Who Said What: One Direction

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'We're not robots. We have feelings; we, we go through things, too.'
'Fluffy, was it?'
'I'm the Irish one.'
'The Cheetah Girls.'
'Zayn can make a girl faint just by looking at her. He truly is a power ranger!'
'I would a, either be a Power Ranger, or if it comes to heroes, I'd be the Incredible Hulk.'
(on the nicest thing something has done for him): 'Kiss my face!'
'I got my trousers pulled down in a service station by Louis Tomlinson!'
'No, get off! This woman is trying to steal our award!'
'The vainest contestant in the house is Zayn Malik.'
'I haven't got insurance.'
'To know that you can have such a massive effect on somebody's life is really overwhelming.'
'A Barney-themed tune.'
'3, apple, game!'
'Live life for the moment because everything else is uncertain.'
'Here's a coin. Keep the change, you filthy animal!'
'I really fancy Susan Boyle.'
'What's a bucket list?'
'I did not have a passport before One Direction.'
'I think it's cute when girls sneeze.'
'I wear two pairs of socks every day.'
'We've been pulled over cause we were driving too slow!'
'DJ Malik, DJ Malik.'
'My pants will fall down when, if, I farted!'
'Man, you've got luscious lips!'
'Nobody wants to see that.... Do you?'
'Harry's nudity is contagious!'
'I heard Barack's a party animal.'
'I can wrap a present...'
'We're the four best friends!'
'Niall once had a dream that all the food in the world was gone and he woke up crying.'
'My first real crush was Louis Tomlinson.'
'Nobody can touch our fans except for us. Sorry, we get jealous easily.'
'ummm...looking for the remote...'
'I love Sugarscape more than any other sweetener.'
'I asked her out...by singing to her. She dumped me the next day.'
'Pixie Lott, because she's hot.'
'And I'd marry you, Harry, cause it rhymes...'
'If you liked it, don't come back.'
'...cause pizza is nicer....'
'Zoe will be eating fruit off my naked body!'
'Vas happenin mum? Vas happenin Mick (Jagger)?'
'He's not an endurance man....Take it or leave it.'
'I hate dancing and I've never done it before and I just feel like an idiot.'
'...cause cats like fish....'
'They can't hesitate, they can't laugh, and if I think it's wrong, it's wrong!'
'Why did the mushroom go to the party? Because he was a fun-guy!'
(what he can't live without): '...my heart.'
'I'm tired and it's winter!'
'A triangle!'
'There's no towels in this place, so I just use toilet roll.'
'Harry once shaved his initials into my legs!'
'I'd probably be Susan Boyle....cause, um, you know, she's a good dancer.'
'I'd date a fan, as long as she didn't scream in my face.'
''No' Jimmy protested.'
'Howdy! Guess what? I got my first bra!'
'...big issues in that lower department...'
(on the Hunger Games): 'Is the concept that you have to fight while being hungry? Like, are you still hungry while you're fighting?'
'You horrible man!'
'My mum got pushed over by a pink power ranger!'
'I don't think The Notebook is that great.'
'I have a picture on my nightstand with me and Harry.'
'I'm most likely to do nudity.'
'Tell us about your mum, Harry.'
'As for you, stop having curly hair!'
'Yeah, usually you can hear me before you see me.'
'I like rabbits!'
'With my knowledge and understanding of the football game, I feel like I should be a lot better at football.'
'The girls were lovely in the video!'
'Well...it's a man's world.'
'If I was a food, I'd be a Rogan Josh!'
'1, 2, 3...7!'
'The next shot, why don't we just dive off?'
'Liam Payne!!!...and Zayn 'overweight' Malik!!!'
'What, like it's a war between McDonald's employees? Like, 'Get me the Big Mac?''
'I have plans to rap on a future 1D track, so....'
QuoteBand Member
'Step one: put your dick in a box.'
'Send your C-Section (our direction)'
'What is porn?'
'Don't call a girl obsessed when she's in love.'
