| Updated Book Title | Original |
| Jimmy and the Genetically Modified Fruit | |
| Forbidden Sex and Suicide Couple | |
| Computer dating in an age of Chlamydia | |
| A Chrismukkah Rap | |
| Windmills? What Bloody Windmills ? | |
| The e-mail Eunuch | |
| Dames With Dwarfism | |
| Hypersomnia | |
| 2084 | |
| | Updated Book Title | Original |
| The Yank With Mutism | |
| Dr Evil's Zombie Mutant | |
| An VLSI integrated Citrus Fruit | |
| Pinot Noir Induced Anger Disorder | |
| Skinny Dipping Brunch | |
| On the Interstate Highway System | |
| To the Automated, Solar Powered Warning Beacon | |
| Lazer Dental Enhancement | |
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