Who Said What: One Direction

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(in reply to 'A girl once showed her breasts!'): 'We loved it!'
'Anyone who is funny and doesn't take herself too seriously is attractive to me.'
(on the Hunger Games): 'Is the concept that you have to fight while being hungry? Like, are you still hungry while you're fighting?'
'We've been pulled over cause we were driving too slow!'
'What is porn?'
(on the nicest thing something has done for him): 'Kiss my face!'
'If I weren't in the band, I'd be an English teacher.'
'I broke a pencil in half!'
'I don't want to date a model because models are perfect and perfect is boring.'
'Three bananas for a euro.'
'They can't hesitate, they can't laugh, and if I think it's wrong, it's wrong!'
'I'm a massive softy!'
'Step one: put your dick in a box.'
'I asked her out...by singing to her. She dumped me the next day.'
'It's not our interview, but I'm gonna butt in, anyway.'
'I never admit defeat!...Liam, you win...'
'I'm absolutely freezing...my peanuts off.'
'I haven't got insurance.'
'The fun is all in the chase.'
'Ice cream very loudly!'
'My first real crush was Louis Tomlinson.'
'We believe in you, old chaps!'
'Juggling with phones and wallet.'
'It's not nice when they pull your hair.'
'We owe all of our career to electricity!'
(what he can't live without): '...my heart.'
'I don't wear socks.'
'I like girls who eat carrots!'
'I got my trousers pulled down in a service station by Louis Tomlinson!'
'It was an expensive boat, but we did steal it, so.'
'He's just upset because I put mayonnaise in his shoes.'
'Harry once shaved his initials into my legs!'
(on which band member he'd be for a week): 'I'd be Max!'
(In response to a bandmate saying they'd be invisible as a superpower): 'You already are, haha!'
'I have plans to rap on a future 1D track, so....'
'As for you, stop having curly hair!'
'Hi, I'm (his name) and I have TWO kidneys!'
'Fans always ask me to marry them, so I'm going to have a lot of wives.'
'I'm the Irish one.'
'Liam Payne!!!...and Zayn 'overweight' Malik!!!'
'Send your collection our direction!'
'Nobody wants to see that.... Do you?'
'Niall once had a dream that all the food in the world was gone and he woke up crying.'
'Sorry Mum!'
'...turning the page is the best feeling in the world because you realize there's so much more to the book than the page you were stuck on.'
'To know that you can have such a massive effect on somebody's life is really overwhelming.'
'I really fancy Katy Perry.'
'You may not be plastic, but you're fantastic! Never forget that.'
'What's up, dawg?'
'We don't take showers!'
'Not a beak, but the peak, of their fitness.'
'I'm tired and it's winter!'
'I can wrap a present...'
'I am quite handy with a kazoo...'
'The vainest contestant in the house is Zayn Malik.'
'I'd date a fan, as long as she didn't scream in my face.'
'Holy fuc-dgecakes.... Holy fudgecakes!'
'Howdy! Guess what? I got my first bra!'
'Wrong answer!'
'If you carry bananas with you when you drive, you can throw them at people.'
'I dedicate 'I Want' to Nandos.'
'Sounds corny, but it's my thing.'
'Oh grandma, what's my name?'
'Oh my god man. Oh my god dude.'
'I'd be invisible.'
'I'm a big fat idiot!'
'...cause pizza is nicer....'
'1, 2, 3...7!'
'I would date a fan, but she has to love me for me, not because I'm in One Direction.'
'I wear two pairs of socks every day.'
'Don't call a girl obsessed when she's in love.'
'I love Sugarscape more than any other sweetener.'
'Triangle, triangle, triangle, triangle, triangle...triangle!'
'I threw a TV out the window when I was six years old.'
'Mary?...She's mine.... SHE'S MINE!'
'I'd pose naked for a hundred quid.'
'I split my trousers!'
'DJ Malik, DJ Malik.'
'Got the th-th-thesaurus!'
'Fluffy, was it?'
