Who Said What: One Direction

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'Well, judging by my eyebrows, mine would be quite huge!'
'I'd date a fan, as long as she didn't scream in my face.'
'Mary?...She's mine.... SHE'S MINE!'
'I like rabbits!'
'ummm...looking for the remote...'
'AHH! The light!'
'I would a, either be a Power Ranger, or if it comes to heroes, I'd be the Incredible Hulk.'
'Get out of my kitchen!'
'Connie, do the washing up!'
'Man, you've got luscious lips!'
'If you liked it, don't come back.'
'Sorry lads. Just a few technical difficulties.'
'Why did the mushroom go to the party? Because he was a fun-guy!'
'I don't think The Notebook is that great.'
'Hi, I'm (his name) and I have TWO kidneys!'
'The Cheetah Girls.'
'I'm left handed, I play the guitar right handed.'
'Two Mars Bars for a euro!'
'If I was a food, I'd be a Rogan Josh!'
'And I can see in the dark!'
'I really like white, fluffy sheep.'
'I'd be a birthday cake because I'd have a year before I got eaten.'
'Howdy! Guess what? I got my first bra!'
'Pixie Lott, because she's hot.'
(on the Hunger Games): 'Is the concept that you have to fight while being hungry? Like, are you still hungry while you're fighting?'
'My worst habit is getting naked all the time.'
'I try to be cool, but I'm not very good at it.'
'I love with my heart, not my eyes.'
(according to a fellow band member, he says this when they walk past paparazzi): 'Just smile and wave boys, smile and wave.'
'I have a strange fear of spoons.'
'What's the crack-a-lacka-doo-doo?'
''No' Jimmy protested.'
'Fluffy, was it?'
'I'm going for 1:58'
'The vainest contestant in the house is Zayn Malik.'
'I'd probably be Susan Boyle....cause, um, you know, she's a good dancer.'
'Louis has smelly feet.'
'Echo, echo, echo!'
'Don't call a girl obsessed when she's in love.'
'I have a picture on my nightstand with me and Harry.'
(if he had one day to live, he'd): 'Surf!...See my family, as well...'
'...turning the page is the best feeling in the world because you realize there's so much more to the book than the page you were stuck on.'
'...cause pizza is nicer....'
'Daisy Hills.'
'Niall can be really scared by thunder storms....So...we all four sneak into his bed and cuddle him.'
'It's been years and years since I've pulled out the...Superman card, if you will.'
'Direction One!'
'I love Big Red Bus!'
'Step one: put your dick in a box.'
(on which band member he'd be for a week): 'I'd be Max!'
'I haven't got insurance.'
'My pants will fall down when, if, I farted!'
'...big issues in that lower department...'
'Well...it's a man's world.'
'Being single doesn't mean you're weak, it means that you're strong enough to wait for what you deserve.'
'It's not our interview, but I'm gonna butt in, anyway.'
'No, get off! This woman is trying to steal our award!'
'Yeah, usually you can hear me before you see me.'
'Send your collection our direction!'
'Sleep 'til you're hungry, eat 'til you sleep.'
'Zayn can make a girl faint just by looking at her. He truly is a power ranger!'
'Nobody wants to see that.... Do you?'
'I'm a big fat idiot!'
'They can't hesitate, they can't laugh, and if I think it's wrong, it's wrong!'
'She makes me wanna oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, ohohoh...'
'Nobody can touch our fans except for us. Sorry, we get jealous easily.'
'Not Jim, he's a different guy. I brought them down to THE gym to get some workout.'
'I threw a TV out the window when I was six years old.'
'Liam Payne!!!...and Zayn 'overweight' Malik!!!'
'I like girls who have a nice, pretty face.'
'Vas happenin!'
'We love each other and we're gonna live happily ever after!'
'Got the th-th-thesaurus!'
'Clearly, Liam doesn't have a favorite song. Mine, however, is 'Who Let the Dogs Out'''
'It was an expensive boat, but we did steal it, so.'
