Who Said What: One Direction

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(on where he sees himself in 20 years): 'My hairline recedes!'
'Live life for the moment because everything else is uncertain.'
'We owe all of our career to electricity!'
'I'm left handed, I play the guitar right handed.'
'What, like it's a war between McDonald's employees? Like, 'Get me the Big Mac?''
'I'm a song!'
(a tweet): 'hmmm I love my baby nandos :) x'
'The laptop, it's missing!'
'It's not nice when they pull your hair.'
'I'm tired and it's winter!'
'Well...it's a man's world.'
'Nobody can touch our fans except for us. Sorry, we get jealous easily.'
'Nobody wants to see that.... Do you?'
'A triangle!'
'...big issues in that lower department...'
'And I'd marry you, Harry, cause it rhymes...'
'I really like white, fluffy sheep.'
'If I weren't in the band, I'd be an English teacher.'
'3, apple, game!'
'I want a simple bride that would lie under the stars with me.'
'The next shot, why don't we just dive off?'
''No' Jimmy protested.'
'Harry's fans are so hardcore, you won't believe.'
'Sounds corny, but it's my thing.'
'I don't wear socks.'
'I like girls who eat carrots!'
(what he can't live without): '...my heart.'
'I'd like to make a shout out. SHOUT OUT!'
'Anyone who is funny and doesn't take herself too seriously is attractive to me.'
'I'd date a fan, as long as she didn't scream in my face.'
'I wear two pairs of socks every day.'
'We love it when Harry's naked!'
'I would date a fan, but she has to love me for me, not because I'm in One Direction.'
'I hate dancing and I've never done it before and I just feel like an idiot.'
'ummm...looking for the remote...'
'Echo, echo, echo!'
'Oh my god man. Oh my god dude.'
'I'm the Irish one.'
'I have a strange fear of spoons.'
'I like rabbits!'
'No, get off! This woman is trying to steal our award!'
'I told Liam I was gonna go to his house and then I never did. And now he doesn't like me.'
'What is porn?'
'I'm a Bradford badboy, yo!'
'I really fancy Susan Boyle.'
'I'm being slowly seduced by your curls.'
'I've got four nipples.'
'I'd be invisible.'
'I haven't got insurance.'
'I'd pose naked for a hundred quid.'
'I'm a very protective boyfriend, yes.'
(on which band member he'd be for a week): 'I'd be Max!'
'I used to have an imaginary friend, called Michael.'
'Since when are wrinkles hot?'
'With my knowledge and understanding of the football game, I feel like I should be a lot better at football.'
'Wrong answer!'
'We love each other and we're gonna live happily ever after!'
(in reply to 'A girl once showed her breasts!'): 'We loved it!'
'I heard Barack's a party animal.'
'Eat more Wagon Wheels!'
'Direction One!'
'Not a beak, but the peak, of their fitness.'
'You horrible man!'
'It's been years and years since I've pulled out the...Superman card, if you will.'
'Move in with your aunty and uncle in Bel-Air!'
'We don't take showers!'
'I have a picture on my nightstand with me and Harry.'
'I'm a big fat idiot!'
'My pants will fall down when, if, I farted!'
'I love with my heart, not my eyes.'
'Zoe will be eating fruit off my naked body!'
'Clearly, Liam doesn't have a favorite song. Mine, however, is 'Who Let the Dogs Out'''
'What's a bucket list?'
(if he had one day to live, he'd): 'Surf!...See my family, as well...'
'Three bananas for a euro.'
'Step one: put your dick in a box.'
'I like girls who have a nice, pretty face.'
'Tell us about your mum, Harry.'
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'Intelligence is sexy.'
(In response to a bandmate saying they'd be invisible as a superpower): 'You already are, haha!'
'AHH! The light!'
'You pet the dog, you screw the lightbulb, and then you just go crazy!'
'Oh grandma, what's my name?'
'I have plans to rap on a future 1D track, so....'
'Simple, but effective....'
