| LOLCat | Bible Book | Verse |
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| Ceiling Cat iz mai sheprd (which is funni if u knowz teh joek about herdin catz LOL.) | |
| But teh Spiritz froot iz luv, joyness, peec, beeyin kind, beeyin good, keepin teh fayth, treetin ppl gently, and keepin contrl of urself. | |
| Den Moses sed to Joshua 'be braev cuz dese peeps was promisd da land. Dun be a pussy.' | |
| Teh clevar ppl can do dis sum - wat iz 6 hundrad addad 3 tiemz twentey addad six. Taht is teh numbar of teh monstar! | |
| Ceiling Cat iz liek 'i 4 i, fnag 4 fang' but im liek if bad kittehz spank u, turn otehr cheek. | |
| theres a tiemz 4 lollin and a tiemz 4 not lollin so much. | |
| Trust in teh Ceiling Cat wif all ur heartsez an trust not yurselves' nolleges. | |
| Remembur Caturday An keep holy. U ketch mousies 6 dais An finish ketchin, K? | |
| | LOLCat | Bible Book | Verse |
|---|
| An Ceiling Cat sayed, Beholdt, the Urfs, I has it, An I has not eated it. | |
| Dere iz onli wun Ceiling Cat, an he wil taek caer of evribodi, Joos an Gentiles both. | |
| Ai can be doin any tingzes wif Ceiling Cat dat be givin me dem strengthez. | |
| Ceiling Cat clearly maed gurl and boy kittehs in teh beginnin...Ceiling Cat made em wun. | |
| Let him kiss me wit da kissus of hiz mouf i wuv hees mouf kissus--for ur luv be moar delitefool den cheezbugrz. | |
| 'Oh hai I givez u me only kitteh and ifs u beleeves him u wont evr diez no moar, kthxbai!' | |
| Fayth be liek da real stuffs underz da stffs ur hopin for and da proofs of stuf u cant seez (evn us kittehs and we seez in teh dark). | |
| No can has ghey... srsly. srry, but no. | |
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