Who Said What: One Direction

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'Not a beak, but the peak, of their fitness.'
'Two directions...that was not funny.'
(if he had one day to live, he'd): 'Surf!...See my family, as well...'
'I do have quite a lot of hair.'
'He's not an endurance man....Take it or leave it.'
'I did not have a passport before One Direction.'
'Get out of my kitchen!'
'They can't hesitate, they can't laugh, and if I think it's wrong, it's wrong!'
'I broke a pencil in half!'
'Clearly, Liam doesn't have a favorite song. Mine, however, is 'Who Let the Dogs Out'''
'I love pints, I love pints!'
'He's talking ****! I'm the real deal.'
'Vas happenin mum? Vas happenin Mick (Jagger)?'
'We're the four best friends!'
(according to a fellow band member, he says this when they walk past paparazzi): 'Just smile and wave boys, smile and wave.'
'Sounds corny, but it's my thing.'
'Did you swallow a dictionary on the way over here?'
'I'm a song!'
'3, apple, game!'
'I can't help but look into the crowd to see if I can see my future wife.'
'I'm a big fat idiot!'
'Don't call a girl obsessed when she's in love.'
'Tourist t-shirts.'
'Two minutes, dead. Wha!'
'I'm an eighth Belgium!'
'I told Liam I was gonna go to his house and then I never did. And now he doesn't like me.'
'Harry's fans are so hardcore, you won't believe.'
'Eat more Wagon Wheels!'
'Let's do this poo!'
'We don't take showers!'
'I would probably do like a triple-backflip.'
'Hey, Lou, can I give you a blow job?'
'I think it's cute when girls sneeze.'
'We get paid in chocolate covered peanuts!'
'A Barney-themed tune.'
'I can wrap a present...'
'I'd be a birthday cake because I'd have a year before I got eaten.'
(on strange rumors): 'I was dead once...twice.'
(on the nicest thing something has done for him): 'Kiss my face!'
'ummm...looking for the remote...'
'Harry once shaved his initials into my legs!'
'Liam Payne!!!...and Zayn 'overweight' Malik!!!'
'I would date a fan, but she has to love me for me, not because I'm in One Direction.'
'I love Sugarscape more than any other sweetener.'
'Sorry lads. Just a few technical difficulties.'
'Well, judging by my eyebrows, mine would be quite huge!'
'I try to be cool, but I'm not very good at it.'
(in reply to 'A girl once showed her breasts!'): 'We loved it!'
'Pixie Lott, because she's hot.'
'I don't even say that anymore!'
'AHH! The light!'
'My first celebrity crush was J-Lo. Who can resist that bum?'
'I like muffins, but I think they're just ugly cupcakes.'
'I'm a massive softy!'
'Oh my god, let's go surfing! Oh my god, this is great!'
'And I can see in the dark!'
'I love with my heart, not my eyes.'
'I have a picture on my nightstand with me and Harry.'
'Trouser, trouser, trouser...Right in the balls! That's what I'm talking about!'
'I want a simple bride that would lie under the stars with me.'
'You may not be plastic, but you're fantastic! Never forget that.'
'Niall is obsessed with Barack Obama.'
'Live life for the moment because everything else is uncertain.'
'Not Jim, he's a different guy. I brought them down to THE gym to get some workout.'
'Three bananas for a euro.'
'Commando!'
'Direction One!'
'Anyone who is funny and doesn't take herself too seriously is attractive to me.'
'I used to have an imaginary friend, called Michael.'
'Wrong answer!'
'Potato!'
'That's a very interesting question...attacked by angry birds!'
'The vainest contestant in the house is Zayn Malik.'
'I'm a very protective boyfriend, yes.'
'I'm absolutely freezing...my peanuts off.'
'Vas happenin!'
'I would a, either be a Power Ranger, or if it comes to heroes, I'd be the Incredible Hulk.'
'With my knowledge and understanding of the football game, I feel like I should be a lot better at football.'
'Finding a ham and cheese sandwich with a good ham to cheese ratio is always tricky.'
