Who Said What: One Direction

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QuoteBand Member
(on the nicest thing something has done for him): 'Kiss my face!'
'It's all about the bromances!'
'I don't even say that anymore!'
'Vas happenin mum? Vas happenin Mick (Jagger)?'
'AHH! The light!'
'Nobody wants to see that.... Do you?'
'I'm a song!'
'I think it's cute when girls sneeze.'
'Well...it's a man's world.'
'Move in with your aunty and uncle in Bel-Air!'
'I asked her out...by singing to her. She dumped me the next day.'
'Being single doesn't mean you're weak, it means that you're strong enough to wait for what you deserve.'
'Schooley-booley!'
'I haven't got insurance.'
'My mum got pushed over by a pink power ranger!'
(if he had one day to live, he'd): 'Surf!...See my family, as well...'
'I threw a TV out the window when I was six years old.'
'This is a jumper.... It doesn't jump.'
(on which band member he'd be for a week): 'I'd be Max!'
'Connie, do the washing up!'
'Finding a ham and cheese sandwich with a good ham to cheese ratio is always tricky.'
'I like muffins, but I think they're just ugly cupcakes.'
'Tourist t-shirts.'
'The Cheetah Girls.'
'Zoe will be eating fruit off my naked body!'
'I would a, either be a Power Ranger, or if it comes to heroes, I'd be the Incredible Hulk.'
'What is porn?'
'Louis has smelly feet.'
'It's all your fault, Paul!'
'I told Liam I was gonna go to his house and then I never did. And now he doesn't like me.'
'Trouser, trouser, trouser...Right in the balls! That's what I'm talking about!'
'I really fancy Susan Boyle.'
'If I weren't in the band, I'd be an English teacher.'
'I try to be cool, but I'm not very good at it.'
(according to a fellow band member, he says this when they walk past paparazzi): 'Just smile and wave boys, smile and wave.'
'Ice cream very loudly!'
'I wear two pairs of socks every day.'
'A triangle!'
'I'm the Irish one.'
'I'm tired and it's winter!'
'Harry's outside pelting snowballs. What he doesn't know is there's a door in the way, and windows, and he can't get me.'
'I've tried to go for a bit of a smarter look. So I'm just trying to be a bit more serious.'
'Niall once had a dream that all the food in the world was gone and he woke up crying.'
'You horrible man!'
'...turning the page is the best feeling in the world because you realize there's so much more to the book than the page you were stuck on.'
'The laptop, it's missing!'
'I like girls who eat carrots!'
'I'd like to make a shout out. SHOUT OUT!'
'Narnia!'
'We love it when Harry's naked!'
'Nobody can touch our fans except for us. Sorry, we get jealous easily.'
'I'm left handed, I play the guitar right handed.'
'We don't take showers!'
'Oh grandma, what's my name?'
'Live life for the moment because everything else is uncertain.'
'Ah! Salt in my eye!'
'Eat more Wagon Wheels!'
'Echo, echo, echo!'
'Step one: put your dick in a box.'
'Will you marry me?'
'To know that you can have such a massive effect on somebody's life is really overwhelming.'
'Hey, Lou, can I give you a blow job?'
(on strange rumors): 'I was dead once...twice.'
'You pet the dog, you screw the lightbulb, and then you just go crazy!'
'I would date a fan, but she has to love me for me, not because I'm in One Direction.'
'I'm being slowly seduced by your curls.'
'He's just upset because I put mayonnaise in his shoes.'
'I am quite handy with a kazoo...'
'Intelligence is sexy.'
'I heard Barack's a party animal.'
'I like girls who have a nice, pretty face.'
'I don't think any of them would be a bad boyfriend...'
'Juggling with phones and wallet.'
'Sorry Mum!'
'If you carry bananas with you when you drive, you can throw them at people.'
'It was an expensive boat, but we did steal it, so.'
'I'm a Bradford badboy, yo!'
'If you liked it, don't come back.'
'I'm an eighth Belgium!'
'No, get off! This woman is trying to steal our award!'
