Who Said What: One Direction

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QuoteBand Member
(on the nicest thing something has done for him): 'Kiss my face!'
'Howdy! Guess what? I got my first bra!'
'Schooley-booley!'
'Tourist t-shirts.'
'I love Sugarscape more than any other sweetener.'
'What, like it's a war between McDonald's employees? Like, 'Get me the Big Mac?''
'3, apple, game!'
'Since when are wrinkles hot?'
'We believe in you, old chaps!'
'What is porn?'
'Sorry Mum!'
'Oh my god, let's go surfing! Oh my god, this is great!'
'The girls were lovely in the video!'
'It's not our interview, but I'm gonna butt in, anyway.'
'What's up, dawg?'
'AHH! The light!'
'We owe all of our career to electricity!'
'Echo, echo, echo!'
'I never admit defeat!...Liam, you win...'
'Yes, I like every type of cheese!'
'The vainest contestant in the house is Zayn Malik.'
'Why did the mushroom go to the party? Because he was a fun-guy!'
'This is a jumper.... It doesn't jump.'
'Oh grandma, what's my name?'
'I think it's cute when girls sneeze.'
'My worst habit is getting naked all the time.'
'He's just upset because I put mayonnaise in his shoes.'
'Three bananas for a euro.'
'I'm tired and it's winter!'
'And I'd marry you, Harry, cause it rhymes...'
'Hey, Lou, can I give you a blow job?'
'Ah! Salt in my eye!'
'1, 2, 3...7!'
'Potato!'
'I'd pose naked for a hundred quid.'
'Wrong answer!'
'...turning the page is the best feeling in the world because you realize there's so much more to the book than the page you were stuck on.'
'Well...it's a man's world.'
'Tell us about your mum, Harry.'
'I've tried to go for a bit of a smarter look. So I'm just trying to be a bit more serious.'
'My pants will fall down when, if, I farted!'
'I like rabbits!'
'We get paid in chocolate covered peanuts!'
'Fans always ask me to marry them, so I'm going to have a lot of wives.'
'I got my trousers pulled down in a service station by Louis Tomlinson!'
'The laptop, it's missing!'
'I wear two pairs of socks every day.'
'Triangle, triangle, triangle, triangle, triangle...triangle!'
'I really like white, fluffy sheep.'
'What did you call the cat again?...You called it a pussy, didn't you?'
'Hesitation!'
'I try to be cool, but I'm not very good at it.'
'I like girls who have a nice, pretty face.'
'She makes me wanna oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, ohohoh...'
''No' Jimmy protested.'
'If you liked it, don't come back.'
'A Barney-themed tune.'
'I don't think The Notebook is that great.'
'Someone's just eating CocoPuffs at the moment, and that's from Mrs. Lou Tomlinson. Oh, your wife!'
'We're not robots. We have feelings; we, we go through things, too.'
'That's a very interesting question...attacked by angry birds!'
'Anyone who is funny and doesn't take herself too seriously is attractive to me.'
'I have plans to rap on a future 1D track, so....'
'Oh, not you again. Go away.'
'Narnia!'
'No, get off! This woman is trying to steal our award!'
'I'm left handed, I play the guitar right handed.'
'I don't even say that anymore!'
'I would probably do like a triple-backflip.'
'I'm a big fat idiot!'
'It's all about the bromances!'
'If he's a bit tired, I'll go behind and push him along.'
'Niam is definitely real.'
'Harry's nudity is contagious!'
'Not a beak, but the peak, of their fitness.'
'I do have quite a lot of hair.'
'I want a simple bride that would lie under the stars with me.'
'Niall can be really scared by thunder storms....So...we all four sneak into his bed and cuddle him.'
(on strange rumors): 'I was dead once...twice.'
'Eat more Wagon Wheels!'
'I broke a pencil in half!'
QuoteBand Member
'Yeah, usually you can hear me before you see me.'
'I'm as terrifying as a...as a...baby penguin?'
'Mary?...She's mine.... SHE'S MINE!'
'My first real crush was Louis Tomlinson.'
