Who Said What: One Direction

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'I don't wear socks.'
'And I can see in the dark!'
(in reply to 'A girl once showed her breasts!'): 'We loved it!'
'They can't hesitate, they can't laugh, and if I think it's wrong, it's wrong!'
'If I was a food, I'd be a Rogan Josh!'
'With my knowledge and understanding of the football game, I feel like I should be a lot better at football.'
'Move in with your aunty and uncle in Bel-Air!'
'I'm going for 1:58'
'Being single doesn't mean you're weak, it means that you're strong enough to wait for what you deserve.'
'Zayn can make a girl faint just by looking at her. He truly is a power ranger!'
'Hi, I'm (his name) and I have TWO kidneys!'
(what he can't live without): '...my heart.'
'I wear two pairs of socks every day.'
'Get out of my kitchen!'
'I have a strange fear of spoons.'
'DJ Malik, DJ Malik.'
'I'm a very protective boyfriend, yes.'
'I got my trousers pulled down in a service station by Louis Tomlinson!'
'We're not robots. We have feelings; we, we go through things, too.'
'As for you, stop having curly hair!'
'I don't want to date a model because models are perfect and perfect is boring.'
'I don't even say that anymore!'
'If it's legal, I'll marry food.'
'What's a bucket list?'
'The girls were lovely in the video!'
'This is a jumper.... It doesn't jump.'
'Do you think anyone knows I'm Irish?'
'I'm left handed, I play the guitar right handed.'
'It was an expensive boat, but we did steal it, so.'
(according to a fellow band member, he says this when they walk past paparazzi): 'Just smile and wave boys, smile and wave.'
'If you carry bananas with you when you drive, you can throw them at people.'
'I'd be invisible.'
'There's no towels in this place, so I just use toilet roll.'
'Oh my god man. Oh my god dude.'
'What did you call the cat again?...You called it a pussy, didn't you?'
'A Barney-themed tune.'
'Ice cream very loudly!'
'Well...it's a man's world.'
'We love it when Harry's naked!'
'Send your C-Section (our direction)'
'Ugh, Head and Shoulders, please!'
'Eat more Wagon Wheels!'
'Pixie Lott, because she's hot.'
'He's not an endurance man....Take it or leave it.'
'Tell us about your mum, Harry.'
'What's up, dawg?'
'Fluffy, was it?'
'Sleep 'til you're hungry, eat 'til you sleep.'
'Signing my first autograph was quite awkward because I didn't have one.'
'Yeah, usually you can hear me before you see me.'
'That was a love bite from Louis Tomlinson.'
(on the Hunger Games): 'Is the concept that you have to fight while being hungry? Like, are you still hungry while you're fighting?'
'I used to have an imaginary friend, called Michael.'
'I would date a fan, but she has to love me for me, not because I'm in One Direction.'
'What is porn?'
'I'd date a fan, as long as she didn't scream in my face.'
'Anyone who is funny and doesn't take herself too seriously is attractive to me.'
'I love pints, I love pints!'
'I think it's cute when girls sneeze.'
'Wayne Rooney!'
'You horrible man!'
'Sorry lads. Just a few technical difficulties.'
'Niall can be really scared by thunder storms....So...we all four sneak into his bed and cuddle him.'
'Let's do this poo!'
'I'm most likely to do nudity.'
'It's been years and years since I've pulled out the...Superman card, if you will.'
'As you all know, I'm a boy of very few words. Thank you.'
'Live life for the moment because everything else is uncertain.'
'If I wasn't in the band, I reckon I'd be a virgin.'
'To know that you can have such a massive effect on somebody's life is really overwhelming.'
''No' Jimmy protested.'
'Will you marry me?'
'We get paid in chocolate covered peanuts!'
'Nobody wants to see that.... Do you?'
'We're all just normal people...' (Harry then slaps him)
'The vainest contestant in the house is Zayn Malik.'
'Ah! Salt in my eye!'
'If I weren't in the band, I'd be an English teacher.'
