Who Said What: One Direction

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'Man, you've got luscious lips!'
'My first real crush was Louis Tomlinson.'
'It's all about the bromances!'
'I have plans to rap on a future 1D track, so....'
'I'm known as the more mature one.'
'Wrong answer!'
(if he had one day to live, he'd): 'Surf!...See my family, as well...'
'He's just upset because I put mayonnaise in his shoes.'
'Harry's outside pelting snowballs. What he doesn't know is there's a door in the way, and windows, and he can't get me.'
'I don't think any of them would be a bad boyfriend...'
'Triangle, triangle, triangle, triangle, triangle...triangle!'
'Simple, but effective....'
'There's no towels in this place, so I just use toilet roll.'
'I did not have a passport before One Direction.'
'And I can see in the dark!'
'I like girls who eat carrots!'
'Sleep 'til you're hungry, eat 'til you sleep.'
'I love Sugarscape more than any other sweetener.'
'It's been years and years since I've pulled out the...Superman card, if you will.'
'We love it when Harry's naked!'
'Live life for the moment because everything else is uncertain.'
'It's not nice when they pull your hair.'
'1, 2, 3...7!'
'Fluffy, was it?'
'Don't call a girl obsessed when she's in love.'
'ummm...looking for the remote...'
'I'd be Niall, cause I wonder what goes on in his head sometimes.'
'Sorry lads. Just a few technical difficulties.'
'I would probably do like a triple-backflip.'
'I have a strange fear of spoons.'
'Well, judging by my eyebrows, mine would be quite huge!'
'Yeah, usually you can hear me before you see me.'
'Three bananas for a euro.'
'I've tried to go for a bit of a smarter look. So I'm just trying to be a bit more serious.'
'Now, to the untrained eye, this may look like a giant baby group, but we think it's goddamn cool!'
'I'd be a birthday cake because I'd have a year before I got eaten.'
'We're all just normal people...' (Harry then slaps him)
'I'm a Bradford badboy, yo!'
'I'm going for 1:58'
'I'm left handed, I play the guitar right handed.'
'I do have quite a lot of hair.'
'The next shot, why don't we just dive off?'
'Howdy! Guess what? I got my first bra!'
'What did you call the cat again?...You called it a pussy, didn't you?'
'I'm an eighth Belgium!'
'Louis has smelly feet.'
'What is porn?'
(a tweet): 'hmmm I love my baby nandos :) x'
'3, apple, game!'
'I would a, either be a Power Ranger, or if it comes to heroes, I'd be the Incredible Hulk.'
'I've got four nipples.'
'I have a picture on my nightstand with me and Harry.'
'Zayn can make a girl faint just by looking at her. He truly is a power ranger!'
'Wayne Rooney!'
'Why did the mushroom go to the party? Because he was a fun-guy!'
'I can wrap a present...'
'To know that you can have such a massive effect on somebody's life is really overwhelming.'
'Signing my first autograph was quite awkward because I didn't have one.'
'Not a beak, but the peak, of their fitness.'
'I got my trousers pulled down in a service station by Louis Tomlinson!'
'Sounds corny, but it's my thing.'
'I don't think The Notebook is that great.'
'Oh my god, let's go surfing! Oh my god, this is great!'
(on strange rumors): 'I was dead once...twice.'
'As for you, stop having curly hair!'
(on the Hunger Games): 'Is the concept that you have to fight while being hungry? Like, are you still hungry while you're fighting?'
'Niall is obsessed with Barack Obama.'
'Vas happenin mum? Vas happenin Mick (Jagger)?'
'Harry's fans are so hardcore, you won't believe.'
'We believe in you, old chaps!'
'Yes, I like every type of cheese!'
'Send your C-Section (our direction)'
'Liam Payne!!!...and Zayn 'overweight' Malik!!!'
'Do you think anyone knows I'm Irish?'
'I can't help but look into the crowd to see if I can see my future wife.'
'I am quite handy with a kazoo...'
