| Question | Answer | |
| Are you miffed that this is the 2nd Idiot Test after I made 'The Final Idiot Test'? | |
| This website promotes 'mentally stimulating diversions'? | |
| In what country is Bank of America's headquarters located in? | |
| In what country is Royal Bank of Scotland's headquarters located in? | |
| Since the 26th of September fell on a Monday, what day will the 31st fall on? | |
| The Spanish word 'hospital' translates into this word in English? | |
| What was the name of the prison in the movie 'The Shawshank Redemption'? | |
| The SAT Reasoning Test is a standardized test for college admissions. What does the T in SAT stand for? | |
| Fresh Cream was an album put out in 1966 by this English band? | |
| New York City is the capital of this state? | |
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| The element with the atomic number 99 is named in honor of Albert Einstein. What is its name? | |
| A Black Russian has vodka and Kahlua in it. When cream or milk is added to it, it forms this drink? | |
| (1243+76321/645) x (435/9.43+42) x (5232-12) x (3-3)? | |
| On what day of Christmas did your true love give you four calling birds? | |
| Who won Super Bowl XLVI? | |
| Ally, ouh aveto doi sty pets? | |
| A sailboat is powered by this? | |
| What number did Baseball Hall of Famer Ty Cobb wear? | |
| If you are swimming with fins, what country are they from? | |
| This man was the founder of Taco Bell? | |
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