Who Said What: One Direction

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QuoteBand Member
'I've got four nipples.'
'I'm known as the more mature one.'
'It's been years and years since I've pulled out the...Superman card, if you will.'
'If it's legal, I'll marry food.'
'Niall can be really scared by thunder storms....So...we all four sneak into his bed and cuddle him.'
'If he's a bit tired, I'll go behind and push him along.'
'You pet the dog, you screw the lightbulb, and then you just go crazy!'
'Connie, do the washing up!'
'Schooley-booley!'
'Wrong answer!'
'Move in with your aunty and uncle in Bel-Air!'
'I split my trousers!'
'We love it when Harry's naked!'
'I would probably do like a triple-backflip.'
'I love with my heart, not my eyes.'
'I'm left handed, I play the guitar right handed.'
'Vas happenin!'
(on strange rumors): 'I was dead once...twice.'
'My pants will fall down when, if, I farted!'
'What, like it's a war between McDonald's employees? Like, 'Get me the Big Mac?''
'I would date a fan, but she has to love me for me, not because I'm in One Direction.'
'Oh my god man. Oh my god dude.'
'Niall is obsessed with Barack Obama.'
'Sounds corny, but it's my thing.'
'Harry's fans are so hardcore, you won't believe.'
'We've been pulled over cause we were driving too slow!'
'I broke a pencil in half!'
'Yeah, usually you can hear me before you see me.'
'I never admit defeat!...Liam, you win...'
'I don't think any of them would be a bad boyfriend...'
'...cause pizza is nicer....'
'I'd pose naked for a hundred quid.'
'Holy fuc-dgecakes.... Holy fudgecakes!'
(on the nicest thing something has done for him): 'Kiss my face!'
(in reply to 'A girl once showed her breasts!'): 'We loved it!'
'Trouser, trouser, trouser...Right in the balls! That's what I'm talking about!'
'Well, judging by my eyebrows, mine would be quite huge!'
'Tell us about your mum, Harry.'
'Someone's just eating CocoPuffs at the moment, and that's from Mrs. Lou Tomlinson. Oh, your wife!'
'Well...it's a man's world.'
'That's a very interesting question...attacked by angry birds!'
'Harry's nudity is contagious!'
'We love each other and we're gonna live happily ever after!'
'Hey, Lou, can I give you a blow job?'
(according to a fellow band member, he says this when they walk past paparazzi): 'Just smile and wave boys, smile and wave.'
'Niam is definitely real.'
'Mary?...She's mine.... SHE'S MINE!'
'He's talking ****! I'm the real deal.'
'Howdy! Guess what? I got my first bra!'
'Narnia!'
'It's not nice when they pull your hair.'
'Now, to the untrained eye, this may look like a giant baby group, but we think it's goddamn cool!'
'As you all know, I'm a boy of very few words. Thank you.'
'He's just upset because I put mayonnaise in his shoes.'
'Zayn can make a girl faint just by looking at her. He truly is a power ranger!'
'Louis has smelly feet.'
(on which band member he'd be for a week): 'I'd be Max!'
'Step one: put your dick in a box.'
'Oh my god, let's go surfing! Oh my god, this is great!'
'He's not an endurance man....Take it or leave it.'
'I'm a Bradford badboy, yo!'
'I love pints, I love pints!'
'I'm an eighth Belgium!'
'Being single doesn't mean you're weak, it means that you're strong enough to wait for what you deserve.'
'I have a picture on my nightstand with me and Harry.'
'Commando!'
'The vainest contestant in the house is Zayn Malik.'
'Ugh, Head and Shoulders, please!'
'I really fancy Susan Boyle.'
'My first real crush was Louis Tomlinson.'
'No, get off! This woman is trying to steal our award!'
'I'm absolutely freezing...my peanuts off.'
'Yes, I like every type of cheese!'
'3, apple, game!'
'A triangle!'
'I'd like to make a shout out. SHOUT OUT!'
'The fun is all in the chase.'
'I'm being slowly seduced by your curls.'