'I'd probably be Susan Boyle....cause, um, you know, she's a good dancer.'
'I don't even say that anymore!'
'Since when are wrinkles hot?'
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'Two Mars Bars for a euro!'
'It's all your fault, Paul!'
'I wear two pairs of socks every day.'
'I asked her out...by singing to her. She dumped me the next day.'
'I'm a big fat idiot!'
'I heard Barack's a party animal.'
(according to a fellow band member, he says this when they walk past paparazzi): 'Just smile and wave boys, smile and wave.'
'The girls were lovely in the video!'
'Ah! Salt in my eye!'
'I used to have an imaginary friend, called Michael.'
'I never admit defeat!...Liam, you win...'
'I split my trousers!'
'I'm tired and it's winter!'
'Someone's just eating CocoPuffs at the moment, and that's from Mrs. Lou Tomlinson. Oh, your wife!'
'...cause pizza is nicer....'
'I'd be invisible.'
'I want a simple bride that would lie under the stars with me.'
'DJ Malik, DJ Malik.'
'Connie, do the washing up!'
'I haven't got insurance.'
'Hey, Lou, can I give you a blow job?'
'I love pints, I love pints!'
'I really fancy Katy Perry.'
'...turning the page is the best feeling in the world because you realize there's so much more to the book than the page you were stuck on.'
'I'm a song!'
'Trouser, trouser, trouser...Right in the balls! That's what I'm talking about!'
'...big issues in that lower department...'
'We get paid in chocolate covered peanuts!'
'I'm being slowly seduced by your curls.'
'I told Liam I was gonna go to his house and then I never did. And now he doesn't like me.'
'Step one: put your dick in a box.'
'Eat more Wagon Wheels!'
'Fans always ask me to marry them, so I'm going to have a lot of wives.'
'He's not an endurance man....Take it or leave it.'
'I dedicate 'I Want' to Nandos.'
'We owe all of our career to electricity!'
'If I was a food, I'd be a Rogan Josh!'
'If I weren't in the band, I'd be an English teacher.'
'We're not robots. We have feelings; we, we go through things, too.'
'Nobody wants to see that.... Do you?'
'Vas happenin!'
'Ugh, Head and Shoulders, please!'
'Will you marry me?'
'Send your collection our direction!'
'Got the th-th-thesaurus!'
'If it's legal, I'll marry food.'
'I think it's cute when girls sneeze.'
'The Cheetah Girls.'
'I try to be cool, but I'm not very good at it.'
'I don't want to date a model because models are perfect and perfect is boring.'
'The fun is all in the chase.'
'I wish I had a girl to cuddle up to at night, rather than my pillow.'
'Intelligence is sexy.'
'If you liked it, don't come back.'
'A triangle!'
'Juggling with phones and wallet.'
'Move in with your aunty and uncle in Bel-Air!'
'Echo, echo, echo!'
'I'm putting my hat on, what the hell does it look like?...oh, god.'
'It was an expensive boat, but we did steal it, so.'
'Two directions...that was not funny.'
(In response to a bandmate saying they'd be invisible as a superpower): 'You already are, haha!'
'You horrible man!'
'Ice cream very loudly!'
'We've been pulled over cause we were driving too slow!'
'I'd pose naked for a hundred quid.'
'Oh my god man. Oh my god dude.'
'We're the four best friends!'
'What's a bucket list?'
'Zoe will be eating fruit off my naked body!'
'Tell us about your mum, Harry.'
'I broke a pencil in half!'
'I like girls who have a nice, pretty face.'
'AHH! The light!'
'Finding a ham and cheese sandwich with a good ham to cheese ratio is always tricky.'
'Tourist t-shirts.'
'If I wasn't in the band, I reckon I'd be a virgin.'
'Mary?...She's mine.... SHE'S MINE!'
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'Daisy Hills.'
'This is a jumper.... It doesn't jump.'
'I like muffins, but I think they're just ugly cupcakes.'
