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It is the nature of chickens to cross roads.
Asking this question denies your own chicken nature.
Chickens, over great periods of time, have been naturally selected in such a way that they are now genetically disposed to cross roads.
Whether the chicken crossed the road or the road moved beneath the chicken depends upon your frame of reference.
The chicken did not cross the road... it transcended it.
The road, you see, represents the black man. The chicken `crossed' the black man in order to trample him and keep him down.
The fact that you are at all concerned that the chicken crossed the road reveals your underlying sexual insecurity.
To die. In the rain.
Because of an excess of phlegm in its pancreas.
This was an unprovoked act of rebellion and we were quite justified in dropping 50 tons of nerve gas on it.
I envision a world where all chickens will be free to cross roads without having their motives called into question.
To boldly go where no chicken has gone before.
Because that's the only trip the establishment would let it take.
The point is that the chicken crossed the road. Who cares why? The end of crossing the road justifies whatever motive there was.
The other side is just as dull as this one. Don't talk to me about chickens.
It was a historical inevitability.
And God came down from the Heavens, and He said unto the chicken, ``Thou shalt cross the road.'' And the chicken crossed the road, and there was much rejoicing.
You saw it cross the road with your own eyes. How many more chickens have to cross the road before you believe it?
The chicken did not cross the road. I repeat, the chicken did NOT cross the road.
For the greater good.
I missed one?
It was an instinctive maneuver. The chicken obviously didn't see the road until he had already started to cross.
Why does anyone cross a road? I mean, why doesn't anyone ever think to ask, What the heck was this chicken doing walking around all over the place, anyway?
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