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'Our stylist wants me to do a shoot in a mankini. I'm up for that.'
'I love Sugarscape more than any other sweetener.'
'I'm a very protective boyfriend, yes.'
'Wayne Rooney!'
''No' Jimmy protested.'
'...cause pizza is nicer....'
'Nobody can touch our fans except for us. Sorry, we get jealous easily.'
'That's a very interesting question...attacked by angry birds!'
'The fun is all in the chase.'
'I really fancy Katy Perry.'
'Daisy Hills.'
'Tell us about your mum, Harry.'
'Anyone who is funny and doesn't take herself too seriously is attractive to me.'
'Let's do this poo!'
'Harry once shaved his initials into my legs!'
'Not a beak, but the peak, of their fitness.'
'My worst habit is getting naked all the time.'
(if he had one day to live, he'd): 'Surf!...See my family, as well...'
'I'm going for 1:58'
'Tourist t-shirts.'
'1, 2, 3...7!'
'Send your C-Section (our direction)'
'Ah! Salt in my eye!'
'That's why I chose the back row of the cinema!'
(a tweet): 'hmmm I love my baby nandos :) x'
'Sleep 'til you're hungry, eat 'til you sleep.'
'If you liked it, don't come back.'
'There's no towels in this place, so I just use toilet roll.'
'I threw a TV out the window when I was six years old.'
'Ugh, Head and Shoulders, please!'
'DJ Malik, DJ Malik.'
'Fans always ask me to marry them, so I'm going to have a lot of wives.'
'My mum got pushed over by a pink power ranger!'
'Pixie Lott, because she's hot.'
'What, like it's a war between McDonald's employees? Like, 'Get me the Big Mac?''
'Sounds corny, but it's my thing.'
'A triangle!'
'I'm the Irish one.'
'Move in with your aunty and uncle in Bel-Air!'
'I dedicate 'I Want' to Nandos.'
'I'd pose naked for a hundred quid.'
'Sorry Mum!'
'I have a strange fear of spoons.'
'3, apple, game!'
'Don't call a girl obsessed when she's in love.'
'The girls were lovely in the video!'
'Man, you've got luscious lips!'
'Two directions...that was not funny.'
'Niall can be really scared by thunder storms....So...we all four sneak into his bed and cuddle him.'
'I got my trousers pulled down in a service station by Louis Tomlinson!'
(on the Hunger Games): 'Is the concept that you have to fight while being hungry? Like, are you still hungry while you're fighting?'
'I like muffins, but I think they're just ugly cupcakes.'
'I wear two pairs of socks every day.'
'We owe all of our career to electricity!'
'I really fancy Susan Boyle.'
'As for you, stop having curly hair!'
'I'm a massive softy!'
'Fluffy, was it?'
'To know that you can have such a massive effect on somebody's life is really overwhelming.'
'We love each other and we're gonna live happily ever after!'
'What is porn?'
'I heard Barack's a party animal.'
'It's all about the bromances!'
'Echo, echo, echo!'
'I try to be cool, but I'm not very good at it.'
'Step one: put your dick in a box.'
'I have plans to rap on a future 1D track, so....'
'ummm...looking for the remote...'
'Someone's just eating CocoPuffs at the moment, and that's from Mrs. Lou Tomlinson. Oh, your wife!'
'Send your collection our direction!'
'The Cheetah Girls.'
'It's been years and years since I've pulled out the...Superman card, if you will.'
'If it's legal, I'll marry food.'
'Vas happenin mum? Vas happenin Mick (Jagger)?'
'Yeah, usually you can hear me before you see me.'
'With my knowledge and understanding of the football game, I feel like I should be a lot better at football.'
'We're all just normal people...' (Harry then slaps him)
'As you all know, I'm a boy of very few words. Thank you.'
QuoteBand Member
'And I'd marry you, Harry, cause it rhymes...'
'I'm an eighth Belgium!'
'I am quite handy with a kazoo...'
