| Line | Answer | Words |
| Ever since I was a young boy | |
| From Soho down to Brighton | |
| But I ain't seen nothing like him | |
| That deaf, dumb, and blind kid | |
| He stands like a statue | |
| Feeling all the bumpers | |
| He plays by intuition | |
| That deaf, dumb, and blind kid | |
| He's a pinball wizard | |
| A pinball wizard's | |
| How do you think he does it? | |
| | Line | Answer | Words |
| What makes him | |
| Ain't got no distractions | |
| Don't see no lights a-flashin' | |
| Always gets the replay | |
| That deaf, dumb, and blind kid | |
| I thought I was | |
| But I just handed | |
| Even on my favorite table | |
| His disciples lead him in | |
| He's got crazy flipper fingers | |
| That deaf, dumb, and blind kid | |
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