Who Said What: One Direction

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'Tell us about your mum, Harry.'
'Niall can be really scared by thunder storms....So...we all four sneak into his bed and cuddle him.'
'What, like it's a war between McDonald's employees? Like, 'Get me the Big Mac?''
'I try to be cool, but I'm not very good at it.'
'I did not have a passport before One Direction.'
'Two minutes, dead. Wha!'
'What is porn?'
'I think it's cute when girls sneeze.'
'A triangle!'
'Mary?...She's mine.... SHE'S MINE!'
'Louis has smelly feet.'
'I used to have an imaginary friend, called Michael.'
'I'm tired and it's winter!'
'With my knowledge and understanding of the football game, I feel like I should be a lot better at football.'
'He's talking ****! I'm the real deal.'
'If it's legal, I'll marry food.'
'Triangle, triangle, triangle, triangle, triangle...triangle!'
'My pants will fall down when, if, I farted!'
'I want a simple bride that would lie under the stars with me.'
'Harry's outside pelting snowballs. What he doesn't know is there's a door in the way, and windows, and he can't get me.'
'That was a love bite from Louis Tomlinson.'
'A Barney-themed tune.'
'Two directions...that was not funny.'
'I have a picture on my nightstand with me and Harry.'
'I dedicate 'I Want' to Nandos.'
'Let's do this poo!'
'The girls were lovely in the video!'
'Send your collection our direction!'
'I'm going for 1:58'
'Oh grandma, what's my name?'
'Howdy! Guess what? I got my first bra!'
'I'm a song!'
'No, get off! This woman is trying to steal our award!'
'Direction One!'
'...big issues in that lower department...'
'I'd date a fan, as long as she didn't scream in my face.'
'Will you marry me?'
'Wrong answer!'
'What's a bucket list?'
'My first real crush was Louis Tomlinson.'
'I heard Barack's a party animal.'
'I love Sugarscape more than any other sweetener.'
'If you liked it, don't come back.'
'I really fancy Susan Boyle.'
'We love each other and we're gonna live happily ever after!'
(what he can't live without): '...my heart.'
'Move in with your aunty and uncle in Bel-Air!'
'Man, you've got luscious lips!'
'I'd like to make a shout out. SHOUT OUT!'
'Yes, I like every type of cheese!'
'I'm being slowly seduced by your curls.'
'I'm left handed, I play the guitar right handed.'
'I do have quite a lot of hair.'
'Eat more Wagon Wheels!'
'Finding a ham and cheese sandwich with a good ham to cheese ratio is always tricky.'
'Juggling with phones and wallet.'
'I don't wear socks.'
'And I'd marry you, Harry, cause it rhymes...'
'Sounds corny, but it's my thing.'
'And I can see in the dark!'
'Three bananas for a euro.'
'We've been pulled over cause we were driving too slow!'
'This is a jumper.... It doesn't jump.'
'Did you swallow a dictionary on the way over here?'
'I love with my heart, not my eyes.'
'Here's a coin. Keep the change, you filthy animal!'
'He's just upset because I put mayonnaise in his shoes.'
'I'd be a birthday cake because I'd have a year before I got eaten.'
'Don't call a girl obsessed when she's in love.'
(on where he sees himself in 20 years): 'My hairline recedes!'
'Not Jim, he's a different guy. I brought them down to THE gym to get some workout.'
(according to a fellow band member, he says this when they walk past paparazzi): 'Just smile and wave boys, smile and wave.'
'I'd be Niall, cause I wonder what goes on in his head sometimes.'
'I really like white, fluffy sheep.'
'Sleep 'til you're hungry, eat 'til you sleep.'
'The Cheetah Girls.'
'What's the crack-a-lacka-doo-doo?'
'If I weren't in the band, I'd be an English teacher.'
'It's all your fault, Paul!'
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'Daisy Hills.'
'I asked her out...by singing to her. She dumped me the next day.'
'Hi, I'm (his name) and I have TWO kidneys!'
