| The Setup | The Setter | The Executioner |
|---|
| And up comes the tool bar | |
| Why did you get it so big? | |
| Why is this so hard? | |
| This is gonna feel so good getting this thing off my chest. | |
| Does the skin look red and swollen? | |
| How about a big round of applause for Mr. Dwight Schrute. This is huge. | |
| Oscar, would you reach over and touch his thing. | |
| Wow. That is really hard. You really think you can go all day long? Well, you always left me satisfied and smiling, so... | |
| You're hardly my first | |
| Um, my mother's coming | |
| Let's just blow this party off. | |
| | The Setup | The Setter | The Executioner |
|---|
| No, no! I need two men on this! | |
| Can you make that straighter? | |
| Dwight, get out of my nook | |
| At least we put the matter to bed | |
| You already did me | |
| And you were directly under her the entire time? | |
| ...to lighten the tension when things sorta get hard | |
| Think about it long and hard | |
| Force it in as deep as you can. | |
| They taste so good in my mouth | |
| It was easy to get in, but impossible to rise up. | |
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