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| Did my roommate seriously forget to pay the Comcast bill again? | |
| The people of Walmart website had it all wrong. This cashier is hot! #dreamdate | |
| OMG these rungs are never ending. Elevator next time for sure. #cardio #feeltheburn | |
| It's' been raining for 3 weeks straight. On the positive side, car washes are free! | |
| I dunno about this. These guys don't look as friendly as Simba. #hakunamatata? | |
| #throwbackthursday | |
| My daughter is dating some rock n' roll punk with no clothes. #giveittwoweeks | |
| Why can't we just learn something easy like the Macarena or Cha Cha slide? #everybodyformaline | |
| Maybe if the electricity bill wasn't so high for this giant sign, gas would be a little bit cheaper. #exxonmobil | |
| Wish my sister would stop slamming the screen door. Trying to get some sleep here! | |
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