| Description | Character |
| He's fat, lazy, smelly and stupid. | |
| A walking disaster. | |
| He'll never find a real friend. | |
| Every day is a joy for this toddler. | |
| He's always asking why. | |
| A very wise and thoughtful dinosaur. | |
| A condescending and sarcastic chocolatier. | |
| The nicest guy in town. | |
| The meanest guy in town. | |
| The slowest creature imaginable. | |
| A father who's never impressed. | |
| | Description | Character |
| He doesn't always, but when he does... | |
| Talking to people is a chore for him. | |
| Doesn't know a thing about electronics. | |
| A singer from centuries ago. | |
| Everything makes him nervous... | |
| Don't make him angry! | |
| Avoids the mainstream like the plague. | |
| Can't teach children to save her life. | |
| A benevolent man who frequently stereotypes himself by mistake. | |
| Faces all the problems that come with being an artist. | |
| Tries too hard to be funny. | |
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