Who Said What: One Direction

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QuoteBand Member
'A triangle!'
'To know that you can have such a massive effect on somebody's life is really overwhelming.'
'Yes, I like every type of cheese!'
'I used to have an imaginary friend, called Michael.'
'This is a jumper.... It doesn't jump.'
'I like muffins, but I think they're just ugly cupcakes.'
'Wrong answer!'
'Well...it's a man's world.'
'I'm being slowly seduced by your curls.'
'Yeah, usually you can hear me before you see me.'
'There's no towels in this place, so I just use toilet roll.'
'I haven't got insurance.'
(on the Hunger Games): 'Is the concept that you have to fight while being hungry? Like, are you still hungry while you're fighting?'
'Intelligence is sexy.'
'My first celebrity crush was J-Lo. Who can resist that bum?'
'I'd be a birthday cake because I'd have a year before I got eaten.'
'It's not nice when they pull your hair.'
(on where he sees himself in 20 years): 'My hairline recedes!'
'3, apple, game!'
'I have a strange fear of spoons.'
'You pet the dog, you screw the lightbulb, and then you just go crazy!'
'...cause pizza is nicer....'
'I really fancy Katy Perry.'
'You horrible man!'
'Niall once had a dream that all the food in the world was gone and he woke up crying.'
'Triangle, triangle, triangle, triangle, triangle...triangle!'
'Zayn can make a girl faint just by looking at her. He truly is a power ranger!'
'We're not robots. We have feelings; we, we go through things, too.'
'Sleep 'til you're hungry, eat 'til you sleep.'
'If you carry bananas with you when you drive, you can throw them at people.'
'I threw a TV out the window when I was six years old.'
'I don't even say that anymore!'
'Fans always ask me to marry them, so I'm going to have a lot of wives.'
'Got the th-th-thesaurus!'
'Someone's just eating CocoPuffs at the moment, and that's from Mrs. Lou Tomlinson. Oh, your wife!'
'Sorry Mum!'
'Harry once shaved his initials into my legs!'
(if he had one day to live, he'd): 'Surf!...See my family, as well...'
'My pants will fall down when, if, I farted!'
'I would probably do like a triple-backflip.'
(in reply to 'A girl once showed her breasts!'): 'We loved it!'
'The Cheetah Girls.'
'Vas happenin!'
'Two Mars Bars for a euro!'
'Let's do this poo!'
'Did you swallow a dictionary on the way over here?'
'Vas happenin mum? Vas happenin Mick (Jagger)?'
'I don't think The Notebook is that great.'
'Liam Payne!!!...and Zayn 'overweight' Malik!!!'
'I split my trousers!'
'And I can see in the dark!'
'Don't call a girl obsessed when she's in love.'
'Howdy! Guess what? I got my first bra!'
'Louis has smelly feet.'
'If I was a food, I'd be a Rogan Josh!'
'I'd be invisible.'
'Anyone who is funny and doesn't take herself too seriously is attractive to me.'
'If he's a bit tired, I'll go behind and push him along.'
'As you all know, I'm a boy of very few words. Thank you.'
'We don't take showers!'
'Why did the mushroom go to the party? Because he was a fun-guy!'
'I heard Barack's a party animal.'
'Ah! Salt in my eye!'
'Send your C-Section (our direction)'
'With my knowledge and understanding of the football game, I feel like I should be a lot better at football.'
'Trouser, trouser, trouser...Right in the balls! That's what I'm talking about!'
'...cause cats like fish....'
'Oh grandma, what's my name?'
'I hate dancing and I've never done it before and I just feel like an idiot.'
'Harry's nudity is contagious!'
'Oh my god man. Oh my god dude.'
(on the nicest thing something has done for him): 'Kiss my face!'
'...big issues in that lower department...'
'It's not our interview, but I'm gonna butt in, anyway.'
'If you liked it, don't come back.'
'We're the four best friends!'
'My first real crush was Louis Tomlinson.'
'I'd date a fan, as long as she didn't scream in my face.'
