Who Said What: One Direction

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'My first real crush was Louis Tomlinson.'
'I told Liam I was gonna go to his house and then I never did. And now he doesn't like me.'
'Daisy Hills.'
'Man, you've got luscious lips!'
'What's the crack-a-lacka-doo-doo?'
'I'm a song!'
'Oh my god, let's go surfing! Oh my god, this is great!'
'My worst habit is getting naked all the time.'
'Ah! Salt in my eye!'
'Move in with your aunty and uncle in Bel-Air!'
'We owe all of our career to electricity!'
'I love with my heart, not my eyes.'
'Echo, echo, echo!'
'I have plans to rap on a future 1D track, so....'
'Not a beak, but the peak, of their fitness.'
'I like girls who eat carrots!'
'I'm the Irish one.'
'Did you swallow a dictionary on the way over here?'
'I wear two pairs of socks every day.'
'And I can see in the dark!'
'We believe in you, old chaps!'
'I used to have an imaginary friend, called Michael.'
'If I weren't in the band, I'd be an English teacher.'
'What did you call the cat again?...You called it a pussy, didn't you?'
'Will you marry me?'
'...big issues in that lower department...'
'Anyone who is funny and doesn't take herself too seriously is attractive to me.'
'You pet the dog, you screw the lightbulb, and then you just go crazy!'
'Oh, not you again. Go away.'
'If it's legal, I'll marry food.'
'I don't even say that anymore!'
'A triangle!'
'Now, to the untrained eye, this may look like a giant baby group, but we think it's goddamn cool!'
'Finding a ham and cheese sandwich with a good ham to cheese ratio is always tricky.'
'Sorry Mum!'
'I dedicate 'I Want' to Nandos.'
'We've been pulled over cause we were driving too slow!'
'The laptop, it's missing!'
'Two Mars Bars for a euro!'
'I really fancy Katy Perry.'
'Vas happenin mum? Vas happenin Mick (Jagger)?'
'I'd date a fan, as long as she didn't scream in my face.'
'I do have quite a lot of hair.'
'AHH! The light!'
'Do you think anyone knows I'm Irish?'
'I'm known as the more mature one.'
'The next shot, why don't we just dive off?'
'I have a strange fear of spoons.'
'I'm a massive softy!'
'I've got four nipples.'
'We love each other and we're gonna live happily ever after!'
'This is a jumper.... It doesn't jump.'
'Mary?...She's mine.... SHE'S MINE!'
'I can't help but look into the crowd to see if I can see my future wife.'
'Fans always ask me to marry them, so I'm going to have a lot of wives.'
'She makes me wanna oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, ohohoh...'
'Ugh, Head and Shoulders, please!'
'...cause pizza is nicer....'
'Signing my first autograph was quite awkward because I didn't have one.'
'I got my trousers pulled down in a service station by Louis Tomlinson!'
'It's not nice when they pull your hair.'
'Harry's nudity is contagious!'
'Well, judging by my eyebrows, mine would be quite huge!'
'The vainest contestant in the house is Zayn Malik.'
'If you liked it, don't come back.'
'...cause cats like fish....'
'I like rabbits!'
'A Barney-themed tune.'
'I don't want to date a model because models are perfect and perfect is boring.'
'I like girls who have a nice, pretty face.'
'Liam Payne!!!...and Zayn 'overweight' Malik!!!'
'Pixie Lott, because she's hot.'
(according to a fellow band member, he says this when they walk past paparazzi): 'Just smile and wave boys, smile and wave.'
'I hate dancing and I've never done it before and I just feel like an idiot.'
'Our stylist wants me to do a shoot in a mankini. I'm up for that.'
'Harry's fans are so hardcore, you won't believe.'
'Harry once shaved his initials into my legs!'
'I'd probably be Susan Boyle....cause, um, you know, she's a good dancer.'
'Trouser, trouser, trouser...Right in the balls! That's what I'm talking about!'
QuoteBand Member
'Hey, Lou, can I give you a blow job?'
