| Insult | Missing Words |
| Obvious: Excuse me, is that your nose or did a bus ____ on your face? | |
| Meteorological: Everybody take cover, she's going to ____! | |
| Fashionable: You could de-emphasise your nose if you wore something ______...like Wyoming. | |
| Personal: Well, here we are... Just the _____ of us. | |
| Punctual: Okay, your nose was on ____, but you were fifteen minutes ____. | |
| Envious: Oh, I wish I were you... to be able to _____ your own ear! | |
| Naughty: Some of the ladies have asked if you wouldn't mind _______ that thing ____. | |
| Philosophical: It is not the ____ of a nose that counts...it's what's __ it that matters. | |
| Humorous: Laugh and the world laughs with you... ______ and it's goodbye, Seattle. | |
| Commercial: Hi, I am Earl Scheib and I can _____ that nose for $39.95! | |
| Polite: Would you mind not _______ your head? The orchestra keeps changing _____. | |
| Melodic: Everybody. He's got the whole world in his ____. | |
| Sympathetic: What happened? Did your parents lose a ___ with ___? | |
| Complimentary: You must love the little birdies to give them this to _____ on. | |
| Scientific: Say, does that thing there influence the _____? | |
| Obscure: Whoa, I would hate to see the __________. | |
| Inquiry: When you stop and _____ the flowers... are they ______? | |
| French: The pigs have refused to find any more ________ until you _____. | |
| Pornographic: Finally a man who can satisfy two _____ at ____. | |
| Religious: The ____ giveth... and He just kept on ______, didn't he? | |
| Disgusting: Say, who ____ your nose hair? | |
| Paranoid: Keep that guy away from my _______! | |
| Aromatic: It must be wonderful to wake up in the morning and smell the ______... in Brazil. | |
| Appreciative: Oh, how original. Most people just have their teeth ______. | |
| Dirty: Your name would not be ____, would it? | |