'If I weren't in the band, I'd be an English teacher.'
'Simple, but effective....'
'I am quite handy with a kazoo...'
QuoteBand Member
'Did you swallow a dictionary on the way over here?'
'I'm a Bradford badboy, yo!'
'Wayne Rooney!'
'I'm being slowly seduced by your curls.'
'Harry's outside pelting snowballs. What he doesn't know is there's a door in the way, and windows, and he can't get me.'
'I think it's cute when girls sneeze.'
'Tourist t-shirts.'
'Live life for the moment because everything else is uncertain.'
'Yes, I like every type of cheese!'
'I never admit defeat!...Liam, you win...'
'Oh my god man. Oh my god dude.'
'What, like it's a war between McDonald's employees? Like, 'Get me the Big Mac?''
'Eat more Wagon Wheels!'
'I like girls who eat carrots!'
'Sorry Mum!'
'The girls were lovely in the video!'
'I've got four nipples.'
'I don't even say that anymore!'
'Zoe will be eating fruit off my naked body!'
'3, apple, game!'
'Hey, Lou, can I give you a blow job?'
'I like muffins, but I think they're just ugly cupcakes.'
'We've been pulled over cause we were driving too slow!'
'Anyone who is funny and doesn't take herself too seriously is attractive to me.'
'I broke a pencil in half!'
'Intelligence is sexy.'
'Our stylist wants me to do a shoot in a mankini. I'm up for that.'
'Niall once had a dream that all the food in the world was gone and he woke up crying.'
'To know that you can have such a massive effect on somebody's life is really overwhelming.'
'Let's do this poo!'
'Finding a ham and cheese sandwich with a good ham to cheese ratio is always tricky.'
'Juggling with phones and wallet.'
'What is porn?'
'Harry once shaved his initials into my legs!'
'I love Sugarscape more than any other sweetener.'
'You horrible man!'
'I really fancy Susan Boyle.'
'I used to have an imaginary friend, called Michael.'
'I got my trousers pulled down in a service station by Louis Tomlinson!'
'He's talking ****! I'm the real deal.'
'I'm a song!'
'We believe in you, old chaps!'
'Since when are wrinkles hot?'
'With my knowledge and understanding of the football game, I feel like I should be a lot better at football.'
'Someone's just eating CocoPuffs at the moment, and that's from Mrs. Lou Tomlinson. Oh, your wife!'
'Do you think anyone knows I'm Irish?'
'I dedicate 'I Want' to Nandos.'
'Vas happenin mum? Vas happenin Mick (Jagger)?'
'My mum got pushed over by a pink power ranger!'
'We owe all of our career to electricity!'
'Niall is obsessed with Barack Obama.'
'I'm most likely to do nudity.'
'That's why I chose the back row of the cinema!'
'Send your C-Section (our direction)'
'Three bananas for a euro.'
'I'm putting my hat on, what the hell does it look like?...oh, god.'
'Wrong answer!'
(on strange rumors): 'I was dead once...twice.'
'My first real crush was Louis Tomlinson.'
'I don't wear socks.'
'If I wasn't in the band, I reckon I'd be a virgin.'
'Oh, not you again. Go away.'
(on where he sees himself in 20 years): 'My hairline recedes!'
'I'm absolutely freezing...my peanuts off.'
'A triangle!'
'My first celebrity crush was J-Lo. Who can resist that bum?'
(what he can't live without): '...my heart.'
'What did you call the cat again?...You called it a pussy, didn't you?'
'Will you marry me?'
'Two directions...that was not funny.'
'The next shot, why don't we just dive off?'
'The fun is all in the chase.'
'A Barney-themed tune.'
'You pet the dog, you screw the lightbulb, and then you just go crazy!'
'As you all know, I'm a boy of very few words. Thank you.'
'Triangle, triangle, triangle, triangle, triangle...triangle!'
'I told Liam I was gonna go to his house and then I never did. And now he doesn't like me.'
'Sounds corny, but it's my thing.'