'We get paid in chocolate covered peanuts!'
'I'm being slowly seduced by your curls.'
'Two minutes, dead. Wha!'
'You may not be plastic, but you're fantastic! Never forget that.'
(In response to a bandmate saying they'd be invisible as a superpower): 'You already are, haha!'
'I dedicate 'I Want' to Nandos.'
'My worst habit is getting naked all the time.'
'Move in with your aunty and uncle in Bel-Air!'
'I'm as terrifying as a...as a...baby penguin?'
'Finding a ham and cheese sandwich with a good ham to cheese ratio is always tricky.'
'Ugh, Head and Shoulders, please!'
'We owe all of our career to electricity!'
'What's the crack-a-lacka-doo-doo?'
'I love with my heart, not my eyes.'
'I would date a fan, but she has to love me for me, not because I'm in One Direction.'
'I'd like to make a shout out. SHOUT OUT!'
'Daisy Hills.'
'I really fancy Katy Perry.'
'Hey, Lou, can I give you a blow job?'
'What's up, dawg?'
'Hi, I'm (his name) and I have TWO kidneys!'
'Intelligence is sexy.'
'Echo, echo, echo!'
'If he's a bit tired, I'll go behind and push him along.'
'Send your collection our direction!'
'Trouser, trouser, trouser...Right in the balls! That's what I'm talking about!'
'I love pints, I love pints!'
'If I wasn't in the band, I reckon I'd be a virgin.'
'Sleep 'til you're hungry, eat 'til you sleep.'
'Three bananas for a euro.'
'I'm a big fat idiot!'
'Mary?...She's mine.... SHE'S MINE!'
'Yes, I like every type of cheese!'
'Will you marry me?'
'AHH! The light!'
'Wayne Rooney!'
'I am quite handy with a kazoo...'
'Since when are wrinkles hot?'
'We don't take showers!'
'I can't help but look into the crowd to see if I can see my future wife.'
'Two Mars Bars for a euro!'
(on strange rumors): 'I was dead once...twice.'
'Louis has smelly feet.'
'...turning the page is the best feeling in the world because you realize there's so much more to the book than the page you were stuck on.'
'What did you call the cat again?...You called it a pussy, didn't you?'
'I don't even say that anymore!'
'Juggling with phones and wallet.'
'Signing my first autograph was quite awkward because I didn't have one.'
'I like muffins, but I think they're just ugly cupcakes.'
'I've tried to go for a bit of a smarter look. So I'm just trying to be a bit more serious.'
(a tweet): 'hmmm I love my baby nandos :) x'
'I'm going for 1:58'
'She makes me wanna oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, ohohoh...'
'I never admit defeat!...Liam, you win...'
(if he had one day to live, he'd): 'Surf!...See my family, as well...'
'Being single doesn't mean you're weak, it means that you're strong enough to wait for what you deserve.'
'We love each other and we're gonna live happily ever after!'
'Our stylist wants me to do a shoot in a mankini. I'm up for that.'
'I'd pose naked for a hundred quid.'
'I don't want to date a model because models are perfect and perfect is boring.'
'Holy fuc-dgecakes.... Holy fudgecakes!'
'Did you swallow a dictionary on the way over here?'
'I broke a pencil in half!'
'I like girls who eat carrots!'
'The laptop, it's missing!'
'I'd be a birthday cake because I'd have a year before I got eaten.'
'It's been years and years since I've pulled out the...Superman card, if you will.'
'Triangle, triangle, triangle, triangle, triangle...triangle!'
'Niall can be really scared by thunder storms....So...we all four sneak into his bed and cuddle him.'
'It's all your fault, Paul!'
'Fans always ask me to marry them, so I'm going to have a lot of wives.'
'I'm a song!'
'Oh my god, let's go surfing! Oh my god, this is great!'
'Sounds corny, but it's my thing.'
'Harry's fans are so hardcore, you won't believe.'
'And I can see in the dark!'
