Who Said What: One Direction

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QuoteBand Member
'What's the crack-a-lacka-doo-doo?'
'Harry's fans are so hardcore, you won't believe.'
'I'm absolutely freezing...my peanuts off.'
'I really fancy Susan Boyle.'
'I don't think The Notebook is that great.'
'Ah! Salt in my eye!'
'Holy fuc-dgecakes.... Holy fudgecakes!'
'The laptop, it's missing!'
'Here's a coin. Keep the change, you filthy animal!'
'I've tried to go for a bit of a smarter look. So I'm just trying to be a bit more serious.'
'I'm going for 1:58'
'I'm a massive softy!'
'You may not be plastic, but you're fantastic! Never forget that.'
'Eat more Wagon Wheels!'
'Louis has smelly feet.'
'We're all just normal people...' (Harry then slaps him)
'Move in with your aunty and uncle in Bel-Air!'
'Not a beak, but the peak, of their fitness.'
(what he can't live without): '...my heart.'
'Hi, I'm (his name) and I have TWO kidneys!'
'I'd be invisible.'
'Ugh, Head and Shoulders, please!'
'I like girls who eat carrots!'
'Mary?...She's mine.... SHE'S MINE!'
'ummm...looking for the remote...'
'If you carry bananas with you when you drive, you can throw them at people.'
'It's all your fault, Paul!'
'Tourist t-shirts.'
'There's no towels in this place, so I just use toilet roll.'
'You pet the dog, you screw the lightbulb, and then you just go crazy!'
'What, like it's a war between McDonald's employees? Like, 'Get me the Big Mac?''
'They can't hesitate, they can't laugh, and if I think it's wrong, it's wrong!'
'I haven't got insurance.'
'Vas happenin mum? Vas happenin Mick (Jagger)?'
'To know that you can have such a massive effect on somebody's life is really overwhelming.'
'I heard Barack's a party animal.'
'I have a strange fear of spoons.'
'Direction One!'
'I don't want to date a model because models are perfect and perfect is boring.'
'Liam Payne!!!...and Zayn 'overweight' Malik!!!'
'Niall once had a dream that all the food in the world was gone and he woke up crying.'
'That's why I chose the back row of the cinema!'
'Hey, Lou, can I give you a blow job?'
'I love Big Red Bus!'
'Fans always ask me to marry them, so I'm going to have a lot of wives.'
'Send your collection our direction!'
'I am quite handy with a kazoo...'
'My pants will fall down when, if, I farted!'
'Oh, not you again. Go away.'
'Simple, but effective....'
'Sleep 'til you're hungry, eat 'til you sleep.'
'That was a love bite from Louis Tomlinson.'
'I hate dancing and I've never done it before and I just feel like an idiot.'
'My first real crush was Louis Tomlinson.'
'Nobody wants to see that.... Do you?'
'Echo, echo, echo!'
'If he's a bit tired, I'll go behind and push him along.'
'Man, you've got luscious lips!'
'I don't think any of them would be a bad boyfriend...'
'The next shot, why don't we just dive off?'
'And I'd marry you, Harry, cause it rhymes...'
'...turning the page is the best feeling in the world because you realize there's so much more to the book than the page you were stuck on.'
'If I weren't in the band, I'd be an English teacher.'
'I do have quite a lot of hair.'
'You horrible man!'
'I think it's cute when girls sneeze.'
'I'd pose naked for a hundred quid.'
'We've been pulled over cause we were driving too slow!'
'What is porn?'
'I don't wear socks.'
'I have a picture on my nightstand with me and Harry.'
'Someone's just eating CocoPuffs at the moment, and that's from Mrs. Lou Tomlinson. Oh, your wife!'
'The vainest contestant in the house is Zayn Malik.'
'Well...it's a man's world.'
'Zayn can make a girl faint just by looking at her. He truly is a power ranger!'
'I never admit defeat!...Liam, you win...'
'I'd be Niall, cause I wonder what goes on in his head sometimes.'
