| Quote | Film | Hint |
| 'That man right there is my brother and if he doesn't get to watch 'People's Court' in about 30 seconds, he's gonna throw a fit right here on your porch' | |
| 'I told him about the torture, the beating and the rapes. I told him about four frightened boys who prayed to Father Bobby's God for help that never came. I told him everything.' | |
| 'It's a carcaradon carcharias. It's a Great White.' | |
| 'Neighbors bring food with death, and flowers with sickness, and little things in between.' | |
| 'Tomorrow will be the most beautiful day of Raymond K. Hessel's life. His breakfast will taste better than any meal you and I have ever tasted.' | |
| 'Sworn in by a fool and vouched for by a scoundrel. I'm a lawyer at last.' | |
| 'If your looking for Qualen, try about 4,000 feet south of here. He'll be the one wearing the helicopter.' | |
| 'So that was Mrs. Lundegaard on the floor in there. And I guess that was your accomplice in the wood chipper.' | |
| 'Listen again...”A person is guilty of criminal solicitation if he commands, induces, entreats or otherwise persuades another person to commit a felony-' | |
| 'Well as long as I have one ass instead of two I'll wear what I like if that's all right with you.' | |
| | Quote | Film | Hint |
| 'Professor of archeology, expert on the occult, and how does one say it? Obtainer of rare antiquities.' | |
| 'You ever get the feelin'... I don't know, er... when you're in town and someone looks at you all suspicious, like he knows?' | |
| 'Me? I've had so many names. Old names that only the wind and the trees can pronounce. I am the mountain, the forest and the earth. I am... I am a faun. Your most humble servant' | |
| 'Everyone likes to be alone when it comes out. I like to be alone when it goes in. To me, the cafeteria is like being with twenty girls all at once taking a dump. | |
| 'Don't worry, Mr. Simms. I look weird, but otherwise I'm real normal. Everything'll be cool.' | |
| 'I can't drive you around while you're killing folks. It ain't my job!' | |
| 'I always thought it would be better, to be a fake somebody... than a real nobody.' | |
| 'I don't believe this! I've got a trig midterm tomorrow, and I'm being chased by Guido the killer pimp.' | |
| 'I'm out there busting my buns every night. Tell your old man to drag Walton and Lanier up and down the court for 48 minutes.' | |
| 'We ain't going nowhere but to Koreatown, man. You ain't gonna be locked in here no more than ten minutes.' | |
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