Who Said What: One Direction

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QuoteBand Member
(on the nicest thing something has done for him): 'Kiss my face!'
'I'm going for 1:58'
'Hey, Lou, can I give you a blow job?'
'A Barney-themed tune.'
'Sorry lads. Just a few technical difficulties.'
'We owe all of our career to electricity!'
'My worst habit is getting naked all the time.'
'Niall is obsessed with Barack Obama.'
'What's the crack-a-lacka-doo-doo?'
'My first real crush was Louis Tomlinson.'
'Sorry Mum!'
'The vainest contestant in the house is Zayn Malik.'
'I threw a TV out the window when I was six years old.'
'We're all just normal people...' (Harry then slaps him)
'I would date a fan, but she has to love me for me, not because I'm in One Direction.'
'Nobody wants to see that.... Do you?'
'I have plans to rap on a future 1D track, so....'
'I'd be invisible.'
'My pants will fall down when, if, I farted!'
'Mary?...She's mine.... SHE'S MINE!'
'I've tried to go for a bit of a smarter look. So I'm just trying to be a bit more serious.'
'Harry once shaved his initials into my legs!'
'Well, judging by my eyebrows, mine would be quite huge!'
'We don't take showers!'
'I have a picture on my nightstand with me and Harry.'
'Two minutes, dead. Wha!'
'Harry's outside pelting snowballs. What he doesn't know is there's a door in the way, and windows, and he can't get me.'
'I heard Barack's a party animal.'
'Being single doesn't mean you're weak, it means that you're strong enough to wait for what you deserve.'
'With my knowledge and understanding of the football game, I feel like I should be a lot better at football.'
'Our stylist wants me to do a shoot in a mankini. I'm up for that.'
'What's up, dawg?'
'It's all your fault, Paul!'
'I don't want to date a model because models are perfect and perfect is boring.'
'I really like white, fluffy sheep.'
'I have a strange fear of spoons.'
'Oh my god man. Oh my god dude.'
'The Cheetah Girls.'
'Tourist t-shirts.'
'You pet the dog, you screw the lightbulb, and then you just go crazy!'
'We're the four best friends!'
'Niall once had a dream that all the food in the world was gone and he woke up crying.'
'I'm a Bradford badboy, yo!'
'Live life for the moment because everything else is uncertain.'
'Yes, I like every type of cheese!'
'Juggling with phones and wallet.'
'Three bananas for a euro.'
'My mum got pushed over by a pink power ranger!'
'I can't help but look into the crowd to see if I can see my future wife.'
'Howdy! Guess what? I got my first bra!'
'Oh my god, let's go surfing! Oh my god, this is great!'
'I wear two pairs of socks every day.'
'Someone's just eating CocoPuffs at the moment, and that's from Mrs. Lou Tomlinson. Oh, your wife!'
'I really fancy Katy Perry.'
'Louis has smelly feet.'
'My first celebrity crush was J-Lo. Who can resist that bum?'
'Pixie Lott, because she's hot.'
'Since when are wrinkles hot?'
'This is a jumper.... It doesn't jump.'
(in reply to 'A girl once showed her breasts!'): 'We loved it!'
'I'm a massive softy!'
'Oh, not you again. Go away.'
'Will you marry me?'
''No' Jimmy protested.'
'Got the th-th-thesaurus!'
'If I was a food, I'd be a Rogan Josh!'
'I do have quite a lot of hair.'
'Not a beak, but the peak, of their fitness.'
'I'm being slowly seduced by your curls.'
'Not Jim, he's a different guy. I brought them down to THE gym to get some workout.'
'I'm putting my hat on, what the hell does it look like?...oh, god.'
'Step one: put your dick in a box.'
'I'm a song!'
'Sounds corny, but it's my thing.'
'I never admit defeat!...Liam, you win...'
'That's a very interesting question...attacked by angry birds!'
'...turning the page is the best feeling in the world because you realize there's so much more to the book than the page you were stuck on.'
