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'Sounds corny, but it's my thing.'
'I don't wear socks.'
'Niall can be really scared by thunder storms....So...we all four sneak into his bed and cuddle him.'
(on the nicest thing something has done for him): 'Kiss my face!'
'It was an expensive boat, but we did steal it, so.'
'I'm putting my hat on, what the hell does it look like?...oh, god.'
(in reply to 'A girl once showed her breasts!'): 'We loved it!'
(on where he sees himself in 20 years): 'My hairline recedes!'
'I told Liam I was gonna go to his house and then I never did. And now he doesn't like me.'
'I threw a TV out the window when I was six years old.'
'I don't even say that anymore!'
'Oh grandma, what's my name?'
'We're the four best friends!'
'I'm most likely to do nudity.'
'We love it when Harry's naked!'
'As you all know, I'm a boy of very few words. Thank you.'
(on which band member he'd be for a week): 'I'd be Max!'
'I'm a Bradford badboy, yo!'
'If I weren't in the band, I'd be an English teacher.'
'Eat more Wagon Wheels!'
'I'm a very protective boyfriend, yes.'
'Three bananas for a euro.'
'I love Big Red Bus!'
'My pants will fall down when, if, I farted!'
'I really fancy Katy Perry.'
'I'd be Niall, cause I wonder what goes on in his head sometimes.'
'Two minutes, dead. Wha!'
'...cause cats like fish....'
'I do have quite a lot of hair.'
'Our stylist wants me to do a shoot in a mankini. I'm up for that.'
'You pet the dog, you screw the lightbulb, and then you just go crazy!'
'Wayne Rooney!'
'I'd be invisible.'
'What is porn?'
'Here's a coin. Keep the change, you filthy animal!'
'We owe all of our career to electricity!'
'I would date a fan, but she has to love me for me, not because I'm in One Direction.'
'We believe in you, old chaps!'
'I'm a big fat idiot!'
'I would a, either be a Power Ranger, or if it comes to heroes, I'd be the Incredible Hulk.'
'I like girls who eat carrots!'
'Yes, I like every type of cheese!'
'Fans always ask me to marry them, so I'm going to have a lot of wives.'
'A Barney-themed tune.'
'They can't hesitate, they can't laugh, and if I think it's wrong, it's wrong!'
'I'd probably be Susan Boyle....cause, um, you know, she's a good dancer.'
'Harry's nudity is contagious!'
'I'd pose naked for a hundred quid.'
'Finding a ham and cheese sandwich with a good ham to cheese ratio is always tricky.'
'It's all your fault, Paul!'
'She makes me wanna oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, ohohoh...'
'It's all about the bromances!'
'I have plans to rap on a future 1D track, so....'
'That's why I chose the back row of the cinema!'
'I hate dancing and I've never done it before and I just feel like an idiot.'
'It's been years and years since I've pulled out the...Superman card, if you will.'
'I used to have an imaginary friend, called Michael.'
'Sorry lads. Just a few technical difficulties.'
'What, like it's a war between McDonald's employees? Like, 'Get me the Big Mac?''
'I can't help but look into the crowd to see if I can see my future wife.'
'I love Sugarscape more than any other sweetener.'
'There's no towels in this place, so I just use toilet roll.'
'And I can see in the dark!'
'Zoe will be eating fruit off my naked body!'
'If you carry bananas with you when you drive, you can throw them at people.'
'I'm an eighth Belgium!'
'My first celebrity crush was J-Lo. Who can resist that bum?'
'I would probably do like a triple-backflip.'
'I can wrap a present...'
'Mary?...She's mine.... SHE'S MINE!'
'3, apple, game!'
'I want a simple bride that would lie under the stars with me.'
'What's up, dawg?'
(according to a fellow band member, he says this when they walk past paparazzi): 'Just smile and wave boys, smile and wave.'
'Send your collection our direction!'
'Triangle, triangle, triangle, triangle, triangle...triangle!'
