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QuoteBand Member
''No' Jimmy protested.'
'Holy fuc-dgecakes.... Holy fudgecakes!'
'What, like it's a war between McDonald's employees? Like, 'Get me the Big Mac?''
'Triangle, triangle, triangle, triangle, triangle...triangle!'
'Being single doesn't mean you're weak, it means that you're strong enough to wait for what you deserve.'
'Intelligence is sexy.'
'Now, to the untrained eye, this may look like a giant baby group, but we think it's goddamn cool!'
'...cause pizza is nicer....'
'Trouser, trouser, trouser...Right in the balls! That's what I'm talking about!'
'It's been years and years since I've pulled out the...Superman card, if you will.'
'You pet the dog, you screw the lightbulb, and then you just go crazy!'
'Niall once had a dream that all the food in the world was gone and he woke up crying.'
'I don't think The Notebook is that great.'
'I've got four nipples.'
'Got the th-th-thesaurus!'
'We owe all of our career to electricity!'
'Juggling with phones and wallet.'
'I'm a Bradford badboy, yo!'
'Live life for the moment because everything else is uncertain.'
'...cause cats like fish....'
'DJ Malik, DJ Malik.'
'The next shot, why don't we just dive off?'
'Fluffy, was it?'
'I can't help but look into the crowd to see if I can see my future wife.'
(in reply to 'A girl once showed her breasts!'): 'We loved it!'
'Two minutes, dead. Wha!'
(on where he sees himself in 20 years): 'My hairline recedes!'
'She makes me wanna oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, ohohoh...'
'Tourist t-shirts.'
'My mum got pushed over by a pink power ranger!'
'I hate dancing and I've never done it before and I just feel like an idiot.'
'AHH! The light!'
'Vas happenin mum? Vas happenin Mick (Jagger)?'
'Mary?...She's mine.... SHE'S MINE!'
'I wear two pairs of socks every day.'
'And I can see in the dark!'
'I'm the Irish one.'
'Pixie Lott, because she's hot.'
'I have plans to rap on a future 1D track, so....'
'I never admit defeat!...Liam, you win...'
'If I weren't in the band, I'd be an English teacher.'
(In response to a bandmate saying they'd be invisible as a superpower): 'You already are, haha!'
'I'm as terrifying as penguin?'
'Hey, Lou, can I give you a blow job?'
'I like muffins, but I think they're just ugly cupcakes.'
'3, apple, game!'
'I don't want to date a model because models are perfect and perfect is boring.'
'I've tried to go for a bit of a smarter look. So I'm just trying to be a bit more serious.'
'Hi, I'm (his name) and I have TWO kidneys!'
'Cheeseburgers and jelly babies.'
(what he can't live without): ' heart.'
'Harry once shaved his initials into my legs!'
'I like girls who eat carrots!'
'It's all about the bromances!'
'I'm putting my hat on, what the hell does it look like?...oh, god.'
'I am quite handy with a kazoo...'
'They can't hesitate, they can't laugh, and if I think it's wrong, it's wrong!'
'I want a simple bride that would lie under the stars with me.'
'You horrible man!'
''s a man's world.'
'We're the four best friends!'
'Niall can be really scared by thunder storms....So...we all four sneak into his bed and cuddle him.'
'I heard Barack's a party animal.'
'Fans always ask me to marry them, so I'm going to have a lot of wives.'
'Niam is definitely real.'
'He's just upset because I put mayonnaise in his shoes.'
'Move in with your aunty and uncle in Bel-Air!'
'Liam Payne!!!...and Zayn 'overweight' Malik!!!'
'Echo, echo, echo!'
'I love with my heart, not my eyes.'
'I think it's cute when girls sneeze.'
'I'm being slowly seduced by your curls.'
'If you carry bananas with you when you drive, you can throw them at people.'
'Why did the mushroom go to the party? Because he was a fun-guy!'
'Do you think anyone knows I'm Irish?'
'What's up, dawg?'
