| LOLCat | Bible Book | Verse |
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| Jebus saiz, 'Scuse me? Yu iz not knowin me? Yu seez me, yu seez Ceiling Cat. Wai yu not getz it?' | |
| Den Paul tuched teh desypulz an teh HovrCat gots insaids dem. Den teh desypulz startid shaykings an baykings an dey tawlked reel funni, liek they bited teh toastr cords. | |
| Doant worshp idolz. Ceiling Cat DO NOT WANT! | |
| An Ceiling Cat sed 2 noah, 'i iz gonna pwnz the whole urf cuz teh urf has mor evilz An vilents then WoW An grand theft auto.' | |
| Wen teh israelkitteh sawd Goliath dey got reel scard n peed ther pantz. | |
| Eight days aftr kitteh coems out, snip teh harbl liek I showd u. | |
| After teh Passover partay wuz over, Jebus decideded to stays der at da temmple. | |
| Den aftr diz ___ open hiz mouf and curseded the day he cames out of hiz mommiez, and he wuz emo. | |
| | LOLCat | Bible Book | Verse |
|---|
| And as thay eated, Ceiling Cat Jr. sez, 'Guess what? 1 of youz gonna pwn mee.' | |
| I is writing to evrybdy in Rome who Ceiling Cat luvs. An may Ceiling Cat gives u cheezbrgrs an u can has cookiez. | |
| Say 'hai' to a da kittehz ovar dere were u is. Sum kittehs frum Italee says, o hai. Luv frum Ceiling Cat to evree kittehs! | |
| Nebuchadnezzar set teh giant microwayve to hi powar! An he put Shadrach, Meshach, an Abednego innit so they wus xtra tosties. | |
| So da next day all da animals of the Egypshuns gots run ova by Monorail Cat. | |
| Da king cat sed: 'Cut dat kittn inta 2 biet-sizd peecez anna gib one biet 2 each catwomn!' | |
| Delilahz wuz liek 'u maed me luk stoopid. how do Iz tye u up?' Samzon sed 'tie meh up wit teh new ropez bby.' | |
| An Basement Cat is frown in a basement of fartz, wiv other evil kittehz to burn 24 7 forevers. Sry. | |
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Bible Books - Old Testament 
Seven Deadly Sins 
The Ten Commandments
