| Catchphrase | Programme Title |
| Listen very carefully, I shall say this only once. | |
| I dont believe it! | |
| I have a cunning plan. | |
| You dirty old man! | |
| Power to the people. | |
| Its goodnight from me and its goodnight from him | |
| Go on, go on, go on, go on, go on. | |
| Am i bovverd? | |
| Nudge nudge, wink wink, say no more! | |
| You plonker! | |
| Ooh, Betty. | |
| I'm free. | |
| Garlic bread. | |
| | Catchphrase | Programme Title |
| Dont mention the war. | |
| I didn't get where I am today .... | |
| Yeah but, no, but yeah, but.... | |
| Ah ha! | |
| You silly moo. | |
| Suit you sir. | |
| Stupid boy! | |
| This is a local shop. | |
| Hi-de-hi campers. | |
| We really wanna see those fingers. | |
| G-G-Granville. | |
| Thats you that is. | |
| Is it coz I is black? | |
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