Who Said What: One Direction

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QuoteBand Member
'What is porn?'
'We get paid in chocolate covered peanuts!'
'Vas happenin mum? Vas happenin Mick (Jagger)?'
'Oh my god man. Oh my god dude.'
'Harry's nudity is contagious!'
'I have a picture on my nightstand with me and Harry.'
'I think it's cute when girls sneeze.'
'Signing my first autograph was quite awkward because I didn't have one.'
'My pants will fall down when, if, I farted!'
'Not Jim, he's a different guy. I brought them down to THE gym to get some workout.'
'I want a simple bride that would lie under the stars with me.'
'I like muffins, but I think they're just ugly cupcakes.'
'Niam is definitely real.'
'I asked her out...by singing to her. She dumped me the next day.'
'Why did the mushroom go to the party? Because he was a fun-guy!'
'I can't help but look into the crowd to see if I can see my future wife.'
'Our stylist wants me to do a shoot in a mankini. I'm up for that.'
'Oh my god, let's go surfing! Oh my god, this is great!'
'This is a jumper.... It doesn't jump.'
'Two Mars Bars for a euro!'
'As you all know, I'm a boy of very few words. Thank you.'
'I've got four nipples.'
'...turning the page is the best feeling in the world because you realize there's so much more to the book than the page you were stuck on.'
'Do you think anyone knows I'm Irish?'
'What's the crack-a-lacka-doo-doo?'
'Holy fuc-dgecakes.... Holy fudgecakes!'
'Sleep 'til you're hungry, eat 'til you sleep.'
'Intelligence is sexy.'
'Tell us about your mum, Harry.'
'I'm known as the more mature one.'
'To know that you can have such a massive effect on somebody's life is really overwhelming.'
'I'm being slowly seduced by your curls.'
'Sorry lads. Just a few technical difficulties.'
(on the Hunger Games): 'Is the concept that you have to fight while being hungry? Like, are you still hungry while you're fighting?'
'I'm a massive softy!'
'It's not our interview, but I'm gonna butt in, anyway.'
'Anyone who is funny and doesn't take herself too seriously is attractive to me.'
'It's not nice when they pull your hair.'
'I'm going for 1:58'
(according to a fellow band member, he says this when they walk past paparazzi): 'Just smile and wave boys, smile and wave.'
'I'd pose naked for a hundred quid.'
'I love Sugarscape more than any other sweetener.'
'It's been years and years since I've pulled out the...Superman card, if you will.'
'I never admit defeat!...Liam, you win...'
'I got my trousers pulled down in a service station by Louis Tomlinson!'
'As for you, stop having curly hair!'
'Nobody wants to see that.... Do you?'
'The fun is all in the chase.'
'Since when are wrinkles hot?'
'The laptop, it's missing!'
'Well...it's a man's world.'
'The girls were lovely in the video!'
'I've tried to go for a bit of a smarter look. So I'm just trying to be a bit more serious.'
'Howdy! Guess what? I got my first bra!'
'AHH! The light!'
'I'm a song!'
'I'm an eighth Belgium!'
'And I'd marry you, Harry, cause it rhymes...'
'If I weren't in the band, I'd be an English teacher.'
'What, like it's a war between McDonald's employees? Like, 'Get me the Big Mac?''
'Pixie Lott, because she's hot.'
'Niall once had a dream that all the food in the world was gone and he woke up crying.'
'I'd probably be Susan Boyle....cause, um, you know, she's a good dancer.'
(on which band member he'd be for a week): 'I'd be Max!'
(In response to a bandmate saying they'd be invisible as a superpower): 'You already are, haha!'
'The next shot, why don't we just dive off?'
'I'm putting my hat on, what the hell does it look like?...oh, god.'
'That was a love bite from Louis Tomlinson.'
'I don't even say that anymore!'
'He's just upset because I put mayonnaise in his shoes.'
'Hi, I'm (his name) and I have TWO kidneys!'
'I really like white, fluffy sheep.'