'If I wasn't in the band, I reckon I'd be a virgin.'
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'A Barney-themed tune.'
'What's a bucket list?'
'It's not our interview, but I'm gonna butt in, anyway.'
'What's the crack-a-lacka-doo-doo?'
'I got my trousers pulled down in a service station by Louis Tomlinson!'
'I'd be invisible.'
'Anyone who is funny and doesn't take herself too seriously is attractive to me.'
'We've been pulled over cause we were driving too slow!'
'Oreos.'
'I used to have an imaginary friend, called Michael.'
'Not a beak, but the peak, of their fitness.'
'Hi, I'm (his name) and I have TWO kidneys!'
(on where he sees himself in 20 years): 'My hairline recedes!'
'I'd date a fan, as long as she didn't scream in my face.'
'I do have quite a lot of hair.'
'Niall is obsessed with Barack Obama.'
'My first celebrity crush was J-Lo. Who can resist that bum?'
'Referee!!??!'
'Clearly, Liam doesn't have a favorite song. Mine, however, is 'Who Let the Dogs Out'''
'What's up, dawg?'
'I split my trousers!'
'I really like white, fluffy sheep.'
'Did you swallow a dictionary on the way over here?'
'My worst habit is getting naked all the time.'
'Holy fuc-dgecakes.... Holy fudgecakes!'
(In response to a bandmate saying they'd be invisible as a superpower): 'You already are, haha!'
'We're all just normal people...' (Harry then slaps him)
(a tweet): 'hmmm I love my baby nandos :) x'
'I'm a massive softy!'
'It's not nice when they pull your hair.'
'Our stylist wants me to do a shoot in a mankini. I'm up for that.'
'Well, judging by my eyebrows, mine would be quite huge!'
'Cheeseburgers and jelly babies.'
'They can't hesitate, they can't laugh, and if I think it's wrong, it's wrong!'
'I'm a big fat idiot!'
'Got the th-th-thesaurus!'
'Here's a coin. Keep the change, you filthy animal!'
'Simple, but effective....'
'I'm putting my hat on, what the hell does it look like?...oh, god.'
'...cause cats like fish....'
'He's not an endurance man....Take it or leave it.'
'Daisy Hills.'
'I want a simple bride that would lie under the stars with me.'
'As you all know, I'm a boy of very few words. Thank you.'
'Two Mars Bars for a euro!'
'I've got four nipples.'
'1, 2, 3...7!'
'Harry's fans are so hardcore, you won't believe.'
'If I was a food, I'd be a Rogan Josh!'
'Three bananas for a euro.'
'I dedicate 'I Want' to Nandos.'
'I'm most likely to do nudity.'
'I'm a very protective boyfriend, yes.'
'My pants will fall down when, if, I farted!'
'I'd be Niall, cause I wonder what goes on in his head sometimes.'
'I don't wear socks.'
'Pixie Lott, because she's hot.'
'The vainest contestant in the house is Zayn Malik.'
'I don't want to date a model because models are perfect and perfect is boring.'
'Harry once shaved his initials into my legs!'
'...cause pizza is nicer....'
'We're not robots. We have feelings; we, we go through things, too.'
'Sounds corny, but it's my thing.'
'Howdy! Guess what? I got my first bra!'
'Why did the mushroom go to the party? Because he was a fun-guy!'
'I'd probably be Susan Boyle....cause, um, you know, she's a good dancer.'
'It's been years and years since I've pulled out the...Superman card, if you will.'
'I'd be a birthday cake because I'd have a year before I got eaten.'
'Harry's nudity is contagious!'
'There's no towels in this place, so I just use toilet roll.'
'Tell us about your mum, Harry.'
'Oh my god, let's go surfing! Oh my god, this is great!'
''No' Jimmy protested.'
'As for you, stop having curly hair!'
'I love with my heart, not my eyes.'
'Let's do this poo!'
'Signing my first autograph was quite awkward because I didn't have one.'
(in reply to 'A girl once showed her breasts!'): 'We loved it!'