'Got the th-th-thesaurus!'
(if he had one day to live, he'd): 'Surf!...See my family, as well...'
'He's talking ****! I'm the real deal.'
'Tourist t-shirts.'
'I'm as terrifying as a...as a...baby penguin?'
'I'm a big fat idiot!'
'Wrong answer!'
'I would date a fan, but she has to love me for me, not because I'm in One Direction.'
'That was a love bite from Louis Tomlinson.'
'What's a bucket list?'
'Send your collection our direction!'
'It's all your fault, Paul!'
'I'm most likely to do nudity.'
'The girls were lovely in the video!'
'I'd pose naked for a hundred quid.'
'DJ Malik, DJ Malik.'
'Sorry lads. Just a few technical difficulties.'
'They can't hesitate, they can't laugh, and if I think it's wrong, it's wrong!'
'I can wrap a present...'
'Harry's outside pelting snowballs. What he doesn't know is there's a door in the way, and windows, and he can't get me.'
'If I was a food, I'd be a Rogan Josh!'
'I'd be Niall, cause I wonder what goes on in his head sometimes.'
'Hi, I'm (his name) and I have TWO kidneys!'
'1, 2, 3...7!'
'I have a picture on my nightstand with me and Harry.'
'No, get off! This woman is trying to steal our award!'
'I'm a Bradford badboy, yo!'
'I want a simple bride that would lie under the stars with me.'
'We're all just normal people...' (Harry then slaps him)
'I try to be cool, but I'm not very good at it.'
'Wayne Rooney!'
'Since when are wrinkles hot?'
'Eat more Wagon Wheels!'
'Two directions...that was not funny.'
'Not Jim, he's a different guy. I brought them down to THE gym to get some workout.'
'I've tried to go for a bit of a smarter look. So I'm just trying to be a bit more serious.'
'With my knowledge and understanding of the football game, I feel like I should be a lot better at football.'
(in reply to 'A girl once showed her breasts!'): 'We loved it!'
'My first celebrity crush was J-Lo. Who can resist that bum?'
'Intelligence is sexy.'
'Cheeseburgers and jelly babies.'
'He's just upset because I put mayonnaise in his shoes.'
'I don't think The Notebook is that great.'
'There's no towels in this place, so I just use toilet roll.'
'Yeah, usually you can hear me before you see me.'
'Three bananas for a euro.'
(In response to a bandmate saying they'd be invisible as a superpower): 'You already are, haha!'
'Being single doesn't mean you're weak, it means that you're strong enough to wait for what you deserve.'
'We love it when Harry's naked!'
'Howdy! Guess what? I got my first bra!'
'Nobody wants to see that.... Do you?'
'I broke a pencil in half!'
'It's been years and years since I've pulled out the...Superman card, if you will.'
'It was an expensive boat, but we did steal it, so.'
'I don't think any of them would be a bad boyfriend...'
'Live life for the moment because everything else is uncertain.'
'Direction One!'
'The fun is all in the chase.'
'Don't call a girl obsessed when she's in love.'
'I'm absolutely freezing...my peanuts off.'
'Sleep 'til you're hungry, eat 'til you sleep.'
'We're the four best friends!'
'I did not have a passport before One Direction.'
'I love Big Red Bus!'
'Fluffy, was it?'
'Louis has smelly feet.'
'I asked her out...by singing to her. She dumped me the next day.'
'He's not an endurance man....Take it or leave it.'
(on which band member he'd be for a week): 'I'd be Max!'
'Simple, but effective....'
'Triangle, triangle, triangle, triangle, triangle...triangle!'
'I'm left handed, I play the guitar right handed.'
'We don't take showers!'
'We're not robots. We have feelings; we, we go through things, too.'
'I really like white, fluffy sheep.'
'As you all know, I'm a boy of very few words. Thank you.'
'Oh my god man. Oh my god dude.'
QuoteBand Member
'3, apple, game!'
(what he can't live without): '...my heart.'
