Who Said What: One Direction

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'I really fancy Katy Perry.'
'What's a bucket list?'
'I am quite handy with a kazoo...'
'Since when are wrinkles hot?'
'I really like white, fluffy sheep.'
'Harry once shaved his initials into my legs!'
'Sorry lads. Just a few technical difficulties.'
'I can wrap a present...'
'That's a very interesting question...attacked by angry birds!'
'Cheeseburgers and jelly babies.'
'Connie, do the washing up!'
'I don't think any of them would be a bad boyfriend...'
'Anyone who is funny and doesn't take herself too seriously is attractive to me.'
'I told Liam I was gonna go to his house and then I never did. And now he doesn't like me.'
'It was an expensive boat, but we did steal it, so.'
'This is a jumper.... It doesn't jump.'
'I love Sugarscape more than any other sweetener.'
'Vas happenin!'
'The fun is all in the chase.'
'Harry's nudity is contagious!'
'He's just upset because I put mayonnaise in his shoes.'
(on where he sees himself in 20 years): 'My hairline recedes!'
'I'm a very protective boyfriend, yes.'
'I like rabbits!'
'Tell us about your mum, Harry.'
(a tweet): 'hmmm I love my baby nandos :) x'
'I don't wear socks.'
'Louis has smelly feet.'
'...cause pizza is nicer....'
'I broke a pencil in half!'
(in reply to 'A girl once showed her breasts!'): 'We loved it!'
'I don't want to date a model because models are perfect and perfect is boring.'
'I try to be cool, but I'm not very good at it.'
'Man, you've got luscious lips!'
'If you carry bananas with you when you drive, you can throw them at people.'
'I hate dancing and I've never done it before and I just feel like an idiot.'
(if he had one day to live, he'd): 'Surf!...See my family, as well...'
'Oh my god, let's go surfing! Oh my god, this is great!'
'I'd pose naked for a hundred quid.'
'Pixie Lott, because she's hot.'
'If I weren't in the band, I'd be an English teacher.'
'Mary?...She's mine.... SHE'S MINE!'
'Do you think anyone knows I'm Irish?'
'I can't help but look into the crowd to see if I can see my future wife.'
'The Cheetah Girls.'
'I love Big Red Bus!'
'What's up, dawg?'
'No, get off! This woman is trying to steal our award!'
'Now, to the untrained eye, this may look like a giant baby group, but we think it's goddamn cool!'
'Sorry Mum!'
'1, 2, 3...7!'
'I would a, either be a Power Ranger, or if it comes to heroes, I'd be the Incredible Hulk.'
'She makes me wanna oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, ohohoh...'
'We've been pulled over cause we were driving too slow!'
'There's no towels in this place, so I just use toilet roll.'
'Three bananas for a euro.'
'Will you marry me?'
'You horrible man!'
'Fluffy, was it?'
'That was a love bite from Louis Tomlinson.'
'Niall can be really scared by thunder storms....So...we all four sneak into his bed and cuddle him.'
'I'm a Bradford badboy, yo!'
'I'm known as the more mature one.'
'We believe in you, old chaps!'
'I got my trousers pulled down in a service station by Louis Tomlinson!'
'We don't take showers!'
'It's all about the bromances!'
'Wrong answer!'
'The next shot, why don't we just dive off?'
'Harry's fans are so hardcore, you won't believe.'
'I'm a song!'
'Direction One!'
'I asked her out...by singing to her. She dumped me the next day.'
'To know that you can have such a massive effect on somebody's life is really overwhelming.'
'Nobody can touch our fans except for us. Sorry, we get jealous easily.'
'My first celebrity crush was J-Lo. Who can resist that bum?'
'Holy fuc-dgecakes.... Holy fudgecakes!'
'It's not nice when they pull your hair.'
QuoteBand Member
'Daisy Hills.'
'I haven't got insurance.'
'They can't hesitate, they can't laugh, and if I think it's wrong, it's wrong!'
