Who Said What: One Direction

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'I'm a very protective boyfriend, yes.'
'It's been years and years since I've pulled out the...Superman card, if you will.'
'I don't want to date a model because models are perfect and perfect is boring.'
'I would a, either be a Power Ranger, or if it comes to heroes, I'd be the Incredible Hulk.'
'That was a love bite from Louis Tomlinson.'
'Oh, not you again. Go away.'
'Niall is obsessed with Barack Obama.'
(on the Hunger Games): 'Is the concept that you have to fight while being hungry? Like, are you still hungry while you're fighting?'
(on strange rumors): 'I was dead once...twice.'
'Anyone who is funny and doesn't take herself too seriously is attractive to me.'
'We're not robots. We have feelings; we, we go through things, too.'
'Two directions...that was not funny.'
'I can wrap a present...'
'Harry's fans are so hardcore, you won't believe.'
'Cheeseburgers and jelly babies.'
'Now, to the untrained eye, this may look like a giant baby group, but we think it's goddamn cool!'
'I did not have a passport before One Direction.'
'I love Big Red Bus!'
'I split my trousers!'
'I hate dancing and I've never done it before and I just feel like an idiot.'
'I'm tired and it's winter!'
'I really like white, fluffy sheep.'
'Zayn can make a girl faint just by looking at her. He truly is a power ranger!'
'Well, judging by my eyebrows, mine would be quite huge!'
'If you liked it, don't come back.'
'The Cheetah Girls.'
'They can't hesitate, they can't laugh, and if I think it's wrong, it's wrong!'
'I used to have an imaginary friend, called Michael.'
'That's why I chose the back row of the cinema!'
'Live life for the moment because everything else is uncertain.'
'Got the th-th-thesaurus!'
'Vas happenin mum? Vas happenin Mick (Jagger)?'
'And I can see in the dark!'
'I told Liam I was gonna go to his house and then I never did. And now he doesn't like me.'
'I love with my heart, not my eyes.'
'To know that you can have such a massive effect on somebody's life is really overwhelming.'
'My pants will fall down when, if, I farted!'
'I'm known as the more mature one.'
'We love each other and we're gonna live happily ever after!'
'1, 2, 3...7!'
'I wish I had a girl to cuddle up to at night, rather than my pillow.'
'I think it's cute when girls sneeze.'
'I have a picture on my nightstand with me and Harry.'
'I'm left handed, I play the guitar right handed.'
'Ah! Salt in my eye!'
'It's not nice when they pull your hair.'
'I like girls who eat carrots!'
'We don't take showers!'
'There's no towels in this place, so I just use toilet roll.'
'Since when are wrinkles hot?'
'I'm a Bradford badboy, yo!'
'Get out of my kitchen!'
'I really fancy Susan Boyle.'
'Yeah, usually you can hear me before you see me.'
'Zoe will be eating fruit off my naked body!'
'I'm a massive softy!'
'Two Mars Bars for a euro!'
'Nobody can touch our fans except for us. Sorry, we get jealous easily.'
'We owe all of our career to electricity!'
'Louis has smelly feet.'
'We've been pulled over cause we were driving too slow!'
'Move in with your aunty and uncle in Bel-Air!'
'I'm absolutely freezing...my peanuts off.'
'Do you think anyone knows I'm Irish?'
'I'm as terrifying as a...as a...baby penguin?'
'Wrong answer!'
'If he's a bit tired, I'll go behind and push him along.'
'I asked her out...by singing to her. She dumped me the next day.'
'Simple, but effective....'
'Ice cream very loudly!'
(In response to a bandmate saying they'd be invisible as a superpower): 'You already are, haha!'
(on the nicest thing something has done for him): 'Kiss my face!'
'Narnia!'
'...big issues in that lower department...'
'We love it when Harry's naked!'
'Connie, do the washing up!'
'She makes me wanna oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, ohohoh...'
'Clearly, Liam doesn't have a favorite song. Mine, however, is 'Who Let the Dogs Out'''
'I would probably do like a triple-backflip.'
