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'It was an expensive boat, but we did steal it, so.'
'I like rabbits!'
'Tell us about your mum, Harry.'
'DJ Malik, DJ Malik.'
'Get out of my kitchen!'
'I really fancy Susan Boyle.'
'Howdy! Guess what? I got my first bra!'
'I think it's cute when girls sneeze.'
'Not a beak, but the peak, of their fitness.'
'I broke a pencil in half!'
'I would probably do like a triple-backflip.'
'1, 2, 3...7!'
'Zoe will be eating fruit off my naked body!'
'Well...it's a man's world.'
'Vas happenin mum? Vas happenin Mick (Jagger)?'
(In response to a bandmate saying they'd be invisible as a superpower): 'You already are, haha!'
'If I weren't in the band, I'd be an English teacher.'
'We don't take showers!'
'There's no towels in this place, so I just use toilet roll.'
'I'm most likely to do nudity.'
'It's not nice when they pull your hair.'
'Sleep 'til you're hungry, eat 'til you sleep.'
'I'd be a birthday cake because I'd have a year before I got eaten.'
'Man, you've got luscious lips!'
'I'm the Irish one.'
'Will you marry me?'
'Not Jim, he's a different guy. I brought them down to THE gym to get some workout.'
(on the Hunger Games): 'Is the concept that you have to fight while being hungry? Like, are you still hungry while you're fighting?'
'Since when are wrinkles hot?'
'I'm a big fat idiot!'
'That's why I chose the back row of the cinema!'
'Oh grandma, what's my name?'
'I have a strange fear of spoons.'
'I never admit defeat!...Liam, you win...'
'Harry once shaved his initials into my legs!'
'Oreos.'
'Cheeseburgers and jelly babies.'
'I'd pose naked for a hundred quid.'
'Send your collection our direction!'
(if he had one day to live, he'd): 'Surf!...See my family, as well...'
'I want a simple bride that would lie under the stars with me.'
'Ice cream very loudly!'
'Two directions...that was not funny.'
'I have a picture on my nightstand with me and Harry.'
'Don't call a girl obsessed when she's in love.'
'And I can see in the dark!'
'The vainest contestant in the house is Zayn Malik.'
'Tourist t-shirts.'
'Niall can be really scared by thunder storms....So...we all four sneak into his bed and cuddle him.'
'I told Liam I was gonna go to his house and then I never did. And now he doesn't like me.'
'What, like it's a war between McDonald's employees? Like, 'Get me the Big Mac?''
'I don't think The Notebook is that great.'
'I'm left handed, I play the guitar right handed.'
'Simple, but effective....'
'You pet the dog, you screw the lightbulb, and then you just go crazy!'
'If it's legal, I'll marry food.'
'You may not be plastic, but you're fantastic! Never forget that.'
'I have plans to rap on a future 1D track, so....'
'I love Big Red Bus!'
'Mary?...She's mine.... SHE'S MINE!'
'Three bananas for a euro.'
(a tweet): 'hmmm I love my baby nandos :) x'
'I would date a fan, but she has to love me for me, not because I'm in One Direction.'
'You horrible man!'
'I threw a TV out the window when I was six years old.'
'Niall once had a dream that all the food in the world was gone and he woke up crying.'
'I've got four nipples.'
'I can't help but look into the crowd to see if I can see my future wife.'
'Intelligence is sexy.'
'I'd probably be Susan Boyle....cause, um, you know, she's a good dancer.'
'Commando!'
'Daisy Hills.'
'He's talking ****! I'm the real deal.'
'Well, judging by my eyebrows, mine would be quite huge!'
'Fans always ask me to marry them, so I'm going to have a lot of wives.'
'I don't even say that anymore!'
'I split my trousers!'
'Triangle, triangle, triangle, triangle, triangle...triangle!'
'It's all your fault, Paul!'
'It's all about the bromances!'
'I'm as terrifying as a...as a...baby penguin?'
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'As for you, stop having curly hair!'
'If I was a food, I'd be a Rogan Josh!'
