Doctor, Doctor how do I stop my nose from running?
Doctor, Doctor I keep getting pains in the eye when I drink coffee
Doctor, Doctor I feel like a pack of cards
Doctor, Doctor will this ointment clear up my spots?
Doctor, Doctor Can I have second opinion?
Doctor, Doctor you have to help me out
Doctor, Doctor I feel like an apple
Doctor, Doctor I keep painting myself gold
Doctor, Doctor I've just swallowed a roll of film
Doctor, Doctor I snore so loud I keep myself awake
Doctor, Doctor everyone keeps ignoring me
Doctor, Doctor some days I feel like a tee-pee and other days I feel like a wig-wam
Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking I'm a caterpillar
Doctor, Doctor I smell like fish
Doctor, Doctor I think I'm a burglar
Doctor, Doctor I'm having trouble with my breathing
Doctor, Doctor I feel like a dog
Doctor, Doctor I can't get to sleep
Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking I'm a woodworm
Doctor, Doctor I think I'm an electric eel
Doctor, Doctor what did the x-ray of my head show?
Doctor, Doctor I feel like a pony
Doctor, Doctor I've just eaten a red ball, a blue ball and a yellow ball
Doctor, Doctor tell me about the symptoms?
Doctor, Doctor I’m shrinking
Doctor, Doctor I’ve got amnesia
Doctor, Doctor I’ve hurt my arm in several places
Doctor, Doctor I think I'm a strawberry
Doctor, Doctor I think I've broken my neck
Doctor, Doctor I think I'm a bridge?