| Preceding Lyric | |
| There was an old farmer who lived on a rock, he sat in the meadow just shaking his? | |
| At some boys who were down by the crick, their feet in the water their hands on their? | |
| And playthings and at half past four, there came a young lady, she looked like a ? | |
| Young creature, she sat on the grass, she pulled up her dress and she showed them her? | |
| And laces and white fluffy duck, she said she was learning a new way to ? | |
| Up her children so they would not spit, while the boys in the barnyard were shoveling? | |
| And litter from yesterday's hunt, while the girl in the meadow was rubbing her? | |
| At the fellow down by the dock, he looked like a man with a sizeable? | |
| In the country with a big fence out front, if he asked her politely, she'd show him her? | |
| Pet doggy who was subject to fits, and maybe she let him grab hold of her? | |
| Tender hands with a movement so quick, and then she'd bend over and suck on his? | |
| So tasty made of butterscotch, and then he spread whipped cream all over her? | |
| If you think this is dirty, You can go f*** yourself! | |