Jewish engineer/astronaut who likes dickies

Gun-totin' Canadian and former teen pop star

Middle child raised by her uncle, dad, and dad's best friend in San Francisco

Bald Federation starship captain who likes Earl Grey tea

Forensic scientist with multiple PhDs; Rhodes Scholar; conspiracy theorist; large inheritance

Corrupt, bumbling Georgia sheriff with a basset hound named 'Flash'

Scheming second-in-command who changes into an F-15 fighter jet

Intelligent middle child who plays the baritone saxophone

Alien who drinks with his fingers; considers 'Shazbot' to be profane

Movie-loving jokester who wants to eventually lead his own investigative team

Dim-witted, promiscuous brother of a vampire-loving fairy

Redhead formerly betrothed to an inbred blonde king

Strong redhead in love with the skinny boy next door; loves flannel

Voluptuous Colombian who 'butchers' the English language; horrible driver

Former secretary turned criminal; likes milk, black latex, and whips

Popular co-ed, cheerleader, volleyball player who sporatically dated the mischievous popular guy

Blonde surgeon, divorcée, and cancer survivor

Nervous, twice-divorced Jungian psychologist who likes lattes with a 'whisper' of cinnamon

Handyman side-kick who loves flannel and can tell the type of wood by smell

Self-centered, air-headed, 'valley girl' whose father is a judge

Young Republican with hippie parents; idolized Ronald Reagan and Milton Friedman

Classy, poised, intelligent, articulate mother of five; successful attorney

Pompous, elitist steward of a Hawaiian estate; has two Doberman Pinschers

Cycloptic cargo ship captain who sounds remarkably like Peggy Bundy

Latently bi-sexual surgeon with a frat-boy image; went to medical school in the Bahamas