'I'm absolutely freezing...my peanuts off.'
QuoteBand Member
'I don't think any of them would be a bad boyfriend...'
'Clearly, Liam doesn't have a favorite song. Mine, however, is 'Who Let the Dogs Out'''
'We believe in you, old chaps!'
'I think it's cute when girls sneeze.'
'They can't hesitate, they can't laugh, and if I think it's wrong, it's wrong!'
'Harry's fans are so hardcore, you won't believe.'
'Two minutes, dead. Wha!'
'I did not have a passport before One Direction.'
'Connie, do the washing up!'
'I never admit defeat!...Liam, you win...'
'I want a simple bride that would lie under the stars with me.'
'I'd pose naked for a hundred quid.'
'1, 2, 3...7!'
'Not a beak, but the peak, of their fitness.'
'I'm left handed, I play the guitar right handed.'
'AHH! The light!'
'It's been years and years since I've pulled out the...Superman card, if you will.'
'Oh, not you again. Go away.'
'I'm known as the more mature one.'
'I am quite handy with a kazoo...'
'Move in with your aunty and uncle in Bel-Air!'
'That was a love bite from Louis Tomlinson.'
'I like girls who eat carrots!'
'Holy fuc-dgecakes.... Holy fudgecakes!'
'What's the crack-a-lacka-doo-doo?'
'I can wrap a present...'
'I asked her out...by singing to her. She dumped me the next day.'
'I broke a pencil in half!'
'I love with my heart, not my eyes.'
'Fluffy, was it?'
'I'd be Niall, cause I wonder what goes on in his head sometimes.'
'Direction One!'
'My worst habit is getting naked all the time.'
'I'm a very protective boyfriend, yes.'
'The vainest contestant in the house is Zayn Malik.'
'What is porn?'
'If I weren't in the band, I'd be an English teacher.'
'He's talking ****! I'm the real deal.'
'Here's a coin. Keep the change, you filthy animal!'
'Live life for the moment because everything else is uncertain.'
(a tweet): 'hmmm I love my baby nandos :) x'
'Nobody can touch our fans except for us. Sorry, we get jealous easily.'
'I'm a big fat idiot!'
'Well, judging by my eyebrows, mine would be quite huge!'
'Will you marry me?'
'It was an expensive boat, but we did steal it, so.'
'I really like white, fluffy sheep.'
'Our stylist wants me to do a shoot in a mankini. I'm up for that.'
'ummm...looking for the remote...'
'We're all just normal people...' (Harry then slaps him)
'Tell us about your mum, Harry.'
'...turning the page is the best feeling in the world because you realize there's so much more to the book than the page you were stuck on.'
(according to a fellow band member, he says this when they walk past paparazzi): 'Just smile and wave boys, smile and wave.'
'What's a bucket list?'
'I would a, either be a Power Ranger, or if it comes to heroes, I'd be the Incredible Hulk.'
'I told Liam I was gonna go to his house and then I never did. And now he doesn't like me.'
(on which band member he'd be for a week): 'I'd be Max!'
'Daisy Hills.'
'I don't wear socks.'
'A Barney-themed tune.'
'No, get off! This woman is trying to steal our award!'
'I'm tired and it's winter!'
'The laptop, it's missing!'
'I love Big Red Bus!'
'Eat more Wagon Wheels!'
'I wish I had a girl to cuddle up to at night, rather than my pillow.'
'Zoe will be eating fruit off my naked body!'
'I'm a massive softy!'
'The next shot, why don't we just dive off?'
'Niall is obsessed with Barack Obama.'
'I've tried to go for a bit of a smarter look. So I'm just trying to be a bit more serious.'
'I'm as terrifying as a...as a...baby penguin?'
'Finding a ham and cheese sandwich with a good ham to cheese ratio is always tricky.'
'Tourist t-shirts.'
'She makes me wanna oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, ohohoh...'
'I wear two pairs of socks every day.'
'We get paid in chocolate covered peanuts!'
