Who Said What: One Direction

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QuoteBand Member
'Send your collection our direction!'
'Let's do this poo!'
'I would a, either be a Power Ranger, or if it comes to heroes, I'd be the Incredible Hulk.'
'I did not have a passport before One Direction.'
'We're all just normal people...' (Harry then slaps him)
'And I can see in the dark!'
'Sorry lads. Just a few technical difficulties.'
'What is porn?'
'I love with my heart, not my eyes.'
'Daisy Hills.'
'He's not an endurance man....Take it or leave it.'
'Finding a ham and cheese sandwich with a good ham to cheese ratio is always tricky.'
'Fans always ask me to marry them, so I'm going to have a lot of wives.'
'I love Big Red Bus!'
'Two minutes, dead. Wha!'
'Niall can be really scared by thunder storms....So...we all four sneak into his bed and cuddle him.'
'Get out of my kitchen!'
'I really fancy Katy Perry.'
'Sounds corny, but it's my thing.'
'Liam Payne!!!...and Zayn 'overweight' Malik!!!'
'AHH! The light!'
'...cause pizza is nicer....'
'What's up, dawg?'
(on strange rumors): 'I was dead once...twice.'
'I'm a very protective boyfriend, yes.'
'I love Sugarscape more than any other sweetener.'
'I'm as terrifying as a...as a...baby penguin?'
'Vas happenin!'
'If I was a food, I'd be a Rogan Josh!'
'Pixie Lott, because she's hot.'
(on which band member he'd be for a week): 'I'd be Max!'
'I'd be Niall, cause I wonder what goes on in his head sometimes.'
'Sleep 'til you're hungry, eat 'til you sleep.'
(according to a fellow band member, he says this when they walk past paparazzi): 'Just smile and wave boys, smile and wave.'
'Ah! Salt in my eye!'
'I'm an eighth Belgium!'
'I got my trousers pulled down in a service station by Louis Tomlinson!'
'Sorry Mum!'
'I think it's cute when girls sneeze.'
'I don't wear socks.'
'Will you marry me?'
(In response to a bandmate saying they'd be invisible as a superpower): 'You already are, haha!'
'Don't call a girl obsessed when she's in love.'
'Tell us about your mum, Harry.'
'Niam is definitely real.'
'Oh my god man. Oh my god dude.'
'My mum got pushed over by a pink power ranger!'
'Being single doesn't mean you're weak, it means that you're strong enough to wait for what you deserve.'
'I wish I had a girl to cuddle up to at night, rather than my pillow.'
'...cause cats like fish....'
'I would probably do like a triple-backflip.'
'This is a jumper.... It doesn't jump.'
'I do have quite a lot of hair.'
'Niall is obsessed with Barack Obama.'
'I broke a pencil in half!'
'Our stylist wants me to do a shoot in a mankini. I'm up for that.'
'We love it when Harry's naked!'
'I really like white, fluffy sheep.'
'The next shot, why don't we just dive off?'
'The laptop, it's missing!'
'I never admit defeat!...Liam, you win...'
'Hey, Lou, can I give you a blow job?'
'I'm a Bradford badboy, yo!'
'Fluffy, was it?'
(what he can't live without): '...my heart.'
'Someone's just eating CocoPuffs at the moment, and that's from Mrs. Lou Tomlinson. Oh, your wife!'
'Harry's nudity is contagious!'
'I really fancy Susan Boyle.'
'I'm a massive softy!'
'If he's a bit tired, I'll go behind and push him along.'
'Here's a coin. Keep the change, you filthy animal!'
'I love pints, I love pints!'
'If I weren't in the band, I'd be an English teacher.'
'That's why I chose the back row of the cinema!'
'Well, judging by my eyebrows, mine would be quite huge!'
(if he had one day to live, he'd): 'Surf!...See my family, as well...'
'If you liked it, don't come back.'
'I'm absolutely freezing...my peanuts off.'
QuoteBand Member
(on where he sees himself in 20 years): 'My hairline recedes!'
