| Flavor Text | Card Name | Color, Card Type, Deck |
| Gerrard grinned and drew his sword. 'This won't be a fair fight, ' he called to his crew. 'They should have brought a second ship!' | |
| 'You can build a perfect machine out of imperfect parts.' -Urza | |
| Step 1: Find your cousin./ Step 2: Get your cousin in the cannon./ Step 3: Find another cousin. | |
| More so than 'storm' or 'pirate,' 'drake' is the word a sailor least wants to hear. | |
| The meat, on the other hand, has frequent visitors. | |
| 'Angels are simply extensions of truth upon the fabric of life-and there is far more dark than light.' -Baron Sengir | |
| 'What was yours is mine. Your land, your people, and now your life.' -Lim-Dul, the Necromancer | |
| The wizard who reads a thousand books is powerful. The wizard who memorizes a thousand books is insane. | |
| They feared each other for their differences but were absolutely terrified at their similarities. | |
| He exercises his right to bear arms. | |
| Wizards fought over the stone to exploit its power. Goblins fight over it because it's shiny. | |
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| 'It only short jump. You go first.'/ 'AIIIEEEE!'/ 'Hmm ... we go different way now.' | |
| Its diet consists of fruits, plants, small woodland animals, large woodland animals, woodlands, fruit groves, fruit farmers, and small cities. | |
| Flog was out of his league-this game wasn't up his alley, but the team couldn't spare him if he split. | |
| 'I'll show you how to handle the treefolk!' the giant bragged, and he strode off into the forest. Two days later he returned, his face masked in sap and a nest behind his ear... | |
| 'As flies to wanton boys, are we to the gods. They kill us for their sport.' -William Shakespeare, King Lear | |
| Take the bridge, men! Victory! Victory is ou - Retreat! RETREAT! | |
| Gerrard: 'But it doesn't do anything!' Hanna: 'No-it does nothing.' | |
| When killing five just isn't enough. | |
| A bored wizard once created (this creature) out of a bunny and a piranha. He never made that mistake again. | |
| The Fountain had stood in the town square for centuries, but only the pigeons knew its secret. | |
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