QuoteBand Member
'Not Jim, he's a different guy. I brought them down to THE gym to get some workout.'
'I'd like to make a shout out. SHOUT OUT!'
'It's not our interview, but I'm gonna butt in, anyway.'
'...big issues in that lower department...'
'I did not have a passport before One Direction.'
'I really like white, fluffy sheep.'
'Daisy Hills.'
'I have plans to rap on a future 1D track, so....'
'What's a bucket list?'
'We're the four best friends!'
'I love with my heart, not my eyes.'
'Sorry Mum!'
'I would probably do like a triple-backflip.'
'Clearly, Liam doesn't have a favorite song. Mine, however, is 'Who Let the Dogs Out'''
'My worst habit is getting naked all the time.'
(on the nicest thing something has done for him): 'Kiss my face!'
'We don't take showers!'
'Now, to the untrained eye, this may look like a giant baby group, but we think it's goddamn cool!'
'Did you swallow a dictionary on the way over here?'
'Step one: put your dick in a box.'
'It's all about the bromances!'
'I'm tired and it's winter!'
'Cheeseburgers and jelly babies.'
'We owe all of our career to electricity!'
'Signing my first autograph was quite awkward because I didn't have one.'
'What did you call the cat again?...You called it a pussy, didn't you?'
'He's talking ****! I'm the real deal.'
'I'm a song!'
'Will you marry me?'
'Niam is definitely real.'
'I told Liam I was gonna go to his house and then I never did. And now he doesn't like me.'
'If you liked it, don't come back.'
'A triangle!'
'I like rabbits!'
'I like girls who have a nice, pretty face.'
'We get paid in chocolate covered peanuts!'
'I threw a TV out the window when I was six years old.'
'I'm an eighth Belgium!'
'I'd date a fan, as long as she didn't scream in my face.'
'Harry's outside pelting snowballs. What he doesn't know is there's a door in the way, and windows, and he can't get me.'
(on strange rumors): 'I was dead once...twice.'
'As you all know, I'm a boy of very few words. Thank you.'
'I'm a Bradford badboy, yo!'
'We believe in you, old chaps!'
'He's just upset because I put mayonnaise in his shoes.'
'Yeah, usually you can hear me before you see me.'
'Pixie Lott, because she's hot.'
'I got my trousers pulled down in a service station by Louis Tomlinson!'
'Two directions...that was not funny.'
'Let's do this poo!'
'If it's legal, I'll marry food.'
'Oh my god man. Oh my god dude.'
'Finding a ham and cheese sandwich with a good ham to cheese ratio is always tricky.'
'My mum got pushed over by a pink power ranger!'
(on where he sees himself in 20 years): 'My hairline recedes!'
'...cause cats like fish....'
(In response to a bandmate saying they'd be invisible as a superpower): 'You already are, haha!'
'No, get off! This woman is trying to steal our award!'
'I broke a pencil in half!'
'I love pints, I love pints!'
'Being single doesn't mean you're weak, it means that you're strong enough to wait for what you deserve.'
'He's not an endurance man....Take it or leave it.'
'The Cheetah Girls.'
'Send your C-Section (our direction)'
'As for you, stop having curly hair!'
''No' Jimmy protested.'
'Harry once shaved his initials into my legs!'
'It was an expensive boat, but we did steal it, so.'
'I split my trousers!'
'Our stylist wants me to do a shoot in a mankini. I'm up for that.'
'I've got four nipples.'
'Tell us about your mum, Harry.'
'Why did the mushroom go to the party? Because he was a fun-guy!'
'Well, judging by my eyebrows, mine would be quite huge!'
'I'm as terrifying as a...as a...baby penguin?'
'I really fancy Katy Perry.'
'Oh grandma, what's my name?'
'Niall can be really scared by thunder storms....So...we all four sneak into his bed and cuddle him.'
'Connie, do the washing up!'
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'Got the th-th-thesaurus!'
'I'm the Irish one.'