'My first celebrity crush was J-Lo. Who can resist that bum?'
'The fun is all in the chase.'
'I really fancy Katy Perry.'
'I got my trousers pulled down in a service station by Louis Tomlinson!'
'I would a, either be a Power Ranger, or if it comes to heroes, I'd be the Incredible Hulk.'
'Cheeseburgers and jelly babies.'
'It was an expensive boat, but we did steal it, so.'
'Well...it's a man's world.'
'That's why I chose the back row of the cinema!'
'If you carry bananas with you when you drive, you can throw them at people.'
'Send your C-Section (our direction)'
'I don't want to date a model because models are perfect and perfect is boring.'
'Connie, do the washing up!'
'I'd be invisible.'
(on strange rumors): 'I was dead once...twice.'
'They can't hesitate, they can't laugh, and if I think it's wrong, it's wrong!'
'Oh, not you again. Go away.'
'I don't think any of them would be a bad boyfriend...'
'I'm a massive softy!'
'I'm the Irish one.'
'ummm...looking for the remote...'
'Echo, echo, echo!'
'We believe in you, old chaps!'
'The next shot, why don't we just dive off?'
'AHH! The light!'
'I'm known as the more mature one.'
'We're the four best friends!'
'I like girls who have a nice, pretty face.'
'Sorry Mum!'
'I wear two pairs of socks every day.'
'Ugh, Head and Shoulders, please!'
'Pixie Lott, because she's hot.'
'I split my trousers!'
'I have a strange fear of spoons.'
'I am quite handy with a kazoo...'
'I can wrap a present...'
'I'm a Bradford badboy, yo!'
'...cause cats like fish....'
'We're all just normal people...' (Harry then slaps him)
'I like muffins, but I think they're just ugly cupcakes.'
'Why did the mushroom go to the party? Because he was a fun-guy!'
'Liam Payne!!!...and Zayn 'overweight' Malik!!!'
'The laptop, it's missing!'
'Trouser, trouser, trouser...Right in the balls! That's what I'm talking about!'
'Anyone who is funny and doesn't take herself too seriously is attractive to me.'
'I've got four nipples.'
'The vainest contestant in the house is Zayn Malik.'
'It's been years and years since I've pulled out the...Superman card, if you will.'
'Harry's fans are so hardcore, you won't believe.'
'Ice cream very loudly!'
'Vas happenin!'
'That's a very interesting question...attacked by angry birds!'
'Signing my first autograph was quite awkward because I didn't have one.'
'Two Mars Bars for a euro!'
'Zoe will be eating fruit off my naked body!'
'Fans always ask me to marry them, so I'm going to have a lot of wives.'
'Got the th-th-thesaurus!'
'I can't help but look into the crowd to see if I can see my future wife.'
'Now, to the untrained eye, this may look like a giant baby group, but we think it's goddamn cool!'
'Harry once shaved his initials into my legs!'
'Being single doesn't mean you're weak, it means that you're strong enough to wait for what you deserve.'
'Vas happenin mum? Vas happenin Mick (Jagger)?'
'...cause pizza is nicer....'
'My mum got pushed over by a pink power ranger!'
'If I was a food, I'd be a Rogan Josh!'
'Holy fuc-dgecakes.... Holy fudgecakes!'
'To know that you can have such a massive effect on somebody's life is really overwhelming.'
'I have plans to rap on a future 1D track, so....'
(a tweet): 'hmmm I love my baby nandos :) x'
'You horrible man!'
'She makes me wanna oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, ohohoh...'
'Zayn can make a girl faint just by looking at her. He truly is a power ranger!'
'We love it when Harry's naked!'
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'I'm absolutely freezing...my peanuts off.'
'Oh my god, let's go surfing! Oh my god, this is great!'
(on the Hunger Games): 'Is the concept that you have to fight while being hungry? Like, are you still hungry while you're fighting?'
'If I wasn't in the band, I reckon I'd be a virgin.'
