'I'd be Niall, cause I wonder what goes on in his head sometimes.'
'Pixie Lott, because she's hot.'
'I'm left handed, I play the guitar right handed.'
'I like girls who eat carrots!'
'Juggling with phones and wallet.'
'Nobody can touch our fans except for us. Sorry, we get jealous easily.'
'Signing my first autograph was quite awkward because I didn't have one.'
'It's all about the bromances!'
'I'm most likely to do nudity.'
'You may not be plastic, but you're fantastic! Never forget that.'
'Not Jim, he's a different guy. I brought them down to THE gym to get some workout.'
'Why did the mushroom go to the party? Because he was a fun-guy!'
'Did you swallow a dictionary on the way over here?'
'...cause pizza is nicer....'
'That's why I chose the back row of the cinema!'
'I would date a fan, but she has to love me for me, not because I'm in One Direction.'
'Connie, do the washing up!'
'I don't even say that anymore!'
'He's talking ****! I'm the real deal.'
'I broke a pencil in half!'
'I wear two pairs of socks every day.'
'If I wasn't in the band, I reckon I'd be a virgin.'
'My worst habit is getting naked all the time.'
'I really fancy Susan Boyle.'
'Niam is definitely real.'
'Zayn can make a girl faint just by looking at her. He truly is a power ranger!'
(on where he sees himself in 20 years): 'My hairline recedes!'
'Sounds corny, but it's my thing.'
(on which band member he'd be for a week): 'I'd be Max!'
'My first real crush was Louis Tomlinson.'
'I'd like to make a shout out. SHOUT OUT!'
'I hate dancing and I've never done it before and I just feel like an idiot.'
'We believe in you, old chaps!'
'AHH! The light!'
'A Barney-themed tune.'
'Hey, Lou, can I give you a blow job?'
'Tell us about your mum, Harry.'
'If you liked it, don't come back.'
'Two directions...that was not funny.'
'Live life for the moment because everything else is uncertain.'
'I want a simple bride that would lie under the stars with me.'
'You horrible man!'
'I'd date a fan, as long as she didn't scream in my face.'
'I don't want to date a model because models are perfect and perfect is boring.'
'We get paid in chocolate covered peanuts!'
'I'd probably be Susan Boyle....cause, um, you know, she's a good dancer.'
'Fans always ask me to marry them, so I'm going to have a lot of wives.'
'Fluffy, was it?'
'Harry's outside pelting snowballs. What he doesn't know is there's a door in the way, and windows, and he can't get me.'
'Being single doesn't mean you're weak, it means that you're strong enough to wait for what you deserve.'
'I threw a TV out the window when I was six years old.'
'Wrong answer!'
'Oh my god man. Oh my god dude.'
QuoteBand Member
'There's no towels in this place, so I just use toilet roll.'
(if he had one day to live, he'd): 'Surf!...See my family, as well...'
'I dedicate 'I Want' to Nandos.'
'Move in with your aunty and uncle in Bel-Air!'
'...big issues in that lower department...'
'I have plans to rap on a future 1D track, so....'
'What's a bucket list?'
'I'd pose naked for a hundred quid.'
'I'm an eighth Belgium!'
'Vas happenin mum? Vas happenin Mick (Jagger)?'
'It's been years and years since I've pulled out the...Superman card, if you will.'
'I have a picture on my nightstand with me and Harry.'
'Mary?...She's mine.... SHE'S MINE!'
'That was a love bite from Louis Tomlinson.'
'1, 2, 3...7!'
'Three bananas for a euro.'
'I heard Barack's a party animal.'
(in reply to 'A girl once showed her breasts!'): 'We loved it!'
'If he's a bit tired, I'll go behind and push him along.'
'I've got four nipples.'
'A triangle!'
'Holy fuc-dgecakes.... Holy fudgecakes!'
'I don't wear socks.'
'Trouser, trouser, trouser...Right in the balls! That's what I'm talking about!'
'I'm being slowly seduced by your curls.'
'We don't take showers!'
'...turning the page is the best feeling in the world because you realize there's so much more to the book than the page you were stuck on.'
'Ugh, Head and Shoulders, please!'
'Eat more Wagon Wheels!'
'My first celebrity crush was J-Lo. Who can resist that bum?'
'I love Big Red Bus!'
'Vas happenin!'
'No, get off! This woman is trying to steal our award!'
'I can wrap a present...'
'As for you, stop having curly hair!'
'I think it's cute when girls sneeze.'
'I asked her out...by singing to her. She dumped me the next day.'
'Niall is obsessed with Barack Obama.'
'What, like it's a war between McDonald's employees? Like, 'Get me the Big Mac?''
'Anyone who is funny and doesn't take herself too seriously is attractive to me.'
'Simple, but effective....'
'The vainest contestant in the house is Zayn Malik.'
'Niall once had a dream that all the food in the world was gone and he woke up crying.'
'We're all just normal people...' (Harry then slaps him)
'I'm a very protective boyfriend, yes.'
'We owe all of our career to electricity!'
'Got the th-th-thesaurus!'
(on strange rumors): 'I was dead once...twice.'
'I'm as terrifying as a...as a...baby penguin?'
'Not a beak, but the peak, of their fitness.'
'I used to have an imaginary friend, called Michael.'
'It's not nice when they pull your hair.'
'Step one: put your dick in a box.'
'Man, you've got luscious lips!'
'As you all know, I'm a boy of very few words. Thank you.'
(In response to a bandmate saying they'd be invisible as a superpower): 'You already are, haha!'
'It's not our interview, but I'm gonna butt in, anyway.'
'I would a, either be a Power Ranger, or if it comes to heroes, I'd be the Incredible Hulk.'
'I'm tired and it's winter!'
'Our stylist wants me to do a shoot in a mankini. I'm up for that.'
'I've tried to go for a bit of a smarter look. So I'm just trying to be a bit more serious.'
'I don't think The Notebook is that great.'
'Will you marry me?'
'I'm a big fat idiot!'
'What did you call the cat again?...You called it a pussy, didn't you?'
'Intelligence is sexy.'
'Triangle, triangle, triangle, triangle, triangle...triangle!'
'I'm a massive softy!'
'Tourist t-shirts.'
'The Cheetah Girls.'
'And I'd marry you, Harry, cause it rhymes...'
'I split my trousers!'
'Clearly, Liam doesn't have a favorite song. Mine, however, is 'Who Let the Dogs Out'''
'I wish I had a girl to cuddle up to at night, rather than my pillow.'
'I'd be a birthday cake because I'd have a year before I got eaten.'
'I don't think any of them would be a bad boyfriend...'
'My mum got pushed over by a pink power ranger!'
'I got my trousers pulled down in a service station by Louis Tomlinson!'

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