'That's a very interesting question...attacked by angry birds!'
'What, like it's a war between McDonald's employees? Like, 'Get me the Big Mac?''
'You pet the dog, you screw the lightbulb, and then you just go crazy!'
'Hi, I'm (his name) and I have TWO kidneys!'
'I'm absolutely freezing...my peanuts off.'
'Direction One!'
'I'm a very protective boyfriend, yes.'
(what he can't live without): '...my heart.'
'I like rabbits!'
'With my knowledge and understanding of the football game, I feel like I should be a lot better at football.'
(on the nicest thing something has done for him): 'Kiss my face!'
'Not Jim, he's a different guy. I brought them down to THE gym to get some workout.'
(on where he sees himself in 20 years): 'My hairline recedes!'
'Let's do this poo!'
'We don't take showers!'
'I hate dancing and I've never done it before and I just feel like an idiot.'
'That's why I chose the back row of the cinema!'
'Our stylist wants me to do a shoot in a mankini. I'm up for that.'
'My mum got pushed over by a pink power ranger!'
'And I'd marry you, Harry, cause it rhymes...'
'I really like white, fluffy sheep.'
'You may not be plastic, but you're fantastic! Never forget that.'
'Well...it's a man's world.'
'Here's a coin. Keep the change, you filthy animal!'
'Oh grandma, what's my name?'
'As you all know, I'm a boy of very few words. Thank you.'
'She makes me wanna oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, ohohoh...'
'I'm as terrifying as a...as a...baby penguin?'
'A Barney-themed tune.'
'Harry once shaved his initials into my legs!'
'Cheeseburgers and jelly babies.'
'I threw a TV out the window when I was six years old.'
'I love with my heart, not my eyes.'
'If you carry bananas with you when you drive, you can throw them at people.'
'My first celebrity crush was J-Lo. Who can resist that bum?'
'We love each other and we're gonna live happily ever after!'
'Niall once had a dream that all the food in the world was gone and he woke up crying.'
'If he's a bit tired, I'll go behind and push him along.'
'I'm the Irish one.'
(on which band member he'd be for a week): 'I'd be Max!'
''No' Jimmy protested.'
'Pixie Lott, because she's hot.'
'I'm most likely to do nudity.'
'...cause cats like fish....'
'I don't wear socks.'
'The laptop, it's missing!'
'The vainest contestant in the house is Zayn Malik.'
'What's the crack-a-lacka-doo-doo?'
'I love Big Red Bus!'
'Being single doesn't mean you're weak, it means that you're strong enough to wait for what you deserve.'
'Niam is definitely real.'
'Did you swallow a dictionary on the way over here?'
'It's not our interview, but I'm gonna butt in, anyway.'
'Two minutes, dead. Wha!'
'Sorry Mum!'
'That was a love bite from Louis Tomlinson.'
'Harry's nudity is contagious!'
'I'm a massive softy!'
'No, get off! This woman is trying to steal our award!'
'My pants will fall down when, if, I farted!'
'I'd date a fan, as long as she didn't scream in my face.'
'He's talking ****! I'm the real deal.'
'Clearly, Liam doesn't have a favorite song. Mine, however, is 'Who Let the Dogs Out'''
'I'd like to make a shout out. SHOUT OUT!'
'Niall can be really scared by thunder storms....So...we all four sneak into his bed and cuddle him.'
'I would date a fan, but she has to love me for me, not because I'm in One Direction.'
'What's up, dawg?'
'I really fancy Susan Boyle.'
'My worst habit is getting naked all the time.'
'Get out of my kitchen!'
'Anyone who is funny and doesn't take herself too seriously is attractive to me.'
'Holy fuc-dgecakes.... Holy fudgecakes!'
'They can't hesitate, they can't laugh, and if I think it's wrong, it's wrong!'
'Nobody can touch our fans except for us. Sorry, we get jealous easily.'
(in reply to 'A girl once showed her breasts!'): 'We loved it!'
'Oh, not you again. Go away.'

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