'Let's do this poo!'
'You horrible man!'
''No' Jimmy protested.'
(on the nicest thing something has done for him): 'Kiss my face!'
(on where he sees himself in 20 years): 'My hairline recedes!'
'Two minutes, dead. Wha!'
'I don't wear socks.'
'Well...it's a man's world.'
'Step one: put your dick in a box.'
'The Cheetah Girls.'
'Juggling with phones and wallet.'
'Vas happenin!'
'To know that you can have such a massive effect on somebody's life is really overwhelming.'
'I'm putting my hat on, what the hell does it look like?...oh, god.'
'What is porn?'
'I heard Barack's a party animal.'
'I'm going for 1:58'
'Zoe will be eating fruit off my naked body!'
'And I'd marry you, Harry, cause it rhymes...'
'I'm a very protective boyfriend, yes.'
'Ice cream very loudly!'
'Nobody can touch our fans except for us. Sorry, we get jealous easily.'
'My mum got pushed over by a pink power ranger!'
'Here's a coin. Keep the change, you filthy animal!'
'I never admit defeat!...Liam, you win...'
'Oh grandma, what's my name?'
'I like muffins, but I think they're just ugly cupcakes.'
'I'm an eighth Belgium!'
'Niam is definitely real.'
'I would a, either be a Power Ranger, or if it comes to heroes, I'd be the Incredible Hulk.'
'Zayn can make a girl faint just by looking at her. He truly is a power ranger!'
'If I wasn't in the band, I reckon I'd be a virgin.'
'That's why I chose the back row of the cinema!'
'I love pints, I love pints!'
'ummm...looking for the remote...'
'Niall once had a dream that all the food in the world was gone and he woke up crying.'
'Niall is obsessed with Barack Obama.'
(on the Hunger Games): 'Is the concept that you have to fight while being hungry? Like, are you still hungry while you're fighting?'
'I haven't got insurance.'
'Clearly, Liam doesn't have a favorite song. Mine, however, is 'Who Let the Dogs Out'''
'I'm tired and it's winter!'
'Niall can be really scared by thunder storms....So...we all four sneak into his bed and cuddle him.'
'I wish I had a girl to cuddle up to at night, rather than my pillow.'
'I am quite handy with a kazoo...'
'Get out of my kitchen!'
'My pants will fall down when, if, I farted!'
'Holy fuc-dgecakes.... Holy fudgecakes!'
'Send your C-Section (our direction)'
(on strange rumors): 'I was dead once...twice.'
'I love Sugarscape more than any other sweetener.'
'I'd be a birthday cake because I'd have a year before I got eaten.'
'I would probably do like a triple-backflip.'
'Yes, I like every type of cheese!'
'Why did the mushroom go to the party? Because he was a fun-guy!'
'I split my trousers!'
'It's not our interview, but I'm gonna butt in, anyway.'
'I really fancy Susan Boyle.'
'As for you, stop having curly hair!'
'You may not be plastic, but you're fantastic! Never forget that.'
(a tweet): 'hmmm I love my baby nandos :) x'
'We get paid in chocolate covered peanuts!'
'What, like it's a war between McDonald's employees? Like, 'Get me the Big Mac?''
'I'd like to make a shout out. SHOUT OUT!'
'Tell us about your mum, Harry.'
'Connie, do the washing up!'
'I think it's cute when girls sneeze.'
'...turning the page is the best feeling in the world because you realize there's so much more to the book than the page you were stuck on.'
'Someone's just eating CocoPuffs at the moment, and that's from Mrs. Lou Tomlinson. Oh, your wife!'
'I'd be invisible.'
'That's a very interesting question...attacked by angry birds!'
'I'm being slowly seduced by your curls.'
'It's all about the bromances!'
'Sounds corny, but it's my thing.'
'If he's a bit tired, I'll go behind and push him along.'
'I threw a TV out the window when I was six years old.'
'If you carry bananas with you when you drive, you can throw them at people.'
'What's up, dawg?'

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