Who Said What: One Direction

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QuoteBand Member
'Two Mars Bars for a euro!'
'Vas happenin!'
'1, 2, 3...7!'
'A Barney-themed tune.'
'If I weren't in the band, I'd be an English teacher.'
'I try to be cool, but I'm not very good at it.'
'I like muffins, but I think they're just ugly cupcakes.'
'He's just upset because I put mayonnaise in his shoes.'
'To know that you can have such a massive effect on somebody's life is really overwhelming.'
(on which band member he'd be for a week): 'I'd be Max!'
'I've got four nipples.'
'I heard Barack's a party animal.'
'I like rabbits!'
'DJ Malik, DJ Malik.'
'Will you marry me?'
'I asked her out...by singing to her. She dumped me the next day.'
'He's not an endurance man....Take it or leave it.'
'Zoe will be eating fruit off my naked body!'
'If I wasn't in the band, I reckon I'd be a virgin.'
'If you carry bananas with you when you drive, you can throw them at people.'
'I'm the Irish one.'
'Harry once shaved his initials into my legs!'
'I have a picture on my nightstand with me and Harry.'
'I'd pose naked for a hundred quid.'
'If you liked it, don't come back.'
(on the nicest thing something has done for him): 'Kiss my face!'
'3, apple, game!'
'Don't call a girl obsessed when she's in love.'
'I don't think The Notebook is that great.'
'Yes, I like every type of cheese!'
'I don't think any of them would be a bad boyfriend...'
'I split my trousers!'
'The next shot, why don't we just dive off?'
'Sounds corny, but it's my thing.'
'We've been pulled over cause we were driving too slow!'
'I've tried to go for a bit of a smarter look. So I'm just trying to be a bit more serious.'
'I'm being slowly seduced by your curls.'
'Hi, I'm (his name) and I have TWO kidneys!'
'Get out of my kitchen!'
'My worst habit is getting naked all the time.'
'The Cheetah Girls.'
'Ah! Salt in my eye!'
'Now, to the untrained eye, this may look like a giant baby group, but we think it's goddamn cool!'
'Fans always ask me to marry them, so I'm going to have a lot of wives.'
'Trouser, trouser, trouser...Right in the balls! That's what I'm talking about!'
'My first celebrity crush was J-Lo. Who can resist that bum?'
'...cause cats like fish....'
'I'm a Bradford badboy, yo!'
'Vas happenin mum? Vas happenin Mick (Jagger)?'
'I told Liam I was gonna go to his house and then I never did. And now he doesn't like me.'
'Simple, but effective....'
'I'm known as the more mature one.'
'That's a very interesting question...attacked by angry birds!'
'The laptop, it's missing!'
'Well...it's a man's world.'
'Well, judging by my eyebrows, mine would be quite huge!'
'Not a beak, but the peak, of their fitness.'
'Juggling with phones and wallet.'
'Let's do this poo!'
'That's why I chose the back row of the cinema!'
'I wear two pairs of socks every day.'
(according to a fellow band member, he says this when they walk past paparazzi): 'Just smile and wave boys, smile and wave.'
'Tell us about your mum, Harry.'
'Hey, Lou, can I give you a blow job?'
'Tourist t-shirts.'
'What is porn?'
'You horrible man!'
'No, get off! This woman is trying to steal our award!'
'I'd like to make a shout out. SHOUT OUT!'
'Harry's nudity is contagious!'
'Pixie Lott, because she's hot.'
'I dedicate 'I Want' to Nandos.'
'I'm an eighth Belgium!'
'Oh my god, let's go surfing! Oh my god, this is great!'
'Nobody can touch our fans except for us. Sorry, we get jealous easily.'
'ummm...looking for the remote...'
'Not Jim, he's a different guy. I brought them down to THE gym to get some workout.'
'I hate dancing and I've never done it before and I just feel like an idiot.'
'I'm most likely to do nudity.'
QuoteBand Member
'There's no towels in this place, so I just use toilet roll.'