'Connie, do the washing up!'
'I broke a pencil in half!'
'I do have quite a lot of hair.'
'Wrong answer!'
QuoteBand Member
'I'm a song!'
'I'm a big fat idiot!'
'Someone's just eating CocoPuffs at the moment, and that's from Mrs. Lou Tomlinson. Oh, your wife!'
'Ice cream very loudly!'
'I'm absolutely peanuts off.'
'What is porn?'
'Simple, but effective....'
'It's not our interview, but I'm gonna butt in, anyway.'
'Let's do this poo!'
'Nobody can touch our fans except for us. Sorry, we get jealous easily.'
'We've been pulled over cause we were driving too slow!'
'I love pints, I love pints!'
'It's all your fault, Paul!'
'Tell us about your mum, Harry.'
'We believe in you, old chaps!'
'My first real crush was Louis Tomlinson.'
'...big issues in that lower department...'
'It was an expensive boat, but we did steal it, so.'
'Wayne Rooney!'
'With my knowledge and understanding of the football game, I feel like I should be a lot better at football.'
'I'd be Niall, cause I wonder what goes on in his head sometimes.'
'If he's a bit tired, I'll go behind and push him along.'
'ummm...looking for the remote...'
'There's no towels in this place, so I just use toilet roll.'
'I threw a TV out the window when I was six years old.'
'That's why I chose the back row of the cinema!'
'I'm an eighth Belgium!'
'I'd date a fan, as long as she didn't scream in my face.'
'Eat more Wagon Wheels!'
'Send your C-Section (our direction)'
'You may not be plastic, but you're fantastic! Never forget that.'
'Howdy! Guess what? I got my first bra!'
'...turning the page is the best feeling in the world because you realize there's so much more to the book than the page you were stuck on.'
'What's a bucket list?'
'Sounds corny, but it's my thing.'
'Signing my first autograph was quite awkward because I didn't have one.'
(on the Hunger Games): 'Is the concept that you have to fight while being hungry? Like, are you still hungry while you're fighting?'
'We're not robots. We have feelings; we, we go through things, too.'
'Anyone who is funny and doesn't take herself too seriously is attractive to me.'
'The vainest contestant in the house is Zayn Malik.'
'I'd be invisible.'
'Sorry lads. Just a few technical difficulties.'
'Yeah, usually you can hear me before you see me.'
'I have a strange fear of spoons.'
'I try to be cool, but I'm not very good at it.'
'A Barney-themed tune.'
'The girls were lovely in the video!'
'Clearly, Liam doesn't have a favorite song. Mine, however, is 'Who Let the Dogs Out'''
'What did you call the cat again?...You called it a pussy, didn't you?'
'Zayn can make a girl faint just by looking at her. He truly is a power ranger!'
'I told Liam I was gonna go to his house and then I never did. And now he doesn't like me.'
'Harry's nudity is contagious!'
'If I wasn't in the band, I reckon I'd be a virgin.'
'Don't call a girl obsessed when she's in love.'
'As for you, stop having curly hair!'
'If you liked it, don't come back.'
'Vas happenin!'
'It's not nice when they pull your hair.'
'This is a jumper.... It doesn't jump.'
'I'd like to make a shout out. SHOUT OUT!'
'I'd pose naked for a hundred quid.'
'Man, you've got luscious lips!'
(on which band member he'd be for a week): 'I'd be Max!'
'I love Big Red Bus!'
'Get out of my kitchen!'
'I love Sugarscape more than any other sweetener.'
'If I was a food, I'd be a Rogan Josh!'
'And I'd marry you, Harry, cause it rhymes...'
'I would date a fan, but she has to love me for me, not because I'm in One Direction.'
'What's the crack-a-lacka-doo-doo?'
'I have a picture on my nightstand with me and Harry.'
'I got my trousers pulled down in a service station by Louis Tomlinson!'
(on the nicest thing something has done for him): 'Kiss my face!'
'I'm tired and it's winter!'
