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| Welcome to your stereotypical journey! For the purposes of the quiz, the female character will be referred to as you. (Sorry, Fellas) | |
| Good job, you're already ahead of the game. | |
| As many ladies know, it's hard to get noticed when you're flat. | |
| Where do your alliances lie? | |
| Yes, join the dark side. | |
| I sense a male author present. | |
| What a way to go. | |
| Way to stay classy while causing havoc. | |
| Like Mystique before you, you're maliciously delicious. | |
| You don't need a mustache to cause chaos. | |
| Don't be fooled. She will kill you, and love every minute of it. | |
| Wow, how progressive. | |
| Age before beauty applies to villainy too. | |
| Of course, because women can't be alone, right? | |
| Like Lucille Bluth, your family is all you have... but you're working on that. | |
| Who needs children when your husband follows your every command? | |
| You have the power... and some serious self-esteem issues. | |
| Of course not, Hollywood only likes young faces. | |
| Oh, it must be a chick flick then. | |
| Regina George would be so proud of you, right before she psychologically crippled you. | |
| Enjoy it while it lasts because he won't be yours for long. | |
| Right, becaue a girl can't lead unless it's a chick flick. | |
| You are woman and you will roar. | |
| Do you like him like him? | |
| Of course you do, there's always some romance there somewhere. | |
| That just means you need to try harder to get him. | |
| What you had was special... he just doesn't remember it like you do. | |
| You could have the perfect relationship, if only he'd stop running away. | |
| Good for you. | |
| Like Tracy Flick, you've got ambition up the wazoo and you're not afraid to use it. | |
| You're evil, and that's pretty much all the character development you're going to get. | |
| Don't worry, you can still have ideas without representing one. | |
| Hooray for not being a robot! | |
| Like Gwen Stacy, you had so much potential. Too bad for you, the protagonist's character development is more important than your survival. | |
| They do exist! | |
| Be a good little girl. | |
| Snaps for not being just a source for sexual tension. | |
| Stronger in numbers, I guess. | |
| You mainly stay aloof, but have been known to flip flop at times. Whatever you do what you want. | |
| Feel the heal. | |
| You are intelligent and strong-willed, but because you're a girl, also sensitive and look good in your suit. | |
| You keep the crew of the Enterprise emotionally stable with your empathic abilities. | |
| Even the voice of reason can be perceived as shrill. | |
| You're smart and people love you for it, but they're rarely in love with you for it. | |
| Like Angelica Pickles, you know you're in charge and it's about time everyone else did too. | |
| Like Dorothy Zbornak, you're always ready to drag your friends back to reality with the ever-ready sarcastic comment. | |
| Where else would the emotions lie? | |
| Sorry, you're just there to pretty up the room. | |
| I should hope so. | |
| Like Molly Weasley, you see everyone as your babies and will protect them as such. | |
| Like Leeloo, you are more than meets the eye. | |
| Not afraid to fight, eh? | |
| You'll fight, but still look fabulous doing it. | |
| Like Zoe Washburne, you are lean, mean, fighting machine. | |
| Ah, an even playing field. | |
| Like River Tam, you have a troubled past that's made you into the awesome fighting machine you are. | |
| Like Chun-Li, you're not afraid to mix it up with the big boys. | |
| Like Hit Girl, you like Hello Kitty, comics, and killing... lots and lots of killing. | |
| Sometimes you have to man up to be taken seriously. | |
| You have a massive chip on your shoulder, and will go down in a blaze of glory. | |
| You're just one of the guys. | |
| Shut up, Meg. | |
| Then you must want to make your family bigger, right? | |
| Of course you want one, you're a baby factory. | |
| It's entrapment with the female's greatest weapon: babies with a side of hot steaming guilt. | |
| You biological clock is ticking like this! BOOM! BOOM! BOOM! | |
| Hey, Mama. | |
| Of course, keeping those kids in check is a full-time job. | |
| You know what's best for them, no matter what. | |
| Like Sarah Connor, you will take on the world to protect your precious baby. | |
| Like Claire Littleton, your baby has a knack for getting into trouble, but you have a powerful set of lungs to scream for help when he does. | |
| You're kid is one bad–Shut your mouth! | |
| You've got better things to do than change diapers. | |
