Who Said What: One Direction

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'It's not our interview, but I'm gonna butt in, anyway.'
'I wish I had a girl to cuddle up to at night, rather than my pillow.'
'The fun is all in the chase.'
'I am quite handy with a kazoo...'
'Harry's outside pelting snowballs. What he doesn't know is there's a door in the way, and windows, and he can't get me.'
'We owe all of our career to electricity!'
'I'm left handed, I play the guitar right handed.'
'Fans always ask me to marry them, so I'm going to have a lot of wives.'
'I don't think any of them would be a bad boyfriend...'
'Eat more Wagon Wheels!'
'I would date a fan, but she has to love me for me, not because I'm in One Direction.'
'He's just upset because I put mayonnaise in his shoes.'
'Our stylist wants me to do a shoot in a mankini. I'm up for that.'
'You may not be plastic, but you're fantastic! Never forget that.'
'Echo, echo, echo!'
'I asked her out...by singing to her. She dumped me the next day.'
'I got my trousers pulled down in a service station by Louis Tomlinson!'
'No, get off! This woman is trying to steal our award!'
'AHH! The light!'
(if he had one day to live, he'd): 'Surf!...See my family, as well...'
(In response to a bandmate saying they'd be invisible as a superpower): 'You already are, haha!'
'I'm a big fat idiot!'
'Do you think anyone knows I'm Irish?'
'Two minutes, dead. Wha!'
'I'm absolutely freezing...my peanuts off.'
'Holy fuc-dgecakes.... Holy fudgecakes!'
(according to a fellow band member, he says this when they walk past paparazzi): 'Just smile and wave boys, smile and wave.'
'Finding a ham and cheese sandwich with a good ham to cheese ratio is always tricky.'
''No' Jimmy protested.'
'He's talking ****! I'm the real deal.'
'If you carry bananas with you when you drive, you can throw them at people.'
'Nobody wants to see that.... Do you?'
'Niall once had a dream that all the food in the world was gone and he woke up crying.'
(a tweet): 'hmmm I love my baby nandos :) x'
'Why did the mushroom go to the party? Because he was a fun-guy!'
'Not Jim, he's a different guy. I brought them down to THE gym to get some workout.'
'I really like white, fluffy sheep.'
'Oh my god man. Oh my god dude.'
'Juggling with phones and wallet.'
'I did not have a passport before One Direction.'
'The vainest contestant in the house is Zayn Malik.'
'I love pints, I love pints!'
'I've tried to go for a bit of a smarter look. So I'm just trying to be a bit more serious.'
'We don't take showers!'
'Three bananas for a euro.'
'My worst habit is getting naked all the time.'
'Don't call a girl obsessed when she's in love.'
'Ice cream very loudly!'
'Trouser, trouser, trouser...Right in the balls! That's what I'm talking about!'
'I don't think The Notebook is that great.'
'My first real crush was Louis Tomlinson.'
'I'm putting my hat on, what the hell does it look like?...oh, god.'
'If I weren't in the band, I'd be an English teacher.'
'The Cheetah Girls.'
'Two Mars Bars for a euro!'
'Oh my god, let's go surfing! Oh my god, this is great!'
'I hate dancing and I've never done it before and I just feel like an idiot.'
'I'm a Bradford badboy, yo!'
'Intelligence is sexy.'
'I really fancy Susan Boyle.'
'To know that you can have such a massive effect on somebody's life is really overwhelming.'
(on the Hunger Games): 'Is the concept that you have to fight while being hungry? Like, are you still hungry while you're fighting?'
'Now, to the untrained eye, this may look like a giant baby group, but we think it's goddamn cool!'
'Zoe will be eating fruit off my naked body!'
'I haven't got insurance.'
'If I was a food, I'd be a Rogan Josh!'
'3, apple, game!'
'Niall can be really scared by thunder storms....So...we all four sneak into his bed and cuddle him.'
'Move in with your aunty and uncle in Bel-Air!'