(In response to a bandmate saying they'd be invisible as a superpower): 'You already are, haha!'
'...cause cats like fish....'
'Holy fuc-dgecakes.... Holy fudgecakes!'
'We're the four best friends!'
'We love it when Harry's naked!'
'Connie, do the washing up!'
'Clearly, Liam doesn't have a favorite song. Mine, however, is 'Who Let the Dogs Out'''
'I broke a pencil in half!'
'I told Liam I was gonna go to his house and then I never did. And now he doesn't like me.'
'We're not robots. We have feelings; we, we go through things, too.'
'I'd be invisible.'
'I'm a big fat idiot!'
'I asked her singing to her. She dumped me the next day.'
'Howdy! Guess what? I got my first bra!'
'Live life for the moment because everything else is uncertain.'
'If he's a bit tired, I'll go behind and push him along.'
'I like girls who have a nice, pretty face.'
'Did you swallow a dictionary on the way over here?'
'Oh my god, let's go surfing! Oh my god, this is great!'
'If I was a food, I'd be a Rogan Josh!'
'Louis has smelly feet.'
'Liam Payne!!!...and Zayn 'overweight' Malik!!!'
(on the nicest thing something has done for him): 'Kiss my face!'
'I hate dancing and I've never done it before and I just feel like an idiot.'
'I would a, either be a Power Ranger, or if it comes to heroes, I'd be the Incredible Hulk.'
'I don't even say that anymore!'
'Oh my god man. Oh my god dude.'
'You horrible man!'
'If you carry bananas with you when you drive, you can throw them at people.'
'What did you call the cat again?...You called it a pussy, didn't you?'
'The laptop, it's missing!'
'What's up, dawg?'
'We don't take showers!'
'I've got four nipples.'
'It was an expensive boat, but we did steal it, so.'
'I'd be a birthday cake because I'd have a year before I got eaten.'
'I can't help but look into the crowd to see if I can see my future wife.'
'What's a bucket list?'
'Cheeseburgers and jelly babies.'
'I'm putting my hat on, what the hell does it look like?...oh, god.'
'What's the crack-a-lacka-doo-doo?'
'We get paid in chocolate covered peanuts!'
'I'd probably be Susan Boyle....cause, um, you know, she's a good dancer.'
'No, get off! This woman is trying to steal our award!'
'He's just upset because I put mayonnaise in his shoes.'
'Niall is obsessed with Barack Obama.'
'They can't hesitate, they can't laugh, and if I think it's wrong, it's wrong!'
'Harry's fans are so hardcore, you won't believe.'
'I don't think The Notebook is that great.'
'Niall once had a dream that all the food in the world was gone and he woke up crying.'
'We've been pulled over cause we were driving too slow!'
'I did not have a passport before One Direction.'
'He's not an endurance man....Take it or leave it.'
'I've tried to go for a bit of a smarter look. So I'm just trying to be a bit more serious.'
'I really like white, fluffy sheep.'
'I don't want to date a model because models are perfect and perfect is boring.'
'I want a simple bride that would lie under the stars with me.'
'It's not nice when they pull your hair.'
'It's not our interview, but I'm gonna butt in, anyway.'
'And I can see in the dark!'
'Two Mars Bars for a euro!'
'I can wrap a present...'
'My pants will fall down when, if, I farted!'
'I do have quite a lot of hair.'
'I used to have an imaginary friend, called Michael.'
'I wish I had a girl to cuddle up to at night, rather than my pillow.'
'Juggling with phones and wallet.'
(on strange rumors): 'I was dead once...twice.'
'I'm a Bradford badboy, yo!'
(on which band member he'd be for a week): 'I'd be Max!'
'Vas happenin!'
'I'd be Niall, cause I wonder what goes on in his head sometimes.'
'I love pints, I love pints!'
'A Barney-themed tune.'
'I'm being slowly seduced by your curls.'
'You pet the dog, you screw the lightbulb, and then you just go crazy!'