'You may not be plastic, but you're fantastic! Never forget that.'
'I'm a big fat idiot!'
'I'd like to make a shout out. SHOUT OUT!'
'Fans always ask me to marry them, so I'm going to have a lot of wives.'
'I'd be invisible.'
'I have a picture on my nightstand with me and Harry.'
'Intelligence is sexy.'
'I'm most likely to do nudity.'
'I dedicate 'I Want' to Nandos.'
'I'd be Niall, cause I wonder what goes on in his head sometimes.'
'Ice cream very loudly!'
'Live life for the moment because everything else is uncertain.'
'Ugh, Head and Shoulders, please!'
'Triangle, triangle, triangle, triangle, triangle...triangle!'
'Yes, I like every type of cheese!'
'I'm left handed, I play the guitar right handed.'
'The laptop, it's missing!'
'Finding a ham and cheese sandwich with a good ham to cheese ratio is always tricky.'
'He's talking ****! I'm the real deal.'
'Being single doesn't mean you're weak, it means that you're strong enough to wait for what you deserve.'
'My mum got pushed over by a pink power ranger!'
'Two minutes, dead. Wha!'
'Harry's outside pelting snowballs. What he doesn't know is there's a door in the way, and windows, and he can't get me.'
(on the Hunger Games): 'Is the concept that you have to fight while being hungry? Like, are you still hungry while you're fighting?'
'Send your C-Section (our direction)'
'My pants will fall down when, if, I farted!'
'The girls were lovely in the video!'
'It's all your fault, Paul!'
'If he's a bit tired, I'll go behind and push him along.'
'We love it when Harry's naked!'
'I'm putting my hat on, what the hell does it look like?...oh, god.'
'With my knowledge and understanding of the football game, I feel like I should be a lot better at football.'
'I'm absolutely freezing...my peanuts off.'
'Eat more Wagon Wheels!'
'Vas happenin mum? Vas happenin Mick (Jagger)?'
'I love pints, I love pints!'
(on the nicest thing something has done for him): 'Kiss my face!'
'Get out of my kitchen!'
'I'd date a fan, as long as she didn't scream in my face.'
'Tourist t-shirts.'
'I did not have a passport before One Direction.'
'Not Jim, he's a different guy. I brought them down to THE gym to get some workout.'
'...cause cats like fish....'
'Signing my first autograph was quite awkward because I didn't have one.'
'I have a strange fear of spoons.'
'Well...it's a man's world.'
'If you liked it, don't come back.'
'...big issues in that lower department...'
'AHH! The light!'
'Why did the mushroom go to the party? Because he was a fun-guy!'
'I like girls who have a nice, pretty face.'
'I want a simple bride that would lie under the stars with me.'
'I don't think The Notebook is that great.'
'ummm...looking for the remote...'
'I wear two pairs of socks every day.'
'I've got four nipples.'
'Here's a coin. Keep the change, you filthy animal!'
'I really fancy Susan Boyle.'
'I'm being slowly seduced by your curls.'
'I think it's cute when girls sneeze.'
'Did you swallow a dictionary on the way over here?'
'Oh grandma, what's my name?'
'I'm as terrifying as a...as a...baby penguin?'
'Nobody wants to see that.... Do you?'
'What, like it's a war between McDonald's employees? Like, 'Get me the Big Mac?''
'I would probably do like a triple-backflip.'
'It's been years and years since I've pulled out the...Superman card, if you will.'
'Niall is obsessed with Barack Obama.'
'If I wasn't in the band, I reckon I'd be a virgin.'
'3, apple, game!'
'We love each other and we're gonna live happily ever after!'
(In response to a bandmate saying they'd be invisible as a superpower): 'You already are, haha!'
'Niam is definitely real.'
'Zayn can make a girl faint just by looking at her. He truly is a power ranger!'
'I have plans to rap on a future 1D track, so....'
'Oh my god man. Oh my god dude.'
'Yeah, usually you can hear me before you see me.'
