Who Said What: One Direction

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QuoteBand Member
'I'm a massive softy!'
'We're the four best friends!'
'Holy fuc-dgecakes.... Holy fudgecakes!'
'Yeah, usually you can hear me before you see me.'
'If I weren't in the band, I'd be an English teacher.'
'I'm known as the more mature one.'
'And I can see in the dark!'
'The Cheetah Girls.'
'It's not our interview, but I'm gonna butt in, anyway.'
'Connie, do the washing up!'
'You pet the dog, you screw the lightbulb, and then you just go crazy!'
'Will you marry me?'
'Two minutes, dead. Wha!'
'Two directions...that was not funny.'
'I don't want to date a model because models are perfect and perfect is boring.'
'I'd like to make a shout out. SHOUT OUT!'
'I don't think The Notebook is that great.'
'I'm a very protective boyfriend, yes.'
'There's no towels in this place, so I just use toilet roll.'
'Harry's outside pelting snowballs. What he doesn't know is there's a door in the way, and windows, and he can't get me.'
'Zayn can make a girl faint just by looking at her. He truly is a power ranger!'
'If you liked it, don't come back.'
'Live life for the moment because everything else is uncertain.'
'I don't even say that anymore!'
'Now, to the untrained eye, this may look like a giant baby group, but we think it's goddamn cool!'
'Well...it's a man's world.'
'Nobody wants to see that.... Do you?'
'If I was a food, I'd be a Rogan Josh!'
'Juggling with phones and wallet.'
'I've got four nipples.'
'...big issues in that lower department...'
'Not a beak, but the peak, of their fitness.'
'A Barney-themed tune.'
'If I wasn't in the band, I reckon I'd be a virgin.'
'Echo, echo, echo!'
'Oreos.'
'I never admit defeat!...Liam, you win...'
'I'm an eighth Belgium!'
'I wish I had a girl to cuddle up to at night, rather than my pillow.'
'1, 2, 3...7!'
'Fluffy, was it?'
'Louis has smelly feet.'
'Referee!!??!'
(what he can't live without): '...my heart.'
'He's not an endurance man....Take it or leave it.'
'I threw a TV out the window when I was six years old.'
(if he had one day to live, he'd): 'Surf!...See my family, as well...'
'I'm a song!'
'Triangle, triangle, triangle, triangle, triangle...triangle!'
'If he's a bit tired, I'll go behind and push him along.'
'Vas happenin!'
'I would probably do like a triple-backflip.'
'I'm a Bradford badboy, yo!'
'What's the crack-a-lacka-doo-doo?'
'I'd pose naked for a hundred quid.'
'We don't take showers!'
(on the Hunger Games): 'Is the concept that you have to fight while being hungry? Like, are you still hungry while you're fighting?'
'Pixie Lott, because she's hot.'
'Wayne Rooney!'
'Someone's just eating CocoPuffs at the moment, and that's from Mrs. Lou Tomlinson. Oh, your wife!'
'I'm going for 1:58'
'Two Mars Bars for a euro!'
'I like girls who have a nice, pretty face.'
'A triangle!'
'I used to have an imaginary friend, called Michael.'
'He's just upset because I put mayonnaise in his shoes.'
'I like girls who eat carrots!'
'The vainest contestant in the house is Zayn Malik.'
'Sorry Mum!'
'I don't think any of them would be a bad boyfriend...'
'My mum got pushed over by a pink power ranger!'
'The girls were lovely in the video!'
'I'm left handed, I play the guitar right handed.'
'Intelligence is sexy.'
'Liam Payne!!!...and Zayn 'overweight' Malik!!!'
'Don't call a girl obsessed when she's in love.'
'I have a picture on my nightstand with me and Harry.'
'It's been years and years since I've pulled out the...Superman card, if you will.'
'The laptop, it's missing!'
(In response to a bandmate saying they'd be invisible as a superpower): 'You already are, haha!'
'I have a strange fear of spoons.'
QuoteBand Member
'Zoe will be eating fruit off my naked body!'