'I'm known as the more mature one.'
'It's not nice when they pull your hair.'
'My pants will fall down when, if, I farted!'
'We're the four best friends!'
'What's the crack-a-lacka-doo-doo?'
'You pet the dog, you screw the lightbulb, and then you just go crazy!'
'I'd be a birthday cake because I'd have a year before I got eaten.'
'The Cheetah Girls.'
'As for you, stop having curly hair!'
'I'm left handed, I play the guitar right handed.'
'I'm a big fat idiot!'
'I don't think The Notebook is that great.'
'It was an expensive boat, but we did steal it, so.'
'I like rabbits!'
'I'd date a fan, as long as she didn't scream in my face.'
'Harry's outside pelting snowballs. What he doesn't know is there's a door in the way, and windows, and he can't get me.'
'Step one: put your dick in a box.'
'I haven't got insurance.'
'Simple, but effective....'
'He's talking ****! I'm the real deal.'
'As you all know, I'm a boy of very few words. Thank you.'
'We owe all of our career to electricity!'
'I like girls who eat carrots!'
'If you carry bananas with you when you drive, you can throw them at people.'
'...big issues in that lower department...'
'Juggling with phones and wallet.'
'There's no towels in this place, so I just use toilet roll.'
'I've tried to go for a bit of a smarter look. So I'm just trying to be a bit more serious.'
'Cheeseburgers and jelly babies.'
'Oh, not you again. Go away.'
'I like muffins, but I think they're just ugly cupcakes.'
'Now, to the untrained eye, this may look like a giant baby group, but we think it's goddamn cool!'
'Harry once shaved his initials into my legs!'
'I've got four nipples.'
'With my knowledge and understanding of the football game, I feel like I should be a lot better at football.'
'Well...it's a man's world.'
'I'm being slowly seduced by your curls.'
'To know that you can have such a massive effect on somebody's life is really overwhelming.'
'I want a simple bride that would lie under the stars with me.'
'Oh grandma, what's my name?'
'We're not robots. We have feelings; we, we go through things, too.'
'And I'd marry you, Harry, cause it rhymes...'
'We've been pulled over cause we were driving too slow!'
'We don't take showers!'
'I hate dancing and I've never done it before and I just feel like an idiot.'
'We believe in you, old chaps!'
'Tourist t-shirts.'
'It's been years and years since I've pulled out the...Superman card, if you will.'
'The vainest contestant in the house is Zayn Malik.'
'Vas happenin mum? Vas happenin Mick (Jagger)?'
'If it's legal, I'll marry food.'
'I have plans to rap on a future 1D track, so....'
'Ugh, Head and Shoulders, please!'
'She makes me wanna oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, ohohoh...'
'I'm putting my hat on, what the hell does it look like?...oh, god.'
'Howdy! Guess what? I got my first bra!'
'I don't even say that anymore!'
'I'm a song!'
'The girls were lovely in the video!'
'Clearly, Liam doesn't have a favorite song. Mine, however, is 'Who Let the Dogs Out'''
'I don't think any of them would be a bad boyfriend...'
'It's all your fault, Paul!'
'Nobody can touch our fans except for us. Sorry, we get jealous easily.'
'Oh my god, let's go surfing! Oh my god, this is great!'
'Intelligence is sexy.'
'Two directions...that was not funny.'
'It's all about the bromances!'
'If I wasn't in the band, I reckon I'd be a virgin.'
'Do you think anyone knows I'm Irish?'
'My first celebrity crush was J-Lo. Who can resist that bum?'
'Did you swallow a dictionary on the way over here?'
(on the Hunger Games): 'Is the concept that you have to fight while being hungry? Like, are you still hungry while you're fighting?'
'I'd like to make a shout out. SHOUT OUT!'
'3, apple, game!'
'Zoe will be eating fruit off my naked body!'
'They can't hesitate, they can't laugh, and if I think it's wrong, it's wrong!'
'I'm tired and it's winter!'