'Yeah, usually you can hear me before you see me.'
'To know that you can have such a massive effect on somebody's life is really overwhelming.'
'Send your C-Section (our direction)'
QuoteBand Member
'I don't wear socks.'
'I don't think The Notebook is that great.'
'No, get off! This woman is trying to steal our award!'
'I'd be a birthday cake because I'd have a year before I got eaten.'
'I'm tired and it's winter!'
'If I weren't in the band, I'd be an English teacher.'
'Vas happenin!'
(what he can't live without): '...my heart.'
'Eat more Wagon Wheels!'
'I'm absolutely freezing...my peanuts off.'
'What did you call the cat again?...You called it a pussy, didn't you?'
'Holy fuc-dgecakes.... Holy fudgecakes!'
'I can wrap a present...'
'And I'd marry you, Harry, cause it rhymes...'
'I'm left handed, I play the guitar right handed.'
'It's not our interview, but I'm gonna butt in, anyway.'
'...big issues in that lower department...'
'If it's legal, I'll marry food.'
'Liam Payne!!!...and Zayn 'overweight' Malik!!!'
'I try to be cool, but I'm not very good at it.'
'We get paid in chocolate covered peanuts!'
'I like girls who have a nice, pretty face.'
'As you all know, I'm a boy of very few words. Thank you.'
'Echo, echo, echo!'
'The laptop, it's missing!'
'Man, you've got luscious lips!'
'What, like it's a war between McDonald's employees? Like, 'Get me the Big Mac?''
'3, apple, game!'
'I'm an eighth Belgium!'
'Niam is definitely real.'
'Zayn can make a girl faint just by looking at her. He truly is a power ranger!'
'It's been years and years since I've pulled out the...Superman card, if you will.'
'Cheeseburgers and jelly babies.'
'Oh grandma, what's my name?'
'Tell us about your mum, Harry.'
'...cause cats like fish....'
'I'd pose naked for a hundred quid.'
'As for you, stop having curly hair!'
'What is porn?'
(on where he sees himself in 20 years): 'My hairline recedes!'
'Get out of my kitchen!'
'I love with my heart, not my eyes.'
'The next shot, why don't we just dive off?'
'I'd be Niall, cause I wonder what goes on in his head sometimes.'
'It's all about the bromances!'
'I like girls who eat carrots!'
'I'm a very protective boyfriend, yes.'
'That was a love bite from Louis Tomlinson.'
'He's just upset because I put mayonnaise in his shoes.'
'We've been pulled over cause we were driving too slow!'
'I'm the Irish one.'
'Let's do this poo!'
'Here's a coin. Keep the change, you filthy animal!'
'We love each other and we're gonna live happily ever after!'
'Wayne Rooney!'
'Intelligence is sexy.'
'Now, to the untrained eye, this may look like a giant baby group, but we think it's goddamn cool!'
'Harry's fans are so hardcore, you won't believe.'
'I think it's cute when girls sneeze.'
'Zoe will be eating fruit off my naked body!'
'Don't call a girl obsessed when she's in love.'
'We believe in you, old chaps!'
'Connie, do the washing up!'
'I don't even say that anymore!'
'A triangle!'
'Clearly, Liam doesn't have a favorite song. Mine, however, is 'Who Let the Dogs Out'''
'Did you swallow a dictionary on the way over here?'
'The girls were lovely in the video!'
'He's talking ****! I'm the real deal.'
'I don't think any of them would be a bad boyfriend...'
'Simple, but effective....'
'Vas happenin mum? Vas happenin Mick (Jagger)?'
'Finding a ham and cheese sandwich with a good ham to cheese ratio is always tricky.'
'Do you think anyone knows I'm Irish?'
'Ugh, Head and Shoulders, please!'
'Niall can be really scared by thunder storms....So...we all four sneak into his bed and cuddle him.'
'If I wasn't in the band, I reckon I'd be a virgin.'
'Signing my first autograph was quite awkward because I didn't have one.'
QuoteBand Member
'I'm a big fat idiot!'