'Daisy Hills.'
'We love each other and we're gonna live happily ever after!'
'With my knowledge and understanding of the football game, I feel like I should be a lot better at football.'
'I'm most likely to do nudity.'
'I'd probably be Susan Boyle....cause, um, you know, she's a good dancer.'
'Oh my god, let's go surfing! Oh my god, this is great!'
'Finding a ham and cheese sandwich with a good ham to cheese ratio is always tricky.'
'I'd be invisible.'
'Nobody can touch our fans except for us. Sorry, we get jealous easily.'
'Not Jim, he's a different guy. I brought them down to THE gym to get some workout.'
'3, apple, game!'
'We're not robots. We have feelings; we, we go through things, too.'
'Tourist t-shirts.'
'Commando!'
'Send your C-Section (our direction)'
'Oh grandma, what's my name?'
'And I'd marry you, Harry, cause it rhymes...'
'Hey, Lou, can I give you a blow job?'
'This is a jumper.... It doesn't jump.'
'What did you call the cat again?...You called it a pussy, didn't you?'
'Our stylist wants me to do a shoot in a mankini. I'm up for that.'
'DJ Malik, DJ Malik.'
'Man, you've got luscious lips!'
'That was a love bite from Louis Tomlinson.'
(on the nicest thing something has done for him): 'Kiss my face!'
'I can't help but look into the crowd to see if I can see my future wife.'
'I told Liam I was gonna go to his house and then I never did. And now he doesn't like me.'
'Trouser, trouser, trouser...Right in the balls! That's what I'm talking about!'
'It's all your fault, Paul!'
'I have plans to rap on a future 1D track, so....'
'I'm putting my hat on, what the hell does it look like?...oh, god.'
'Well, judging by my eyebrows, mine would be quite huge!'
'You horrible man!'
'I asked her out...by singing to her. She dumped me the next day.'
'I split my trousers!'
'Sounds corny, but it's my thing.'
'It's all about the bromances!'
'Vas happenin mum? Vas happenin Mick (Jagger)?'
'Anyone who is funny and doesn't take herself too seriously is attractive to me.'
'Step one: put your dick in a box.'
'The next shot, why don't we just dive off?'
'I would a, either be a Power Ranger, or if it comes to heroes, I'd be the Incredible Hulk.'
'Howdy! Guess what? I got my first bra!'
'Did you swallow a dictionary on the way over here?'
(in reply to 'A girl once showed her breasts!'): 'We loved it!'
'Here's a coin. Keep the change, you filthy animal!'
'...cause cats like fish....'
''No' Jimmy protested.'
'I want a simple bride that would lie under the stars with me.'
'Hi, I'm (his name) and I have TWO kidneys!'
'My first celebrity crush was J-Lo. Who can resist that bum?'
'They can't hesitate, they can't laugh, and if I think it's wrong, it's wrong!'
'We owe all of our career to electricity!'
'Simple, but effective....'
'What, like it's a war between McDonald's employees? Like, 'Get me the Big Mac?''
'Got the th-th-thesaurus!'
'You may not be plastic, but you're fantastic! Never forget that.'
'I broke a pencil in half!'
'Ah! Salt in my eye!'
'I did not have a passport before One Direction.'
'I heard Barack's a party animal.'
'I've tried to go for a bit of a smarter look. So I'm just trying to be a bit more serious.'
'Niall once had a dream that all the food in the world was gone and he woke up crying.'
'I love with my heart, not my eyes.'
'I'm being slowly seduced by your curls.'
'I'm tired and it's winter!'
'Potato!'
'Ugh, Head and Shoulders, please!'
'I'd be Niall, cause I wonder what goes on in his head sometimes.'
'...cause pizza is nicer....'
'We get paid in chocolate covered peanuts!'
'I can wrap a present...'
'Niam is definitely real.'
'AHH! The light!'
'My first real crush was Louis Tomlinson.'
'Wrong answer!'
'That's why I chose the back row of the cinema!'
'Schooley-booley!'
'Niall is obsessed with Barack Obama.'
