Can you name the words that complete these George Carlin quotes?

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Always do whatever is ____
Poor _______. It's useful for two seconds. And it can never be used again
Don't sweat the petty things, and dont pet the _____ things
Electricity is just organized _______
May the forces of evil become _____ on the way to your house
One can never be sure what a _____ area looks like
Why do ____ people have two names for their country, Holland and The Netherlands, and neither involves the word _____?
When you step on the brakes, your life is in your ____ hands
The ____ will soon be a thing of the past
Whenever someone tells me they're fixing a _______, I wonder, maybe its not broken. Maybe it just needs a little oil.
Is a _______ permitted to eat animal crackers?
You rarely see one __ all by itself
I've noticed my ____ bill is not too high
When a ____ escapes from the circus in Africa, how do they know they've caught the right one?
You rarely run into a _____ anymore
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Missing Word: George Carlin Quiz

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