My name is Eric Cartman and I live in Colorado. My best friend in the whole world is Kenny McCormick and he, he's sick right now. He's real sick. He's only eight years old and his doctors don't think he has very long to live. Look, I realize that using the tissue from aborted fetuses for research is a touchy subject, but... All I know is that if there's a chance, a... chance that stem-cell research could save my best friend's life, well... I guess I owe it to him to try and change your minds. I love Kenny McCormick and... [sob] I want you to love him too. [sobbing] And I uh, I'm not the best speaker in the world. Maybe I can put it best in the words of a timeless song:
It was the heat of the moment telling me what your heart meant; The heat of the moment shone in your eyes
I never meant to be so bad to you; One thing I said that I would never do |