Who Said What: One Direction

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QuoteBand Member
'Got the th-th-thesaurus!'
'I have a strange fear of spoons.'
'Sounds corny, but it's my thing.'
'I like girls who eat carrots!'
'I don't think any of them would be a bad boyfriend...'
(a tweet): 'hmmm I love my baby nandos :) x'
'Wayne Rooney!'
'I'm a big fat idiot!'
'Step one: put your dick in a box.'
'If I was a food, I'd be a Rogan Josh!'
'Harry's fans are so hardcore, you won't believe.'
'I'd probably be Susan Boyle....cause, um, you know, she's a good dancer.'
'Vas happenin!'
'Anyone who is funny and doesn't take herself too seriously is attractive to me.'
'The laptop, it's missing!'
'Niall is obsessed with Barack Obama.'
'Howdy! Guess what? I got my first bra!'
'I would probably do like a triple-backflip.'
'Our stylist wants me to do a shoot in a mankini. I'm up for that.'
'Let's do this poo!'
'We love each other and we're gonna live happily ever after!'
'I really like white, fluffy sheep.'
'I love Sugarscape more than any other sweetener.'
'I want a simple bride that would lie under the stars with me.'
'With my knowledge and understanding of the football game, I feel like I should be a lot better at football.'
'I broke a pencil in half!'
''No' Jimmy protested.'
'If I weren't in the band, I'd be an English teacher.'
'Since when are wrinkles hot?'
'What's a bucket list?'
'I've got four nipples.'
(on where he sees himself in 20 years): 'My hairline recedes!'
'I am quite handy with a kazoo...'
'3, apple, game!'
'I like rabbits!'
'Sorry lads. Just a few technical difficulties.'
'Holy fuc-dgecakes.... Holy fudgecakes!'
'I'd pose naked for a hundred quid.'
'I hate dancing and I've never done it before and I just feel like an idiot.'
(in reply to 'A girl once showed her breasts!'): 'We loved it!'
'Pixie Lott, because she's hot.'
(on the nicest thing something has done for him): 'Kiss my face!'
'What's up, dawg?'
'We're not robots. We have feelings; we, we go through things, too.'
'Mary?...She's mine.... SHE'S MINE!'
'Signing my first autograph was quite awkward because I didn't have one.'
(on the Hunger Games): 'Is the concept that you have to fight while being hungry? Like, are you still hungry while you're fighting?'
'AHH! The light!'
'Do you think anyone knows I'm Irish?'
'I haven't got insurance.'
'Finding a ham and cheese sandwich with a good ham to cheese ratio is always tricky.'
'Two directions...that was not funny.'
'My first real crush was Louis Tomlinson.'
'Harry's nudity is contagious!'
'Send your C-Section (our direction)'
'What, like it's a war between McDonald's employees? Like, 'Get me the Big Mac?''
'What is porn?'
'They can't hesitate, they can't laugh, and if I think it's wrong, it's wrong!'
'The girls were lovely in the video!'
'To know that you can have such a massive effect on somebody's life is really overwhelming.'
'I don't wear socks.'
'Someone's just eating CocoPuffs at the moment, and that's from Mrs. Lou Tomlinson. Oh, your wife!'
'I'm going for 1:58'
'I think it's cute when girls sneeze.'
'Simple, but effective....'
'I'd be Niall, cause I wonder what goes on in his head sometimes.'
'I try to be cool, but I'm not very good at it.'
'Being single doesn't mean you're weak, it means that you're strong enough to wait for what you deserve.'
'We believe in you, old chaps!'
'Zayn can make a girl faint just by looking at her. He truly is a power ranger!'
'I'm the Irish one.'
'I asked her out...by singing to her. She dumped me the next day.'
'Juggling with phones and wallet.'
(on strange rumors): 'I was dead once...twice.'
'Louis has smelly feet.'
'Eat more Wagon Wheels!'
'If you liked it, don't come back.'
'Not Jim, he's a different guy. I brought them down to THE gym to get some workout.'
