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| 'I did the best tomato, the best cucumber... I did an endive salad that knocked the critics on their ass.' | |
| 'What did you do, wake up this morning and say, 'Today, I'm going to ruin a man's life'?' | |
| 'A dog doesn't care if you're rich or poor, educated or illiterate, clever or dull. Give him your heart and he will give you his.' | |
| 'Now then, tell me. What did Miggs say to you? Multiple Miggs in the next cell. He hissed at you. What did he say?' | |
| 'A word about Mrs. Flax and food: the word is 'hors d'oeurves.' Fun Finger Foods is her main source book and it's all the woman cooks.' | |
| 'That ain't no Etch-A-Sketch. This is one doodle that can't be un-did, Homeskillet.' | |
| 'Off the top of my head, I'd say you're looking at a Boeski, a Jim Brown, a Miss Daisy, two Jethros and a Leon Spinks, not to mention the biggest Ella Fitzgerald ever.' | |
| 'It's like an SAT question. Which one is going to get to the hundred dollar bill first? The male-friendly lesbian, the man-hating dyke, Santa Claus, or the Easter bunny?' | |
| 'If you build it he will come' | |
| 'I don't want to sleep with Fuller. You know about him, he wets the bed. He'll pee all over me, I know it.' | |
| 'I had nothing left to offer but pure reflex. Pure reflex and mankind's basic drive for survival, that somehow shouts, 'NO - I WILL NOT DIE TODAY!' | |
| 'I'll catch the beast myself. He'll get what he deserves, a slow painful death.Maybe I'll put him in my spin-drier on high heat.' | |
| 'I had a mother lined up for him, but she's bangin' the Pepperidge Farm guy and the kid won't stop peeing and throwing up, he's like a cocker spaniel.' | |
| 'You know, Mr. Bernstein, if I hadn't been very rich, I might have been a really great man.' | |
| 'If you just wanted a story, then why didn't the Trib send one of their hacks with a cigar stuffed in their snout. But, no, they sent you to snuggle up and play nice.' | |
| 'On a boat, it's bootlegging. On Lake Shore Drive, it's hospitality. I'm a businessman!' | |
| 'What are you trying to do?... A 78-point turn?' | |
| 'It's not important how many people I've killed. What's important is how I get along with the people who are still alive.' | |
| 'There's little or no gold to be dug. He's plenty old and people don't mature anymore. They stay jackasses all their lives.' | |
| 'Someone's been pissing on my hydrangea's!' | |
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| 'One of our security guards actually tried to frisk me. We're having drinks later.' | |
| 'If you shoot this man, you die next. Repeat. If you shoot this man, you die next.' | |
| 'My sister and I were headed straight for the top. My sister and I earned a thou a week at least, but my sister is now unfortunately deceased.' | |
| 'You have just said goodbye to oxygen. You silly, stupid cop. You refused me. I offer you the keys to a kingdom and you tell me you're an officer of the law? I AM THE LAW! ME!' | |
| 'Well, what am I supposed to do? You won't answer my calls, you change your number. I mean, I'm not gonna be ignored, Dan!' | |
| 'So, are you as good in bed as you are on that dance floor?' | |
| 'We're not gonna have a war, we're gonna have the appearance of a war.' | |
| 'Sexual harrassment is about power. When did I have the power? When?' | |
| 'You know, I never understood all these elaborate tortures. It's the simplest thing... to cause more pain than a man can possibly endure.' | |
| 'Hey babe, I negotiate million dollar deals for breakfast. I think I can handle this Eurotrash.' | |
| 'Mares eat oats, and does eat oats, and little lambs eat ivy. A kid'll eat ivy, too... wouldn't you?' | |
| 'So, here's my proposition: you have thirty days in which to spend thirty million bucks. If you can do it, you get three hundred million.' | |
| 'Martha, in my mind you're buried in cement right up to the neck. No, up to the nose, it's much quieter.' | |
| 'I'm poor, black, I might even be ugly, but dear God, I'm here. I'm here.' | |
| 'I love this man, and there is no way I am going to give him up for some big-haired food critic.' | |
| 'You pink-ass corrupt honky judge, take your little wet noodle outta here and if you see a man anywhere send him in because I do need a MAN!' | |
| 'There is a place. Like no place on Earth. A land full of wonder, mystery, and danger! Some say to survive it: You need to be as mad as a hatter.' | |
| 'He's gonna rue the day he came up against The Extreme, baby. Bill, I'm talkin' imminent rueage.' | |
| 'I think it's only fair to warn you, this facility is surrounded by a highly trained team of 130 Black Op Snipers.' | |
| 'When I lived in Porpoise Spit, I used to sit in my room for hours and listen to ABBA songs. But since I've met you and moved to Sydney, I haven't listened to one Abba song.' | |
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