| Can you guess what movie the quotes come | Movie | Quotes |
| 'Men are shameless. If you're not thinking with your wiener, then you're acting directly on its behalf.' | |
| 'If you so much as set foot downtown, you will be sorry. I'm in a prayer group with the D.A., I'm a member of the NRA and I'm always packing.' | |
| 'I swear to God, Father, it's committing a sin by doing it. By keeping her alive, I'm killing her. Do you know what I mean? How do I get around that? ' | |
| 'Wendy? Darling? Light, of my life. I'm not gonna hurt ya. You didn't let me finish my sentence. I said, I'm not gonna hurt ya. I'm just going to bash your brains in.' | |
| 'No sugar? Damn. Y'all ain't never got two things that match. Either y'all got Kool-aid, no sugar. Peanut butter, no jelly. Ham, no burger. Daaamn.' | |
| 'Tear down that BITCH of a bearing wall and put a window where it OUGHT to be!' | |
| 'Your name is dumb bitch TOO? No wonder I keep getting all of your mail! You know, we could be related. There are a lot of us dumb bitches here in LA.' | |
| 'The Beach Boys? How nice of that man to give me a CD that will remind me of all the wonderful times I shared with his daughter. What an ****!' | |
| | Can you guess what movie the quotes come | Movie | Quotes |
| 'We don't really move. I mean, we'd like to, but... my mom is sort of attached to the house. Attached is, I guess, not the right word. She's pretty much wedged in.' | |
| 'Really? It took me like three hours to finish the shading on your upper lip. It's probably the best drawing I've ever done.' | |
| 'When this hat flies in the air, you better have your butt in gear!' | |
| 'Amputate a man's leg and he can still feel it tickling. Tell me, mum, when your little girl is on the slab, where will it tickle you?' | |
| 'We're not hosting an intergalactic kegger down here.' | |
| 'Would you be willing to plant corroborative evidence on a suspect you knew to be guilty, in order to ensure an indictment?' | |
| 'When I watch you eat. When I see you asleep. When I look at you lately, I just want to smash your face in.' | |
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