'Ugh, Head and Shoulders, please!'
'I don't think The Notebook is that great.'
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(in reply to 'A girl once showed her breasts!'): 'We loved it!'
'Hey, Lou, can I give you a blow job?'
'Step one: put your dick in a box.'
'If I wasn't in the band, I reckon I'd be a virgin.'
'Hesitation!'
'You horrible man!'
'I would date a fan, but she has to love me for me, not because I'm in One Direction.'
'My first celebrity crush was J-Lo. Who can resist that bum?'
'As you all know, I'm a boy of very few words. Thank you.'
'I'm putting my hat on, what the hell does it look like?...oh, god.'
'Let's do this poo!'
'Intelligence is sexy.'
'3, apple, game!'
'What's up, dawg?'
'Trouser, trouser, trouser...Right in the balls! That's what I'm talking about!'
'I broke a pencil in half!'
'Wayne Rooney!'
'As for you, stop having curly hair!'
'I love pints, I love pints!'
'Signing my first autograph was quite awkward because I didn't have one.'
'Not Jim, he's a different guy. I brought them down to THE gym to get some workout.'
'With my knowledge and understanding of the football game, I feel like I should be a lot better at football.'
'We're the four best friends!'
'Niall can be really scared by thunder storms....So...we all four sneak into his bed and cuddle him.'
'I try to be cool, but I'm not very good at it.'
'The girls were lovely in the video!'
'I'd pose naked for a hundred quid.'
'What is porn?'
'I don't even say that anymore!'
'I like muffins, but I think they're just ugly cupcakes.'
'What, like it's a war between McDonald's employees? Like, 'Get me the Big Mac?''
'What's the crack-a-lacka-doo-doo?'
'It's not our interview, but I'm gonna butt in, anyway.'
'A Barney-themed tune.'
'I threw a TV out the window when I was six years old.'
'Nobody wants to see that.... Do you?'
'Someone's just eating CocoPuffs at the moment, and that's from Mrs. Lou Tomlinson. Oh, your wife!'
'Echo, echo, echo!'
'I am quite handy with a kazoo...'
(if he had one day to live, he'd): 'Surf!...See my family, as well...'
'I do have quite a lot of hair.'
'The fun is all in the chase.'
'I love Sugarscape more than any other sweetener.'
'No, get off! This woman is trying to steal our award!'
'It's all your fault, Paul!'
'Oh my god man. Oh my god dude.'
'I have plans to rap on a future 1D track, so....'
(on which band member he'd be for a week): 'I'd be Max!'
'Eat more Wagon Wheels!'
(what he can't live without): '...my heart.'
'A triangle!'
'Holy fuc-dgecakes.... Holy fudgecakes!'
'I'd probably be Susan Boyle....cause, um, you know, she's a good dancer.'
'...cause pizza is nicer....'
'My first real crush was Louis Tomlinson.'
'Schooley-booley!'
'I'd like to make a shout out. SHOUT OUT!'
'The next shot, why don't we just dive off?'
'Oreos.'
'Pixie Lott, because she's hot.'
'...cause cats like fish....'
'I want a simple bride that would lie under the stars with me.'
'I haven't got insurance.'
'Sorry lads. Just a few technical difficulties.'
'Harry once shaved his initials into my legs!'
'If it's legal, I'll marry food.'
'Sorry Mum!'
'Tourist t-shirts.'
'Well...it's a man's world.'
'It's all about the bromances!'
'Daisy Hills.'
'Howdy! Guess what? I got my first bra!'
'Did you swallow a dictionary on the way over here?'
'You may not be plastic, but you're fantastic! Never forget that.'
'Vas happenin!'
'Triangle, triangle, triangle, triangle, triangle...triangle!'
'I can't help but look into the crowd to see if I can see my future wife.'
'DJ Malik, DJ Malik.'
'ummm...looking for the remote...'
'I heard Barack's a party animal.'
'Referee!!??!'
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'I've tried to go for a bit of a smarter look. So I'm just trying to be a bit more serious.'