'I threw a TV out the window when I was six years old.'
'We're not robots. We have feelings; we, we go through things, too.'
'Direction One!'
'I broke a pencil in half!'
'I would a, either be a Power Ranger, or if it comes to heroes, I'd be the Incredible Hulk.'
'Simple, but effective....'
'...big issues in that lower department...'
'Mary?...She's mine.... SHE'S MINE!'
QuoteBand Member
'A Barney-themed tune.'
'I'm the Irish one.'
'I really fancy Katy Perry.'
'My mum got pushed over by a pink power ranger!'
'I'm tired and it's winter!'
'It's all about the bromances!'
'I do have quite a lot of hair.'
'Oh, not you again. Go away.'
'Nobody can touch our fans except for us. Sorry, we get jealous easily.'
'Don't call a girl obsessed when she's in love.'
''No' Jimmy protested.'
'Hey, Lou, can I give you a blow job?'
'I'd be a birthday cake because I'd have a year before I got eaten.'
'If he's a bit tired, I'll go behind and push him along.'
'I'd be Niall, cause I wonder what goes on in his head sometimes.'
'You horrible man!'
'I like girls who eat carrots!'
'Zoe will be eating fruit off my naked body!'
'We don't take showers!'
'Someone's just eating CocoPuffs at the moment, and that's from Mrs. Lou Tomlinson. Oh, your wife!'
'You may not be plastic, but you're fantastic! Never forget that.'
'What's up, dawg?'
'Three bananas for a euro.'
'They can't hesitate, they can't laugh, and if I think it's wrong, it's wrong!'
'Sounds corny, but it's my thing.'
'Louis has smelly feet.'
'Harry once shaved his initials into my legs!'
'I like rabbits!'
'I'm absolutely freezing...my peanuts off.'
'He's talking ****! I'm the real deal.'
'I did not have a passport before One Direction.'
'We believe in you, old chaps!'
(on strange rumors): 'I was dead once...twice.'
'Fluffy, was it?'
'Echo, echo, echo!'
'I'm a big fat idiot!'
'We love each other and we're gonna live happily ever after!'
'Tourist t-shirts.'
(on where he sees himself in 20 years): 'My hairline recedes!'
'You pet the dog, you screw the lightbulb, and then you just go crazy!'
'I really fancy Susan Boyle.'
(in reply to 'A girl once showed her breasts!'): 'We loved it!'
'Trouser, trouser, trouser...Right in the balls! That's what I'm talking about!'
'That's a very interesting question...attacked by angry birds!'
'Liam Payne!!!...and Zayn 'overweight' Malik!!!'
'I don't think The Notebook is that great.'
'ummm...looking for the remote...'
'I would date a fan, but she has to love me for me, not because I'm in One Direction.'
'Harry's outside pelting snowballs. What he doesn't know is there's a door in the way, and windows, and he can't get me.'
'Send your collection our direction!'
'I wear two pairs of socks every day.'
'We're all just normal people...' (Harry then slaps him)
'I don't wear socks.'
'Will you marry me?'
'If you liked it, don't come back.'
'Got the th-th-thesaurus!'
'I am quite handy with a kazoo...'
'She makes me wanna oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, ohohoh...'
'I have a strange fear of spoons.'
'Fans always ask me to marry them, so I'm going to have a lot of wives.'
'I'd date a fan, as long as she didn't scream in my face.'
(on the nicest thing something has done for him): 'Kiss my face!'
'What did you call the cat again?...You called it a pussy, didn't you?'
'My first real crush was Louis Tomlinson.'
'Daisy Hills.'
'I have plans to rap on a future 1D track, so....'
'I don't think any of them would be a bad boyfriend...'
'I dedicate 'I Want' to Nandos.'
'Vas happenin!'
'I'm left handed, I play the guitar right handed.'
'Yeah, usually you can hear me before you see me.'
'I try to be cool, but I'm not very good at it.'
'There's no towels in this place, so I just use toilet roll.'
