_____ is a wonderful institution, but who wants to live in an institution?

I don’t care to belong to a _____ that accepts people like me as members

I didn’t like the _____, but then I saw it under adverse conditions – the curtain was up

She got her looks from her _____. He’s a plastic surgeon

I was married by a _____. I should have asked for a jury

I’ve had a perfectly wonderful _____. But this wasn’t it.

I never forget a _____, but in your case I’ll be glad to make an exception

A child of five would understand this. Send _____ to fetch a child of five

Time flies like an arrow; _____ flies like a banana

Learn from the _____ of others. You can never live long enough to make them all yourself

Why should I care about _____? What’s _____ ever done for me?

I married your mother because I wanted _____. Imagine my disappointment when you came along

Those are my _____, and if you don't like them...well I have others

My _____ thinks he's a chicken - we don't talk him out of it because we need the eggs

One morning I shot an _____ in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas I'll never know

If you're not having _____, you're doing something wrong

I have nothing but respect for _____ -- and not much of that

Anyone who says he can see through _____ is missing a lot

I intend to_____ forever, or die trying

Either this man is dead or my _____ has stopped

Room service? Send up a larger _____

You know I could rent you out as a decoy for _____ hunters?

Time wounds all _____

I don’t have a _____, but you can have my footprints. They’re upstairs in my socks

I am free of all _____. I hate every one equally

Do you mind if I don't _____?

Quote me as saying _____ was misquoted

_____ intelligence is a contradiction in terms

Here's to our wives and _____ ...may they never meet!

A _____ is only as old as the woman he feels

If you find it hard to laugh at _____, I would be happy to do it for you

Go, and never darken my _____ again

My _____ loved children -- she would have given anything if I had been one

Women should be _____ and not heard

I must _____, I was born at a very early age

I remember the first time I had _____ - I kept the receipt

I've got the _____ of a four year old. I'll bet he was glad to be rid of it

Marry me and I'll never look at another _____

_____ are people who feel they don't dance enough

Next time I see you, remind _____ not to talk to you

Groucho is not my real name. I am breaking it in for a _____

Remember men, we're fighting for this woman's honour; which is probably more than _____ ever did.

I wish you’d keep my _____ to yourself

Marriage is the chief cause of _____

Whoever named it _____ was a poor judge of anatomy