'Cheeseburgers and jelly babies.'
'Do you think anyone knows I'm Irish?'
'I don't want to date a model because models are perfect and perfect is boring.'
'...cause cats like fish....'
'Daisy Hills.'
'I'd be a birthday cake because I'd have a year before I got eaten.'
'I dedicate 'I Want' to Nandos.'
'Niall is obsessed with Barack Obama.'
'As for you, stop having curly hair!'
'I don't even say that anymore!'
'We're all just normal people...' (Harry then slaps him)
'They can't hesitate, they can't laugh, and if I think it's wrong, it's wrong!'
'If I was a food, I'd be a Rogan Josh!'
'Two directions...that was not funny.'
'Finding a ham and cheese sandwich with a good ham to cheese ratio is always tricky.'
'Our stylist wants me to do a shoot in a mankini. I'm up for that.'
'I'm most likely to do nudity.'
'I would probably do like a triple-backflip.'
'I broke a pencil in half!'
'1, 2, 3...7!'
'It's all about the bromances!'
'Man, you've got luscious lips!'
'I'm as terrifying as a...as a...baby penguin?'
'I'm an eighth Belgium!'
'There's no towels in this place, so I just use toilet roll.'
'I'm a massive softy!'
'Connie, do the washing up!'
'DJ Malik, DJ Malik.'
'Will you marry me?'
'Don't call a girl obsessed when she's in love.'
'Juggling with phones and wallet.'
'We get paid in chocolate covered peanuts!'
'Howdy! Guess what? I got my first bra!'
'Louis has smelly feet.'
'If it's legal, I'll marry food.'
'I do have quite a lot of hair.'
'Triangle, triangle, triangle, triangle, triangle...triangle!'
'I love Big Red Bus!'
'Niam is definitely real.'
(on strange rumors): 'I was dead once...twice.'
'I split my trousers!'
'I think it's cute when girls sneeze.'
'Wayne Rooney!'
'Fans always ask me to marry them, so I'm going to have a lot of wives.'
'I am quite handy with a kazoo...'
'Niall once had a dream that all the food in the world was gone and he woke up crying.'
'Two Mars Bars for a euro!'
'I like muffins, but I think they're just ugly cupcakes.'
'If he's a bit tired, I'll go behind and push him along.'
'What's up, dawg?'
'As you all know, I'm a boy of very few words. Thank you.'
'Signing my first autograph was quite awkward because I didn't have one.'
'It was an expensive boat, but we did steal it, so.'
'Why did the mushroom go to the party? Because he was a fun-guy!'
'Sorry Mum!'
'We're the four best friends!'
'What's the crack-a-lacka-doo-doo?'
'I did not have a passport before One Direction.'
'Pixie Lott, because she's hot.'
'Yeah, usually you can hear me before you see me.'
'Mary?...She's mine.... SHE'S MINE!'
'To know that you can have such a massive effect on somebody's life is really overwhelming.'
'If you carry bananas with you when you drive, you can throw them at people.'
'I'm putting my hat on, what the hell does it look like?...oh, god.'
'Hey, Lou, can I give you a blow job?'
'I can't help but look into the crowd to see if I can see my future wife.'
'Get out of my kitchen!'
'You may not be plastic, but you're fantastic! Never forget that.'
'It's not our interview, but I'm gonna butt in, anyway.'
'...cause pizza is nicer....'
'My mum got pushed over by a pink power ranger!'
(on the nicest thing something has done for him): 'Kiss my face!'
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'She makes me wanna oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, ohohoh...'
'He's not an endurance man....Take it or leave it.'
'A Barney-themed tune.'
'The vainest contestant in the house is Zayn Malik.'
'We're not robots. We have feelings; we, we go through things, too.'
'Sleep 'til you're hungry, eat 'til you sleep.'
'Holy fuc-dgecakes.... Holy fudgecakes!'
'Harry's nudity is contagious!'
'Oh, not you again. Go away.'
