What do you mean I’m funny?

I'm Ron Burgundy?

Are you Sarah Conner?

Why so serious?

Was that the boogey man?

Can you get me off the hook, Tom? For old times’ sake?

Have you checked the children?

Is it safe?

If they put you up in front of that grand jury, what you gone tell ‘em?

What's in the box?

Do you expect me to talk?

How do you solve a problem like Maria?

Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk?

Are you a good witch or a bad witch?

Martha? Rubbing alcohol for you?

Fair is fair, Henry. If I nail Hot Lips and punch Hawkeye, can I go home?

Just panties. What else do I need?

Why don't you come up sometime and see me?

What have those Brazilian girls got below the equator that we haven't?

Mother of mercy, is this the end of Rico?

I'm Detective Carter. Do you speak any English? Do you understand the words that are coming out of my mouth?

You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me?

You want me to hold the chicken, huh?

Anybody else feel like a little... giggle... when I mention my fwiend... Biggus?

Why do you wear that stupid bunny suit?

Think ya used enough dynamite there ..... ?

Do you like to gamble, Eddie? Gamble money on pool games?

Do you want me to seduce you?

Just what do you think you're doing, Dave?

Aren’t you a little short for a stormtrooper?

Is this your homework, Larry?

Mirror, Mirror on the wall...who's the fairest of them all?

Do you drink 1% because you think you're fat?

Joey, do you like movies about gladiators?

Yeah. I got a question. Does Barry Manilow know that you raid his wardrobe?

Can he swing from a web?

Rhett... if you go, where shall I go, what shall I do?

Can I borrow you underpants for 10 minutes?

What about the twinkie?

Do you remember where you parked the car?