Who Said What: One Direction

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QuoteBand Member
'Direction One!'
'Signing my first autograph was quite awkward because I didn't have one.'
'We're all just normal people...' (Harry then slaps him)
'You may not be plastic, but you're fantastic! Never forget that.'
'I don't want to date a model because models are perfect and perfect is boring.'
'I'd date a fan, as long as she didn't scream in my face.'
'Sorry lads. Just a few technical difficulties.'
'I'm being slowly seduced by your curls.'
'My first celebrity crush was J-Lo. Who can resist that bum?'
'As for you, stop having curly hair!'
'I'm the Irish one.'
'It's been years and years since I've pulled out the...Superman card, if you will.'
'Ugh, Head and Shoulders, please!'
'He's not an endurance man....Take it or leave it.'
'I don't think The Notebook is that great.'
'Simple, but effective....'
'A Barney-themed tune.'
'Intelligence is sexy.'
'Well...it's a man's world.'
'...turning the page is the best feeling in the world because you realize there's so much more to the book than the page you were stuck on.'
'My mum got pushed over by a pink power ranger!'
'If you liked it, don't come back.'
'I'd be invisible.'
'As you all know, I'm a boy of very few words. Thank you.'
'I'm known as the more mature one.'
'I think it's cute when girls sneeze.'
'I am quite handy with a kazoo...'
'He's just upset because I put mayonnaise in his shoes.'
(in reply to 'A girl once showed her breasts!'): 'We loved it!'
'What's up, dawg?'
'I have plans to rap on a future 1D track, so....'
'Now, to the untrained eye, this may look like a giant baby group, but we think it's goddamn cool!'
'I'm a massive softy!'
'Well, judging by my eyebrows, mine would be quite huge!'
(if he had one day to live, he'd): 'Surf!...See my family, as well...'
'I'm most likely to do nudity.'
'If I weren't in the band, I'd be an English teacher.'
'Nobody can touch our fans except for us. Sorry, we get jealous easily.'
'Let's do this poo!'
'I asked her out...by singing to her. She dumped me the next day.'
'Harry's fans are so hardcore, you won't believe.'
'It's all about the bromances!'
'Zayn can make a girl faint just by looking at her. He truly is a power ranger!'
'I love with my heart, not my eyes.'
'Echo, echo, echo!'
(a tweet): 'hmmm I love my baby nandos :) x'
'Not a beak, but the peak, of their fitness.'
'Do you think anyone knows I'm Irish?'
'I'm putting my hat on, what the hell does it look like?...oh, god.'
'Vas happenin!'
'No, get off! This woman is trying to steal our award!'
'Nobody wants to see that.... Do you?'
'Finding a ham and cheese sandwich with a good ham to cheese ratio is always tricky.'
'Vas happenin mum? Vas happenin Mick (Jagger)?'
'Harry's nudity is contagious!'
'He's talking ****! I'm the real deal.'
'Hi, I'm (his name) and I have TWO kidneys!'
''No' Jimmy protested.'
'Oh my god man. Oh my god dude.'
'I love pints, I love pints!'
'I really fancy Katy Perry.'
'Sorry Mum!'
'We believe in you, old chaps!'
'I'm as terrifying as a...as a...baby penguin?'
'Clearly, Liam doesn't have a favorite song. Mine, however, is 'Who Let the Dogs Out'''
'I'm tired and it's winter!'
'I do have quite a lot of hair.'
'Holy fuc-dgecakes.... Holy fudgecakes!'
'If he's a bit tired, I'll go behind and push him along.'
'There's no towels in this place, so I just use toilet roll.'
'I love Sugarscape more than any other sweetener.'
'To know that you can have such a massive effect on somebody's life is really overwhelming.'
'Will you marry me?'
'Niall is obsessed with Barack Obama.'
'Connie, do the washing up!'
'I'd pose naked for a hundred quid.'
'Since when are wrinkles hot?'
'1, 2, 3...7!'
'...cause cats like fish....'
