Who Said What: One Direction

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QuoteBand Member
'What's the crack-a-lacka-doo-doo?'
'What did you call the cat again?...You called it a pussy, didn't you?'
'I try to be cool, but I'm not very good at it.'
'The vainest contestant in the house is Zayn Malik.'
'It's been years and years since I've pulled out the...Superman card, if you will.'
'You horrible man!'
'Being single doesn't mean you're weak, it means that you're strong enough to wait for what you deserve.'
'Oh my god, let's go surfing! Oh my god, this is great!'
(on where he sees himself in 20 years): 'My hairline recedes!'
'We owe all of our career to electricity!'
(on which band member he'd be for a week): 'I'd be Max!'
'I did not have a passport before One Direction.'
'I really fancy Susan Boyle.'
'I think it's cute when girls sneeze.'
'3, apple, game!'
'Ah! Salt in my eye!'
'I'm going for 1:58'
'Niall is obsessed with Barack Obama.'
'I'm putting my hat on, what the hell does it look like?...oh, god.'
'...cause pizza is nicer....'
'Trouser, trouser, trouser...Right in the balls! That's what I'm talking about!'
'Harry once shaved his initials into my legs!'
'If he's a bit tired, I'll go behind and push him along.'
'Sorry Mum!'
'I love with my heart, not my eyes.'
'Send your collection our direction!'
'I wear two pairs of socks every day.'
'I want a simple bride that would lie under the stars with me.'
'Niall can be really scared by thunder storms....So...we all four sneak into his bed and cuddle him.'
'Will you marry me?'
'I'm an eighth Belgium!'
'Cheeseburgers and jelly babies.'
'We're the four best friends!'
'Yes, I like every type of cheese!'
'Get out of my kitchen!'
'Yeah, usually you can hear me before you see me.'
'Holy fuc-dgecakes.... Holy fudgecakes!'
(in reply to 'A girl once showed her breasts!'): 'We loved it!'
'We love it when Harry's naked!'
(on the Hunger Games): 'Is the concept that you have to fight while being hungry? Like, are you still hungry while you're fighting?'
'My first celebrity crush was J-Lo. Who can resist that bum?'
'I love Big Red Bus!'
'That was a love bite from Louis Tomlinson.'
'Howdy! Guess what? I got my first bra!'
'We don't take showers!'
'Hey, Lou, can I give you a blow job?'
'Vas happenin mum? Vas happenin Mick (Jagger)?'
'Simple, but effective....'
''No' Jimmy protested.'
'She makes me wanna oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, ohohoh...'
'I'd like to make a shout out. SHOUT OUT!'
'Well...it's a man's world.'
'We get paid in chocolate covered peanuts!'
'My mum got pushed over by a pink power ranger!'
'I don't wear socks.'
'That's why I chose the back row of the cinema!'
'I'm being slowly seduced by your curls.'
'I like girls who eat carrots!'
'A triangle!'
'No, get off! This woman is trying to steal our award!'
'I'm left handed, I play the guitar right handed.'
'We're all just normal people...' (Harry then slaps him)
'Two Mars Bars for a euro!'
'Did you swallow a dictionary on the way over here?'
'I can wrap a present...'
'Nobody can touch our fans except for us. Sorry, we get jealous easily.'
'Sounds corny, but it's my thing.'
'I'm a song!'
'Oh, not you again. Go away.'
'Anyone who is funny and doesn't take herself too seriously is attractive to me.'
'I've tried to go for a bit of a smarter look. So I'm just trying to be a bit more serious.'
'We believe in you, old chaps!'
'I really fancy Katy Perry.'
'As you all know, I'm a boy of very few words. Thank you.'
'I'd probably be Susan Boyle....cause, um, you know, she's a good dancer.'
'Louis has smelly feet.'
'Vas happenin!'
'I never admit defeat!...Liam, you win...'
'I love Sugarscape more than any other sweetener.'
'Harry's nudity is contagious!'
