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Click the green button to start and click the correct answers below
Just another excuse to use some Groucho Marx quotes :)
_____ is a wonderful institution, but who wants to live in an institution?
I don’t care to belong to a _____ that accepts people like me as members
I didn’t like the _____, but then I saw it under adverse conditions – the curtain was up
She got her looks from her _____. He’s a plastic surgeon
I was married by a _____. I should have asked for a jury
I’ve had a perfectly wonderful _____. But this wasn’t it.
I never forget a _____, but in your case I’ll be glad to make an exception
A child of five would understand this. Send _____ to fetch a child of five
Time flies like an arrow; _____ flies like a banana
Learn from the _____ of others. You can never live long enough to make them all yourself
Why should I care about _____? What’s _____ ever done for me?
I married your mother because I wanted _____. Imagine my disappointment when you came along
Those are my _____, and if you don't like them...well I have others
My _____ thinks he's a chicken - we don't talk him out of it because we need the eggs
One morning I shot an _____ in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas I'll never know
If you're not having _____, you're doing something wrong
I have nothing but respect for _____ -- and not much of that
Anyone who says he can see through _____ is missing a lot
I intend to_____ forever, or die trying
Either this man is dead or my _____ has stopped
Room service? Send up a larger _____
You know I could rent you out as a decoy for _____ hunters?
Time wounds all _____
I don’t have a _____, but you can have my footprints. They’re upstairs in my socks
I am free of all _____. I hate every one equally
Do you mind if I don't _____?
Quote me as saying _____ was misquoted
_____ intelligence is a contradiction in terms
Here's to our wives and _____ ...may they never meet!
A _____ is only as old as the woman he feels
If you find it hard to laugh at _____, I would be happy to do it for you
Go, and never darken my _____ again
My _____ loved children -- she would have given anything if I had been one
Women should be _____ and not heard
I must _____, I was born at a very early age
I remember the first time I had _____ - I kept the receipt
I've got the _____ of a four year old. I'll bet he was glad to be rid of it
Marry me and I'll never look at another _____
_____ are people who feel they don't dance enough
Next time I see you, remind _____ not to talk to you
Groucho is not my real name. I am breaking it in for a _____
Remember men, we're fighting for this woman's honour; which is probably more than _____ ever did.
I wish you’d keep my _____ to yourself
Marriage is the chief cause of _____
Whoever named it _____ was a poor judge of anatomy
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