Who Said What: One Direction

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'I did not have a passport before One Direction.'
'Get out of my kitchen!'
'We love each other and we're gonna live happily ever after!'
'I love Big Red Bus!'
'Trouser, trouser, trouser...Right in the balls! That's what I'm talking about!'
'Move in with your aunty and uncle in Bel-Air!'
'Now, to the untrained eye, this may look like a giant baby group, but we think it's goddamn cool!'
'Being single doesn't mean you're weak, it means that you're strong enough to wait for what you deserve.'
'What is porn?'
'Well, judging by my eyebrows, mine would be quite huge!'
'Commando!'
'What's up, dawg?'
'I want a simple bride that would lie under the stars with me.'
'He's just upset because I put mayonnaise in his shoes.'
'I wish I had a girl to cuddle up to at night, rather than my pillow.'
'Pixie Lott, because she's hot.'
'I'd pose naked for a hundred quid.'
'Live life for the moment because everything else is uncertain.'
''No' Jimmy protested.'
'I don't even say that anymore!'
'I used to have an imaginary friend, called Michael.'
'Not Jim, he's a different guy. I brought them down to THE gym to get some workout.'
'I have a picture on my nightstand with me and Harry.'
'I hate dancing and I've never done it before and I just feel like an idiot.'
'She makes me wanna oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, ohohoh...'
'I'd be invisible.'
'Harry once shaved his initials into my legs!'
'Step one: put your dick in a box.'
'If he's a bit tired, I'll go behind and push him along.'
'Oh, not you again. Go away.'
'What did you call the cat again?...You called it a pussy, didn't you?'
'I threw a TV out the window when I was six years old.'
'Well...it's a man's world.'
'I like girls who eat carrots!'
'I really fancy Katy Perry.'
'I've got four nipples.'
'I'm tired and it's winter!'
(on which band member he'd be for a week): 'I'd be Max!'
'As you all know, I'm a boy of very few words. Thank you.'
'Potato!'
'I'm a Bradford badboy, yo!'
'I don't think any of them would be a bad boyfriend...'
(on the nicest thing something has done for him): 'Kiss my face!'
'I told Liam I was gonna go to his house and then I never did. And now he doesn't like me.'
'Hesitation!'
'I love Sugarscape more than any other sweetener.'
'Hey, Lou, can I give you a blow job?'
'What's the crack-a-lacka-doo-doo?'
'If I wasn't in the band, I reckon I'd be a virgin.'
(according to a fellow band member, he says this when they walk past paparazzi): 'Just smile and wave boys, smile and wave.'
'Not a beak, but the peak, of their fitness.'
(In response to a bandmate saying they'd be invisible as a superpower): 'You already are, haha!'
'He's talking ****! I'm the real deal.'
'I love pints, I love pints!'
'Two Mars Bars for a euro!'
'And I'd marry you, Harry, cause it rhymes...'
'Harry's fans are so hardcore, you won't believe.'
'...turning the page is the best feeling in the world because you realize there's so much more to the book than the page you were stuck on.'
'I have a strange fear of spoons.'
'Harry's outside pelting snowballs. What he doesn't know is there's a door in the way, and windows, and he can't get me.'
'Will you marry me?'
'My pants will fall down when, if, I farted!'
'Vas happenin!'
'He's not an endurance man....Take it or leave it.'
'We love it when Harry's naked!'
'I can't help but look into the crowd to see if I can see my future wife.'
'Ugh, Head and Shoulders, please!'
'Three bananas for a euro.'
'Here's a coin. Keep the change, you filthy animal!'
'Nobody wants to see that.... Do you?'
'Mary?...She's mine.... SHE'S MINE!'
'...cause cats like fish....'
'I'm going for 1:58'
'Schooley-booley!'
'Referee!!??!'
'Connie, do the washing up!'
'Niall can be really scared by thunder storms....So...we all four sneak into his bed and cuddle him.'
'I am quite handy with a kazoo...'
'The next shot, why don't we just dive off?'
'The Cheetah Girls.'
