| Quote | Missing Word(s) | Spoken By |
| '...Or, as I shall be known from now on: The Black... ___.' | |
| 'The King is ___ dead! Long live the King!' | |
| 'Dear Enemy: I curse you, and hope that something slightly unpleasant happens to you, like an ___ falling on your head.' | |
| 'Look at the two lovebirds!' 'One lovebird and one love-___.' | |
| 'My Lord, we have three proofs of witchcraft: a cat that drinks blood, a horse that talks, and a man who propogates ___!!!' | |
| 'You ride a horse rather less well than ___ ___ would.' | |
| 'I've got a plan and it's as hot as my ___!' | |
| 'Yes, I've killed someone I shouldn't have killed, and now you want me to put a ___ on my head and talk to his old ___.' | |
| 'I haven't forgotten. It's a rhetorical question.' 'No, it's a ___.' | |
| 'Can it be true that I hold in my mortal hands a nugget of purest ___?' | |
| 'Cold is God's way of telling us to burn more ___!' | |
| 'I accept nothing from a man who imprisons his guests in a ___.' | |
| | Quote | Missing Word(s) | Spoken By |
| 'There are bits of ___ ___ floating down the Thames that would make better Regents than you.' | |
| 'I hope you will not object if I also offer the Doctor my most enthusiastic ___.' | |
| 'Farewell, brave liberator and -- dare I say it? -- ___.' | |
| 'Help yourselves to wine. You'll need a stiff drink when you see the size of these damn ___.' | |
| 'She is famous for having the worst personality in ___. And as you can imagine, that's up against some pretty stiff competition.' | |
| 'It would take a homicidal maniac with a ___ and a ___ to get the better of me!' | |
| 'Permission to yell '___' at an annoyingly loud volume?' | |
| 'I must say, sir, I've got to admire your ___.' | |
| 'They've already taken down Nicholas II, who used to be ___.' | |
| 'Tomorrow, you will be taken back to Germany to a convent school, outside Heidelberg, where you will spend the rest of the war teaching the young girls ___ ___.' | |
| ''___' isn't a dirty word, Blackadder. `Crevice' is a dirty word, but `___' isn't. | |
| 'I heard that it started when a bloke called Archie Duke shot an ___ 'cause he was hungry.' | |
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