| Quote | Marx or Wilde |
| I'm not a vegetarian, but I eat animals who are | |
| There is no sin except stupidity | |
| True friends stab you in the front | |
| Politics doesn't make strange bedfellows - marriage does | |
| I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception | |
| Either he's dead or my watch has stopped | |
| One should never trust a woman who tells her real age. If she tells that, she'll tell anything | |
| I cannot say that I do not disagree with you | |
| Money will not make you happy, and happy will not make you money | |
| Always forgive your enemies - nothing annoys them so much | |
| I intend to live forever, or die trying | |
| This suspense is terrible. I hope it will last | |
| Women should be obscene and not heard | |
| The only way to get rid of a temptation is to yield to it | |
| I have nothing to declare but my genius | |
| When good Americans die they go to Paris. When bad Americans die they go to America | |
| I can sympathise with everything, except suffering | |
| A poet can survive everything but a misprint | |
| Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot | |
| Don't give a woman advice; one should never give a woman anything she can't wear in the evening | |
| I've had a wonderful time, but this wasn't it | |
| I like talking to a brick wall, it's the only thing in the world that never contradicts me | |
| Before I speak, I have something important to say | |
| I often take exercise. Why only yesterday I had breakfast in bed | |
| One of us must go (Last Words attributed) | |
| I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member | |
| Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana | |
| Next time I see you, remind me not to talk to you | |
| Room service? Send up a larger room | |
| A man's only as old as the woman he feels | |
| The only way to get rid of a temptation is to yield to it | |
| Room service? Send up a larger room | |
| There is no sin except stupidity | |
| This suspense is terrible. I hope it will last | |
| Next time I see you, remind me not to talk to you | |
| I can sympathise with everything, except suffering | |
| I have nothing to declare but my genius | |
| Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot | |
| I intend to live forever, or die trying | |
| One of us must go (Last Words attributed) | |
| I'm not a vegetarian, but I eat animals who are | |
| Either he's dead or my watch has stopped | |
| I often take exercise. Why only yesterday I had breakfast in bed | |
| I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception | |
| One should never trust a woman who tells her real age. If she tells that, she'll tell anything | |
| A man's only as old as the woman he feels | |
| Always forgive your enemies - nothing annoys them so much | |
| Before I speak, I have something important to say | |
| When good Americans die they go to Paris. When bad Americans die they go to America | |
| I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member | |
| I like talking to a brick wall, it's the only thing in the world that never contradicts me | |
| Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana | |
| A poet can survive everything but a misprint | |
| I cannot say that I do not disagree with you | |
| Money will not make you happy, and happy will not make you money | |
| True friends stab you in the front | |
| Politics doesn't make strange bedfellows - marriage does | |
| I've had a wonderful time, but this wasn't it | |
| Don't give a woman advice; one should never give a woman anything she can't wear in the evening | |
| Women should be obscene and not heard | |