'I told Liam I was gonna go to his house and then I never did. And now he doesn't like me.'
'I do have quite a lot of hair.'
'What's up, dawg?'
QuoteBand Member
'I'm going for 1:58'
'I don't even say that anymore!'
'My mum got pushed over by a pink power ranger!'
'I like girls who have a nice, pretty face.'
'I'm a song!'
'Vas happenin mum? Vas happenin Mick (Jagger)?'
'Two directions...that was not funny.'
'We're the four best friends!'
'If I wasn't in the band, I reckon I'd be a virgin.'
'I love Big Red Bus!'
'I wish I had a girl to cuddle up to at night, rather than my pillow.'
'...turning the page is the best feeling in the world because you realize there's so much more to the book than the page you were stuck on.'
'It was an expensive boat, but we did steal it, so.'
'I got my trousers pulled down in a service station by Louis Tomlinson!'
'DJ Malik, DJ Malik.'
'It's not our interview, but I'm gonna butt in, anyway.'
'I can't help but look into the crowd to see if I can see my future wife.'
'That's why I chose the back row of the cinema!'
'We owe all of our career to electricity!'
'I can wrap a present...'
'Tourist t-shirts.'
'We don't take showers!'
'We're all just normal people...' (Harry then slaps him)
'What is porn?'
'Hesitation!'
'What's a bucket list?'
'That was a love bite from Louis Tomlinson.'
'Don't call a girl obsessed when she's in love.'
'To know that you can have such a massive effect on somebody's life is really overwhelming.'
'Zoe will be eating fruit off my naked body!'
'Intelligence is sexy.'
'If I weren't in the band, I'd be an English teacher.'
'Eat more Wagon Wheels!'
'I like muffins, but I think they're just ugly cupcakes.'
'I would a, either be a Power Ranger, or if it comes to heroes, I'd be the Incredible Hulk.'
'The girls were lovely in the video!'
'I'm most likely to do nudity.'
'I like rabbits!'
'Fans always ask me to marry them, so I'm going to have a lot of wives.'
'There's no towels in this place, so I just use toilet roll.'
'I've tried to go for a bit of a smarter look. So I'm just trying to be a bit more serious.'
'Live life for the moment because everything else is uncertain.'
'The laptop, it's missing!'
'I don't wear socks.'
'I don't think The Notebook is that great.'
'Oreos.'
'It's all about the bromances!'
'Our stylist wants me to do a shoot in a mankini. I'm up for that.'
'Here's a coin. Keep the change, you filthy animal!'
'If you liked it, don't come back.'
(what he can't live without): '...my heart.'
'Man, you've got luscious lips!'
'Sorry lads. Just a few technical difficulties.'
(a tweet): 'hmmm I love my baby nandos :) x'
'Oh grandma, what's my name?'
'Anyone who is funny and doesn't take herself too seriously is attractive to me.'
'Niall once had a dream that all the food in the world was gone and he woke up crying.'
'We get paid in chocolate covered peanuts!'
'Liam Payne!!!...and Zayn 'overweight' Malik!!!'
'It's all your fault, Paul!'
'I heard Barack's a party animal.'
'I'm a massive softy!'
'I have a strange fear of spoons.'
'I don't want to date a model because models are perfect and perfect is boring.'
'...cause cats like fish....'
'I'm the Irish one.'
'Will you marry me?'
'Pixie Lott, because she's hot.'
'I really like white, fluffy sheep.'
(if he had one day to live, he'd): 'Surf!...See my family, as well...'
'I did not have a passport before One Direction.'
'I'd be Niall, cause I wonder what goes on in his head sometimes.'
'Not a beak, but the peak, of their fitness.'
'This is a jumper.... It doesn't jump.'
'A Barney-themed tune.'
'My worst habit is getting naked all the time.'
'ummm...looking for the remote...'
'I'm a big fat idiot!'
'Harry's outside pelting snowballs. What he doesn't know is there's a door in the way, and windows, and he can't get me.'
'What's the crack-a-lacka-doo-doo?'
'I think it's cute when girls sneeze.'