'I like rabbits!'
'What did you call the cat again?...You called it a pussy, didn't you?'
'Niam is definitely real.'
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'Mary?...She's mine.... SHE'S MINE!'
'I wish I had a girl to cuddle up to at night, rather than my pillow.'
'We're the four best friends!'
'I'm known as the more mature one.'
'I'd pose naked for a hundred quid.'
'Send your collection our direction!'
'I can wrap a present...'
'I'm going for 1:58'
'I hate dancing and I've never done it before and I just feel like an idiot.'
'Zayn can make a girl faint just by looking at her. He truly is a power ranger!'
'Since when are wrinkles hot?'
'If it's legal, I'll marry food.'
'Sorry lads. Just a few technical difficulties.'
'I love Sugarscape more than any other sweetener.'
'The next shot, why don't we just dive off?'
'Yes, I like every type of cheese!'
'3, apple, game!'
'Don't call a girl obsessed when she's in love.'
'Hesitation!'
'Ugh, Head and Shoulders, please!'
'If he's a bit tired, I'll go behind and push him along.'
'I would probably do like a triple-backflip.'
'I love Big Red Bus!'
'I'm as terrifying as a...as a...baby penguin?'
'I really fancy Katy Perry.'
(on the Hunger Games): 'Is the concept that you have to fight while being hungry? Like, are you still hungry while you're fighting?'
'We believe in you, old chaps!'
'Wayne Rooney!'
'Get out of my kitchen!'
'Oh my god man. Oh my god dude.'
'Potato!'
'I have a strange fear of spoons.'
'The girls were lovely in the video!'
'That was a love bite from Louis Tomlinson.'
'Direction One!'
'We owe all of our career to electricity!'
'Commando!'
'That's why I chose the back row of the cinema!'
'That's a very interesting question...attacked by angry birds!'
'Send your C-Section (our direction)'
'Triangle, triangle, triangle, triangle, triangle...triangle!'
'I don't think The Notebook is that great.'
'And I'd marry you, Harry, cause it rhymes...'
'Two minutes, dead. Wha!'
'I broke a pencil in half!'
'Oh, not you again. Go away.'
'The fun is all in the chase.'
'Not Jim, he's a different guy. I brought them down to THE gym to get some workout.'
(what he can't live without): '...my heart.'
'...big issues in that lower department...'
'Fans always ask me to marry them, so I'm going to have a lot of wives.'
'With my knowledge and understanding of the football game, I feel like I should be a lot better at football.'
'She makes me wanna oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, ohohoh...'
'ummm...looking for the remote...'
'I love pints, I love pints!'
'Niall can be really scared by thunder storms....So...we all four sneak into his bed and cuddle him.'
'Sleep 'til you're hungry, eat 'til you sleep.'
'Fluffy, was it?'
'We get paid in chocolate covered peanuts!'
'I'm absolutely freezing...my peanuts off.'
'My first real crush was Louis Tomlinson.'
'Now, to the untrained eye, this may look like a giant baby group, but we think it's goddamn cool!'
'And I can see in the dark!'
'He's talking ****! I'm the real deal.'
'We love each other and we're gonna live happily ever after!'
'Wrong answer!'
'Yeah, usually you can hear me before you see me.'
'What, like it's a war between McDonald's employees? Like, 'Get me the Big Mac?''
'Liam Payne!!!...and Zayn 'overweight' Malik!!!'
'I never admit defeat!...Liam, you win...'
'I have a picture on my nightstand with me and Harry.'
'You may not be plastic, but you're fantastic! Never forget that.'
'I have plans to rap on a future 1D track, so....'
'Someone's just eating CocoPuffs at the moment, and that's from Mrs. Lou Tomlinson. Oh, your wife!'
'I can't help but look into the crowd to see if I can see my future wife.'
'Do you think anyone knows I'm Irish?'
'Man, you've got luscious lips!'
'Vas happenin!'
'DJ Malik, DJ Malik.'
'I did not have a passport before One Direction.'
'Two directions...that was not funny.'

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