'Clearly, Liam doesn't have a favorite song. Mine, however, is 'Who Let the Dogs Out'''
QuoteBand Member
'I love Big Red Bus!'
'I have a strange fear of spoons.'
'Ice cream very loudly!'
'If it's legal, I'll marry food.'
'Simple, but effective....'
'I'm absolutely freezing...my peanuts off.'
'I'm putting my hat on, what the hell does it look like?...oh, god.'
'I want a simple bride that would lie under the stars with me.'
'I used to have an imaginary friend, called Michael.'
'I don't think any of them would be a bad boyfriend...'
'Cheeseburgers and jelly babies.'
'You pet the dog, you screw the lightbulb, and then you just go crazy!'
'Harry's outside pelting snowballs. What he doesn't know is there's a door in the way, and windows, and he can't get me.'
'I'm a massive softy!'
(on where he sees himself in 20 years): 'My hairline recedes!'
'I'm a Bradford badboy, yo!'
'If you carry bananas with you when you drive, you can throw them at people.'
'I'd be invisible.'
'I'm an eighth Belgium!'
'Get out of my kitchen!'
'We believe in you, old chaps!'
'My first celebrity crush was J-Lo. Who can resist that bum?'
'Connie, do the washing up!'
'He's talking ****! I'm the real deal.'
'Vas happenin!'
'Do you think anyone knows I'm Irish?'
'That was a love bite from Louis Tomlinson.'
'We're all just normal people...' (Harry then slaps him)
'Not Jim, he's a different guy. I brought them down to THE gym to get some workout.'
'That's a very interesting question...attacked by angry birds!'
'Eat more Wagon Wheels!'
'I'm known as the more mature one.'
'It's all about the bromances!'
'I try to be cool, but I'm not very good at it.'
'Oh, not you again. Go away.'
'I wish I had a girl to cuddle up to at night, rather than my pillow.'
'I'm a very protective boyfriend, yes.'
'Sorry lads. Just a few technical difficulties.'
'He's just upset because I put mayonnaise in his shoes.'
(according to a fellow band member, he says this when they walk past paparazzi): 'Just smile and wave boys, smile and wave.'
'I do have quite a lot of hair.'
'Direction One!'
'Oh my god man. Oh my god dude.'
'Well, judging by my eyebrows, mine would be quite huge!'
(on which band member he'd be for a week): 'I'd be Max!'
'I would probably do like a triple-backflip.'
'Wrong answer!'
'I split my trousers!'
'I'd be Niall, cause I wonder what goes on in his head sometimes.'
'As you all know, I'm a boy of very few words. Thank you.'
'Someone's just eating CocoPuffs at the moment, and that's from Mrs. Lou Tomlinson. Oh, your wife!'
'I've got four nipples.'
'I threw a TV out the window when I was six years old.'
(in reply to 'A girl once showed her breasts!'): 'We loved it!'
'I like girls who have a nice, pretty face.'
'Ah! Salt in my eye!'
'This is a jumper.... It doesn't jump.'
'Niam is definitely real.'
'That's why I chose the back row of the cinema!'
'I don't wear socks.'
'It's not nice when they pull your hair.'
'I really like white, fluffy sheep.'
'Two directions...that was not funny.'
'It's not our interview, but I'm gonna butt in, anyway.'
'Tourist t-shirts.'
'I told Liam I was gonna go to his house and then I never did. And now he doesn't like me.'
'The fun is all in the chase.'
'It was an expensive boat, but we did steal it, so.'
'We love it when Harry's naked!'
'Niall is obsessed with Barack Obama.'
'Anyone who is funny and doesn't take herself too seriously is attractive to me.'
'Now, to the untrained eye, this may look like a giant baby group, but we think it's goddamn cool!'
'If I weren't in the band, I'd be an English teacher.'
'Got the th-th-thesaurus!'
'Sorry Mum!'
'Oh grandma, what's my name?'
'I'm left handed, I play the guitar right handed.'
'Not a beak, but the peak, of their fitness.'
'Let's do this poo!'

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