(a tweet): 'hmmm I love my baby nandos :) x'
QuoteBand Member
'I heard Barack's a party animal.'
'I'd probably be Susan Boyle....cause, um, you know, she's a good dancer.'
'He's just upset because I put mayonnaise in his shoes.'
'We get paid in chocolate covered peanuts!'
'Niall once had a dream that all the food in the world was gone and he woke up crying.'
'I threw a TV out the window when I was six years old.'
'I would date a fan, but she has to love me for me, not because I'm in One Direction.'
'I used to have an imaginary friend, called Michael.'
'Man, you've got luscious lips!'
'ummm...looking for the remote...'
'Got the th-th-thesaurus!'
'I don't want to date a model because models are perfect and perfect is boring.'
'It's not our interview, but I'm gonna butt in, anyway.'
'My first real crush was Louis Tomlinson.'
'That was a love bite from Louis Tomlinson.'
'I split my trousers!'
'Since when are wrinkles hot?'
'Direction One!'
'DJ Malik, DJ Malik.'
'Echo, echo, echo!'
'Live life for the moment because everything else is uncertain.'
'Triangle, triangle, triangle, triangle, triangle...triangle!'
'I try to be cool, but I'm not very good at it.'
'Yeah, usually you can hear me before you see me.'
'What, like it's a war between McDonald's employees? Like, 'Get me the Big Mac?''
'Zayn can make a girl faint just by looking at her. He truly is a power ranger!'
'1, 2, 3...7!'
'I dedicate 'I Want' to Nandos.'
'A Barney-themed tune.'
'Not Jim, he's a different guy. I brought them down to THE gym to get some workout.'
'Not a beak, but the peak, of their fitness.'
'Why did the mushroom go to the party? Because he was a fun-guy!'
'What did you call the cat again?...You called it a pussy, didn't you?'
'Wayne Rooney!'
'Anyone who is funny and doesn't take herself too seriously is attractive to me.'
'Trouser, trouser, trouser...Right in the balls! That's what I'm talking about!'
'Yes, I like every type of cheese!'
'We love each other and we're gonna live happily ever after!'
'I'm going for 1:58'
'Louis has smelly feet.'
'I am quite handy with a kazoo...'
'I told Liam I was gonna go to his house and then I never did. And now he doesn't like me.'
'Ice cream very loudly!'
'You may not be plastic, but you're fantastic! Never forget that.'
'A triangle!'
'I'd be invisible.'
'You horrible man!'
'The fun is all in the chase.'
'I asked her out...by singing to her. She dumped me the next day.'
'Connie, do the washing up!'
(in reply to 'A girl once showed her breasts!'): 'We loved it!'
'Eat more Wagon Wheels!'
'I'd pose naked for a hundred quid.'
'Three bananas for a euro.'
'My worst habit is getting naked all the time.'
'Mary?...She's mine.... SHE'S MINE!'
'I have a picture on my nightstand with me and Harry.'
'I'm the Irish one.'
'Wrong answer!'
'Two Mars Bars for a euro!'
'Send your C-Section (our direction)'
'Nobody wants to see that.... Do you?'
'Harry's fans are so hardcore, you won't believe.'
'I wear two pairs of socks every day.'
'Hi, I'm (his name) and I have TWO kidneys!'
'Signing my first autograph was quite awkward because I didn't have one.'
'Move in with your aunty and uncle in Bel-Air!'
'I have a strange fear of spoons.'
'What's a bucket list?'
'I can't help but look into the crowd to see if I can see my future wife.'
'Holy fuc-dgecakes.... Holy fudgecakes!'
'I'm most likely to do nudity.'
''No' Jimmy protested.'
'...turning the page is the best feeling in the world because you realize there's so much more to the book than the page you were stuck on.'
'I like girls who have a nice, pretty face.'
'No, get off! This woman is trying to steal our award!'
'That's a very interesting question...attacked by angry birds!'
(on the nicest thing something has done for him): 'Kiss my face!'
'I can wrap a present...'

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