Homer Simpson or Peter Griffin

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Can you name the source of these words of wisdom: Homer Simpson ('H') or Peter Griffin ('P')?

Updated Apr 30, 2016

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We're officially on welfare. Come on, kids. Help me scatter car parts on the front lawn.
When I look at the smiles on all the children's faces, I just know they're about to jab me with something.
Now, I know you're a feminist, and I think that's adorable, but this is grown-up time and I'm the man.
I'm not a bad guy! I work hard, and I love my kids. So why should I spend half my Sunday hearing about how I'm going to Hell?
Television! Teacher, mother, secret lover.
Now kids, Daddy only drank so that the Statue of Liberty would take her clothes off.
(Son), with $10,000 we'd be millionaires! We could buy all kinds of useful things like...love!
I had such a crush on her. Until I met you, (wife). You're my silver medal.
Step aside, its time for me to do my fatherly duty. Haha I said duty, but no time to laugh about it now.
(Son), everything I say is a lie. Except that. And that. And that. And that. And that. And that. And that. And that.
(Boss), I can't come to work today because I was in a terrible plane crash. My family is dead and I am a vegetable. See you tomorrow.
Any problem caused by a tank can be solved by a tank.
I am so not competitive. In fact, I am the least non-competitive. So I win.
The only monster here is the gambling monster that has enslaved your mother! I call him Gamblor, and it's time to snatch your mother from his neon claws!
If I'm a child that means you're a pedophile, and I'll be damned if I'm going stand here and take this from a pervert.
If something's hard to do, then it's not worth doing.
What do we need a psychiatrist for? We know our kid is nuts.
When will I learn? The answer to life's problems aren't at the bottom of a bottle, they're on TV!
I'm normally not a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me, Superman.
Kill my boss? Do I dare live out the American dream?
People make up lies all the time. You know Vietnam? Never happened.
I like my beer cold, my TV loud and my homosexuals flaming.
To you she may be worth a million dollars. But to me she's worthless!
Oh my god, (friend), there's a message in my Alphabits. It says, 'Oooooo.'
If by 'read', you mean 'imagine the naked lady', then yes.
Son, this is a big day for you. Today, you become the man of the house, because, when we get home, your mother is going to kill me.
Aw crap, since when did they change the meaning of 'for' to 'from'?
'To Start Press Any Key.' Where's the 'ANY' key?
Operator! Give me the number for 911!
Maybe, just once, someone will call me 'Sir' without adding, 'You're making a scene.'
Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try.
All my life I've had one dream, to achieve my many goals.
Now I may be an idiot, but there is one thing I am not, sir, and that, sir, is an idiot.
I got an idea, an idea so smart my head would explode if I even began to know what I was talking about.
I saw you in that coffee shop, breaking the fifth commandment. Congress passes these things for a reason, (wife).
I'm in no condition to drive...wait! I shouldn't listen to myself, I'm drunk!
Getting out of jury duty is easy. The trick is to say you're prejudiced against all races.
Oh yeah? Well, according to paragraph 7, sentence 3, word 8 of the Geneva Convention... 'the'.
Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand.
To alcohol! The cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems.
Aw, c'mon (wife), isn't 'bribe' just another word for 'love'?
Marriage is like a coffin and each kid is another nail.
Math. Math my dear boy is nothing more than the lesbian sister of biology.
I think (boss) picked me because of my motivational skills. Everyone says they have to work a lot harder when I'm around.
(Daughter), vampires are make-believe, like elves, gremlins, and eskimos.
Excuse me, is your refrigerator running? Because if it is, it probably runs like you - very homosexually.
(Daughter), if you don't like your job you don't strike. You just go in every day and do it really half-assed. That's the American way.
See, (daughter), things always work out if you just do whatever you want without thinking about the consequences.
They look at me and see a loser. Except that guy with the lazy eye... He sees a loser and a snack machine.
That's it! You people have stood in my way long enough. I'm going to clown college!

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