Who Said What: One Direction

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QuoteBand Member
'I don't wear socks.'
'Oh my god, let's go surfing! Oh my god, this is great!'
'I'm tired and it's winter!'
'You may not be plastic, but you're fantastic! Never forget that.'
'My first real crush was Louis Tomlinson.'
'I never admit defeat!...Liam, you win...'
'Oh, not you again. Go away.'
'I don't even say that anymore!'
'Zayn can make a girl faint just by looking at her. He truly is a power ranger!'
'1, 2, 3...7!'
'Sorry lads. Just a few technical difficulties.'
'Juggling with phones and wallet.'
'The Cheetah Girls.'
'I'm a song!'
'Ugh, Head and Shoulders, please!'
'I heard Barack's a party animal.'
'I'm an eighth Belgium!'
'I hate dancing and I've never done it before and I just feel like an idiot.'
'Did you swallow a dictionary on the way over here?'
'Clearly, Liam doesn't have a favorite song. Mine, however, is 'Who Let the Dogs Out'''
'The girls were lovely in the video!'
'And I'd marry you, Harry, cause it rhymes...'
'ummm...looking for the remote...'
'Man, you've got luscious lips!'
'I'm a massive softy!'
'Nobody can touch our fans except for us. Sorry, we get jealous easily.'
'The next shot, why don't we just dive off?'
'I have a picture on my nightstand with me and Harry.'
'We don't take showers!'
'Harry's fans are so hardcore, you won't believe.'
'A Barney-themed tune.'
'What's a bucket list?'
'What did you call the cat again?...You called it a pussy, didn't you?'
'He's just upset because I put mayonnaise in his shoes.'
'Fluffy, was it?'
'I can wrap a present...'
'Let's do this poo!'
'If it's legal, I'll marry food.'
'Move in with your aunty and uncle in Bel-Air!'
'Vas happenin mum? Vas happenin Mick (Jagger)?'
'The vainest contestant in the house is Zayn Malik.'
'What, like it's a war between McDonald's employees? Like, 'Get me the Big Mac?''
'I broke a pencil in half!'
'I like muffins, but I think they're just ugly cupcakes.'
'I did not have a passport before One Direction.'
'We're not robots. We have feelings; we, we go through things, too.'
'I wish I had a girl to cuddle up to at night, rather than my pillow.'
'Hey, Lou, can I give you a blow job?'
'And I can see in the dark!'
'We're the four best friends!'
'Daisy Hills.'
'I am quite handy with a kazoo...'
'We're all just normal people...' (Harry then slaps him)
(what he can't live without): '...my heart.'
'Get out of my kitchen!'
'Send your collection our direction!'
'Cheeseburgers and jelly babies.'
'Sleep 'til you're hungry, eat 'til you sleep.'
'I would date a fan, but she has to love me for me, not because I'm in One Direction.'
'I'm being slowly seduced by your curls.'
'We've been pulled over cause we were driving too slow!'
(on which band member he'd be for a week): 'I'd be Max!'
'Two Mars Bars for a euro!'
'Why did the mushroom go to the party? Because he was a fun-guy!'
'A triangle!'
'It's been years and years since I've pulled out the...Superman card, if you will.'
'I'd like to make a shout out. SHOUT OUT!'
'Three bananas for a euro.'
'Zoe will be eating fruit off my naked body!'
'Here's a coin. Keep the change, you filthy animal!'
'We love each other and we're gonna live happily ever after!'
'I think it's cute when girls sneeze.'
'I told Liam I was gonna go to his house and then I never did. And now he doesn't like me.'
'Oh my god man. Oh my god dude.'
'I do have quite a lot of hair.'
'If he's a bit tired, I'll go behind and push him along.'
(on strange rumors): 'I was dead once...twice.'
'I wear two pairs of socks every day.'
'Pixie Lott, because she's hot.'
QuoteBand Member
'Not Jim, he's a different guy. I brought them down to THE gym to get some workout.'
'I want a simple bride that would lie under the stars with me.'