'Tell us about your mum, Harry.'
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'I really fancy Susan Boyle.'
(a tweet): 'hmmm I love my baby nandos :) x'
'I really like white, fluffy sheep.'
'Fans always ask me to marry them, so I'm going to have a lot of wives.'
'Ice cream very loudly!'
'We believe in you, old chaps!'
'Cheeseburgers and jelly babies.'
'I like rabbits!'
(on strange rumors): 'I was dead once...twice.'
'We love it when Harry's naked!'
'Harry's nudity is contagious!'
'I really fancy Katy Perry.'
'What's up, dawg?'
'No, get off! This woman is trying to steal our award!'
'Oh, not you again. Go away.'
'We've been pulled over cause we were driving too slow!'
'Yes, I like every type of cheese!'
'I like muffins, but I think they're just ugly cupcakes.'
'My pants will fall down when, if, I farted!'
'...turning the page is the best feeling in the world because you realize there's so much more to the book than the page you were stuck on.'
'Harry once shaved his initials into my legs!'
'Mary?...She's mine.... SHE'S MINE!'
'Signing my first autograph was quite awkward because I didn't have one.'
'I haven't got insurance.'
'I think it's cute when girls sneeze.'
(according to a fellow band member, he says this when they walk past paparazzi): 'Just smile and wave boys, smile and wave.'
'Niall can be really scared by thunder storms....So...we all four sneak into his bed and cuddle him.'
'That's a very interesting question...attacked by angry birds!'
'I love pints, I love pints!'
'To know that you can have such a massive effect on somebody's life is really overwhelming.'
'My worst habit is getting naked all the time.'
'What is porn?'
'I hate dancing and I've never done it before and I just feel like an idiot.'
'I love Sugarscape more than any other sweetener.'
'It's not nice when they pull your hair.'
'Narnia!'
'He's talking ****! I'm the real deal.'
'I'm the Irish one.'
'Being single doesn't mean you're weak, it means that you're strong enough to wait for what you deserve.'
'Why did the mushroom go to the party? Because he was a fun-guy!'
'What's a bucket list?'
'I'd be a birthday cake because I'd have a year before I got eaten.'
'Sorry lads. Just a few technical difficulties.'
(on where he sees himself in 20 years): 'My hairline recedes!'
'It was an expensive boat, but we did steal it, so.'
'Send your collection our direction!'
'The fun is all in the chase.'
'I love Big Red Bus!'
'Sleep 'til you're hungry, eat 'til you sleep.'
'I wear two pairs of socks every day.'
'Move in with your aunty and uncle in Bel-Air!'
'As you all know, I'm a boy of very few words. Thank you.'
'I am quite handy with a kazoo...'
'Harry's fans are so hardcore, you won't believe.'
'Get out of my kitchen!'
'I got my trousers pulled down in a service station by Louis Tomlinson!'
'If it's legal, I'll marry food.'
'Clearly, Liam doesn't have a favorite song. Mine, however, is 'Who Let the Dogs Out'''
(on which band member he'd be for a week): 'I'd be Max!'
'Oh my god man. Oh my god dude.'
'I don't wear socks.'
'I try to be cool, but I'm not very good at it.'
'I'd date a fan, as long as she didn't scream in my face.'
'I'm absolutely freezing...my peanuts off.'
'If you carry bananas with you when you drive, you can throw them at people.'
'I do have quite a lot of hair.'
'I dedicate 'I Want' to Nandos.'
'Direction One!'
'Since when are wrinkles hot?'
'Three bananas for a euro.'
'Hesitation!'
'ummm...looking for the remote...'
'Eat more Wagon Wheels!'
'I'm a big fat idiot!'
'She makes me wanna oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, ohohoh...'
'I'm as terrifying as a...as a...baby penguin?'
'As for you, stop having curly hair!'
'Let's do this poo!'
'We're all just normal people...' (Harry then slaps him)
'Do you think anyone knows I'm Irish?'
'I would date a fan, but she has to love me for me, not because I'm in One Direction.'

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