'I hate dancing and I've never done it before and I just feel like an idiot.'
'Move in with your aunty and uncle in Bel-Air!'
'It was an expensive boat, but we did steal it, so.'
'I'd be invisible.'
'I don't think any of them would be a bad boyfriend...'
'I would a, either be a Power Ranger, or if it comes to heroes, I'd be the Incredible Hulk.'
'Hi, I'm (his name) and I have TWO kidneys!'
'Intelligence is sexy.'
'I split my trousers!'
'It's all your fault, Paul!'
'I have a strange fear of spoons.'
'What's the crack-a-lacka-doo-doo?'
'It's been years and years since I've pulled out the...Superman card, if you will.'
'Ugh, Head and Shoulders, please!'
'I'm a song!'
'I can wrap a present...'
'We don't take showers!'
'It's not nice when they pull your hair.'
'I like girls who eat carrots!'
'He's not an endurance man....Take it or leave it.'
'The fun is all in the chase.'
'Oreos.'
'I don't want to date a model because models are perfect and perfect is boring.'
'...cause cats like fish....'
'Here's a coin. Keep the change, you filthy animal!'
'He's talking ****! I'm the real deal.'
'You pet the dog, you screw the lightbulb, and then you just go crazy!'
(a tweet): 'hmmm I love my baby nandos :) x'
'I'm a very protective boyfriend, yes.'
'That's why I chose the back row of the cinema!'
(on where he sees himself in 20 years): 'My hairline recedes!'
'Vas happenin mum? Vas happenin Mick (Jagger)?'
'I really fancy Katy Perry.'
'I love Big Red Bus!'
'I'm absolutely freezing...my peanuts off.'
'You horrible man!'
'If I was a food, I'd be a Rogan Josh!'
'I'd be a birthday cake because I'd have a year before I got eaten.'
'Well, judging by my eyebrows, mine would be quite huge!'
'Not Jim, he's a different guy. I brought them down to THE gym to get some workout.'
'Signing my first autograph was quite awkward because I didn't have one.'
'Niall once had a dream that all the food in the world was gone and he woke up crying.'
'I can't help but look into the crowd to see if I can see my future wife.'
'Fluffy, was it?'
'I haven't got insurance.'
'I'd probably be Susan Boyle....cause, um, you know, she's a good dancer.'
(on which band member he'd be for a week): 'I'd be Max!'
'Connie, do the washing up!'
'I used to have an imaginary friend, called Michael.'
'I love with my heart, not my eyes.'
'Don't call a girl obsessed when she's in love.'
'There's no towels in this place, so I just use toilet roll.'
'I'd date a fan, as long as she didn't scream in my face.'
'My first celebrity crush was J-Lo. Who can resist that bum?'
'Get out of my kitchen!'
'Referee!!??!'
'I am quite handy with a kazoo...'
'And I can see in the dark!'
'Louis has smelly feet.'
'I would date a fan, but she has to love me for me, not because I'm in One Direction.'
'ummm...looking for the remote...'
'As for you, stop having curly hair!'
'I'm going for 1:58'
'I'm a massive softy!'
'Commando!'
'If it's legal, I'll marry food.'
'Oh my god man. Oh my god dude.'
'Step one: put your dick in a box.'
'I'm the Irish one.'
'Let's do this poo!'
'I'm being slowly seduced by your curls.'
'Live life for the moment because everything else is uncertain.'
'Did you swallow a dictionary on the way over here?'
'Sleep 'til you're hungry, eat 'til you sleep.'
'A triangle!'
'Got the th-th-thesaurus!'
'We love each other and we're gonna live happily ever after!'
QuoteBand Member
'We're the four best friends!'
'The Cheetah Girls.'
'Vas happenin!'
'Harry once shaved his initials into my legs!'
'Trouser, trouser, trouser...Right in the balls! That's what I'm talking about!'
'I don't wear socks.'
(on the Hunger Games): 'Is the concept that you have to fight while being hungry? Like, are you still hungry while you're fighting?'