'That was a love bite from Louis Tomlinson.'
'Someone's just eating CocoPuffs at the moment, and that's from Mrs. Lou Tomlinson. Oh, your wife!'
'I wish I had a girl to cuddle up to at night, rather than my pillow.'
'I'm absolutely peanuts off.'
QuoteBand Member
'My worst habit is getting naked all the time.'
'Harry's fans are so hardcore, you won't believe.'
'A triangle!'
'My first real crush was Louis Tomlinson.'
'Tourist t-shirts.'
'I'm the Irish one.'
'Sorry Mum!'
'I'm as terrifying as penguin?'
'If I wasn't in the band, I reckon I'd be a virgin.'
'Being single doesn't mean you're weak, it means that you're strong enough to wait for what you deserve.'
'I've got four nipples.'
(if he had one day to live, he'd): 'Surf!...See my family, as well...'
'I'm known as the more mature one.'
'As for you, stop having curly hair!'
'Do you think anyone knows I'm Irish?'
'What did you call the cat again?...You called it a pussy, didn't you?'
'Hi, I'm (his name) and I have TWO kidneys!'
'Two Mars Bars for a euro!'
'He's just upset because I put mayonnaise in his shoes.'
'I'm going for 1:58'
'Don't call a girl obsessed when she's in love.'
'Intelligence is sexy.'
'Oh my god man. Oh my god dude.'
'Well, judging by my eyebrows, mine would be quite huge!'
'Got the th-th-thesaurus!'
'I got my trousers pulled down in a service station by Louis Tomlinson!'
'Niam is definitely real.'
'Ah! Salt in my eye!'
'Daisy Hills.'
'Vas happenin mum? Vas happenin Mick (Jagger)?'
'I'm left handed, I play the guitar right handed.'
'The laptop, it's missing!'
'Niall is obsessed with Barack Obama.'
'AHH! The light!'
'Live life for the moment because everything else is uncertain.'
'This is a jumper.... It doesn't jump.'
'I like muffins, but I think they're just ugly cupcakes.'
'He's talking ****! I'm the real deal.'
'I don't want to date a model because models are perfect and perfect is boring.'
'It's not nice when they pull your hair.'
'Ice cream very loudly!'
'I don't think any of them would be a bad boyfriend...'
'The girls were lovely in the video!'
'I love pints, I love pints!'
'Will you marry me?'
'Zayn can make a girl faint just by looking at her. He truly is a power ranger!'
'The Cheetah Girls.'
'My mum got pushed over by a pink power ranger!'
'I try to be cool, but I'm not very good at it.'
'I don't think The Notebook is that great.'
'Niall once had a dream that all the food in the world was gone and he woke up crying.'
'Sleep 'til you're hungry, eat 'til you sleep.'
'Man, you've got luscious lips!'
(a tweet): 'hmmm I love my baby nandos :) x'
'The next shot, why don't we just dive off?'
'Did you swallow a dictionary on the way over here?'
'If it's legal, I'll marry food.'
'If I was a food, I'd be a Rogan Josh!'
'Simple, but effective....'
'I have a strange fear of spoons.'
'No, get off! This woman is trying to steal our award!'
'Two directions...that was not funny.'
(what he can't live without): ' heart.'
'Harry once shaved his initials into my legs!'
'I've tried to go for a bit of a smarter look. So I'm just trying to be a bit more serious.'
'Send your C-Section (our direction)'
'I have a picture on my nightstand with me and Harry.'
'...big issues in that lower department...'
'Cheeseburgers and jelly babies.'
'Hey, Lou, can I give you a blow job?'
'I'm a song!'
'I'm being slowly seduced by your curls.'
'I broke a pencil in half!'
(on strange rumors): 'I was dead once...twice.'
'And I'd marry you, Harry, cause it rhymes...'
'The vainest contestant in the house is Zayn Malik.'
'I like girls who have a nice, pretty face.'
'To know that you can have such a massive effect on somebody's life is really overwhelming.'
