League of Legends Champions by Joke

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Noxians. I hate those guys.
Sometimes I think this anchor just weighs me down.
If you run, you won't see me stab you!
If PETA asks, this fur is fake.
Let me help shuffle off your mortal coil.
Animals are lazy. We plants produce our own food!
Afraid to get your feet wet?
Ugh! Bugs are gross!
The worth of a man is measured by the length of his beard, and the girth of his belt buckle.
Two bird with one stone. Have you met my parents?
Jokes? I don't know any jokes.
Wuju pass me that potion?
I think I might know a relative of yours. No hair, sagging flesh, always going on about brains. Ring any bells?
Find me an immovable object, and we'll put this question to rest.
Come on! Does this look dangerous to you?
Who let the dogs out. Woof. Woof.
Hmm, I suppose you're expecting some unbearable pun.
Caught between a rock and a hard place.
You, too, will be judged.
Mundo say his name a lot or else he forget. Its happened before.
No matter how far it is to the top, it's still within my grasp!
I knew I should have sprung for the blade warranty.
I like my enemies two ways: dead, or about to be.
Size doesn't mean everything!
No, I'm not happy to see you. Yes, that is a horn growing out of my head.
All these trophies... I'm gonna need a bigger den!
A sniper's greatest tool is precision ... and good equipment.
Bandle city! Oops, forgot the clutch.
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I tried to silence my mother once, boy did I regret that.
Heh! Gotcha!
Two jokers in the deck, and I got dealt you.
Lima Oscar Lima!
Sunder any army, crumble any mountain, leap the gr- OW, my toesies.
Ugh, I lost another blade. I wonder who it's in this time.
Why can't I get a straight answer? It's always just 'Oh no! Stop hitting me! Ow, my face!
Go ahead, be negative. You'll be just my type.
Screaming won't do you any good, but it's music to my ears.
If light travels so fast, how come it's never caught a ninja?
Joke? What do you mean?
Why do chemists call helium, curium, and barium the medical elements? Because if you can't HEAL-ium or CURE-ium, you BURY-um!
If we approach strategically from the flank... Oh who am I kidding, let's just morph and eat them.
This dress may have been impractical.
You can't milk those!
Yeah. Hmm. Yeah. Alright. Ok. Yeah. Hm. Alright.
If you want to play with me, you better be sure you know the game.
Listen close-...I have important-...This is why I can't take you nice places!
Knock knock.. Who's there? The moon ..... It's far away! You were alone the whole time! HAHAHAHA!
I am an artist with a sword... in more ways than one.
You smell like burning, hehehehe.
Why so tense? Relax.
Oh, what's that smell? Oh, it's me.
Hand bone connected to the, axe bone. Axe bone connected to your FACE bone!
What? Do I have someone in my teeth?
MY PROFESSION? Well, I've always wanted to be a baker. Yes, a baker.
Let's be friends forever!
Did I mention it's mating season?
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My right arm is a lot stronger than my left arm.
For my next trick, I'll make their life bar disappear.
How much you wanna bet I can whack you from one fountain to the other?
It's not Draven.. it's DRAAAAVEN.
I cannot use your skull. You have a misshapen head.
Gems are truly outrageous. They are truly, truly, truly outrageous.
Yes, it's true. For only $2.95 a minute, I will leave you.. breathless.
Forbidden shadow wins.
*guitar sounds*
Let's end this quickly! I need to use the little soldiers room.
What's black and blue and is about to show you the definition of pain.
You may call me mistress, but only from your knees.
To truly know someone, eat them and walk a mile in their feet.
You make excellent boar food.
I think a voidling just came out.
Fish fish fish!
And they said I lacked balance. Ha!
I may be bad, but I feel good.
I haven't got a brain. And soon, neither will you!
*trumpet noise to CHARGE!*
You'd like some real amusement? Come closer.
Is that a rocket in your pocket?
I like my weapons how I like my music. Heavy and metal.
Wanna know why me roger is so jolly?
Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like banana.
All the better to eat you with my dear!
They come apart so easily. How do you put them back together again?
I could go for a twirl... WHOA WHOA WHOA WHOA WHOA!
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Is it hot in here or is it just me?
The only time I have a drinking problem is when I spill it.
So many noobs. Will matchmaking ever find true balance?
What do you get when a dragon sneezes? Out of the way.
Our seasons are reversed: my spring, your fall.
I put the goal in golem. That was humor. Other golems would find that to be appropriately funny.
I got these tattoos in Rune Prison.
Are you sure you're not in the wrong league?
For my next trick, I'll make YOU disappear.
NOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOM.
How do you like my guns Shock and Awe?
No really, put that apple on your head.
Shaken, not stirred.
Power laning, power farming, power ganking, power kills! So many kills! Four-hundred kills!
Speak softly, and ride a big yeti!
Suffering is magic.
Well, a double rainbow is a phenomenon of optics that displays a spectrum of light due to the Sun shining on droplets of moisture in the atmosphere. Does that explain it?
Don't stare directly at me for too long.
Laying an egg isn't as easy as it looks.
My blade is not only precise, but totally gnarly!
The forecast for tonight... Dark with a chance of pain.
Imagine if I had a real weapon.
You can't beat me, so join me. I need a good pair of legs.
Yes, they make shurikens this small!
Blindness is no impairment against a smelly enemy.
NOXUUUUUU-- Oh, how does he do it?

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