QuoteBand Member
'Trouser, trouser, trouser...Right in the balls! That's what I'm talking about!'
'Harry once shaved his initials into my legs!'
'I've got four nipples.'
'I've tried to go for a bit of a smarter look. So I'm just trying to be a bit more serious.'
'That's a very interesting question...attacked by angry birds!'
'I wear two pairs of socks every day.'
'Anyone who is funny and doesn't take herself too seriously is attractive to me.'
'I have a strange fear of spoons.'
'Send your collection our direction!'
'Being single doesn't mean you're weak, it means that you're strong enough to wait for what you deserve.'
'I'd like to make a shout out. SHOUT OUT!'
'Niall can be really scared by thunder storms....So...we all four sneak into his bed and cuddle him.'
'I split my trousers!'
'I broke a pencil in half!'
'We're not robots. We have feelings; we, we go through things, too.'
'What's the crack-a-lacka-doo-doo?'
'It's not our interview, but I'm gonna butt in, anyway.'
'Harry's outside pelting snowballs. What he doesn't know is there's a door in the way, and windows, and he can't get me.'
'I never admit defeat!...Liam, you win...'
'Move in with your aunty and uncle in Bel-Air!'
'Tourist t-shirts.'
'I'm going for 1:58'
'What, like it's a war between McDonald's employees? Like, 'Get me the Big Mac?''
'The next shot, why don't we just dive off?'
(In response to a bandmate saying they'd be invisible as a superpower): 'You already are, haha!'
'Our stylist wants me to do a shoot in a mankini. I'm up for that.'
'Triangle, triangle, triangle, triangle, triangle...triangle!'
'I like girls who have a nice, pretty face.'
'I'm a song!'
'I don't think any of them would be a bad boyfriend...'
'Man, you've got luscious lips!'
'It's not nice when they pull your hair.'
'We're the four best friends!'
'Oh, not you again. Go away.'
'Howdy! Guess what? I got my first bra!'
'If I was a food, I'd be a Rogan Josh!'
'I hate dancing and I've never done it before and I just feel like an idiot.'
'I can't help but look into the crowd to see if I can see my future wife.'
'Ah! Salt in my eye!'
'She makes me wanna oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, ohohoh...'
'They can't hesitate, they can't laugh, and if I think it's wrong, it's wrong!'
(on the Hunger Games): 'Is the concept that you have to fight while being hungry? Like, are you still hungry while you're fighting?'
'I like girls who eat carrots!'
'I heard Barack's a party animal.'
'Ice cream very loudly!'
'If it's legal, I'll marry food.'
'I'm absolutely freezing...my peanuts off.'
(on strange rumors): 'I was dead once...twice.'
(on which band member he'd be for a week): 'I'd be Max!'
'I try to be cool, but I'm not very good at it.'
'Wrong answer!'
'A triangle!'
(according to a fellow band member, he says this when they walk past paparazzi): 'Just smile and wave boys, smile and wave.'
'Juggling with phones and wallet.'
'Zoe will be eating fruit off my naked body!'
'The laptop, it's missing!'
'We've been pulled over cause we were driving too slow!'
'Niam is definitely real.'
'I like muffins, but I think they're just ugly cupcakes.'
'Not Jim, he's a different guy. I brought them down to THE gym to get some workout.'
'Yes, I like every type of cheese!'
'I'm an eighth Belgium!'
'Oh grandma, what's my name?'
'Yeah, usually you can hear me before you see me.'
'Two Mars Bars for a euro!'
'Two minutes, dead. Wha!'
'I like rabbits!'
'Wayne Rooney!'
'What did you call the cat again?...You called it a pussy, didn't you?'
'I'm a Bradford badboy, yo!'
'Oh my god, let's go surfing! Oh my god, this is great!'
'3, apple, game!'
(on the nicest thing something has done for him): 'Kiss my face!'
'We get paid in chocolate covered peanuts!'
'If you carry bananas with you when you drive, you can throw them at people.'
'I'm left handed, I play the guitar right handed.'