(in reply to 'A girl once showed her breasts!'): 'We loved it!'
QuoteBand Member
'What, like it's a war between McDonald's employees? Like, 'Get me the Big Mac?''
'As for you, stop having curly hair!'
'I'd be a birthday cake because I'd have a year before I got eaten.'
'Oh my god man. Oh my god dude.'
'To know that you can have such a massive effect on somebody's life is really overwhelming.'
'If I was a food, I'd be a Rogan Josh!'
'We owe all of our career to electricity!'
'It's all about the bromances!'
'You horrible man!'
'With my knowledge and understanding of the football game, I feel like I should be a lot better at football.'
'Fans always ask me to marry them, so I'm going to have a lot of wives.'
'I'm putting my hat on, what the hell does it look like?...oh, god.'
'I would probably do like a triple-backflip.'
'I'm a big fat idiot!'
'We don't take showers!'
'I like rabbits!'
'I'd be Niall, cause I wonder what goes on in his head sometimes.'
'Send your collection our direction!'
'Hi, I'm (his name) and I have TWO kidneys!'
'Don't call a girl obsessed when she's in love.'
'My first real crush was Louis Tomlinson.'
'Zayn can make a girl faint just by looking at her. He truly is a power ranger!'
'The vainest contestant in the house is Zayn Malik.'
'Direction One!'
'My mum got pushed over by a pink power ranger!'
'We get paid in chocolate covered peanuts!'
'It was an expensive boat, but we did steal it, so.'
'Daisy Hills.'
(on strange rumors): 'I was dead once...twice.'
'I have plans to rap on a future 1D track, so....'
'I split my trousers!'
'Eat more Wagon Wheels!'
'If it's legal, I'll marry food.'
'We're all just normal people...' (Harry then slaps him)
'I got my trousers pulled down in a service station by Louis Tomlinson!'
(what he can't live without): '...my heart.'
'I'm most likely to do nudity.'
'We believe in you, old chaps!'
'Sounds corny, but it's my thing.'
'You may not be plastic, but you're fantastic! Never forget that.'
'That's a very interesting question...attacked by angry birds!'
'Cheeseburgers and jelly babies.'
'Triangle, triangle, triangle, triangle, triangle...triangle!'
'Wayne Rooney!'
'Tourist t-shirts.'
'My first celebrity crush was J-Lo. Who can resist that bum?'
'1, 2, 3...7!'
'If you carry bananas with you when you drive, you can throw them at people.'
'I asked her out...by singing to her. She dumped me the next day.'
'I haven't got insurance.'
'...cause pizza is nicer....'
'The laptop, it's missing!'
'Harry's nudity is contagious!'
'Holy fuc-dgecakes.... Holy fudgecakes!'
'I'm left handed, I play the guitar right handed.'
'I'd probably be Susan Boyle....cause, um, you know, she's a good dancer.'
'There's no towels in this place, so I just use toilet roll.'
'I would a, either be a Power Ranger, or if it comes to heroes, I'd be the Incredible Hulk.'
'Someone's just eating CocoPuffs at the moment, and that's from Mrs. Lou Tomlinson. Oh, your wife!'
'I wear two pairs of socks every day.'
'...big issues in that lower department...'
'Ah! Salt in my eye!'
'We're the four best friends!'
'Oreos.'
'This is a jumper.... It doesn't jump.'
'Narnia!'
'I love with my heart, not my eyes.'
'It's not our interview, but I'm gonna butt in, anyway.'
'We're not robots. We have feelings; we, we go through things, too.'
'I can wrap a present...'
'Tell us about your mum, Harry.'
'I never admit defeat!...Liam, you win...'
'Man, you've got luscious lips!'
'Sorry Mum!'
'Anyone who is funny and doesn't take herself too seriously is attractive to me.'
'Nobody can touch our fans except for us. Sorry, we get jealous easily.'
'AHH! The light!'
'Did you swallow a dictionary on the way over here?'
'I'm a massive softy!'
'I'd like to make a shout out. SHOUT OUT!'