'What's the crack-a-lacka-doo-doo?'
QuoteBand Member
'I heard Barack's a party animal.'
'Yes, I like every type of cheese!'
'I haven't got insurance.'
'I'm absolutely freezing...my peanuts off.'
'I'm a Bradford badboy, yo!'
'I love Big Red Bus!'
'Sounds corny, but it's my thing.'
'I'm putting my hat on, what the hell does it look like?...oh, god.'
'...turning the page is the best feeling in the world because you realize there's so much more to the book than the page you were stuck on.'
'Liam Payne!!!...and Zayn 'overweight' Malik!!!'
'Man, you've got luscious lips!'
'Simple, but effective....'
'Finding a ham and cheese sandwich with a good ham to cheese ratio is always tricky.'
'He's talking ****! I'm the real deal.'
'1, 2, 3...7!'
'We believe in you, old chaps!'
'I'm a massive softy!'
'Niall is obsessed with Barack Obama.'
'I did not have a passport before One Direction.'
'I like girls who have a nice, pretty face.'
'I have a picture on my nightstand with me and Harry.'
'I am quite handy with a kazoo...'
'Our stylist wants me to do a shoot in a mankini. I'm up for that.'
'I'd probably be Susan Boyle....cause, um, you know, she's a good dancer.'
'Harry once shaved his initials into my legs!'
'Direction One!'
'I do have quite a lot of hair.'
'I would a, either be a Power Ranger, or if it comes to heroes, I'd be the Incredible Hulk.'
'I'm the Irish one.'
'I have plans to rap on a future 1D track, so....'
'Two Mars Bars for a euro!'
'Step one: put your dick in a box.'
'That's why I chose the back row of the cinema!'
'I'm as terrifying as a...as a...baby penguin?'
'Zoe will be eating fruit off my naked body!'
'No, get off! This woman is trying to steal our award!'
'Cheeseburgers and jelly babies.'
'Vas happenin mum? Vas happenin Mick (Jagger)?'
'Juggling with phones and wallet.'
'Vas happenin!'
'I'd pose naked for a hundred quid.'
'Oh grandma, what's my name?'
'If you liked it, don't come back.'
'I'm being slowly seduced by your curls.'
'I try to be cool, but I'm not very good at it.'
'My worst habit is getting naked all the time.'
'I'm tired and it's winter!'
'I dedicate 'I Want' to Nandos.'
(In response to a bandmate saying they'd be invisible as a superpower): 'You already are, haha!'
'My mum got pushed over by a pink power ranger!'
'Harry's outside pelting snowballs. What he doesn't know is there's a door in the way, and windows, and he can't get me.'
'I love Sugarscape more than any other sweetener.'
'Three bananas for a euro.'
'Niall once had a dream that all the food in the world was gone and he woke up crying.'
'I like rabbits!'
'My first real crush was Louis Tomlinson.'
(on which band member he'd be for a week): 'I'd be Max!'
'Trouser, trouser, trouser...Right in the balls! That's what I'm talking about!'
(on where he sees himself in 20 years): 'My hairline recedes!'
'It's all your fault, Paul!'
'Two minutes, dead. Wha!'
'AHH! The light!'
'Well, judging by my eyebrows, mine would be quite huge!'
'I really fancy Katy Perry.'
'I'm a big fat idiot!'
'...cause pizza is nicer....'
'Triangle, triangle, triangle, triangle, triangle...triangle!'
'We've been pulled over cause we were driving too slow!'
'Daisy Hills.'
'Two directions...that was not funny.'
'We're the four best friends!'
'He's just upset because I put mayonnaise in his shoes.'
'I've got four nipples.'
'Wrong answer!'
'I don't think any of them would be a bad boyfriend...'
'I don't think The Notebook is that great.'
'I asked her out...by singing to her. She dumped me the next day.'
'I would probably do like a triple-backflip.'
QuoteBand Member
'It's not nice when they pull your hair.'
'Howdy! Guess what? I got my first bra!'
