| Lyric | Artist/Band | Song |
| 'There's an old man sitting next to me making love to his tonic and gin' | |
| 'And every time I run my nails down someone else's back/I hope you feel it/Well, can you feel it?' | |
| 'Throw down your umbilical noose so I can climb right back...I wish I could eat your cancer when you turn black' | |
| 'Only the man from next door knew little Susie, and how she cried/As he reached down to close Susie's eyes...Lift her with care/Oh, the blood in her hair' | |
| 'Every single day and every word you say/Every game you play/Every night you stay, I'll be watching you/Oh can't you see, you belong to me?' | |
| 'If I was invisible, then I could just watch you in your room/If I was invisble, I'd make you mine tonight' | |
| 'Swagger tighter than a yeast infection/Fly go hard like geese erection' | |
| 'We can do it till we both wake up' | |
| 'Beat me, hate me/You can never break me/Will me, thrill me/You can never kill me/Jew me, sue me/Everybody do me/Kick me, kike me/Don't you black or white me' | |
| 'She had dumps like a truck, truck, truck.' (?) | |
| | Lyric | Artist/Band | Song |
| 'I'm just trying to say the way school need teachers/The way Kathie Lee needed Regis/That's the way I need Jesus' | |
| 'Just slip into the arms of the disco strangler/He's been around here all along, baby/Been waiting for his time to come/You lookin' for attention, darlin'?' | |
| 'Hate me/Do it and do it again/Waste me/Rape me, my friend' | |
| 'You make a dead man come.' (Through most of the song, this lyric is, 'You make a grown man cry,' but they switch it up at the end.) | |
| 'Squeeze me baby/Till the juice runs down my leg' | |
| 'You're an uncle f**ka/Yes, it's true/Nobody f**ks uncles quite like you' | |
| 'And that one looks Jewish, and that one's a coon/Who let all this riffraff into the room?...If I had my way, I'd have all of ya shot' | |
| 'You'd better run for your life if you can, little girl/Hide your head in the sand, little girl/Catch you with another man/That's the end, little girl' | |
| 'My s**t is taboo, like my sister's a**-crack.' | |
| 'Patty likes to rock and roll/A hot dog makes her lose control.' (The artist doesn't matter - just guess which sitcom's theme song contains those lines) | |
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