| Everybody loves a baby, right? | |
| It'll be tough, but chances are you'll find your way in the span of 90 minutes. | |
| Don't fool yourself, you're a love interest. | |
| No visits from the stork for you. | |
| Be careful where you step, you're walking into a world of stereotypes. | |
| Uh oh, that's not good. | |
| Didn't you learn anything from Scream? | |
| Your one motivation: payback. | |
| Phew, dodged a bullet there. | |
| Like Samara Morgan, you prove that creepy children can be just as scary as chainsaw-wielding adults. | |
| Oh good, those creepy kids freak me out. | |
| You don't know how you did it, but you managed to avoid the bloodbath and come out victorious. | |
| Good job, you just avoided a barrage of stereotypes. | |
| You're not afraid to crack a few skulls. | |
| One track mind, eh? | |
| Like Red Sonja, you like to kick butt and that's pretty much all you do. | |
| You wouldn't want to break a nail, right? | |
| Practically perfect in every way. | |
| Like the Oracle, you know exactly what's going on, and through your exceedingly cryptic advice you'll make sure it stays that way. | |
| Of course, Hollywood only likes fresh young faces. | |
| What's not to like? | |
| At least through the male persepctive. | |
| You're amazingly intelligent, outrageously beautiful, adored by all around you, and completely unrealistic. | |
| Oh good, you know you're not perfect. | |
| You'll get a life as soon as your paperwork is done. | |
| If you can't say something nice... who are you kidding, you'll say anything that comes to mind. | |
| They're just like real people, right? Little, furry, apathetic people. | |
| Like Lisa Turtle, your riches will make your friends love you and hate you at the same time. | |
| Like Blanche Devereaux, you are notoriously man-hungry and little else. | |
| Like Brittany Pierce, you're not the brightest bulb, but that's OK because you wouldn't know how to install it anyway. | |
| See any one of the Kardashians. | |
| You're affinity for falling makes everyone fall for you. | |
| Like Helen Lovejoy, you know everything about everyone and soon everyone else will too. | |
| You have a knack for getting into trouble, but don't worry someone will be with you shortly. | |
| You are the product of bad luck, bad writing and female paranoia that men are scum and will hurt you. | |
| WINNING! | |
| Welcome to 90% of all female roles. | |
| You never made it, but you'll always be his favorite fantasy. | |
| Warning: entering chick flick territory. | |
| Of course! He's your one and only someone. | |
| Did you see Mannequin? Yeah, you don't need to see Mannequin. | |
| Just like real life! | |
| Pssh, you can take care of yourself thank you very much. | |
| Like Knives Chau, you were the best thing that ever happened to him... he just doesn't know it yet. | |
| Like Mikaela Banes, you're roles are to pretty up the scenery and provide the triumphant kiss before the credits. | |
| So what? You like a little variety. | |
| Way to tie that down. | |
| Duh, he's a moron. | |
| Like Marge Simpson, you love that neanderthal of a husband despite the fact that he's aging you horribly. | |
| Of course you are! He needs to know what a horrible job he's doing. | |
| Like Debra Barone, you won't rest until every ounce of your man's independence is crushed. | |
| You would try to change your man, if you weren't too busy shopping. | |
| As Tammy Wynette said, stand by your man. | |
| Like EVE, you are not afraid to join the fray by your man's side. | |
| Nah, too much work. | |
| Like Lois Griffin, you are loved by everyone, especially your man. | |
| You don't care what others think, as long as you make your man happy. | |
| Not yet at least. | |
| He must see the error of his ways. | |
| Like Neytiri, you need to show your man that cultural acceptance is the way to go. | |
| No depressing issues of cultural diversity for you. | |
| Like Sam in Garden State, you're eccentric, quirky, unpredictable, and quite possibly insane. What's not to like? | |
| At least you have some character development. | |
| Like Arwen, you won't let the fact that you're different species keep you from getting your man. | |
| You'll be perfectly happy once you realize you're with the wrong man. | |
| Like Kate Austen, you just can't quite make up your mind. | |
| Lighten up, will ya? | |
| I'll get a life as soon as I get that promotion. | |
| Helga Pataki said it best, 'Oh, Arnold, how I love you. And yet I hate you!' | |
| Don't worry. All you need to do is take off the glasses, let down your hair, and do a slow-mo walk down some stairs and the boys will come running. | |
| WINNING! | |