| Definition | Word or Phrase | Spoken By |
| Brakes | |
| Football | |
| Television | |
| It's what Brad Goodman's self-help seminar puts the 'you' into | |
| Mirror | |
| The process of becoming dumber | |
| A term describing an assassin's inability to kill a senile old man | |
| To become dorky again | |
| Medical condition that killed Chief Wiggum's uncle | |
| A condition resulting from excitement over studying Chester A. Arthur | |
| Coleslaw | |
| The act of spoiling the fun of buying something by noticing its exorbitant price | |
| Rat | |
| Medical term for sitting or lying down | |
| The type of child-rearing protocol invented by the University of Minnesota and employed on Ned Flanders | |
| Elevator | |