'You may not be plastic, but you're fantastic! Never forget that.'
QuoteBand Member
'The girls were lovely in the video!'
'Signing my first autograph was quite awkward because I didn't have one.'
'I'm going for 1:58'
'It's all your fault, Paul!'
'Cheeseburgers and jelly babies.'
'I dedicate 'I Want' to Nandos.'
'I'm the Irish one.'
'What did you call the cat again?...You called it a pussy, didn't you?'
'Since when are wrinkles hot?'
'Now, to the untrained eye, this may look like a giant baby group, but we think it's goddamn cool!'
'Harry's outside pelting snowballs. What he doesn't know is there's a door in the way, and windows, and he can't get me.'
''No' Jimmy protested.'
'My mum got pushed over by a pink power ranger!'
'We love each other and we're gonna live happily ever after!'
'Nobody wants to see that.... Do you?'
'Echo, echo, echo!'
'Niall can be really scared by thunder storms....So...we all four sneak into his bed and cuddle him.'
(on strange rumors): 'I was dead once...twice.'
'I try to be cool, but I'm not very good at it.'
'The fun is all in the chase.'
'If it's legal, I'll marry food.'
'I do have quite a lot of hair.'
'I'd like to make a shout out. SHOUT OUT!'
'DJ Malik, DJ Malik.'
'That's a very interesting question...attacked by angry birds!'
'I like rabbits!'
'Hi, I'm (his name) and I have TWO kidneys!'
'I can't help but look into the crowd to see if I can see my future wife.'
'If I wasn't in the band, I reckon I'd be a virgin.'
'Ugh, Head and Shoulders, please!'
'Hey, Lou, can I give you a blow job?'
'I really fancy Susan Boyle.'
'Two directions...that was not funny.'
'Send your collection our direction!'
'I've got four nipples.'
'Do you think anyone knows I'm Irish?'
'We love it when Harry's naked!'
'Step one: put your dick in a box.'
'I'm a song!'
'I'm most likely to do nudity.'
'Wayne Rooney!'
'What's up, dawg?'
'Mary?...She's mine.... SHE'S MINE!'
'I'm a Bradford badboy, yo!'
'I have a picture on my nightstand with me and Harry.'
'Niam is definitely real.'
'Oh my god, let's go surfing! Oh my god, this is great!'
'Pixie Lott, because she's hot.'
'I love Sugarscape more than any other sweetener.'
'We owe all of our career to electricity!'
'Being single doesn't mean you're weak, it means that you're strong enough to wait for what you deserve.'
'Juggling with phones and wallet.'
'I don't want to date a model because models are perfect and perfect is boring.'
'Simple, but effective....'
'I have plans to rap on a future 1D track, so....'
'He's just upset because I put mayonnaise in his shoes.'
'It's all about the bromances!'
'And I'd marry you, Harry, cause it rhymes...'
'Three bananas for a euro.'
'I like girls who have a nice, pretty face.'
'I'd probably be Susan Boyle....cause, um, you know, she's a good dancer.'
(what he can't live without): '...my heart.'
'What, like it's a war between McDonald's employees? Like, 'Get me the Big Mac?''
'We've been pulled over cause we were driving too slow!'
'Get out of my kitchen!'
'Sounds corny, but it's my thing.'
'Sorry lads. Just a few technical difficulties.'
'I'm an eighth Belgium!'
'I'm putting my hat on, what the hell does it look like?...oh, god.'
'Man, you've got luscious lips!'
'I would date a fan, but she has to love me for me, not because I'm in One Direction.'
'Not Jim, he's a different guy. I brought them down to THE gym to get some workout.'
'That's why I chose the back row of the cinema!'
'He's not an endurance man....Take it or leave it.'
'As for you, stop having curly hair!'
(In response to a bandmate saying they'd be invisible as a superpower): 'You already are, haha!'
'I love pints, I love pints!'
'I got my trousers pulled down in a service station by Louis Tomlinson!'
'Ice cream very loudly!'

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