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Can you name the source of these words of wisdom: Homer Simpson ('H') or Peter Griffin ('P')?

Updated Apr 30, 2016

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When will I learn? The answer to life's problems aren't at the bottom of a bottle, they're on TV!
I'm in no condition to drive...wait! I shouldn't listen to myself, I'm drunk!
Now kids, Daddy only drank so that the Statue of Liberty would take her clothes off.
Now, I know you're a feminist, and I think that's adorable, but this is grown-up time and I'm the man.
Oh yeah? Well, according to paragraph 7, sentence 3, word 8 of the Geneva Convention... 'the'.
Maybe, just once, someone will call me 'Sir' without adding, 'You're making a scene.'
Television! Teacher, mother, secret lover.
What do we need a psychiatrist for? We know our kid is nuts.
Now I may be an idiot, but there is one thing I am not, sir, and that, sir, is an idiot.
The only monster here is the gambling monster that has enslaved your mother! I call him Gamblor, and it's time to snatch your mother from his neon claws!
Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try.
Marriage is like a coffin and each kid is another nail.
I'm normally not a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me, Superman.
Step aside, its time for me to do my fatherly duty. Haha I said duty, but no time to laugh about it now.
People make up lies all the time. You know Vietnam? Never happened.
(Daughter), if you don't like your job you don't strike. You just go in every day and do it really half-assed. That's the American way.
I saw you in that coffee shop, breaking the fifth commandment. Congress passes these things for a reason, (wife).
Math. Math my dear boy is nothing more than the lesbian sister of biology.
Getting out of jury duty is easy. The trick is to say you're prejudiced against all races.
Aw crap, since when did they change the meaning of 'for' to 'from'?
(Boss), I can't come to work today because I was in a terrible plane crash. My family is dead and I am a vegetable. See you tomorrow.
I like my beer cold, my TV loud and my homosexuals flaming.
All my life I've had one dream, to achieve my many goals.
That's it! You people have stood in my way long enough. I'm going to clown college!
When I look at the smiles on all the children's faces, I just know they're about to jab me with something.
Oh my god, (friend), there's a message in my Alphabits. It says, 'Oooooo.'
To alcohol! The cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems.
See, (daughter), things always work out if you just do whatever you want without thinking about the consequences.
(Son), with $10,000 we'd be millionaires! We could buy all kinds of useful things!
Aw, c'mon (wife), isn't 'bribe' just another word for 'love'?
I got an idea, an idea so smart my head would explode if I even began to know what I was talking about.
(Daughter), vampires are make-believe, like elves, gremlins, and eskimos.
Operator! Give me the number for 911!
'To Start Press Any Key.' Where's the 'ANY' key?
I'm not a bad guy! I work hard, and I love my kids. So why should I spend half my Sunday hearing about how I'm going to Hell?
Son, this is a big day for you. Today, you become the man of the house, because, when we get home, your mother is going to kill me.
They look at me and see a loser. Except that guy with the lazy eye... He sees a loser and a snack machine.
We're officially on welfare. Come on, kids. Help me scatter car parts on the front lawn.
Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand.
Kill my boss? Do I dare live out the American dream?
Any problem caused by a tank can be solved by a tank.
I had such a crush on her. Until I met you, (wife). You're my silver medal.
Excuse me, is your refrigerator running? Because if it is, it probably runs like you - very homosexually.
I am so not competitive. In fact, I am the least non-competitive. So I win.
If something's hard to do, then it's not worth doing.
I think (boss) picked me because of my motivational skills. Everyone says they have to work a lot harder when I'm around.
(Son), everything I say is a lie. Except that. And that. And that. And that. And that. And that. And that. And that.
If I'm a child that means you're a pedophile, and I'll be damned if I'm going stand here and take this from a pervert.
If by 'read', you mean 'imagine the naked lady', then yes.
To you she may be worth a million dollars. But to me she's worthless!

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