| Description | Character | TV Show |
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| Was still overseas in the Gulf War when his wife and daughter were killed | |
| Has a secret love child, Trong Tri, by a Vietnamese woman | |
| Joined the Seattle Police Department after returning from Korea | |
| 'Sent fifteen of my own men to the latrine' with rancid meat in Korea | |
| Got his nickname after losing a particularly sensitive body part in Iraq | |
| His wife says he was in the 'Catering Corps' in Korea, where he poisoned diners | |
| Says he spent his senior year shooting at snipers on Okinawa | |
| Got a metal plate in his head after escaping a POW camp in Vietnam | |
| Tells the students about how he fell in love with a North Vietnamese girl | |
| Still uses WWII-era ethnic slurs for immigrant groups | |
| | Description | Character | TV Show |
|---|
| Gulf vet known in the firm for his staunch support of conservative causes | |
| Often discusses getting his shins 'blown off' in Japan | |
| Main job was unloading and assigning truckloads of paper clips in WWI | |
| Met his best friend, Jimbo, in Vietnam, where lost his right arm to a hand grenade | |
| Now in the Special Forces after Iraq, with the call sign 'Cool Breeze' | |
| Joined a vaudeville act when he returned from France after WWI | |
| Fathered a love child in England the night before heading to Normandy | |
| An Air Force vet, his F-105 Thunderchief was shot down over Vietnam | |
| Mechanical genius with a bad, bad attitude since escaping the MPs in Vietnam | |
| He met and befriended fellow journalist Walter Cronkite in Europe in WWII | |
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