QuoteBand Member
''No' Jimmy protested.'
'Eat more Wagon Wheels!'
'Sleep 'til you're hungry, eat 'til you sleep.'
'I'm being slowly seduced by your curls.'
'Direction One!'
'I have a strange fear of spoons.'
'No, get off! This woman is trying to steal our award!'
'Since when are wrinkles hot?'
'We love each other and we're gonna live happily ever after!'
'Harry's fans are so hardcore, you won't believe.'
'Ah! Salt in my eye!'
'That's a very interesting question...attacked by angry birds!'
'Nobody can touch our fans except for us. Sorry, we get jealous easily.'
'Yeah, usually you can hear me before you see me.'
'Niall is obsessed with Barack Obama.'
'Oh, not you again. Go away.'
'Two directions...that was not funny.'
'We're all just normal people...' (Harry then slaps him)
'I'm as terrifying as a...as a...baby penguin?'
'Two Mars Bars for a euro!'
'I'm left handed, I play the guitar right handed.'
'I can't help but look into the crowd to see if I can see my future wife.'
'We're not robots. We have feelings; we, we go through things, too.'
'I like rabbits!'
'Connie, do the washing up!'
'I love Big Red Bus!'
'This is a jumper.... It doesn't jump.'
'I don't think The Notebook is that great.'
'A Barney-themed tune.'
'Wayne Rooney!'
'What did you call the cat again?...You called it a pussy, didn't you?'
'I do have quite a lot of hair.'
'Move in with your aunty and uncle in Bel-Air!'
'I really fancy Susan Boyle.'
'I'm an eighth Belgium!'
'Do you think anyone knows I'm Irish?'
'Signing my first autograph was quite awkward because I didn't have one.'
'What's the crack-a-lacka-doo-doo?'
'I heard Barack's a party animal.'
'I would probably do like a triple-backflip.'
'I would a, either be a Power Ranger, or if it comes to heroes, I'd be the Incredible Hulk.'
'We love it when Harry's naked!'
'It's all about the bromances!'
'We get paid in chocolate covered peanuts!'
'With my knowledge and understanding of the football game, I feel like I should be a lot better at football.'
'The laptop, it's missing!'
'I'd probably be Susan Boyle....cause, um, you know, she's a good dancer.'
'If I was a food, I'd be a Rogan Josh!'
'Sorry lads. Just a few technical difficulties.'
'Did you swallow a dictionary on the way over here?'
'My mum got pushed over by a pink power ranger!'
'Vas happenin!'
(a tweet): 'hmmm I love my baby nandos :) x'
'Vas happenin mum? Vas happenin Mick (Jagger)?'
'Man, you've got luscious lips!'
'It's been years and years since I've pulled out the...Superman card, if you will.'
'There's no towels in this place, so I just use toilet roll.'
'If it's legal, I'll marry food.'
'Tell us about your mum, Harry.'
'The girls were lovely in the video!'
'That was a love bite from Louis Tomlinson.'
'Clearly, Liam doesn't have a favorite song. Mine, however, is 'Who Let the Dogs Out'''
'I don't even say that anymore!'
'...big issues in that lower department...'
'Daisy Hills.'
'I'd be Niall, cause I wonder what goes on in his head sometimes.'
'I used to have an imaginary friend, called Michael.'
'Send your C-Section (our direction)'
'Cheeseburgers and jelly babies.'
'Harry's outside pelting snowballs. What he doesn't know is there's a door in the way, and windows, and he can't get me.'
'Louis has smelly feet.'
'I try to be cool, but I'm not very good at it.'
'Zoe will be eating fruit off my naked body!'
'I have a picture on my nightstand with me and Harry.'
'We're the four best friends!'
'Being single doesn't mean you're weak, it means that you're strong enough to wait for what you deserve.'
'I told Liam I was gonna go to his house and then I never did. And now he doesn't like me.'
'It's all your fault, Paul!'
'What's a bucket list?'
QuoteBand Member
'ummm...looking for the remote...'
