| Disguised Quote | Movie Title | Original Quote |
| 'You are incapable of coping with untarnished facts!' | |
| '...I estimate this to be the genesis of a satisfying alliance.' | |
| 'Display the capital!' | |
| 'I have very recently made your acquaintance, and I have a profound affection for you.' | |
| '...Once the sun has arisen, I will prepare a breakfast meal of cakes with a lattice design!' | |
| 'Wherefore do I have to be fenced in by damn dolts?' | |
| 'I'm a person of the male persuasion portraying a man whose identity is concealed by the identity of an additional male!' | |
| | Disguised Quote | Movie Title | Original Quote |
| 'I'm excessively advanced in age for such nonsense!' | |
| 'I think anything that doesn't cause you to kick the bucket, merely causes...more eccentricity.' | |
| 'Exchange greetings with my Lilliputian dear companion!' | |
| '...I suspect you and I are no longer in the Midwestern US.' | |
| 'Here is the capital of Laconia!' | |
| I'm an accomplished motorist.' | |
| 'Ok, Cecil, all systems go for my tight shot.' | |
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