'Echo, echo, echo!'
'Not a beak, but the peak, of their fitness.'
QuoteBand Member
'DJ Malik, DJ Malik.'
'Nobody wants to see that.... Do you?'
'Ugh, Head and Shoulders, please!'
'With my knowledge and understanding of the football game, I feel like I should be a lot better at football.'
'Clearly, Liam doesn't have a favorite song. Mine, however, is 'Who Let the Dogs Out'''
'Yeah, usually you can hear me before you see me.'
'I love with my heart, not my eyes.'
'Direction One!'
'I am quite handy with a kazoo...'
'Louis has smelly feet.'
'Tell us about your mum, Harry.'
'Pixie Lott, because she's hot.'
'I think it's cute when girls sneeze.'
'I'd date a fan, as long as she didn't scream in my face.'
'Why did the mushroom go to the party? Because he was a fun-guy!'
'I'm a massive softy!'
'Harry's outside pelting snowballs. What he doesn't know is there's a door in the way, and windows, and he can't get me.'
'We love each other and we're gonna live happily ever after!'
'Move in with your aunty and uncle in Bel-Air!'
'Nobody can touch our fans except for us. Sorry, we get jealous easily.'
'Juggling with phones and wallet.'
'Oh, not you again. Go away.'
'...cause pizza is nicer....'
'What's a bucket list?'
'Since when are wrinkles hot?'
'We get paid in chocolate covered peanuts!'
'You may not be plastic, but you're fantastic! Never forget that.'
'I heard Barack's a party animal.'
''No' Jimmy protested.'
'Connie, do the washing up!'
'Fluffy, was it?'
'He's not an endurance man....Take it or leave it.'
'Liam Payne!!!...and Zayn 'overweight' Malik!!!'
(on the Hunger Games): 'Is the concept that you have to fight while being hungry? Like, are you still hungry while you're fighting?'
'I did not have a passport before One Direction.'
'Signing my first autograph was quite awkward because I didn't have one.'
'Vas happenin!'
(In response to a bandmate saying they'd be invisible as a superpower): 'You already are, haha!'
'I asked her singing to her. She dumped me the next day.'
'I never admit defeat!...Liam, you win...'
'Anyone who is funny and doesn't take herself too seriously is attractive to me.'
'I'd be a birthday cake because I'd have a year before I got eaten.'
'I'm tired and it's winter!'
'I really like white, fluffy sheep.'
'Howdy! Guess what? I got my first bra!'
'That's a very interesting question...attacked by angry birds!'
''s a man's world.'
'We're all just normal people...' (Harry then slaps him)
'Step one: put your dick in a box.'
'Not Jim, he's a different guy. I brought them down to THE gym to get some workout.'
'You horrible man!'
'Wrong answer!'
'Oh my god, let's go surfing! Oh my god, this is great!'
'The fun is all in the chase.'
'ummm...looking for the remote...'
'If you liked it, don't come back.'
'I really fancy Susan Boyle.'
'It's not our interview, but I'm gonna butt in, anyway.'
'We're not robots. We have feelings; we, we go through things, too.'
'I'd like to make a shout out. SHOUT OUT!'
'Holy fuc-dgecakes.... Holy fudgecakes!'
'We've been pulled over cause we were driving too slow!'
'If he's a bit tired, I'll go behind and push him along.'
'Trouser, trouser, trouser...Right in the balls! That's what I'm talking about!'
'We don't take showers!'
'1, 2, 3...7!'
'I like rabbits!'
'I haven't got insurance.'
'Now, to the untrained eye, this may look like a giant baby group, but we think it's goddamn cool!'
'I dedicate 'I Want' to Nandos.'
'Let's do this poo!'
'What's the crack-a-lacka-doo-doo?'
'Get out of my kitchen!'
'I wear two pairs of socks every day.'
'...turning the page is the best feeling in the world because you realize there's so much more to the book than the page you were stuck on.'
'I split my trousers!'

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