(a tweet): 'hmmm I love my baby nandos :) x'
'The vainest contestant in the house is Zayn Malik.'
'This is a jumper.... It doesn't jump.'
'That was a love bite from Louis Tomlinson.'
'She makes me wanna oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, ohohoh...'
'Send your C-Section (our direction)'
'I don't wear socks.'
'Here's a coin. Keep the change, you filthy animal!'
'Niall can be really scared by thunder storms....So...we all four sneak into his bed and cuddle him.'
'Daisy Hills.'
'I'm putting my hat on, what the hell does it look like?...oh, god.'
'We love each other and we're gonna live happily ever after!'
'Harry's fans are so hardcore, you won't believe.'
'Yeah, usually you can hear me before you see me.'
'I like girls who have a nice, pretty face.'
'Ugh, Head and Shoulders, please!'
'We're not robots. We have feelings; we, we go through things, too.'
'We believe in you, old chaps!'
'Sleep 'til you're hungry, eat 'til you sleep.'
'I like girls who eat carrots!'
'What's a bucket list?'
'I got my trousers pulled down in a service station by Louis Tomlinson!'
'I did not have a passport before One Direction.'
'I broke a pencil in half!'
'The girls were lovely in the video!'
'Intelligence is sexy.'
'It's not nice when they pull your hair.'
'We're the four best friends!'
'Fluffy, was it?'
'The fun is all in the chase.'
'Wrong answer!'
'I love Big Red Bus!'
'I'm a very protective boyfriend, yes.'
'Move in with your aunty and uncle in Bel-Air!'
'What's the crack-a-lacka-doo-doo?'
(on strange rumors): 'I was dead once...twice.'
'Triangle, triangle, triangle, triangle, triangle...triangle!'
'We owe all of our career to electricity!'
'What, like it's a war between McDonald's employees? Like, 'Get me the Big Mac?''
'I want a simple bride that would lie under the stars with me.'
'I love pints, I love pints!'
'It was an expensive boat, but we did steal it, so.'
'Sorry lads. Just a few technical difficulties.'
'Oh, not you again. Go away.'
'...turning the page is the best feeling in the world because you realize there's so much more to the book than the page you were stuck on.'
'If I was a food, I'd be a Rogan Josh!'
'A triangle!'
'Niam is definitely real.'
'I'd be a birthday cake because I'd have a year before I got eaten.'
'I don't want to date a model because models are perfect and perfect is boring.'
'Eat more Wagon Wheels!'
'I'd be Niall, cause I wonder what goes on in his head sometimes.'
'I don't even say that anymore!'
'I really fancy Katy Perry.'
'As for you, stop having curly hair!'
'Two directions...that was not funny.'
'It's not our interview, but I'm gonna butt in, anyway.'
'Echo, echo, echo!'
'What did you call the cat again?...You called it a pussy, didn't you?'
'Holy fuc-dgecakes.... Holy fudgecakes!'
'Wayne Rooney!'
'I'm going for 1:58'
'I can't help but look into the crowd to see if I can see my future wife.'
'I love Sugarscape more than any other sweetener.'
'I never admit defeat!...Liam, you win...'
'We're all just normal people...' (Harry then slaps him)
(on where he sees himself in 20 years): 'My hairline recedes!'
'Being single doesn't mean you're weak, it means that you're strong enough to wait for what you deserve.'
'It's been years and years since I've pulled out the...Superman card, if you will.'
'We don't take showers!'
'I'm a massive softy!'
(in reply to 'A girl once showed her breasts!'): 'We loved it!'
'Harry's outside pelting snowballs. What he doesn't know is there's a door in the way, and windows, and he can't get me.'
'Finding a ham and cheese sandwich with a good ham to cheese ratio is always tricky.'
(In response to a bandmate saying they'd be invisible as a superpower): 'You already are, haha!'
'And I can see in the dark!'
'They can't hesitate, they can't laugh, and if I think it's wrong, it's wrong!'
