'I'm not a gay pirate.'

'You're playing hockey, with a basketball and tennis rackets?'

'I'm gonna do what that guy couldn't, I'm gonna take the plunge. Well, I guess that's not a perfect metaphor since for me it's falling in love and for him it's death.'

'We're building an igloo in Central Park! It's going to be legendary!'

'I never played any team sports.'

'This is the 90s, why does it look like 1986?'

'Canadian Thanksgiving celebrates explorer Martin Frobisher's valiant yet ultimately unsuccessful attempt to find the northwest passage.'

'Dear Ted: It's 'encyclopedia', not 'encyclopaedia'.

'I'll be there to share my ice cream cone, we'll lick it side-by-side, and deep inside you'll know before the day is done'

'Everyone thinks they're a good kisser.'

'Back in her cave, she prepared us a snack. 'Neath her mighty hooves, the floorboards did crack. But when she returned, she found a sound sleeper.'

'It must be hard to be a professor, grading tests and all.' 'The key is to make it fun. For example, every time I find a spelling error, I take a shot.'

'Do you have a cold?'

'Babies are scary. They got big eyes, and that soft spot...'

'Let's see how Blah Blah's doing on the hot/crazy scale. She started the night here, but as the night progressed, she has gotten crazier, but she hasn't gotten any hotter.'

'To score a 10 would be just fine, but I'd rather be dressed to the nines!'

'That beer looks a little flat.'

'Go for Barney. Cut to the chase...what's your cup size?'

'It's as if a cockroach and a mouse, you know...'

'Okay, it involves a game of 'Truth or Dare', a squeeze bottle of marshmallow ice cream topping, and the hot tub at my grandparent's retirement community.'