QuoteBand Member
'We've been pulled over cause we were driving too slow!'
'You may not be plastic, but you're fantastic! Never forget that.'
'It's all about the bromances!'
'It was an expensive boat, but we did steal it, so.'
'He's talking ****! I'm the real deal.'
(what he can't live without): '...my heart.'
'I dedicate 'I Want' to Nandos.'
'I'm as terrifying as a...as a...baby penguin?'
'I split my trousers!'
'I have plans to rap on a future 1D track, so....'
'Zayn can make a girl faint just by looking at her. He truly is a power ranger!'
'Niall once had a dream that all the food in the world was gone and he woke up crying.'
'I got my trousers pulled down in a service station by Louis Tomlinson!'
'I don't even say that anymore!'
'Step one: put your dick in a box.'
'I'm the Irish one.'
'Let's do this poo!'
'And I can see in the dark!'
'Do you think anyone knows I'm Irish?'
'It's not nice when they pull your hair.'
'DJ Malik, DJ Malik.'
'Direction One!'
'I'm known as the more mature one.'
(In response to a bandmate saying they'd be invisible as a superpower): 'You already are, haha!'
'I asked her out...by singing to her. She dumped me the next day.'
'ummm...looking for the remote...'
'I can't help but look into the crowd to see if I can see my future wife.'
'Harry's fans are so hardcore, you won't believe.'
'Daisy Hills.'
'Triangle, triangle, triangle, triangle, triangle...triangle!'
'Fluffy, was it?'
'Someone's just eating CocoPuffs at the moment, and that's from Mrs. Lou Tomlinson. Oh, your wife!'
'I threw a TV out the window when I was six years old.'
'Fans always ask me to marry them, so I'm going to have a lot of wives.'
'I would probably do like a triple-backflip.'
'I like muffins, but I think they're just ugly cupcakes.'
'Intelligence is sexy.'
'I'd pose naked for a hundred quid.'
'What, like it's a war between McDonald's employees? Like, 'Get me the Big Mac?''
'I would a, either be a Power Ranger, or if it comes to heroes, I'd be the Incredible Hulk.'
(on strange rumors): 'I was dead once...twice.'
'The fun is all in the chase.'
'I'd be a birthday cake because I'd have a year before I got eaten.'
'Zoe will be eating fruit off my naked body!'
'Signing my first autograph was quite awkward because I didn't have one.'
'Three bananas for a euro.'
'Send your C-Section (our direction)'
'I have a strange fear of spoons.'
'I would date a fan, but she has to love me for me, not because I'm in One Direction.'
'Move in with your aunty and uncle in Bel-Air!'
'I'd date a fan, as long as she didn't scream in my face.'
'To know that you can have such a massive effect on somebody's life is really overwhelming.'
(a tweet): 'hmmm I love my baby nandos :) x'
'We're not robots. We have feelings; we, we go through things, too.'
'I'm most likely to do nudity.'
'Not a beak, but the peak, of their fitness.'
'Eat more Wagon Wheels!'
'Two minutes, dead. Wha!'
'This is a jumper.... It doesn't jump.'
'If I weren't in the band, I'd be an English teacher.'
'Finding a ham and cheese sandwich with a good ham to cheese ratio is always tricky.'
'Niam is definitely real.'
'I'd be invisible.'
'What is porn?'
'I broke a pencil in half!'
'The next shot, why don't we just dive off?'
'I'm tired and it's winter!'
'The laptop, it's missing!'
'Pixie Lott, because she's hot.'
'Well, judging by my eyebrows, mine would be quite huge!'
'With my knowledge and understanding of the football game, I feel like I should be a lot better at football.'
'It's not our interview, but I'm gonna butt in, anyway.'
'I really like white, fluffy sheep.'
'Nobody wants to see that.... Do you?'
'That's a very interesting question...attacked by angry birds!'
'The girls were lovely in the video!'
'Sorry lads. Just a few technical difficulties.'
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'My first real crush was Louis Tomlinson.'
'...cause cats like fish....'