QuoteBand Member
'I would date a fan, but she has to love me for me, not because I'm in One Direction.'
'I haven't got insurance.'
'Cheeseburgers and jelly babies.'
'Zayn can make a girl faint just by looking at her. He truly is a power ranger!'
'I do have quite a lot of hair.'
'It's all about the bromances!'
'I'm as terrifying as a...as a...baby penguin?'
'Two minutes, dead. Wha!'
'Our stylist wants me to do a shoot in a mankini. I'm up for that.'
'I can wrap a present...'
'What's up, dawg?'
'Do you think anyone knows I'm Irish?'
'My first real crush was Louis Tomlinson.'
(what he can't live without): '...my heart.'
'AHH! The light!'
'It's all your fault, Paul!'
'I'm a big fat idiot!'
'You may not be plastic, but you're fantastic! Never forget that.'
'Sorry Mum!'
'I really like white, fluffy sheep.'
'I'd date a fan, as long as she didn't scream in my face.'
'As you all know, I'm a boy of very few words. Thank you.'
'Mary?...She's mine.... SHE'S MINE!'
'Oh my god man. Oh my god dude.'
'My mum got pushed over by a pink power ranger!'
'I'm tired and it's winter!'
(if he had one day to live, he'd): 'Surf!...See my family, as well...'
'He's talking ****! I'm the real deal.'
'Howdy! Guess what? I got my first bra!'
'My pants will fall down when, if, I farted!'
'I think it's cute when girls sneeze.'
'...cause pizza is nicer....'
'And I'd marry you, Harry, cause it rhymes...'
'I am quite handy with a kazoo...'
'I love with my heart, not my eyes.'
'Since when are wrinkles hot?'
'Send your collection our direction!'
'Liam Payne!!!...and Zayn 'overweight' Malik!!!'
'I'm a song!'
'If it's legal, I'll marry food.'
'I used to have an imaginary friend, called Michael.'
'I really fancy Susan Boyle.'
'You pet the dog, you screw the lightbulb, and then you just go crazy!'
'Did you swallow a dictionary on the way over here?'
'Signing my first autograph was quite awkward because I didn't have one.'
'Ice cream very loudly!'
'Live life for the moment because everything else is uncertain.'
'I threw a TV out the window when I was six years old.'
(on the Hunger Games): 'Is the concept that you have to fight while being hungry? Like, are you still hungry while you're fighting?'
'Three bananas for a euro.'
'I have a strange fear of spoons.'
'I wish I had a girl to cuddle up to at night, rather than my pillow.'
'Someone's just eating CocoPuffs at the moment, and that's from Mrs. Lou Tomlinson. Oh, your wife!'
'Anyone who is funny and doesn't take herself too seriously is attractive to me.'
'Niall once had a dream that all the food in the world was gone and he woke up crying.'
'I'm left handed, I play the guitar right handed.'
'We get paid in chocolate covered peanuts!'
'Step one: put your dick in a box.'
'I would a, either be a Power Ranger, or if it comes to heroes, I'd be the Incredible Hulk.'
'We love it when Harry's naked!'
'With my knowledge and understanding of the football game, I feel like I should be a lot better at football.'
'Direction One!'
'Oh grandma, what's my name?'
'Louis has smelly feet.'
'Man, you've got luscious lips!'
''No' Jimmy protested.'
'If he's a bit tired, I'll go behind and push him along.'
'Why did the mushroom go to the party? Because he was a fun-guy!'
'I have plans to rap on a future 1D track, so....'
'Nobody wants to see that.... Do you?'
'Clearly, Liam doesn't have a favorite song. Mine, however, is 'Who Let the Dogs Out'''
'...big issues in that lower department...'
'I'd probably be Susan Boyle....cause, um, you know, she's a good dancer.'
'I'm absolutely freezing...my peanuts off.'
'Connie, do the washing up!'
'Niall is obsessed with Barack Obama.'
'I would probably do like a triple-backflip.'
'I'd be invisible.'
'Got the th-th-thesaurus!'

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