| Quotes | |
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| You look like a full-grown, alpha male douchebag. | |
| You just pointed out that I have no self-control. Clever strategy | |
| Let's summon some spirits. This Emily chick has some serious explaining to do | |
| I've sworn off men forever, but it doesn't mean I can't observe them from a safe distance | |
| Person 1: What's wrong with 'hey?' Person 2: It reeks of awkward subtext | |
| Stefan smiles. Alert the media! | |
| Person 1: It's just some stupid necklace. Person 2: You're the only stupid thing here | |
| You'll rock her world so hard with your vamp sex, she'll be yours forever | |
| We met and we talked and it was epic. But the sun came up and reality set in. | |
| Great gal. She's got spunk. You, on the other hand, look pooped | |
| I'm not gonna be one of those pathetic girls whose world stops just because of some guy | |
| Person 1: think there's something he doesn't want me to know, which makes me wanna know all the more. Person 2:Like he's a serial killer and keeps a clown suit in his trunk? | |
| You're dead, dude. Get over it. | |
| Football is a contact sport. Sometimes, people get hurt | |
| I made it through the day. I must have said 'I'm fine' 37 times. | |
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