'This is a jumper.... It doesn't jump.'
'AHH! The light!'
'Sleep 'til you're hungry, eat 'til you sleep.'
QuoteBand Member
'Fluffy, was it?'
'...big issues in that lower department...'
'I can wrap a present...'
'I'm a very protective boyfriend, yes.'
'I haven't got insurance.'
'I got my trousers pulled down in a service station by Louis Tomlinson!'
'Liam Payne!!!...and Zayn 'overweight' Malik!!!'
'The girls were lovely in the video!'
'Sounds corny, but it's my thing.'
'Daisy Hills.'
'I wish I had a girl to cuddle up to at night, rather than my pillow.'
'The fun is all in the chase.'
'DJ Malik, DJ Malik.'
'Eat more Wagon Wheels!'
'Don't call a girl obsessed when she's in love.'
'It was an expensive boat, but we did steal it, so.'
(on where he sees himself in 20 years): 'My hairline recedes!'
'My pants will fall down when, if, I farted!'
'I don't even say that anymore!'
'I'd be Niall, cause I wonder what goes on in his head sometimes.'
'I dedicate 'I Want' to Nandos.'
'Did you swallow a dictionary on the way over here?'
'And I'd marry you, Harry, cause it rhymes...'
'What is porn?'
'I'd probably be Susan Boyle....cause, um, you know, she's a good dancer.'
'Fans always ask me to marry them, so I'm going to have a lot of wives.'
'You horrible man!'
'Hey, Lou, can I give you a blow job?'
(what he can't live without): '...my heart.'
'I threw a TV out the window when I was six years old.'
'I used to have an imaginary friend, called Michael.'
'Get out of my kitchen!'
'I would date a fan, but she has to love me for me, not because I'm in One Direction.'
'Niall once had a dream that all the food in the world was gone and he woke up crying.'
'Send your C-Section (our direction)'
'Pixie Lott, because she's hot.'
'Louis has smelly feet.'
'I really like white, fluffy sheep.'
'I'm a big fat idiot!'
'I really fancy Susan Boyle.'
'You pet the dog, you screw the lightbulb, and then you just go crazy!'
'Got the th-th-thesaurus!'
'I have a picture on my nightstand with me and Harry.'
'Someone's just eating CocoPuffs at the moment, and that's from Mrs. Lou Tomlinson. Oh, your wife!'
'I don't wear socks.'
'Live life for the moment because everything else is uncertain.'
'Two directions...that was not funny.'
'I'd be a birthday cake because I'd have a year before I got eaten.'
'Cheeseburgers and jelly babies.'
'I love Big Red Bus!'
'I told Liam I was gonna go to his house and then I never did. And now he doesn't like me.'
'Tell us about your mum, Harry.'
'That was a love bite from Louis Tomlinson.'
'We love each other and we're gonna live happily ever after!'
'What's a bucket list?'
'We love it when Harry's naked!'
'We don't take showers!'
'That's why I chose the back row of the cinema!'
'Why did the mushroom go to the party? Because he was a fun-guy!'
'...cause pizza is nicer....'
'It's all your fault, Paul!'
'I would probably do like a triple-backflip.'
'I did not have a passport before One Direction.'
'We owe all of our career to electricity!'
'With my knowledge and understanding of the football game, I feel like I should be a lot better at football.'
'And I can see in the dark!'
'The Cheetah Girls.'
'Three bananas for a euro.'
'My first real crush was Louis Tomlinson.'
'If I wasn't in the band, I reckon I'd be a virgin.'
'My worst habit is getting naked all the time.'
'Step one: put your dick in a box.'
'Here's a coin. Keep the change, you filthy animal!'
'The vainest contestant in the house is Zayn Malik.'
'I would a, either be a Power Ranger, or if it comes to heroes, I'd be the Incredible Hulk.'
'ummm...looking for the remote...'
'I want a simple bride that would lie under the stars with me.'
'Mary?...She's mine.... SHE'S MINE!'

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