'Zayn can make a girl faint just by looking at her. He truly is a power ranger!'
'Sorry Mum!'
'Niall is obsessed with Barack Obama.'
'I don't want to date a model because models are perfect and perfect is boring.'
QuoteBand Member
'I'm a Bradford badboy, yo!'
'My worst habit is getting naked all the time.'
'I split my trousers!'
'...cause cats like fish....'
'Man, you've got luscious lips!'
'With my knowledge and understanding of the football game, I feel like I should be a lot better at football.'
'Niall can be really scared by thunder storms....So...we all four sneak into his bed and cuddle him.'
'Clearly, Liam doesn't have a favorite song. Mine, however, is 'Who Let the Dogs Out'''
'Live life for the moment because everything else is uncertain.'
'We owe all of our career to electricity!'
'I love with my heart, not my eyes.'
'I haven't got insurance.'
'That's why I chose the back row of the cinema!'
'A triangle!'
'I'm as terrifying as a...as a...baby penguin?'
'Well, judging by my eyebrows, mine would be quite huge!'
'Get out of my kitchen!'
'My first celebrity crush was J-Lo. Who can resist that bum?'
'No, get off! This woman is trying to steal our award!'
'It was an expensive boat, but we did steal it, so.'
'I used to have an imaginary friend, called Michael.'
'He's not an endurance man....Take it or leave it.'
(what he can't live without): '...my heart.'
'I'd like to make a shout out. SHOUT OUT!'
'If you carry bananas with you when you drive, you can throw them at people.'
'Here's a coin. Keep the change, you filthy animal!'
'The vainest contestant in the house is Zayn Malik.'
'Yes, I like every type of cheese!'
'Ah! Salt in my eye!'
'Step one: put your dick in a box.'
'Finding a ham and cheese sandwich with a good ham to cheese ratio is always tricky.'
'Now, to the untrained eye, this may look like a giant baby group, but we think it's goddamn cool!'
'We love it when Harry's naked!'
'What's a bucket list?'
'I love pints, I love pints!'
'1, 2, 3...7!'
'I'm a very protective boyfriend, yes.'
'I would probably do like a triple-backflip.'
'Ice cream very loudly!'
'If it's legal, I'll marry food.'
'Move in with your aunty and uncle in Bel-Air!'
'Being single doesn't mean you're weak, it means that you're strong enough to wait for what you deserve.'
'It's all your fault, Paul!'
'3, apple, game!'
'Oh grandma, what's my name?'
'We've been pulled over cause we were driving too slow!'
'The Cheetah Girls.'
'Two directions...that was not funny.'
'Wrong answer!'
'I told Liam I was gonna go to his house and then I never did. And now he doesn't like me.'
'Not a beak, but the peak, of their fitness.'
'If I wasn't in the band, I reckon I'd be a virgin.'
(if he had one day to live, he'd): 'Surf!...See my family, as well...'
'I heard Barack's a party animal.'
'DJ Malik, DJ Malik.'
'I like girls who have a nice, pretty face.'
'I can wrap a present...'
'Juggling with phones and wallet.'
'If I was a food, I'd be a Rogan Josh!'
'I'm most likely to do nudity.'
'Did you swallow a dictionary on the way over here?'
'...cause pizza is nicer....'
'And I can see in the dark!'
'I hate dancing and I've never done it before and I just feel like an idiot.'
'Wayne Rooney!'
(a tweet): 'hmmm I love my baby nandos :) x'
'We're the four best friends!'
'Connie, do the washing up!'
'I'd be invisible.'
'Ugh, Head and Shoulders, please!'
'I wish I had a girl to cuddle up to at night, rather than my pillow.'
'Eat more Wagon Wheels!'
'Cheeseburgers and jelly babies.'
'Triangle, triangle, triangle, triangle, triangle...triangle!'
'Harry's fans are so hardcore, you won't believe.'
'Two minutes, dead. Wha!'
'I love Big Red Bus!'
'Let's do this poo!'
'Send your C-Section (our direction)'

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