'What did you call the cat again?...You called it a pussy, didn't you?'
'1, 2, 3...7!'
QuoteBand Member
'We owe all of our career to electricity!'
'ummm...looking for the remote...'
'Ice cream very loudly!'
'Fluffy, was it?'
'I love Big Red Bus!'
'Ugh, Head and Shoulders, please!'
'Man, you've got luscious lips!'
'I'm a Bradford badboy, yo!'
'We get paid in chocolate covered peanuts!'
'If he's a bit tired, I'll go behind and push him along.'
'I don't think The Notebook is that great.'
'I'm a very protective boyfriend, yes.'
'He's talking ****! I'm the real deal.'
'I love with my heart, not my eyes.'
'I'd like to make a shout out. SHOUT OUT!'
'...cause cats like fish....'
'Get out of my kitchen!'
'Yeah, usually you can hear me before you see me.'
'Ah! Salt in my eye!'
'I do have quite a lot of hair.'
'I have a picture on my nightstand with me and Harry.'
'Oh my god man. Oh my god dude.'
'Tourist t-shirts.'
'Nobody wants to see that.... Do you?'
'I'm being slowly seduced by your curls.'
'You may not be plastic, but you're fantastic! Never forget that.'
'Why did the mushroom go to the party? Because he was a fun-guy!'
'Don't call a girl obsessed when she's in love.'
'I'm absolutely freezing...my peanuts off.'
'It's not nice when they pull your hair.'
'You pet the dog, you screw the lightbulb, and then you just go crazy!'
'He's just upset because I put mayonnaise in his shoes.'
'I can't help but look into the crowd to see if I can see my future wife.'
'I have plans to rap on a future 1D track, so....'
'I split my trousers!'
'As you all know, I'm a boy of very few words. Thank you.'
'I really fancy Susan Boyle.'
'I wear two pairs of socks every day.'
'I told Liam I was gonna go to his house and then I never did. And now he doesn't like me.'
'Direction One!'
'I'm tired and it's winter!'
'We don't take showers!'
'If you carry bananas with you when you drive, you can throw them at people.'
'Move in with your aunty and uncle in Bel-Air!'
'It's not our interview, but I'm gonna butt in, anyway.'
'He's not an endurance man....Take it or leave it.'
'I'd date a fan, as long as she didn't scream in my face.'
'Intelligence is sexy.'
'Send your collection our direction!'
'I really fancy Katy Perry.'
'The vainest contestant in the house is Zayn Malik.'
'I never admit defeat!...Liam, you win...'
(on which band member he'd be for a week): 'I'd be Max!'
'That was a love bite from Louis Tomlinson.'
'Tell us about your mum, Harry.'
'...big issues in that lower department...'
'Three bananas for a euro.'
'If I wasn't in the band, I reckon I'd be a virgin.'
'Trouser, trouser, trouser...Right in the balls! That's what I'm talking about!'
'Live life for the moment because everything else is uncertain.'
'DJ Malik, DJ Malik.'
'I don't even say that anymore!'
'Daisy Hills.'
'Did you swallow a dictionary on the way over here?'
'No, get off! This woman is trying to steal our award!'
'Connie, do the washing up!'
'I love pints, I love pints!'
'Harry once shaved his initials into my legs!'
'Yes, I like every type of cheese!'
'Echo, echo, echo!'
'My pants will fall down when, if, I farted!'
'It's all about the bromances!'
'Sleep 'til you're hungry, eat 'til you sleep.'
'We love it when Harry's naked!'
'I've tried to go for a bit of a smarter look. So I'm just trying to be a bit more serious.'
'I threw a TV out the window when I was six years old.'
QuoteBand Member
'Liam Payne!!!...and Zayn 'overweight' Malik!!!'
'We're all just normal people...' (Harry then slaps him)
'I like muffins, but I think they're just ugly cupcakes.'
'Oh, not you again. Go away.'
'Now, to the untrained eye, this may look like a giant baby group, but we think it's goddamn cool!'