'My first real crush was Louis Tomlinson.'
'...big issues in that lower department...'
QuoteBand Member
'DJ Malik, DJ Malik.'
'I haven't got insurance.'
'The fun is all in the chase.'
'Simple, but effective....'
'What's a bucket list?'
'I threw a TV out the window when I was six years old.'
'Echo, echo, echo!'
'Howdy! Guess what? I got my first bra!'
'Nobody can touch our fans except for us. Sorry, we get jealous easily.'
'We love it when Harry's naked!'
'Holy fuc-dgecakes.... Holy fudgecakes!'
'I really fancy Katy Perry.'
'There's no towels in this place, so I just use toilet roll.'
'Hesitation!'
'If you carry bananas with you when you drive, you can throw them at people.'
'Sorry Mum!'
'It's all about the bromances!'
'Being single doesn't mean you're weak, it means that you're strong enough to wait for what you deserve.'
'What's up, dawg?'
'Here's a coin. Keep the change, you filthy animal!'
'Zayn can make a girl faint just by looking at her. He truly is a power ranger!'
'I'd be invisible.'
'My mum got pushed over by a pink power ranger!'
'No, get off! This woman is trying to steal our award!'
'1, 2, 3...7!'
'I'm the Irish one.'
'We're not robots. We have feelings; we, we go through things, too.'
'Juggling with phones and wallet.'
'What did you call the cat again?...You called it a pussy, didn't you?'
'Two Mars Bars for a euro!'
''No' Jimmy protested.'
'The laptop, it's missing!'
'I'd pose naked for a hundred quid.'
'I split my trousers!'
'I wish I had a girl to cuddle up to at night, rather than my pillow.'
'I got my trousers pulled down in a service station by Louis Tomlinson!'
'To know that you can have such a massive effect on somebody's life is really overwhelming.'
'I wear two pairs of socks every day.'
'Ah! Salt in my eye!'
'Someone's just eating CocoPuffs at the moment, and that's from Mrs. Lou Tomlinson. Oh, your wife!'
'I really fancy Susan Boyle.'
'Triangle, triangle, triangle, triangle, triangle...triangle!'
'Signing my first autograph was quite awkward because I didn't have one.'
'I like girls who eat carrots!'
'She makes me wanna oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, ohohoh...'
'If it's legal, I'll marry food.'
'I'm known as the more mature one.'
'Oh my god man. Oh my god dude.'
'I'm tired and it's winter!'
'I'm being slowly seduced by your curls.'
'I'm putting my hat on, what the hell does it look like?...oh, god.'
'I am quite handy with a kazoo...'
'Wayne Rooney!'
(In response to a bandmate saying they'd be invisible as a superpower): 'You already are, haha!'
'I'm a Bradford badboy, yo!'
'Oh grandma, what's my name?'
'Send your collection our direction!'
'Well...it's a man's world.'
'I never admit defeat!...Liam, you win...'
'Mary?...She's mine.... SHE'S MINE!'
'I'm most likely to do nudity.'
'Narnia!'
'I'd probably be Susan Boyle....cause, um, you know, she's a good dancer.'
'Niall can be really scared by thunder storms....So...we all four sneak into his bed and cuddle him.'
'If I was a food, I'd be a Rogan Josh!'
'And I'd marry you, Harry, cause it rhymes...'
'If he's a bit tired, I'll go behind and push him along.'
'I've tried to go for a bit of a smarter look. So I'm just trying to be a bit more serious.'
'We love each other and we're gonna live happily ever after!'
'It's all your fault, Paul!'
'...turning the page is the best feeling in the world because you realize there's so much more to the book than the page you were stuck on.'
'Harry's nudity is contagious!'
'Oh, not you again. Go away.'
'I have plans to rap on a future 1D track, so....'
'Do you think anyone knows I'm Irish?'
'We're all just normal people...' (Harry then slaps him)
'It was an expensive boat, but we did steal it, so.'
'This is a jumper.... It doesn't jump.'
'I'm as terrifying as a...as a...baby penguin?'