'What's up, dawg?'
'Oh grandma, what's my name?'
(according to a fellow band member, he says this when they walk past paparazzi): 'Just smile and wave boys, smile and wave.'
(on the nicest thing something has done for him): 'Kiss my face!'
'You pet the dog, you screw the lightbulb, and then you just go crazy!'
'We love each other and we're gonna live happily ever after!'
'I'm a big fat idiot!'
'Since when are wrinkles hot?'
'If you liked it, don't come back.'
'My pants will fall down when, if, I farted!'
'He's not an endurance man....Take it or leave it.'
'Ice cream very loudly!'
'Echo, echo, echo!'
'He's just upset because I put mayonnaise in his shoes.'
'Don't call a girl obsessed when she's in love.'
'There's no towels in this place, so I just use toilet roll.'
'I don't think any of them would be a bad boyfriend...'
'Tourist t-shirts.'
'Harry's outside pelting snowballs. What he doesn't know is there's a door in the way, and windows, and he can't get me.'
'I'm a Bradford badboy, yo!'
'Here's a coin. Keep the change, you filthy animal!'
'Mary?...She's mine.... SHE'S MINE!'
'If I was a food, I'd be a Rogan Josh!'
'Tell us about your mum, Harry.'
'I've got four nipples.'
'I'd be Niall, cause I wonder what goes on in his head sometimes.'
'I am quite handy with a kazoo...'
'I don't want to date a model because models are perfect and perfect is boring.'
'Not Jim, he's a different guy. I brought them down to THE gym to get some workout.'
'1, 2, 3...7!'
(if he had one day to live, he'd): 'Surf!...See my family, as well...'
'I'm a very protective boyfriend, yes.'
'They can't hesitate, they can't laugh, and if I think it's wrong, it's wrong!'
'If it's legal, I'll marry food.'
'Why did the mushroom go to the party? Because he was a fun-guy!'
'Two directions...that was not funny.'
'I haven't got insurance.'
'I have a picture on my nightstand with me and Harry.'
'I used to have an imaginary friend, called Michael.'
'My worst habit is getting naked all the time.'
'AHH! The light!'
'As for you, stop having curly hair!'
'If I wasn't in the band, I reckon I'd be a virgin.'
'I wish I had a girl to cuddle up to at night, rather than my pillow.'
'Liam Payne!!!...and Zayn 'overweight' Malik!!!'
'Got the th-th-thesaurus!'
'I don't think The Notebook is that great.'
'Juggling with phones and wallet.'
'Clearly, Liam doesn't have a favorite song. Mine, however, is 'Who Let the Dogs Out'''
'Live life for the moment because everything else is uncertain.'
'And I'd marry you, Harry, cause it rhymes...'
'What's a bucket list?'
'Hi, I'm (his name) and I have TWO kidneys!'
'I told Liam I was gonna go to his house and then I never did. And now he doesn't like me.'
'I'm absolutely freezing...my peanuts off.'
'Our stylist wants me to do a shoot in a mankini. I'm up for that.'
'Oh my god man. Oh my god dude.'
'I do have quite a lot of hair.'
'I'm a massive softy!'
'It's all your fault, Paul!'
'Wrong answer!'
'Connie, do the washing up!'
'I heard Barack's a party animal.'
'I love pints, I love pints!'
'If you carry bananas with you when you drive, you can throw them at people.'
'Wayne Rooney!'
'I hate dancing and I've never done it before and I just feel like an idiot.'
'Man, you've got luscious lips!'
'...big issues in that lower department...'
'The Cheetah Girls.'
'Now, to the untrained eye, this may look like a giant baby group, but we think it's goddamn cool!'
'I like rabbits!'
'I like girls who have a nice, pretty face.'
'Ugh, Head and Shoulders, please!'
'Sleep 'til you're hungry, eat 'til you sleep.'
'A Barney-themed tune.'
'...turning the page is the best feeling in the world because you realize there's so much more to the book than the page you were stuck on.'

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