'The Cheetah Girls.'
'No, get off! This woman is trying to steal our award!'
'I used to have an imaginary friend, called Michael.'
'My first celebrity crush was J-Lo. Who can resist that bum?'
'Oh grandma, what's my name?'
'I don't even say that anymore!'
'Nobody wants to see that.... Do you?'
QuoteBand Member
'I really fancy Susan Boyle.'
'Harry's fans are so hardcore, you won't believe.'
'Send your collection our direction!'
'I would a, either be a Power Ranger, or if it comes to heroes, I'd be the Incredible Hulk.'
'I really fancy Katy Perry.'
'Since when are wrinkles hot?'
'Two Mars Bars for a euro!'
'He's talking ****! I'm the real deal.'
'Ah! Salt in my eye!'
(according to a fellow band member, he says this when they walk past paparazzi): 'Just smile and wave boys, smile and wave.'
(if he had one day to live, he'd): 'Surf!...See my family, as well...'
'I did not have a passport before One Direction.'
'Step one: put your dick in a box.'
'Oh my god, let's go surfing! Oh my god, this is great!'
'I haven't got insurance.'
'Two directions...that was not funny.'
'Finding a ham and cheese sandwich with a good ham to cheese ratio is always tricky.'
'I like rabbits!'
'I'm going for 1:58'
'I'm a massive softy!'
'I really like white, fluffy sheep.'
'We love it when Harry's naked!'
'As you all know, I'm a boy of very few words. Thank you.'
(on strange rumors): 'I was dead once...twice.'
'I would probably do like a triple-backflip.'
'I dedicate 'I Want' to Nandos.'
'To know that you can have such a massive effect on somebody's life is really overwhelming.'
'Sleep 'til you're hungry, eat 'til you sleep.'
'I'm known as the more mature one.'
'Zoe will be eating fruit off my naked body!'
'Three bananas for a euro.'
'I like girls who have a nice, pretty face.'
'I don't think any of them would be a bad boyfriend...'
'Harry's outside pelting snowballs. What he doesn't know is there's a door in the way, and windows, and he can't get me.'
'Well, judging by my eyebrows, mine would be quite huge!'
'We don't take showers!'
'Will you marry me?'
'The fun is all in the chase.'
'A triangle!'
'I'm most likely to do nudity.'
'Oh my god man. Oh my god dude.'
'Yes, I like every type of cheese!'
(a tweet): 'hmmm I love my baby nandos :) x'
'The laptop, it's missing!'
'Daisy Hills.'
'Niall is obsessed with Barack Obama.'
'We're all just normal people...' (Harry then slaps him)
'If it's legal, I'll marry food.'
'We get paid in chocolate covered peanuts!'
'Oh, not you again. Go away.'
'Sorry Mum!'
'Direction One!'
'That was a love bite from Louis Tomlinson.'
'Did you swallow a dictionary on the way over here?'
'I'm a very protective boyfriend, yes.'
'My pants will fall down when, if, I farted!'
'I'm left handed, I play the guitar right handed.'
'Our stylist wants me to do a shoot in a mankini. I'm up for that.'
'Here's a coin. Keep the change, you filthy animal!'
'I can wrap a present...'
'My worst habit is getting naked all the time.'
'He's not an endurance man....Take it or leave it.'
'1, 2, 3...7!'
'I don't wear socks.'
'I asked her singing to her. She dumped me the next day.'
'I'd be a birthday cake because I'd have a year before I got eaten.'
'Not Jim, he's a different guy. I brought them down to THE gym to get some workout.'
'I split my trousers!'
'That's a very interesting question...attacked by angry birds!'
'Louis has smelly feet.'
'Ugh, Head and Shoulders, please!'
'I wish I had a girl to cuddle up to at night, rather than my pillow.'
'I'd probably be Susan Boyle....cause, um, you know, she's a good dancer.'
'We love each other and we're gonna live happily ever after!'
'Not a beak, but the peak, of their fitness.'

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