'I'd probably be Susan Boyle....cause, um, you know, she's a good dancer.'
'I can wrap a present...'
'Vas happenin!'
'Send your collection our direction!'
'That's why I chose the back row of the cinema!'
'The girls were lovely in the video!'
'Zayn can make a girl faint just by looking at her. He truly is a power ranger!'
'Here's a coin. Keep the change, you filthy animal!'
'Got the th-th-thesaurus!'
'Tourist t-shirts.'
'I got my trousers pulled down in a service station by Louis Tomlinson!'
'Did you swallow a dictionary on the way over here?'
'Trouser, trouser, trouser...Right in the balls! That's what I'm talking about!'
'Harry once shaved his initials into my legs!'
'...turning the page is the best feeling in the world because you realize there's so much more to the book than the page you were stuck on.'
'Fluffy, was it?'
'I threw a TV out the window when I was six years old.'
'The fun is all in the chase.'
'He's just upset because I put mayonnaise in his shoes.'
'Being single doesn't mean you're weak, it means that you're strong enough to wait for what you deserve.'
'This is a jumper.... It doesn't jump.'
'Yes, I like every type of cheese!'
'Ugh, Head and Shoulders, please!'
'Two minutes, dead. Wha!'
'I'd be Niall, cause I wonder what goes on in his head sometimes.'
'If you liked it, don't come back.'
'Niall can be really scared by thunder storms....So...we all four sneak into his bed and cuddle him.'
'Now, to the untrained eye, this may look like a giant baby group, but we think it's goddamn cool!'
'What did you call the cat again?...You called it a pussy, didn't you?'
'Liam Payne!!!...and Zayn 'overweight' Malik!!!'
'And I can see in the dark!'
(according to a fellow band member, he says this when they walk past paparazzi): 'Just smile and wave boys, smile and wave.'
'I don't think any of them would be a bad boyfriend...'
'I don't think The Notebook is that great.'
'It's all your fault, Paul!'
'The Cheetah Girls.'
'We believe in you, old chaps!'
'Harry's outside pelting snowballs. What he doesn't know is there's a door in the way, and windows, and he can't get me.'
'Ah! Salt in my eye!'
'If I wasn't in the band, I reckon I'd be a virgin.'
'Sorry lads. Just a few technical difficulties.'
'My worst habit is getting naked all the time.'
'Send your C-Section (our direction)'
'He's talking ****! I'm the real deal.'
'That's a very interesting question...attacked by angry birds!'
'My first celebrity crush was J-Lo. Who can resist that bum?'
(on the Hunger Games): 'Is the concept that you have to fight while being hungry? Like, are you still hungry while you're fighting?'
'Well, judging by my eyebrows, mine would be quite huge!'
'I wish I had a girl to cuddle up to at night, rather than my pillow.'
'Hi, I'm (his name) and I have TWO kidneys!'
'Let's do this poo!'
'I'm going for 1:58'
'I'm known as the more mature one.'
'Not Jim, he's a different guy. I brought them down to THE gym to get some workout.'
'I've tried to go for a bit of a smarter look. So I'm just trying to be a bit more serious.'
'I really fancy Katy Perry.'
'My first real crush was Louis Tomlinson.'
'We've been pulled over cause we were driving too slow!'
'Vas happenin mum? Vas happenin Mick (Jagger)?'
'I asked her out...by singing to her. She dumped me the next day.'
'I would a, either be a Power Ranger, or if it comes to heroes, I'd be the Incredible Hulk.'
'Oh my god, let's go surfing! Oh my god, this is great!'
'I love pints, I love pints!'
'I love Sugarscape more than any other sweetener.'
'I never admit defeat!...Liam, you win...'
'That was a love bite from Louis Tomlinson.'
'Someone's just eating CocoPuffs at the moment, and that's from Mrs. Lou Tomlinson. Oh, your wife!'
'I'm absolutely freezing...my peanuts off.'
'Ice cream very loudly!'
'I try to be cool, but I'm not very good at it.'

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