League of Legends Champions by Joke

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Joke? What do you mean?
If light travels so fast, how come it's never caught a ninja?
If you want to play with me, you better be sure you know the game.
Go ahead, be negative. You'll be just my type.
Imagine if I had a real weapon.
I haven't got a brain. And soon, neither will you!
You can't beat me, so join me. I need a good pair of legs.
I like my weapons how I like my music. Heavy and metal.
Is that a rocket in your pocket?
Speak softly, and ride a big yeti!
Sunder any army, crumble any mountain, leap the gr- OW, my toesies.
I like my enemies two ways: dead, or about to be.
Ugh, I lost another blade. I wonder who it's in this time.
Listen close-...I have important-...This is why I can't take you nice places!
The forecast for tonight... Dark with a chance of pain.
You'd like some real amusement? Come closer.
How much you wanna bet I can whack you from one fountain to the other?
My right arm is a lot stronger than my left arm.
No really, put that apple on your head.
I knew I should have sprung for the blade warranty.
Lima Oscar Lima!
Jokes? I don't know any jokes.
You smell like burning, hehehehe.
Gems are truly outrageous. They are truly, truly, truly outrageous.
For my next trick, I'll make their life bar disappear.
Heh! Gotcha!
You can't milk those!
This dress may have been impractical.
They come apart so easily. How do you put them back together again?
Let's end this quickly! I need to use the little soldiers room.
A sniper's greatest tool is precision ... and good equipment.
It's not Draven.. it's DRAAAAVEN.
Why do chemists call helium, curium, and barium the medical elements? Because if you can't HEAL-ium or CURE-ium, you BURY-um!
How do you like my guns Shock and Awe?
The worth of a man is measured by the length of his beard, and the girth of his belt buckle.
*guitar sounds*
Hand bone connected to the, axe bone. Axe bone connected to your FACE bone!
Two bird with one stone. Have you met my parents?
Let me help shuffle off your mortal coil.
Who let the dogs out. Woof. Woof.
Wuju pass me that potion?
Don't stare directly at me for too long.
Caught between a rock and a hard place.
Did I mention it's mating season?
Suffering is magic.
Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like banana.
Animals are lazy. We plants produce our own food!
Mundo say his name a lot or else he forget. Its happened before.
All the better to eat you with my dear!
I think I might know a relative of yours. No hair, sagging flesh, always going on about brains. Ring any bells?
Afraid to get your feet wet?
Power laning, power farming, power ganking, power kills! So many kills! Four-hundred kills!
I may be bad, but I feel good.
What's black and blue and is about to show you the definition of pain.
I tried to silence my mother once, boy did I regret that.
For my next trick, I'll make YOU disappear.
Find me an immovable object, and we'll put this question to rest.
Two jokers in the deck, and I got dealt you.
Why so tense? Relax.
My blade is not only precise, but totally gnarly!
The only time I have a drinking problem is when I spill it.
You make excellent boar food.
No, I'm not happy to see you. Yes, that is a horn growing out of my head.
Screaming won't do you any good, but it's music to my ears.
Yeah. Hmm. Yeah. Alright. Ok. Yeah. Hm. Alright.
Is it hot in here or is it just me?
Are you sure you're not in the wrong league?
I cannot use your skull. You have a misshapen head.
Our seasons are reversed: my spring, your fall.
*trumpet noise to CHARGE!*
You, too, will be judged.
Come on! Does this look dangerous to you?
Let's be friends forever!
Knock knock.. Who's there? The moon ..... It's far away! You were alone the whole time! HAHAHAHA!
Forbidden shadow wins.
Wanna know why me roger is so jolly?
I got these tattoos in Rune Prison.
Laying an egg isn't as easy as it looks.
Well, a double rainbow is a phenomenon of optics that displays a spectrum of light due to the Sun shining on droplets of moisture in the atmosphere. Does that explain it?
All these trophies... I'm gonna need a bigger den!
Fish fish fish!
What do you get when a dragon sneezes? Out of the way.
MY PROFESSION? Well, I've always wanted to be a baker. Yes, a baker.
I am an artist with a sword... in more ways than one.
I think a voidling just came out.
So many noobs. Will matchmaking ever find true balance?
Bandle city! Oops, forgot the clutch.
Hmm, I suppose you're expecting some unbearable pun.
Noxians. I hate those guys.
If PETA asks, this fur is fake.
If we approach strategically from the flank... Oh who am I kidding, let's just morph and eat them.
If you run, you won't see me stab you!
And they said I lacked balance. Ha!
I could go for a twirl... WHOA WHOA WHOA WHOA WHOA!
To truly know someone, eat them and walk a mile in their feet.
Blindness is no impairment against a smelly enemy.
Yes, they make shurikens this small!
Why can't I get a straight answer? It's always just 'Oh no! Stop hitting me! Ow, my face!
You may call me mistress, but only from your knees.
What? Do I have someone in my teeth?
No matter how far it is to the top, it's still within my grasp!
Sometimes I think this anchor just weighs me down.
Oh, what's that smell? Oh, it's me.
Shaken, not stirred.
Yes, it's true. For only $2.95 a minute, I will leave you.. breathless.
NOXUUUUUU-- Oh, how does he do it?
Ugh! Bugs are gross!
I put the goal in golem. That was humor. Other golems would find that to be appropriately funny.
Size doesn't mean everything!

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