'I hate dancing and I've never done it before and I just feel like an idiot.'
'I don't think any of them would be a bad boyfriend...'
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'Man, you've got luscious lips!'
'It's not nice when they pull your hair.'
'Fans always ask me to marry them, so I'm going to have a lot of wives.'
'A triangle!'
'I don't wear socks.'
'Ice cream very loudly!'
'Oreos.'
'Daisy Hills.'
'I have a strange fear of spoons.'
'Our stylist wants me to do a shoot in a mankini. I'm up for that.'
'I'm going for 1:58'
'We owe all of our career to electricity!'
'It's not our interview, but I'm gonna butt in, anyway.'
'Fluffy, was it?'
'Tell us about your mum, Harry.'
(on the Hunger Games): 'Is the concept that you have to fight while being hungry? Like, are you still hungry while you're fighting?'
'I'd like to make a shout out. SHOUT OUT!'
'The Cheetah Girls.'
'Yeah, usually you can hear me before you see me.'
'Got the th-th-thesaurus!'
'Ugh, Head and Shoulders, please!'
'...cause pizza is nicer....'
'I'd date a fan, as long as she didn't scream in my face.'
'Cheeseburgers and jelly babies.'
'You horrible man!'
'Since when are wrinkles hot?'
'Zoe will be eating fruit off my naked body!'
'Move in with your aunty and uncle in Bel-Air!'
'Niall once had a dream that all the food in the world was gone and he woke up crying.'
'Send your C-Section (our direction)'
'Hi, I'm (his name) and I have TWO kidneys!'
'Louis has smelly feet.'
'My worst habit is getting naked all the time.'
'As you all know, I'm a boy of very few words. Thank you.'
'I've got four nipples.'
'I asked her out...by singing to her. She dumped me the next day.'
'We believe in you, old chaps!'
'I love Big Red Bus!'
'Sleep 'til you're hungry, eat 'til you sleep.'
'That was a love bite from Louis Tomlinson.'
'Now, to the untrained eye, this may look like a giant baby group, but we think it's goddamn cool!'
'Niam is definitely real.'
'Connie, do the washing up!'
'I'd be Niall, cause I wonder what goes on in his head sometimes.'
'I really like white, fluffy sheep.'
'What is porn?'
'You pet the dog, you screw the lightbulb, and then you just go crazy!'
'Nobody wants to see that.... Do you?'
'My pants will fall down when, if, I farted!'
'I don't want to date a model because models are perfect and perfect is boring.'
'I heard Barack's a party animal.'
'What, like it's a war between McDonald's employees? Like, 'Get me the Big Mac?''
'I don't think The Notebook is that great.'
'I like girls who have a nice, pretty face.'
'The girls were lovely in the video!'
(on which band member he'd be for a week): 'I'd be Max!'
'I like rabbits!'
'...cause cats like fish....'
'That's why I chose the back row of the cinema!'
'What's the crack-a-lacka-doo-doo?'
'Step one: put your dick in a box.'
'Harry's outside pelting snowballs. What he doesn't know is there's a door in the way, and windows, and he can't get me.'
'If you liked it, don't come back.'
'As for you, stop having curly hair!'
(on where he sees himself in 20 years): 'My hairline recedes!'
'Intelligence is sexy.'
'If I weren't in the band, I'd be an English teacher.'
'It's been years and years since I've pulled out the...Superman card, if you will.'
'Will you marry me?'
'The next shot, why don't we just dive off?'
'Schooley-booley!'
'He's just upset because I put mayonnaise in his shoes.'
'We've been pulled over cause we were driving too slow!'
'I'm left handed, I play the guitar right handed.'
'Why did the mushroom go to the party? Because he was a fun-guy!'
'If I wasn't in the band, I reckon I'd be a virgin.'
'Referee!!??!'
(a tweet): 'hmmm I love my baby nandos :) x'
'I dedicate 'I Want' to Nandos.'
'Yes, I like every type of cheese!'
(what he can't live without): '...my heart.'

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