'Zayn can make a girl faint just by looking at her. He truly is a power ranger!'
'Mary?...She's mine.... SHE'S MINE!'
'Vas happenin mum? Vas happenin Mick (Jagger)?'
'I don't want to date a model because models are perfect and perfect is boring.'
'Yes, I like every type of cheese!'
'It's not nice when they pull your hair.'
'Sorry lads. Just a few technical difficulties.'
'Ugh, Head and Shoulders, please!'
QuoteBand Member
'I'd date a fan, as long as she didn't scream in my face.'
'I'm the Irish one.'
'We're the four best friends!'
'I like girls who eat carrots!'
'...cause cats like fish....'
'I love Sugarscape more than any other sweetener.'
'I'm being slowly seduced by your curls.'
'That's why I chose the back row of the cinema!'
'I do have quite a lot of hair.'
'...cause pizza is nicer....'
'A Barney-themed tune.'
'Signing my first autograph was quite awkward because I didn't have one.'
'What's up, dawg?'
'I have a picture on my nightstand with me and Harry.'
'I think it's cute when girls sneeze.'
'...big issues in that lower department...'
'Niall is obsessed with Barack Obama.'
'I can't help but look into the crowd to see if I can see my future wife.'
'I'm a song!'
'Did you swallow a dictionary on the way over here?'
'I never admit defeat!...Liam, you win...'
'We love it when Harry's naked!'
'DJ Malik, DJ Malik.'
'That's a very interesting question...attacked by angry birds!'
'She makes me wanna oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, ohohoh...'
'Being single doesn't mean you're weak, it means that you're strong enough to wait for what you deserve.'
'What is porn?'
'I threw a TV out the window when I was six years old.'
'I'd be invisible.'
'I'd be Niall, cause I wonder what goes on in his head sometimes.'
'Harry's nudity is contagious!'
'As for you, stop having curly hair!'
'I'm a massive softy!'
'Live life for the moment because everything else is uncertain.'
'We've been pulled over cause we were driving too slow!'
'I broke a pencil in half!'
'I'm tired and it's winter!'
'Since when are wrinkles hot?'
'And I'd marry you, Harry, cause it rhymes...'
'Hi, I'm (his name) and I have TWO kidneys!'
'I like rabbits!'
'I want a simple bride that would lie under the stars with me.'
'Send your collection our direction!'
'What's a bucket list?'
'Well...it's a man's world.'
'I love with my heart, not my eyes.'
'I split my trousers!'
'Sorry Mum!'
'Yeah, usually you can hear me before you see me.'
'Send your C-Section (our direction)'
'Sounds corny, but it's my thing.'
'I told Liam I was gonna go to his house and then I never did. And now he doesn't like me.'
'With my knowledge and understanding of the football game, I feel like I should be a lot better at football.'
'My mum got pushed over by a pink power ranger!'
'It's all about the bromances!'
'Anyone who is funny and doesn't take herself too seriously is attractive to me.'
'Not a beak, but the peak, of their fitness.'
'The next shot, why don't we just dive off?'
'...turning the page is the best feeling in the world because you realize there's so much more to the book than the page you were stuck on.'
'It's all your fault, Paul!'
'I don't wear socks.'
'Oh grandma, what's my name?'
'Howdy! Guess what? I got my first bra!'
'I'm a very protective boyfriend, yes.'
'Got the th-th-thesaurus!'
'I'd like to make a shout out. SHOUT OUT!'
'We get paid in chocolate covered peanuts!'
'We believe in you, old chaps!'
'Two directions...that was not funny.'
'I really fancy Katy Perry.'
'The girls were lovely in the video!'
'This is a jumper.... It doesn't jump.'
'I used to have an imaginary friend, called Michael.'
'I would a, either be a Power Ranger, or if it comes to heroes, I'd be the Incredible Hulk.'
'I wear two pairs of socks every day.'
'Vas happenin!'
'I'm known as the more mature one.'
'We're all just normal people...' (Harry then slaps him)
'Niam is definitely real.'
