| Description | Character |
| We killed each other...we were close. | |
| I enjoyed tasting Joyce. | |
| I like bug sandwhiches for lunch. | |
| I need to harvest a brain and a heart. | |
| I've been set free onto the internet...I'd watch out if I were you! | |
| I've had four wives since 1957...I'd like Joyce to be my next. | |
| Cherry pie is my favourite. | |
| I'm actually a little league coach. | |
| I am the only thing that 'Jonathan' is afraid of. | |
| I'm super gorgeous, and super fashionable...oh and I'll kill you. | |
| I turned a group of students into hyenas. | |
| I don't believe in being caged up. | |
| I killed my teacher in 1955, and relive it through other people over and over. | |
| We've been released into the world and now we want revenge! | |
| Brains....brains! | |
| I will ruin the prom! | |
| I am creating my own frakenstein. | |
| Kill us all you want....more will come. | |
| I just want to be a vampire. | |
| I killed a guy...and I don't care! | |
| You ignored me, now you must pay! | |
| Golly, I sure am excited to feast on you students! | |
| I just loved popping that guys eye out. | |
| Lets see...we made her think she was crazy, we made her invisible, we made her repeat her day over and over...the list goes on. We're super cool. | |
| We're not technically evil...we just don't want to fight demons. | |
| This is what happens when you make me cranky. | |
| Evil? Really?...I'm more of a trickster. | |
| I'm like a drug dealer...only for magic. | |
| I'm like a drug addict...only for magic. | |
| I was jelous of my daughters youth. | |