'You pet the dog, you screw the lightbulb, and then you just go crazy!'
'Harry's nudity is contagious!'
'Niam is definitely real.'
'Here's a coin. Keep the change, you filthy animal!'
'I'm a song!'
'I hate dancing and I've never done it before and I just feel like an idiot.'
'Did you swallow a dictionary on the way over here?'
'Now, to the untrained eye, this may look like a giant baby group, but we think it's goddamn cool!'
'Intelligence is sexy.'
(on strange rumors): 'I was dead once...twice.'
'That's a very interesting question...attacked by angry birds!'
'I'd be Niall, cause I wonder what goes on in his head sometimes.'
'She makes me wanna oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, ohohoh...'
'Not a beak, but the peak, of their fitness.'
'The laptop, it's missing!'
'I like muffins, but I think they're just ugly cupcakes.'
'3, apple, game!'
'Not Jim, he's a different guy. I brought them down to THE gym to get some workout.'
'Sorry Mum!'
'And I'd marry you, Harry, cause it rhymes...'
'If he's a bit tired, I'll go behind and push him along.'
'Nobody can touch our fans except for us. Sorry, we get jealous easily.'
'ummm...looking for the remote...'
'Don't call a girl obsessed when she's in love.'
'Got the th-th-thesaurus!'
'I'm an eighth Belgium!'
(a tweet): 'hmmm I love my baby nandos :) x'
'Someone's just eating CocoPuffs at the moment, and that's from Mrs. Lou Tomlinson. Oh, your wife!'
'I really like white, fluffy sheep.'
'My pants will fall down when, if, I farted!'
(if he had one day to live, he'd): 'Surf!...See my family, as well...'
'I like girls who eat carrots!'
'Echo, echo, echo!'
'My first celebrity crush was J-Lo. Who can resist that bum?'
'Clearly, Liam doesn't have a favorite song. Mine, however, is 'Who Let the Dogs Out'''
'It's all about the bromances!'
'You may not be plastic, but you're fantastic! Never forget that.'
'...cause cats like fish....'
'I can wrap a present...'
'Mary?...She's mine.... SHE'S MINE!'
'I'd be a birthday cake because I'd have a year before I got eaten.'
'The next shot, why don't we just dive off?'
'Oh, not you again. Go away.'
'I'd like to make a shout out. SHOUT OUT!'
'It's not our interview, but I'm gonna butt in, anyway.'
'A triangle!'
'I love with my heart, not my eyes.'
'I really fancy Susan Boyle.'
'I split my trousers!'
'I want a simple bride that would lie under the stars with me.'
'I can't help but look into the crowd to see if I can see my future wife.'
'Louis has smelly feet.'
'Holy fuc-dgecakes.... Holy fudgecakes!'
'I never admit defeat!...Liam, you win...'
'I threw a TV out the window when I was six years old.'
'Hey, Lou, can I give you a blow job?'
'Oh my god, let's go surfing! Oh my god, this is great!'
'Since when are wrinkles hot?'
'What, like it's a war between McDonald's employees? Like, 'Get me the Big Mac?''
(on the nicest thing something has done for him): 'Kiss my face!'
'We love each other and we're gonna live happily ever after!'
'We owe all of our career to electricity!'
'I'm known as the more mature one.'
'Harry's fans are so hardcore, you won't believe.'
'Send your collection our direction!'
'We don't take showers!'
'Tourist t-shirts.'
'Fans always ask me to marry them, so I'm going to have a lot of wives.'
'I wish I had a girl to cuddle up to at night, rather than my pillow.'
'...big issues in that lower department...'
'I told Liam I was gonna go to his house and then I never did. And now he doesn't like me.'
'The fun is all in the chase.'
'Why did the mushroom go to the party? Because he was a fun-guy!'
'I've tried to go for a bit of a smarter look. So I'm just trying to be a bit more serious.'
'I broke a pencil in half!'
'The Cheetah Girls.'
'Connie, do the washing up!'

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