'That's why I chose the back row of the cinema!'
'The Cheetah Girls.'
'And I can see in the dark!'
'If I wasn't in the band, I reckon I'd be a virgin.'
'I like muffins, but I think they're just ugly cupcakes.'
'AHH! The light!'
'He's talking ****! I'm the real deal.'
'Not Jim, he's a different guy. I brought them down to THE gym to get some workout.'
'I'd like to make a shout out. SHOUT OUT!'
'I'm a very protective boyfriend, yes.'
'Trouser, trouser, trouser...Right in the balls! That's what I'm talking about!'
'A triangle!'
'I've tried to go for a bit of a smarter look. So I'm just trying to be a bit more serious.'
'If he's a bit tired, I'll go behind and push him along.'
'I hate dancing and I've never done it before and I just feel like an idiot.'
'Well, judging by my eyebrows, mine would be quite huge!'
'Zayn can make a girl faint just by looking at her. He truly is a power ranger!'
'You pet the dog, you screw the lightbulb, and then you just go crazy!'
'Why did the mushroom go to the party? Because he was a fun-guy!'
'I've got four nipples.'
'I'm most likely to do nudity.'
'I'm a Bradford badboy, yo!'
'I'm putting my hat on, what the hell does it look like?...oh, god.'
'Let's do this poo!'
'I want a simple bride that would lie under the stars with me.'
'Niall can be really scared by thunder storms....So...we all four sneak into his bed and cuddle him.'
'I'm going for 1:58'
'Here's a coin. Keep the change, you filthy animal!'
'...cause cats like fish....'
(on where he sees himself in 20 years): 'My hairline recedes!'
'Harry's nudity is contagious!'
'Someone's just eating CocoPuffs at the moment, and that's from Mrs. Lou Tomlinson. Oh, your wife!'
'I'm known as the more mature one.'
'The next shot, why don't we just dive off?'
'I like girls who have a nice, pretty face.'
'I did not have a passport before One Direction.'
'3, apple, game!'
'And I'd marry you, Harry, cause it rhymes...'
'She makes me wanna oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, ohohoh...'
'You horrible man!'
'Get out of my kitchen!'
'Hey, Lou, can I give you a blow job?'
'My pants will fall down when, if, I farted!'
'I'm a song!'
'I don't think any of them would be a bad boyfriend...'
'What, like it's a war between McDonald's employees? Like, 'Get me the Big Mac?''
'Tourist t-shirts.'
(on strange rumors): 'I was dead once...twice.'
'Echo, echo, echo!'
(if he had one day to live, he'd): 'Surf!...See my family, as well...'
'I'd be a birthday cake because I'd have a year before I got eaten.'
'Oh my god, let's go surfing! Oh my god, this is great!'
'I love pints, I love pints!'
'Live life for the moment because everything else is uncertain.'
'If you liked it, don't come back.'
'Our stylist wants me to do a shoot in a mankini. I'm up for that.'
'He's not an endurance man....Take it or leave it.'
'Ugh, Head and Shoulders, please!'
'Pixie Lott, because she's hot.'
'Intelligence is sexy.'
'I wish I had a girl to cuddle up to at night, rather than my pillow.'
'I love with my heart, not my eyes.'
'Will you marry me?'
'Well...it's a man's world.'
'Finding a ham and cheese sandwich with a good ham to cheese ratio is always tricky.'
'Niam is definitely real.'
'I really like white, fluffy sheep.'
(according to a fellow band member, he says this when they walk past paparazzi): 'Just smile and wave boys, smile and wave.'
'As you all know, I'm a boy of very few words. Thank you.'
'Simple, but effective....'
'My first celebrity crush was J-Lo. Who can resist that bum?'
'My worst habit is getting naked all the time.'
'Yes, I like every type of cheese!'
'Two minutes, dead. Wha!'
'Now, to the untrained eye, this may look like a giant baby group, but we think it's goddamn cool!'
'I think it's cute when girls sneeze.'

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