'I wear two pairs of socks every day.'
'If I wasn't in the band, I reckon I'd be a virgin.'
'With my knowledge and understanding of the football game, I feel like I should be a lot better at football.'
'Why did the mushroom go to the party? Because he was a fun-guy!'
'I really like white, fluffy sheep.'
'I'm tired and it's winter!'
'What did you call the cat again?...You called it a pussy, didn't you?'
'He's not an endurance man....Take it or leave it.'
'Hey, Lou, can I give you a blow job?'
'Connie, do the washing up!'
'What's the crack-a-lacka-doo-doo?'
'Anyone who is funny and doesn't take herself too seriously is attractive to me.'
'Our stylist wants me to do a shoot in a mankini. I'm up for that.'
'I'm known as the more mature one.'
'A Barney-themed tune.'
'I don't wear socks.'
'Narnia!'
'Signing my first autograph was quite awkward because I didn't have one.'
'Send your C-Section (our direction)'
'Got the th-th-thesaurus!'
'I don't think any of them would be a bad boyfriend...'
'If he's a bit tired, I'll go behind and push him along.'
'Louis has smelly feet.'
'ummm...looking for the remote...'
'I'm putting my hat on, what the hell does it look like?...oh, god.'
'I dedicate 'I Want' to Nandos.'
'We love each other and we're gonna live happily ever after!'
'They can't hesitate, they can't laugh, and if I think it's wrong, it's wrong!'
'Liam Payne!!!...and Zayn 'overweight' Malik!!!'
'Finding a ham and cheese sandwich with a good ham to cheese ratio is always tricky.'
'I asked her out...by singing to her. She dumped me the next day.'
'The Cheetah Girls.'
'Wayne Rooney!'
'Referee!!??!'
'I wish I had a girl to cuddle up to at night, rather than my pillow.'
'I'm a massive softy!'
'I would a, either be a Power Ranger, or if it comes to heroes, I'd be the Incredible Hulk.'
'Now, to the untrained eye, this may look like a giant baby group, but we think it's goddamn cool!'
'I'm being slowly seduced by your curls.'
'Schooley-booley!'
''No' Jimmy protested.'
'I'm a Bradford badboy, yo!'
'What's a bucket list?'
'That's a very interesting question...attacked by angry birds!'
'I got my trousers pulled down in a service station by Louis Tomlinson!'
'Wrong answer!'
'Zayn can make a girl faint just by looking at her. He truly is a power ranger!'
'What is porn?'
'I hate dancing and I've never done it before and I just feel like an idiot.'
'Nobody can touch our fans except for us. Sorry, we get jealous easily.'
'It's not our interview, but I'm gonna butt in, anyway.'
'I really fancy Katy Perry.'
'Holy fuc-dgecakes.... Holy fudgecakes!'
'If you liked it, don't come back.'
'We've been pulled over cause we were driving too slow!'
'My worst habit is getting naked all the time.'
'I like girls who have a nice, pretty face.'
'No, get off! This woman is trying to steal our award!'
'I haven't got insurance.'
'...turning the page is the best feeling in the world because you realize there's so much more to the book than the page you were stuck on.'
'My pants will fall down when, if, I farted!'
'As you all know, I'm a boy of very few words. Thank you.'
'My first real crush was Louis Tomlinson.'
'Ah! Salt in my eye!'
'I'd date a fan, as long as she didn't scream in my face.'
'Harry's fans are so hardcore, you won't believe.'
'...big issues in that lower department...'
'We love it when Harry's naked!'
'Let's do this poo!'
'I'm a song!'
'Yeah, usually you can hear me before you see me.'
'Clearly, Liam doesn't have a favorite song. Mine, however, is 'Who Let the Dogs Out'''
'I love with my heart, not my eyes.'
'We owe all of our career to electricity!'
'Hesitation!'
'I heard Barack's a party animal.'
'I like girls who eat carrots!'
'The laptop, it's missing!'
'We believe in you, old chaps!'