'I told Liam I was gonna go to his house and then I never did. And now he doesn't like me.'
'It's not our interview, but I'm gonna butt in, anyway.'
'I'm putting my hat on, what the hell does it look like?...oh, god.'
'Simple, but effective....'
'I don't even say that anymore!'
'I haven't got insurance.'
'3, apple, game!'
'He's not an endurance man....Take it or leave it.'
'I'm as terrifying as a...as a...baby penguin?'
'I like rabbits!'
'I love Big Red Bus!'
'What's up, dawg?'
'I would date a fan, but she has to love me for me, not because I'm in One Direction.'
'Our stylist wants me to do a shoot in a mankini. I'm up for that.'
'Harry's nudity is contagious!'
'Niall once had a dream that all the food in the world was gone and he woke up crying.'
'I don't think The Notebook is that great.'
'Not a beak, but the peak, of their fitness.'
'I've tried to go for a bit of a smarter look. So I'm just trying to be a bit more serious.'
'I love pints, I love pints!'
'Get out of my kitchen!'
'We get paid in chocolate covered peanuts!'
'We're not robots. We have feelings; we, we go through things, too.'
'I'd probably be Susan Boyle....cause, um, you know, she's a good dancer.'
'Sorry lads. Just a few technical difficulties.'
'Nobody can touch our fans except for us. Sorry, we get jealous easily.'
'I'm a big fat idiot!'
'As for you, stop having curly hair!'
'I never admit defeat!...Liam, you win...'
'Oh my god man. Oh my god dude.'
(if he had one day to live, he'd): 'Surf!...See my family, as well...'
'You may not be plastic, but you're fantastic! Never forget that.'
'We owe all of our career to electricity!'
'Clearly, Liam doesn't have a favorite song. Mine, however, is 'Who Let the Dogs Out'''
'I hate dancing and I've never done it before and I just feel like an idiot.'
'Someone's just eating CocoPuffs at the moment, and that's from Mrs. Lou Tomlinson. Oh, your wife!'
'It's not nice when they pull your hair.'
'I like girls who eat carrots!'
(on which band member he'd be for a week): 'I'd be Max!'
'Live life for the moment because everything else is uncertain.'
(In response to a bandmate saying they'd be invisible as a superpower): 'You already are, haha!'
'I'm most likely to do nudity.'
'...turning the page is the best feeling in the world because you realize there's so much more to the book than the page you were stuck on.'
'Well, judging by my eyebrows, mine would be quite huge!'
'My worst habit is getting naked all the time.'
'Do you think anyone knows I'm Irish?'
'It's all about the bromances!'
'I broke a pencil in half!'
'DJ Malik, DJ Malik.'
'I'd pose naked for a hundred quid.'
'I'm an eighth Belgium!'
'Wayne Rooney!'
'You pet the dog, you screw the lightbulb, and then you just go crazy!'
'Nobody wants to see that.... Do you?'
'There's no towels in this place, so I just use toilet roll.'
'Niall is obsessed with Barack Obama.'
'I would probably do like a triple-backflip.'
'If he's a bit tired, I'll go behind and push him along.'
'Since when are wrinkles hot?'
'I threw a TV out the window when I was six years old.'
'Hey, Lou, can I give you a blow job?'
'I wish I had a girl to cuddle up to at night, rather than my pillow.'
(in reply to 'A girl once showed her breasts!'): 'We loved it!'
''No' Jimmy protested.'
'Yeah, usually you can hear me before you see me.'
'Intelligence is sexy.'
'Ah! Salt in my eye!'
'We don't take showers!'
'As you all know, I'm a boy of very few words. Thank you.'
'Step one: put your dick in a box.'
'I'm a very protective boyfriend, yes.'
'Tourist t-shirts.'
'Niam is definitely real.'
'What did you call the cat again?...You called it a pussy, didn't you?'
'Fluffy, was it?'
'1, 2, 3...7!'
(on the nicest thing something has done for him): 'Kiss my face!'

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