(according to a fellow band member, he says this when they walk past paparazzi): 'Just smile and wave boys, smile and wave.'
'I'd probably be Susan Boyle....cause, um, you know, she's a good dancer.'
'I try to be cool, but I'm not very good at it.'
'Since when are wrinkles hot?'
'I used to have an imaginary friend, called Michael.'
'I asked her out...by singing to her. She dumped me the next day.'
'I can't help but look into the crowd to see if I can see my future wife.'
'I'm most likely to do nudity.'
'Howdy! Guess what? I got my first bra!'
'Sorry lads. Just a few technical difficulties.'
(on which band member he'd be for a week): 'I'd be Max!'
'Wrong answer!'
'I'm a very protective boyfriend, yes.'
'I like muffins, but I think they're just ugly cupcakes.'
'It's been years and years since I've pulled out the...Superman card, if you will.'
'I don't even say that anymore!'
'Intelligence is sexy.'
'I'm putting my hat on, what the hell does it look like?...oh, god.'
'I'm a big fat idiot!'
'Three bananas for a euro.'
'Ice cream very loudly!'
'Harry's nudity is contagious!'
'And I can see in the dark!'
'It's not nice when they pull your hair.'
'...cause pizza is nicer....'
'Triangle, triangle, triangle, triangle, triangle...triangle!'
'I wear two pairs of socks every day.'
'Two Mars Bars for a euro!'
'Don't call a girl obsessed when she's in love.'
'We love it when Harry's naked!'
'The fun is all in the chase.'
'She makes me wanna oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, ohohoh...'
'Vas happenin!'
'With my knowledge and understanding of the football game, I feel like I should be a lot better at football.'
'Two minutes, dead. Wha!'
'The girls were lovely in the video!'
(in reply to 'A girl once showed her breasts!'): 'We loved it!'
'We love each other and we're gonna live happily ever after!'
'I'm left handed, I play the guitar right handed.'
'I'm being slowly seduced by your curls.'
'I love Sugarscape more than any other sweetener.'
'Juggling with phones and wallet.'
'If I was a food, I'd be a Rogan Josh!'
'Trouser, trouser, trouser...Right in the balls! That's what I'm talking about!'
'1, 2, 3...7!'
'I can wrap a present...'
'Do you think anyone knows I'm Irish?'
'What's up, dawg?'
(a tweet): 'hmmm I love my baby nandos :) x'
(on the Hunger Games): 'Is the concept that you have to fight while being hungry? Like, are you still hungry while you're fighting?'
(if he had one day to live, he'd): 'Surf!...See my family, as well...'
'This is a jumper.... It doesn't jump.'
'I'd be a birthday cake because I'd have a year before I got eaten.'
'Nobody can touch our fans except for us. Sorry, we get jealous easily.'
'If I wasn't in the band, I reckon I'd be a virgin.'
'I dedicate 'I Want' to Nandos.'
'Yes, I like every type of cheese!'
'3, apple, game!'
'I wish I had a girl to cuddle up to at night, rather than my pillow.'
'My first celebrity crush was J-Lo. Who can resist that bum?'
'I'm known as the more mature one.'
'AHH! The light!'
'Get out of my kitchen!'
'A Barney-themed tune.'
'Sounds corny, but it's my thing.'
'Anyone who is funny and doesn't take herself too seriously is attractive to me.'
'That's a very interesting question...attacked by angry birds!'
'Oh my god, let's go surfing! Oh my god, this is great!'
'Niall is obsessed with Barack Obama.'
'DJ Malik, DJ Malik.'
'I want a simple bride that would lie under the stars with me.'
'I would date a fan, but she has to love me for me, not because I'm in One Direction.'
'Wayne Rooney!'
'I would a, either be a Power Ranger, or if it comes to heroes, I'd be the Incredible Hulk.'
'We're not robots. We have feelings; we, we go through things, too.'
'Live life for the moment because everything else is uncertain.'
'Fluffy, was it?'
'Zoe will be eating fruit off my naked body!'

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