QuoteBand Member
'Signing my first autograph was quite awkward because I didn't have one.'
'They can't hesitate, they can't laugh, and if I think it's wrong, it's wrong!'
'Daisy Hills.'
'What did you call the cat again?...You called it a pussy, didn't you?'
'And I'd marry you, Harry, cause it rhymes...'
'We're not robots. We have feelings; we, we go through things, too.'
'With my knowledge and understanding of the football game, I feel like I should be a lot better at football.'
'I'm a very protective boyfriend, yes.'
'Let's do this poo!'
'I asked her out...by singing to her. She dumped me the next day.'
'Since when are wrinkles hot?'
'The next shot, why don't we just dive off?'
'I like girls who eat carrots!'
'Send your C-Section (our direction)'
'Three bananas for a euro.'
'I try to be cool, but I'm not very good at it.'
'1, 2, 3...7!'
(In response to a bandmate saying they'd be invisible as a superpower): 'You already are, haha!'
'If I was a food, I'd be a Rogan Josh!'
'Simple, but effective....'
'...big issues in that lower department...'
'Got the th-th-thesaurus!'
'Sorry Mum!'
(on the Hunger Games): 'Is the concept that you have to fight while being hungry? Like, are you still hungry while you're fighting?'
'The Cheetah Girls.'
'You horrible man!'
'And I can see in the dark!'
(on where he sees himself in 20 years): 'My hairline recedes!'
'Nobody can touch our fans except for us. Sorry, we get jealous easily.'
'I'm putting my hat on, what the hell does it look like?...oh, god.'
'I'm as terrifying as a...as a...baby penguin?'
'Harry once shaved his initials into my legs!'
'Cheeseburgers and jelly babies.'
'I have plans to rap on a future 1D track, so....'
'You may not be plastic, but you're fantastic! Never forget that.'
'Send your collection our direction!'
'If you carry bananas with you when you drive, you can throw them at people.'
'Sleep 'til you're hungry, eat 'til you sleep.'
'Two Mars Bars for a euro!'
'I used to have an imaginary friend, called Michael.'
'Ah! Salt in my eye!'
'I'd be invisible.'
''No' Jimmy protested.'
'Do you think anyone knows I'm Irish?'
'Not Jim, he's a different guy. I brought them down to THE gym to get some workout.'
'Clearly, Liam doesn't have a favorite song. Mine, however, is 'Who Let the Dogs Out'''
'Echo, echo, echo!'
'Ice cream very loudly!'
'Triangle, triangle, triangle, triangle, triangle...triangle!'
'I'd be a birthday cake because I'd have a year before I got eaten.'
'I wear two pairs of socks every day.'
'Fluffy, was it?'
'We believe in you, old chaps!'
'Wayne Rooney!'
'Potato!'
'Why did the mushroom go to the party? Because he was a fun-guy!'
'I'd date a fan, as long as she didn't scream in my face.'
'Direction One!'
'I really fancy Katy Perry.'
'AHH! The light!'
'She makes me wanna oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, ohohoh...'
'I'd probably be Susan Boyle....cause, um, you know, she's a good dancer.'
'Hi, I'm (his name) and I have TWO kidneys!'
'I threw a TV out the window when I was six years old.'
'I'm tired and it's winter!'
'Finding a ham and cheese sandwich with a good ham to cheese ratio is always tricky.'
'I dedicate 'I Want' to Nandos.'
'My first celebrity crush was J-Lo. Who can resist that bum?'
'Two minutes, dead. Wha!'
'I want a simple bride that would lie under the stars with me.'
'Nobody wants to see that.... Do you?'
'I am quite handy with a kazoo...'
'Get out of my kitchen!'
'Juggling with phones and wallet.'
'I love Sugarscape more than any other sweetener.'
'As for you, stop having curly hair!'
'Did you swallow a dictionary on the way over here?'
'I hate dancing and I've never done it before and I just feel like an idiot.'
'Oh, not you again. Go away.'
'I haven't got insurance.'
'Referee!!??!'

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