'If he's a bit tired, I'll go behind and push him along.'
'I split my trousers!'
'I really fancy Susan Boyle.'
'ummm...looking for the remote...'
'Fans always ask me to marry them, so I'm going to have a lot of wives.'
'We love it when Harry's naked!'
'I used to have an imaginary friend, called Michael.'
(a tweet): 'hmmm I love my baby nandos :) x'
'Send your collection our direction!'
'I like muffins, but I think they're just ugly cupcakes.'
'I did not have a passport before One Direction.'
'I am quite handy with a kazoo...'
(if he had one day to live, he'd): 'Surf!...See my family, as well...'
'Daisy Hills.'
'They can't hesitate, they can't laugh, and if I think it's wrong, it's wrong!'
'If you carry bananas with you when you drive, you can throw them at people.'
'Ice cream very loudly!'
'Two Mars Bars for a euro!'
'I'm as terrifying as a...as a...baby penguin?'
'It's not nice when they pull your hair.'
'I'd date a fan, as long as she didn't scream in my face.'
'There's no towels in this place, so I just use toilet roll.'
'Anyone who is funny and doesn't take herself too seriously is attractive to me.'
'AHH! The light!'
(on strange rumors): 'I was dead once...twice.'
'I love pints, I love pints!'
'I'm known as the more mature one.'
'Hi, I'm (his name) and I have TWO kidneys!'
'We're not robots. We have feelings; we, we go through things, too.'
'She makes me wanna oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, ohohoh...'
(on which band member he'd be for a week): 'I'd be Max!'
'Well...it's a man's world.'
'Fluffy, was it?'
'I got my trousers pulled down in a service station by Louis Tomlinson!'
'You horrible man!'
'That's why I chose the back row of the cinema!'
(on the Hunger Games): 'Is the concept that you have to fight while being hungry? Like, are you still hungry while you're fighting?'
'I dedicate 'I Want' to Nandos.'
'I hate dancing and I've never done it before and I just feel like an idiot.'
'I've got four nipples.'
'I told Liam I was gonna go to his house and then I never did. And now he doesn't like me.'
'I'd like to make a shout out. SHOUT OUT!'
'I want a simple bride that would lie under the stars with me.'
'I would a, either be a Power Ranger, or if it comes to heroes, I'd be the Incredible Hulk.'
(In response to a bandmate saying they'd be invisible as a superpower): 'You already are, haha!'
'What's a bucket list?'
'I'm most likely to do nudity.'
'I broke a pencil in half!'
'Trouser, trouser, trouser...Right in the balls! That's what I'm talking about!'
'I love Sugarscape more than any other sweetener.'
'Harry's nudity is contagious!'
'I would probably do like a triple-backflip.'
'I asked her out...by singing to her. She dumped me the next day.'
'Move in with your aunty and uncle in Bel-Air!'
'Nobody can touch our fans except for us. Sorry, we get jealous easily.'
'And I can see in the dark!'
'He's not an endurance man....Take it or leave it.'
'Ah! Salt in my eye!'
'I love Big Red Bus!'
'Direction One!'
'If you liked it, don't come back.'
'1, 2, 3...7!'
'Two directions...that was not funny.'
'You may not be plastic, but you're fantastic! Never forget that.'
'...cause pizza is nicer....'
'Triangle, triangle, triangle, triangle, triangle...triangle!'
(according to a fellow band member, he says this when they walk past paparazzi): 'Just smile and wave boys, smile and wave.'
'I wish I had a girl to cuddle up to at night, rather than my pillow.'
'I haven't got insurance.'
'DJ Malik, DJ Malik.'
'Why did the mushroom go to the party? Because he was a fun-guy!'
'I'd probably be Susan Boyle....cause, um, you know, she's a good dancer.'
'Wrong answer!'
'It was an expensive boat, but we did steal it, so.'
'I like rabbits!'
'The fun is all in the chase.'
'Sleep 'til you're hungry, eat 'til you sleep.'

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