| Description | Muppet |
| Star and host of The Muppet Show | |
| Prima-donna (destined for stardom?) | |
| The above's pet poodle | |
| Protects American morals and values | |
| His catchphrase is 'Wocka wocka wocka!' | |
| Incomprehensible preparer of foodstuffs | |
| 'BEAT DRUMS! BEAT DRUMS!' | |
| Odd looking, unclassifiable alien | |
| Avian love of the above's life | |
| Resident short-sighted scientist | |
| | Description | Muppet |
| Leader of the Electric Mayhem band | |
| Bespecled backstage 'gofer' | |
| Large, hairy ogre | |
| Grey haired monobrow heckler | |
| Pug faced, mustacheoed heckler | |
| Scruffy brown dog of indeterminate breed | |
| Lead guitar player (and nurse) | |
| Joke cracking rodent | |
| He has been shrunk, cloned, deflated, turned invisible, blown up ..... | |
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