'1, 2, 3...7!'
QuoteBand Member
'I have plans to rap on a future 1D track, so....'
'My first celebrity crush was J-Lo. Who can resist that bum?'
'I love Big Red Bus!'
'The laptop, it's missing!'
(on where he sees himself in 20 years): 'My hairline recedes!'
'I'd probably be Susan Boyle....cause, um, you know, she's a good dancer.'
'A triangle!'
'Here's a coin. Keep the change, you filthy animal!'
'I heard Barack's a party animal.'
'Nobody can touch our fans except for us. Sorry, we get jealous easily.'
'You horrible man!'
'I'm as terrifying as a...as a...baby penguin?'
'Pixie Lott, because she's hot.'
'Sleep 'til you're hungry, eat 'til you sleep.'
'Someone's just eating CocoPuffs at the moment, and that's from Mrs. Lou Tomlinson. Oh, your wife!'
'Oh, not you again. Go away.'
'We're not robots. We have feelings; we, we go through things, too.'
'If I wasn't in the band, I reckon I'd be a virgin.'
'Louis has smelly feet.'
'You pet the dog, you screw the lightbulb, and then you just go crazy!'
'As you all know, I'm a boy of very few words. Thank you.'
'Wrong answer!'
'My pants will fall down when, if, I farted!'
(on which band member he'd be for a week): 'I'd be Max!'
'Let's do this poo!'
'I would probably do like a triple-backflip.'
'Harry once shaved his initials into my legs!'
(on strange rumors): 'I was dead once...twice.'
'Triangle, triangle, triangle, triangle, triangle...triangle!'
'There's no towels in this place, so I just use toilet roll.'
'I'd pose naked for a hundred quid.'
'Ah! Salt in my eye!'
'I dedicate 'I Want' to Nandos.'
'I'm most likely to do nudity.'
'Daisy Hills.'
'Well, judging by my eyebrows, mine would be quite huge!'
'We love each other and we're gonna live happily ever after!'
'It's been years and years since I've pulled out the...Superman card, if you will.'
(what he can't live without): '...my heart.'
'What, like it's a war between McDonald's employees? Like, 'Get me the Big Mac?''
'What's the crack-a-lacka-doo-doo?'
'I like girls who have a nice, pretty face.'
'I try to be cool, but I'm not very good at it.'
'Tell us about your mum, Harry.'
'I can wrap a present...'
'I've got four nipples.'
'Clearly, Liam doesn't have a favorite song. Mine, however, is 'Who Let the Dogs Out'''
'That was a love bite from Louis Tomlinson.'
'I'd be a birthday cake because I'd have a year before I got eaten.'
'If it's legal, I'll marry food.'
'He's not an endurance man....Take it or leave it.'
'If you liked it, don't come back.'
'They can't hesitate, they can't laugh, and if I think it's wrong, it's wrong!'
'Simple, but effective....'
'If he's a bit tired, I'll go behind and push him along.'
'Direction One!'
'Tourist t-shirts.'
'It was an expensive boat, but we did steal it, so.'
'Fluffy, was it?'
'And I can see in the dark!'
'Step one: put your dick in a box.'
'Harry's fans are so hardcore, you won't believe.'
'Wayne Rooney!'
'ummm...looking for the remote...'
(in reply to 'A girl once showed her breasts!'): 'We loved it!'
'I'm an eighth Belgium!'
'I have a strange fear of spoons.'
'I don't even say that anymore!'
'I like muffins, but I think they're just ugly cupcakes.'
'Liam Payne!!!...and Zayn 'overweight' Malik!!!'
'Connie, do the washing up!'
'What did you call the cat again?...You called it a pussy, didn't you?'
'Get out of my kitchen!'
'Will you marry me?'
(on the nicest thing something has done for him): 'Kiss my face!'
'Cheeseburgers and jelly babies.'
'Man, you've got luscious lips!'
'I'm going for 1:58'
'Hey, Lou, can I give you a blow job?'

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