'Harry's nudity is contagious!'
'That was a love bite from Louis Tomlinson.'
'I like girls who have a nice, pretty face.'
'It's not nice when they pull your hair.'
'Nobody wants to see that.... Do you?'
'You pet the dog, you screw the lightbulb, and then you just go crazy!'
'Don't call a girl obsessed when she's in love.'
'Sorry Mum!'
'I'm going for 1:58'
'The fun is all in the chase.'
'The laptop, it's missing!'
'I'm putting my hat on, what the hell does it look like?...oh, god.'
'Niam is definitely real.'
'I'm known as the more mature one.'
'I can't help but look into the crowd to see if I can see my future wife.'
'I try to be cool, but I'm not very good at it.'
'There's no towels in this place, so I just use toilet roll.'
'I like girls who eat carrots!'
'Tourist t-shirts.'
'Fans always ask me to marry them, so I'm going to have a lot of wives.'
'Eat more Wagon Wheels!'
'Our stylist wants me to do a shoot in a mankini. I'm up for that.'
'That's a very interesting question...attacked by angry birds!'
'If I was a food, I'd be a Rogan Josh!'
'Wayne Rooney!'
'Now, to the untrained eye, this may look like a giant baby group, but we think it's goddamn cool!'
'I dedicate 'I Want' to Nandos.'
'What's up, dawg?'
'If you liked it, don't come back.'
(if he had one day to live, he'd): 'Surf!...See my family, as well...'
'No, get off! This woman is trying to steal our award!'
'I have plans to rap on a future 1D track, so....'
'With my knowledge and understanding of the football game, I feel like I should be a lot better at football.'
'Will you marry me?'
'Direction One!'
'We get paid in chocolate covered peanuts!'
'I love Big Red Bus!'
'That's why I chose the back row of the cinema!'
'I'd pose naked for a hundred quid.'
'3, apple, game!'
'Oh grandma, what's my name?'
'Niall is obsessed with Barack Obama.'
'Holy fuc-dgecakes.... Holy fudgecakes!'
'I'm a very protective boyfriend, yes.'
'He's not an endurance man....Take it or leave it.'
'Vas happenin!'
'I don't think any of them would be a bad boyfriend...'
'I'm as terrifying as a...as a...baby penguin?'
'He's talking ****! I'm the real deal.'
'I'd date a fan, as long as she didn't scream in my face.'
'I would probably do like a triple-backflip.'
'If you carry bananas with you when you drive, you can throw them at people.'
'If I wasn't in the band, I reckon I'd be a virgin.'
'My pants will fall down when, if, I farted!'
'Sounds corny, but it's my thing.'
'Anyone who is funny and doesn't take herself too seriously is attractive to me.'
'I'm most likely to do nudity.'
'Got the th-th-thesaurus!'
'Not a beak, but the peak, of their fitness.'
'I haven't got insurance.'
'Tell us about your mum, Harry.'
'I'm the Irish one.'
'Triangle, triangle, triangle, triangle, triangle...triangle!'
(according to a fellow band member, he says this when they walk past paparazzi): 'Just smile and wave boys, smile and wave.'
'I have a strange fear of spoons.'
'Harry once shaved his initials into my legs!'
'Well, judging by my eyebrows, mine would be quite huge!'
(on the nicest thing something has done for him): 'Kiss my face!'
'It was an expensive boat, but we did steal it, so.'
'We owe all of our career to electricity!'
'Yeah, usually you can hear me before you see me.'
'I really like white, fluffy sheep.'
'We believe in you, old chaps!'
'I asked her out...by singing to her. She dumped me the next day.'
'It's all about the bromances!'
QuoteBand Member
'Someone's just eating CocoPuffs at the moment, and that's from Mrs. Lou Tomlinson. Oh, your wife!'
'I've got four nipples.'
'Simple, but effective....'
'They can't hesitate, they can't laugh, and if I think it's wrong, it's wrong!'
'...cause cats like fish....'