'Juggling with phones and wallet.'
'I'm an eighth Belgium!'
'I heard Barack's a party animal.'
'...big issues in that lower department...'
'Wayne Rooney!'
'Our stylist wants me to do a shoot in a mankini. I'm up for that.'
'Nobody can touch our fans except for us. Sorry, we get jealous easily.'
'With my knowledge and understanding of the football game, I feel like I should be a lot better at football.'
'Harry's fans are so hardcore, you won't believe.'
'Liam Payne!!!...and Zayn 'overweight' Malik!!!'
'My mum got pushed over by a pink power ranger!'
'Send your collection our direction!'
(In response to a bandmate saying they'd be invisible as a superpower): 'You already are, haha!'
'As you all know, I'm a boy of very few words. Thank you.'
'I'd like to make a shout out. SHOUT OUT!'
'DJ Malik, DJ Malik.'
'Now, to the untrained eye, this may look like a giant baby group, but we think it's goddamn cool!'
'I love pints, I love pints!'
'I asked her out...by singing to her. She dumped me the next day.'
'I really fancy Susan Boyle.'
'I wish I had a girl to cuddle up to at night, rather than my pillow.'
'I've got four nipples.'
'I'm known as the more mature one.'
'They can't hesitate, they can't laugh, and if I think it's wrong, it's wrong!'
'Ice cream very loudly!'
'We're all just normal people...' (Harry then slaps him)
'Do you think anyone knows I'm Irish?'
'Holy fuc-dgecakes.... Holy fudgecakes!'
'Direction One!'
'I did not have a passport before One Direction.'
'To know that you can have such a massive effect on somebody's life is really overwhelming.'
'We love it when Harry's naked!'
'Two minutes, dead. Wha!'
'I'd be Niall, cause I wonder what goes on in his head sometimes.'
(if he had one day to live, he'd): 'Surf!...See my family, as well...'
'Daisy Hills.'
'Zayn can make a girl faint just by looking at her. He truly is a power ranger!'
'I'm a Bradford badboy, yo!'
'I like muffins, but I think they're just ugly cupcakes.'
'Niall is obsessed with Barack Obama.'
'Two Mars Bars for a euro!'
'What's a bucket list?'
'I dedicate 'I Want' to Nandos.'
'I have a picture on my nightstand with me and Harry.'
'I threw a TV out the window when I was six years old.'
'I told Liam I was gonna go to his house and then I never did. And now he doesn't like me.'
'Simple, but effective....'
'...cause pizza is nicer....'
'Being single doesn't mean you're weak, it means that you're strong enough to wait for what you deserve.'
'If I wasn't in the band, I reckon I'd be a virgin.'
'The next shot, why don't we just dive off?'
'I'm most likely to do nudity.'
'Sounds corny, but it's my thing.'
'Man, you've got luscious lips!'
'Clearly, Liam doesn't have a favorite song. Mine, however, is 'Who Let the Dogs Out'''
'Cheeseburgers and jelly babies.'
(in reply to 'A girl once showed her breasts!'): 'We loved it!'
'We've been pulled over cause we were driving too slow!'
'Will you marry me?'
'Zoe will be eating fruit off my naked body!'
'Sorry lads. Just a few technical difficulties.'
'If you carry bananas with you when you drive, you can throw them at people.'
'If I weren't in the band, I'd be an English teacher.'
'Two directions...that was not funny.'
'Finding a ham and cheese sandwich with a good ham to cheese ratio is always tricky.'
'Harry's outside pelting snowballs. What he doesn't know is there's a door in the way, and windows, and he can't get me.'
'That was a love bite from Louis Tomlinson.'
'Pixie Lott, because she's hot.'
'Nobody wants to see that.... Do you?'
'I'm putting my hat on, what the hell does it look like?...oh, god.'
'Send your C-Section (our direction)'
'You may not be plastic, but you're fantastic! Never forget that.'
(what he can't live without): '...my heart.'
(according to a fellow band member, he says this when they walk past paparazzi): 'Just smile and wave boys, smile and wave.'

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