'Not a beak, but the peak, of their fitness.'
QuoteBand Member
'Ah! Salt in my eye!'
'We're not robots. We have feelings; we, we go through things, too.'
'Cheeseburgers and jelly babies.'
'What's up, dawg?'
'We love it when Harry's naked!'
'As for you, stop having curly hair!'
'It's all about the bromances!'
'That was a love bite from Louis Tomlinson.'
'I want a simple bride that would lie under the stars with me.'
'I love pints, I love pints!'
'He's just upset because I put mayonnaise in his shoes.'
'If it's legal, I'll marry food.'
'Trouser, trouser, trouser...Right in the balls! That's what I'm talking about!'
'I can't help but look into the crowd to see if I can see my future wife.'
'Ice cream very loudly!'
'It's all your fault, Paul!'
'DJ Malik, DJ Malik.'
'There's no towels in this place, so I just use toilet roll.'
(on the nicest thing something has done for him): 'Kiss my face!'
'Now, to the untrained eye, this may look like a giant baby group, but we think it's goddamn cool!'
'You may not be plastic, but you're fantastic! Never forget that.'
'Niam is definitely real.'
'I did not have a passport before One Direction.'
'I can wrap a present...'
'I wish I had a girl to cuddle up to at night, rather than my pillow.'
'It's not nice when they pull your hair.'
'I'm tired and it's winter!'
'I have plans to rap on a future 1D track, so....'
'I asked her out...by singing to her. She dumped me the next day.'
'I don't want to date a model because models are perfect and perfect is boring.'
'Two minutes, dead. Wha!'
'Oh my god, let's go surfing! Oh my god, this is great!'
'He's not an endurance man....Take it or leave it.'
'What's a bucket list?'
'Fans always ask me to marry them, so I'm going to have a lot of wives.'
'We're all just normal people...' (Harry then slaps him)
'I'm as terrifying as a...as a...baby penguin?'
'I'm an eighth Belgium!'
'The laptop, it's missing!'
'I'm a very protective boyfriend, yes.'
(in reply to 'A girl once showed her breasts!'): 'We loved it!'
'Holy fuc-dgecakes.... Holy fudgecakes!'
'I hate dancing and I've never done it before and I just feel like an idiot.'
'Harry's fans are so hardcore, you won't believe.'
'I'm the Irish one.'
'I'm known as the more mature one.'
'We get paid in chocolate covered peanuts!'
'I do have quite a lot of hair.'
'Move in with your aunty and uncle in Bel-Air!'
'1, 2, 3...7!'
'If he's a bit tired, I'll go behind and push him along.'
'...cause cats like fish....'
'This is a jumper.... It doesn't jump.'
'We don't take showers!'
'I'd like to make a shout out. SHOUT OUT!'
'I'd be Niall, cause I wonder what goes on in his head sometimes.'
'I split my trousers!'
'If you carry bananas with you when you drive, you can throw them at people.'
'I heard Barack's a party animal.'
'I really fancy Katy Perry.'
'That's a very interesting question...attacked by angry birds!'
'I don't think any of them would be a bad boyfriend...'
'Ugh, Head and Shoulders, please!'
(In response to a bandmate saying they'd be invisible as a superpower): 'You already are, haha!'
'I'd be invisible.'
'Tell us about your mum, Harry.'
'Oh grandma, what's my name?'
'I'm a massive softy!'
'I would date a fan, but she has to love me for me, not because I'm in One Direction.'
'Harry's nudity is contagious!'
'I would probably do like a triple-backflip.'
'Signing my first autograph was quite awkward because I didn't have one.'
'And I'd marry you, Harry, cause it rhymes...'
'I wear two pairs of socks every day.'
'I've tried to go for a bit of a smarter look. So I'm just trying to be a bit more serious.'
'We're the four best friends!'
'Here's a coin. Keep the change, you filthy animal!'
(a tweet): 'hmmm I love my baby nandos :) x'
'I'd pose naked for a hundred quid.'

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