'I used to have an imaginary friend, called Michael.'
'I don't think The Notebook is that great.'
(on the Hunger Games): 'Is the concept that you have to fight while being hungry? Like, are you still hungry while you're fighting?'
'Ah! Salt in my eye!'
'My mum got pushed over by a pink power ranger!'
''No' Jimmy protested.'
'I like rabbits!'
(in reply to 'A girl once showed her breasts!'): 'We loved it!'
'Two minutes, dead. Wha!'
'Signing my first autograph was quite awkward because I didn't have one.'
'Howdy! Guess what? I got my first bra!'
'I got my trousers pulled down in a service station by Louis Tomlinson!'
'Intelligence is sexy.'
'Send your C-Section (our direction)'
'Well...it's a man's world.'
'It's not our interview, but I'm gonna butt in, anyway.'
'I'd be Niall, cause I wonder what goes on in his head sometimes.'
'Niall once had a dream that all the food in the world was gone and he woke up crying.'
'I'm left handed, I play the guitar right handed.'
'To know that you can have such a massive effect on somebody's life is really overwhelming.'
'I'm a Bradford badboy, yo!'
'I'd be a birthday cake because I'd have a year before I got eaten.'
'I'd be invisible.'
'Live life for the moment because everything else is uncertain.'
'I'm a big fat idiot!'
(on where he sees himself in 20 years): 'My hairline recedes!'
'We love it when Harry's naked!'
'It's all your fault, Paul!'
'Finding a ham and cheese sandwich with a good ham to cheese ratio is always tricky.'
'Louis has smelly feet.'
'DJ Malik, DJ Malik.'
'I don't want to date a model because models are perfect and perfect is boring.'
'I really fancy Susan Boyle.'
(In response to a bandmate saying they'd be invisible as a superpower): 'You already are, haha!'
'I would a, either be a Power Ranger, or if it comes to heroes, I'd be the Incredible Hulk.'
'Mary?...She's mine.... SHE'S MINE!'
'Liam Payne!!!...and Zayn 'overweight' Malik!!!'
'I love Sugarscape more than any other sweetener.'
'I'd probably be Susan Boyle....cause, um, you know, she's a good dancer.'
'If I weren't in the band, I'd be an English teacher.'
'Being single doesn't mean you're weak, it means that you're strong enough to wait for what you deserve.'
(a tweet): 'hmmm I love my baby nandos :) x'
'I threw a TV out the window when I was six years old.'
'I love with my heart, not my eyes.'
'I'm absolutely freezing...my peanuts off.'
'I split my trousers!'
'Do you think anyone knows I'm Irish?'
'Step one: put your dick in a box.'
'AHH! The light!'
'I love pints, I love pints!'
'I really fancy Katy Perry.'
'Niall can be really scared by thunder storms....So...we all four sneak into his bed and cuddle him.'
'My first celebrity crush was J-Lo. Who can resist that bum?'
'Trouser, trouser, trouser...Right in the balls! That's what I'm talking about!'
'I've tried to go for a bit of a smarter look. So I'm just trying to be a bit more serious.'
'She makes me wanna oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, ohohoh...'
'Harry's outside pelting snowballs. What he doesn't know is there's a door in the way, and windows, and he can't get me.'
'Ice cream very loudly!'
'This is a jumper.... It doesn't jump.'
'Wrong answer!'
'As you all know, I'm a boy of very few words. Thank you.'
'As for you, stop having curly hair!'
'What is porn?'
'Since when are wrinkles hot?'
'Hi, I'm (his name) and I have TWO kidneys!'
'Yes, I like every type of cheese!'
'Echo, echo, echo!'
'You horrible man!'
'Connie, do the washing up!'
'Two directions...that was not funny.'
'My worst habit is getting naked all the time.'
'...turning the page is the best feeling in the world because you realize there's so much more to the book than the page you were stuck on.'
'...big issues in that lower department...'
'What's the crack-a-lacka-doo-doo?'
'...cause pizza is nicer....'

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