'That was a love bite from Louis Tomlinson.'
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'If you liked it, don't come back.'
'A Barney-themed tune.'
'Niam is definitely real.'
'I'm the Irish one.'
'Ice cream very loudly!'
'Sleep 'til you're hungry, eat 'til you sleep.'
'I try to be cool, but I'm not very good at it.'
'And I can see in the dark!'
'It's been years and years since I've pulled out the...Superman card, if you will.'
'Louis has smelly feet.'
'Niall is obsessed with Barack Obama.'
'Liam Payne!!!...and Zayn 'overweight' Malik!!!'
'I'm a very protective boyfriend, yes.'
'Our stylist wants me to do a shoot in a mankini. I'm up for that.'
'I don't wear socks.'
'It's not nice when they pull your hair.'
'Fluffy, was it?'
'Let's do this poo!'
'Howdy! Guess what? I got my first bra!'
'Send your C-Section (our direction)'
'That's why I chose the back row of the cinema!'
'We've been pulled over cause we were driving too slow!'
'I think it's cute when girls sneeze.'
'I like muffins, but I think they're just ugly cupcakes.'
'Do you think anyone knows I'm Irish?'
'I'd date a fan, as long as she didn't scream in my face.'
'I like girls who have a nice, pretty face.'
'If I weren't in the band, I'd be an English teacher.'
'I really fancy Susan Boyle.'
'I'm absolutely freezing...my peanuts off.'
'I don't want to date a model because models are perfect and perfect is boring.'
'Why did the mushroom go to the party? Because he was a fun-guy!'
'I do have quite a lot of hair.'
(on where he sees himself in 20 years): 'My hairline recedes!'
'No, get off! This woman is trying to steal our award!'
'Finding a ham and cheese sandwich with a good ham to cheese ratio is always tricky.'
'Clearly, Liam doesn't have a favorite song. Mine, however, is 'Who Let the Dogs Out'''
'You pet the dog, you screw the lightbulb, and then you just go crazy!'
'My worst habit is getting naked all the time.'
'Niall once had a dream that all the food in the world was gone and he woke up crying.'
'They can't hesitate, they can't laugh, and if I think it's wrong, it's wrong!'
'The fun is all in the chase.'
'I would date a fan, but she has to love me for me, not because I'm in One Direction.'
'Got the th-th-thesaurus!'
'Vas happenin mum? Vas happenin Mick (Jagger)?'
'Intelligence is sexy.'
'I'm as terrifying as a...as a...baby penguin?'
'Simple, but effective....'
'Zoe will be eating fruit off my naked body!'
'The girls were lovely in the video!'
'Sorry lads. Just a few technical difficulties.'
(on the Hunger Games): 'Is the concept that you have to fight while being hungry? Like, are you still hungry while you're fighting?'
(if he had one day to live, he'd): 'Surf!...See my family, as well...'
'Two directions...that was not funny.'
'What's a bucket list?'
'Since when are wrinkles hot?'
'I dedicate 'I Want' to Nandos.'
'Oh grandma, what's my name?'
'Yeah, usually you can hear me before you see me.'
'ummm...looking for the remote...'
'I broke a pencil in half!'
'3, apple, game!'
'I'm an eighth Belgium!'
'I'm known as the more mature one.'
'Echo, echo, echo!'
'I don't think The Notebook is that great.'
'A triangle!'
'I heard Barack's a party animal.'
'I'm a song!'
'I'm being slowly seduced by your curls.'
'Two minutes, dead. Wha!'
'It's all your fault, Paul!'
(a tweet): 'hmmm I love my baby nandos :) x'
'Yes, I like every type of cheese!'
'Wrong answer!'
'DJ Malik, DJ Malik.'
'I've tried to go for a bit of a smarter look. So I'm just trying to be a bit more serious.'
'I really like white, fluffy sheep.'
'Juggling with phones and wallet.'
'Oh my god, let's go surfing! Oh my god, this is great!'
'Signing my first autograph was quite awkward because I didn't have one.'

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