'I'd be invisible.'
'Here's a coin. Keep the change, you filthy animal!'
'I'm as terrifying as a...as a...baby penguin?'
'Nobody can touch our fans except for us. Sorry, we get jealous easily.'
'And I'd marry you, Harry, cause it rhymes...'
'Niall can be really scared by thunder storms....So...we all four sneak into his bed and cuddle him.'
(what he can't live without): '...my heart.'
(according to a fellow band member, he says this when they walk past paparazzi): 'Just smile and wave boys, smile and wave.'
'Two minutes, dead. Wha!'
'I'm a song!'
'And I can see in the dark!'
'As for you, stop having curly hair!'
'I got my trousers pulled down in a service station by Louis Tomlinson!'
'I used to have an imaginary friend, called Michael.'
'I can wrap a present...'
'I would date a fan, but she has to love me for me, not because I'm in One Direction.'
'Harry's outside pelting snowballs. What he doesn't know is there's a door in the way, and windows, and he can't get me.'
'My worst habit is getting naked all the time.'
'She makes me wanna oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, ohohoh...'
'I did not have a passport before One Direction.'
'We're the four best friends!'
'It's been years and years since I've pulled out the...Superman card, if you will.'
'Zoe will be eating fruit off my naked body!'
'Cheeseburgers and jelly babies.'
'I don't want to date a model because models are perfect and perfect is boring.'
'I dedicate 'I Want' to Nandos.'
'That's a very interesting question...attacked by angry birds!'
'Fans always ask me to marry them, so I'm going to have a lot of wives.'
(In response to a bandmate saying they'd be invisible as a superpower): 'You already are, haha!'
'The fun is all in the chase.'
'Clearly, Liam doesn't have a favorite song. Mine, however, is 'Who Let the Dogs Out'''
'I would a, either be a Power Ranger, or if it comes to heroes, I'd be the Incredible Hulk.'
'Niam is definitely real.'
'Niall once had a dream that all the food in the world was gone and he woke up crying.'
'We've been pulled over cause we were driving too slow!'
'Oh grandma, what's my name?'
'That's why I chose the back row of the cinema!'
'I'm an eighth Belgium!'
'I'd be a birthday cake because I'd have a year before I got eaten.'
'I'm putting my hat on, what the hell does it look like?...oh, god.'
'...turning the page is the best feeling in the world because you realize there's so much more to the book than the page you were stuck on.'
'Wrong answer!'
'I like girls who have a nice, pretty face.'
'Hi, I'm (his name) and I have TWO kidneys!'
'There's no towels in this place, so I just use toilet roll.'
'This is a jumper.... It doesn't jump.'
'Not a beak, but the peak, of their fitness.'
'...cause pizza is nicer....'
'I'm a massive softy!'
'Two Mars Bars for a euro!'
'Well...it's a man's world.'
'I wish I had a girl to cuddle up to at night, rather than my pillow.'
'What's the crack-a-lacka-doo-doo?'
'I'm most likely to do nudity.'
'Oh my god, let's go surfing! Oh my god, this is great!'
(if he had one day to live, he'd): 'Surf!...See my family, as well...'
'Triangle, triangle, triangle, triangle, triangle...triangle!'
'I'm left handed, I play the guitar right handed.'
'Sorry Mum!'
'My first celebrity crush was J-Lo. Who can resist that bum?'
'I'm known as the more mature one.'
'I heard Barack's a party animal.'
'You horrible man!'
'Well, judging by my eyebrows, mine would be quite huge!'
'A triangle!'
'The Cheetah Girls.'
'A Barney-themed tune.'
'If it's legal, I'll marry food.'
'My mum got pushed over by a pink power ranger!'
'It was an expensive boat, but we did steal it, so.'
'The next shot, why don't we just dive off?'
'Vas happenin mum? Vas happenin Mick (Jagger)?'
'Hey, Lou, can I give you a blow job?'
'It's all your fault, Paul!'
'Will you marry me?'

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