| Clue | Answer |
| Not the most talkative member of the workforce | |
| Helpful numerical rule of thumb for suicide | |
| Source of advil, floss, and condoms | |
| CJR's arch-nemesis | |
| The latest in DFCI RA fashion | |
| Holiday treat at Cheryl's | |
| Adam's war cry at Disney | |
| One of Alex's fish, maybe still alive? | |
| DFCI's Arch-nemesis (or at least LAF's) | |
| Most heavily defended but least proven concept | |
| Someone CJR and Cheryl love to quote | |
| The only thing CJR and Eric didn't agree on | |
| Jeff ruined dinner when he commented on Sharon's... | |
| Primitive, initial substitute for sporcle | |
| Bane of Eric's existence | |
| Eric's pre-arrival nickname | |
| One of the 'Dreamiest Guys of DFCI' | |
| Keep this away from posters! | |
| Continual source of amazement for some in California | |
| What all these things have in common | |
| Failed REACH incentive | |
| What some talks in DC made Eric appreciate | |
| Most 'helpful' member of LAF staff | |