'Sounds corny, but it's my thing.'
'I never admit defeat!...Liam, you win...'
'I really fancy Katy Perry.'
'Why did the mushroom go to the party? Because he was a fun-guy!'
'Liam Payne!!!...and Zayn 'overweight' Malik!!!'
'Yes, I like every type of cheese!'
'Send your C-Section (our direction)'
'Direction One!'
'Fluffy, was it?'
'Sleep 'til you're hungry, eat 'til you sleep.'
'AHH! The light!'
'Finding a ham and cheese sandwich with a good ham to cheese ratio is always tricky.'
'Don't call a girl obsessed when she's in love.'
'Not a beak, but the peak, of their fitness.'
'Our stylist wants me to do a shoot in a mankini. I'm up for that.'
'We get paid in chocolate covered peanuts!'
'If you carry bananas with you when you drive, you can throw them at people.'
'Niam is definitely real.'
'I'd date a fan, as long as she didn't scream in my face.'
'I got my trousers pulled down in a service station by Louis Tomlinson!'
'I don't wear socks.'
'What's a bucket list?'
'I have a strange fear of spoons.'
'Oh grandma, what's my name?'
'If I weren't in the band, I'd be an English teacher.'
'Harry's outside pelting snowballs. What he doesn't know is there's a door in the way, and windows, and he can't get me.'
'Potato!'
'It was an expensive boat, but we did steal it, so.'
'Niall once had a dream that all the food in the world was gone and he woke up crying.'
'I'm a big fat idiot!'
'I'm most likely to do nudity.'
'That's a very interesting question...attacked by angry birds!'
'Will you marry me?'
'I'm an eighth Belgium!'
'He's just upset because I put mayonnaise in his shoes.'
'I'd be a birthday cake because I'd have a year before I got eaten.'
'I'm being slowly seduced by your curls.'
'Send your collection our direction!'
'Three bananas for a euro.'
'Here's a coin. Keep the change, you filthy animal!'
'Mary?...She's mine.... SHE'S MINE!'
'I like girls who have a nice, pretty face.'
'He's not an endurance man....Take it or leave it.'
'I'd be Niall, cause I wonder what goes on in his head sometimes.'
'Commando!'
'I'm going for 1:58'
'I'd be invisible.'
'I'm the Irish one.'
'Tell us about your mum, Harry.'
(according to a fellow band member, he says this when they walk past paparazzi): 'Just smile and wave boys, smile and wave.'
(a tweet): 'hmmm I love my baby nandos :) x'
'What did you call the cat again?...You called it a pussy, didn't you?'
'I don't think any of them would be a bad boyfriend...'
'This is a jumper.... It doesn't jump.'
'You pet the dog, you screw the lightbulb, and then you just go crazy!'
'Being single doesn't mean you're weak, it means that you're strong enough to wait for what you deserve.'
'Man, you've got luscious lips!'
'We're all just normal people...' (Harry then slaps him)
'I've got four nipples.'
'He's talking ****! I'm the real deal.'
'My mum got pushed over by a pink power ranger!'
'I like rabbits!'
'Juggling with phones and wallet.'
'Hi, I'm (his name) and I have TWO kidneys!'
'My worst habit is getting naked all the time.'
'Oh my god, let's go surfing! Oh my god, this is great!'
'Harry's nudity is contagious!'
'Two minutes, dead. Wha!'
'I wear two pairs of socks every day.'
(on where he sees himself in 20 years): 'My hairline recedes!'
'Fans always ask me to marry them, so I'm going to have a lot of wives.'
''No' Jimmy protested.'
'...turning the page is the best feeling in the world because you realize there's so much more to the book than the page you were stuck on.'
'If I was a food, I'd be a Rogan Josh!'
'We believe in you, old chaps!'
'The vainest contestant in the house is Zayn Malik.'
'I dedicate 'I Want' to Nandos.'
'The laptop, it's missing!'
'And I'd marry you, Harry, cause it rhymes...'
'I'm a song!'

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