| Insult | Politician | Said by (about) |
| How can they tell? (on hearing of his death) | |
| ...is like a bad comic working the crowd. A moron, if you'll pardon the expression. | |
| The Prime Minister tells us she has given the French president a piece of her mind, not a gift I would receive with alacrity | |
| He's a nice guy, but he played too much football with his helmet off. | |
| He would kill his own mother just so that he could use her skin to make a drum to beat his own praises. | |
| I believe that xxx xxx will someday make this country what it once was... an arctic wilderness. | |
| ...is more stupid than Ronald Reagan put together | |
| Why, this fellow don't know any more about politics than a pig knows about Sunday. | |
| A shoe ! | |
| | Insult | Politician | Said by (about) |
| Nothing more than a well meaning baboon | |
| He inherited some good instincts from his Quaker forebears, but by diligent hard work, he overcame them. | |
| When he does smile, he looks as if he's just evicted a widow. | |
| He turned out to be so many different characters he could have populated all of War and Peace and still had a few people left over. | |
| He is your typical smiling, brilliant, back-stabbing, bullshitting southern nut-cutter. | |
| ...is a man who thinks international affairs means dating a girl from out of town. | |
| Such a little man could not have made so big a depression. | |
| Canada has at last produced a political leader worthy of assassination. | |
| You’ve no idea what it costs to keep the old man in poverty. | |
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