'Nobody wants to see that.... Do you?'
QuoteBand Member
'I'm tired and it's winter!'
'Harry's nudity is contagious!'
'Zayn can make a girl faint just by looking at her. He truly is a power ranger!'
'Harry's outside pelting snowballs. What he doesn't know is there's a door in the way, and windows, and he can't get me.'
'I'm left handed, I play the guitar right handed.'
'Direction One!'
'My first real crush was Louis Tomlinson.'
'Ice cream very loudly!'
'Mary?...She's mine.... SHE'S MINE!'
'I'd like to make a shout out. SHOUT OUT!'
'The next shot, why don't we just dive off?'
'Got the th-th-thesaurus!'
'Being single doesn't mean you're weak, it means that you're strong enough to wait for what you deserve.'
'It's all your fault, Paul!'
'I like girls who eat carrots!'
'Hey, Lou, can I give you a blow job?'
'I'm most likely to do nudity.'
'I would probably do like a triple-backflip.'
'Three bananas for a euro.'
'Simple, but effective....'
'The vainest contestant in the house is Zayn Malik.'
'I don't think any of them would be a bad boyfriend...'
(in reply to 'A girl once showed her breasts!'): 'We loved it!'
'Now, to the untrained eye, this may look like a giant baby group, but we think it's goddamn cool!'
'Wrong answer!'
'This is a jumper.... It doesn't jump.'
'I'm a song!'
'I have a picture on my nightstand with me and Harry.'
'We believe in you, old chaps!'
'Two minutes, dead. Wha!'
'AHH! The light!'
(according to a fellow band member, he says this when they walk past paparazzi): 'Just smile and wave boys, smile and wave.'
'Oh grandma, what's my name?'
'If I weren't in the band, I'd be an English teacher.'
'Get out of my kitchen!'
'Yes, I like every type of cheese!'
'Sorry lads. Just a few technical difficulties.'
'Since when are wrinkles hot?'
''s a man's world.'
'Not Jim, he's a different guy. I brought them down to THE gym to get some workout.'
(on where he sees himself in 20 years): 'My hairline recedes!'
'Why did the mushroom go to the party? Because he was a fun-guy!'
'I like rabbits!'
'Signing my first autograph was quite awkward because I didn't have one.'
'If I wasn't in the band, I reckon I'd be a virgin.'
'My first celebrity crush was J-Lo. Who can resist that bum?'
'That was a love bite from Louis Tomlinson.'
'I'm absolutely peanuts off.'
'I think it's cute when girls sneeze.'
'Triangle, triangle, triangle, triangle, triangle...triangle!'
'She makes me wanna oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, ohohoh...'
'Niam is definitely real.'
'I'm known as the more mature one.'
'Finding a ham and cheese sandwich with a good ham to cheese ratio is always tricky.'
'I love with my heart, not my eyes.'
'Eat more Wagon Wheels!'
'I don't wear socks.'
'...big issues in that lower department...'
'Do you think anyone knows I'm Irish?'
'I love Big Red Bus!'
'Hi, I'm (his name) and I have TWO kidneys!'
'He's talking ****! I'm the real deal.'
(what he can't live without): ' heart.'
'Here's a coin. Keep the change, you filthy animal!'
'...turning the page is the best feeling in the world because you realize there's so much more to the book than the page you were stuck on.'
'You may not be plastic, but you're fantastic! Never forget that.'
'Oh, not you again. Go away.'
'Will you marry me?'
'Intelligence is sexy.'
'Well, judging by my eyebrows, mine would be quite huge!'
'I would date a fan, but she has to love me for me, not because I'm in One Direction.'
'I haven't got insurance.'
'I never admit defeat!...Liam, you win...'
'I'd date a fan, as long as she didn't scream in my face.'
'Zoe will be eating fruit off my naked body!'
'I split my trousers!'
'Trouser, trouser, trouser...Right in the balls! That's what I'm talking about!'
'I'm as terrifying as penguin?'

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