| Hint | Character | Quote |
| Jerry Holkins | |
| Mike Krahulik | |
| Niece | |
| Apple Enthusiast | |
| Cat | |
| Media Player | |
| Robotic Juicer | |
| Holkins' Wife | |
| Krahulik's Wife | |
| Deceased Roomate | |
| Friend | |
| Friend | |
| Friend | |
| Friend | |
| Guitarist Friend | |
| Anchorman | |
| Vietnam Vet/Store Manager | |
| | Hint | Character | Quote |
| Retail Worker | |
| Ex-Boyfriend | |
| Exterminator | |
| 'Song of the Sorcelator' Author | |
| Warrior of the Wandering Age | |
| 'Song of the Sorcelator' Character | |
| 'Assault in Underhell' Character | |
| Helpful Guide to the English Language | |
| 'The Birdsea' Character | |
| 'The Birdsea' Character | |
| Savior | |
| Prince of Darkness | |
| Parasitic Alien | |
| Cartoon Character | |
| Monkey | |
| Golf Caddy | |
| Krahulik's Son | |
| ??? | |
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