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'I am quite handy with a kazoo...'
'The next shot, why don't we just dive off?'
'Sorry Mum!'
'Echo, echo, echo!'
'Move in with your aunty and uncle in Bel-Air!'
'This is a jumper.... It doesn't jump.'
'I like muffins, but I think they're just ugly cupcakes.'
'Someone's just eating CocoPuffs at the moment, and that's from Mrs. Lou Tomlinson. Oh, your wife!'
'The girls were lovely in the video!'
'My first celebrity crush was J-Lo. Who can resist that bum?'
'Did you swallow a dictionary on the way over here?'
'Ugh, Head and Shoulders, please!'
'I used to have an imaginary friend, called Michael.'
'She makes me wanna oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, ohohoh...'
'Hi, I'm (his name) and I have TWO kidneys!'
'That was a love bite from Louis Tomlinson.'
'I love pints, I love pints!'
'He's just upset because I put mayonnaise in his shoes.'
'Oh my god, let's go surfing! Oh my god, this is great!'
'I can wrap a present...'
'Trouser, trouser, trouser...Right in the balls! That's what I'm talking about!'
'Harry's outside pelting snowballs. What he doesn't know is there's a door in the way, and windows, and he can't get me.'
'I'd be invisible.'
'Direction One!'
'Nobody wants to see that.... Do you?'
(according to a fellow band member, he says this when they walk past paparazzi): 'Just smile and wave boys, smile and wave.'
'Do you think anyone knows I'm Irish?'
(on which band member he'd be for a week): 'I'd be Max!'
'Eat more Wagon Wheels!'
'I love Sugarscape more than any other sweetener.'
(what he can't live without): '...my heart.'
'What's up, dawg?'
'I do have quite a lot of hair.'
'We're not robots. We have feelings; we, we go through things, too.'
'Being single doesn't mean you're weak, it means that you're strong enough to wait for what you deserve.'
'Harry's nudity is contagious!'
'I try to be cool, but I'm not very good at it.'
'Live life for the moment because everything else is uncertain.'
'My mum got pushed over by a pink power ranger!'
(on where he sees himself in 20 years): 'My hairline recedes!'
'Sounds corny, but it's my thing.'
'AHH! The light!'
'Potato!'
'...cause pizza is nicer....'
(in reply to 'A girl once showed her breasts!'): 'We loved it!'
'And I'd marry you, Harry, cause it rhymes...'
'We get paid in chocolate covered peanuts!'
'The fun is all in the chase.'
'If you carry bananas with you when you drive, you can throw them at people.'
'Juggling with phones and wallet.'
'Yes, I like every type of cheese!'
'I'm going for 1:58'
'We're all just normal people...' (Harry then slaps him)
'I'd be Niall, cause I wonder what goes on in his head sometimes.'
'I've tried to go for a bit of a smarter look. So I'm just trying to be a bit more serious.'
'Pixie Lott, because she's hot.'
'We're the four best friends!'
'Vas happenin!'
(on strange rumors): 'I was dead once...twice.'
'To know that you can have such a massive effect on somebody's life is really overwhelming.'
'Two Mars Bars for a euro!'
'Sorry lads. Just a few technical difficulties.'
'Step one: put your dick in a box.'
'3, apple, game!'
'Oh my god man. Oh my god dude.'
'Two minutes, dead. Wha!'
'It's been years and years since I've pulled out the...Superman card, if you will.'
'I'm absolutely freezing...my peanuts off.'
'I did not have a passport before One Direction.'
'Fluffy, was it?'
'I'd like to make a shout out. SHOUT OUT!'
'Oh, not you again. Go away.'
'...cause cats like fish....'
'I don't want to date a model because models are perfect and perfect is boring.'
'Niam is definitely real.'
'I'm a very protective boyfriend, yes.'
'A triangle!'
'Here's a coin. Keep the change, you filthy animal!'
(on the nicest thing something has done for him): 'Kiss my face!'
'I'm an eighth Belgium!'
'Niall is obsessed with Barack Obama.'

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