QuoteBand Member
'I'd be a birthday cake because I'd have a year before I got eaten.'
'I wish I had a girl to cuddle up to at night, rather than my pillow.'
'I heard Barack's a party animal.'
'...turning the page is the best feeling in the world because you realize there's so much more to the book than the page you were stuck on.'
'I like muffins, but I think they're just ugly cupcakes.'
'I'm going for 1:58'
'Niall once had a dream that all the food in the world was gone and he woke up crying.'
'I love with my heart, not my eyes.'
'I do have quite a lot of hair.'
'I would date a fan, but she has to love me for me, not because I'm in One Direction.'
'Oh, not you again. Go away.'
'I used to have an imaginary friend, called Michael.'
'Clearly, Liam doesn't have a favorite song. Mine, however, is 'Who Let the Dogs Out'''
'My first real crush was Louis Tomlinson.'
'Well, judging by my eyebrows, mine would be quite huge!'
'What did you call the cat again?...You called it a pussy, didn't you?'
(what he can't live without): '...my heart.'
'I've tried to go for a bit of a smarter look. So I'm just trying to be a bit more serious.'
'I'm an eighth Belgium!'
'We get paid in chocolate covered peanuts!'
'Don't call a girl obsessed when she's in love.'
'We're not robots. We have feelings; we, we go through things, too.'
'I never admit defeat!...Liam, you win...'
(on which band member he'd be for a week): 'I'd be Max!'
'You pet the dog, you screw the lightbulb, and then you just go crazy!'
'Someone's just eating CocoPuffs at the moment, and that's from Mrs. Lou Tomlinson. Oh, your wife!'
'The vainest contestant in the house is Zayn Malik.'
'Hi, I'm (his name) and I have TWO kidneys!'
'It's not our interview, but I'm gonna butt in, anyway.'
'I'm tired and it's winter!'
'Got the th-th-thesaurus!'
'I'm the Irish one.'
'Ah! Salt in my eye!'
'A triangle!'
'Liam Payne!!!...and Zayn 'overweight' Malik!!!'
'He's not an endurance man....Take it or leave it.'
'Sounds corny, but it's my thing.'
'I don't even say that anymore!'
'We owe all of our career to electricity!'
'Hey, Lou, can I give you a blow job?'
'Juggling with phones and wallet.'
'I'm a massive softy!'
(on strange rumors): 'I was dead once...twice.'
'That's why I chose the back row of the cinema!'
'As for you, stop having curly hair!'
'As you all know, I'm a boy of very few words. Thank you.'
'Echo, echo, echo!'
'Two Mars Bars for a euro!'
'Step one: put your dick in a box.'
'A Barney-themed tune.'
(according to a fellow band member, he says this when they walk past paparazzi): 'Just smile and wave boys, smile and wave.'
'I like girls who eat carrots!'
'If it's legal, I'll marry food.'
'Our stylist wants me to do a shoot in a mankini. I'm up for that.'
'Wayne Rooney!'
'Two directions...that was not funny.'
'We're all just normal people...' (Harry then slaps him)
'I split my trousers!'
'Howdy! Guess what? I got my first bra!'
'DJ Malik, DJ Malik.'
'Sleep 'til you're hungry, eat 'til you sleep.'
'Trouser, trouser, trouser...Right in the balls! That's what I'm talking about!'
'What's the crack-a-lacka-doo-doo?'
'Not a beak, but the peak, of their fitness.'
'My worst habit is getting naked all the time.'
'I threw a TV out the window when I was six years old.'
'Move in with your aunty and uncle in Bel-Air!'
'Simple, but effective....'
'We're the four best friends!'
'Zoe will be eating fruit off my naked body!'
'And I can see in the dark!'
''No' Jimmy protested.'
'What is porn?'
'If I was a food, I'd be a Rogan Josh!'
'Let's do this poo!'
'And I'd marry you, Harry, cause it rhymes...'
'Send your collection our direction!'
'I'd probably be Susan Boyle....cause, um, you know, she's a good dancer.'

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