League of Legends Champions by Joke

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You can't beat me, so join me. I need a good pair of legs.
Find me an immovable object, and we'll put this question to rest.
What do you get when a dragon sneezes? Out of the way.
Are you sure you're not in the wrong league?
Noxians. I hate those guys.
Laying an egg isn't as easy as it looks.
Wuju pass me that potion?
What's black and blue and is about to show you the definition of pain.
*trumpet noise to CHARGE!*
Oh, what's that smell? Oh, it's me.
Sunder any army, crumble any mountain, leap the gr- OW, my toesies.
You, too, will be judged.
The only time I have a drinking problem is when I spill it.
Imagine if I had a real weapon.
No really, put that apple on your head.
Blindness is no impairment against a smelly enemy.
I put the goal in golem. That was humor. Other golems would find that to be appropriately funny.
My blade is not only precise, but totally gnarly!
Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like banana.
Size doesn't mean everything!
Knock knock.. Who's there? The moon ..... It's far away! You were alone the whole time! HAHAHAHA!
Our seasons are reversed: my spring, your fall.
Speak softly, and ride a big yeti!
I got these tattoos in Rune Prison.
Mundo say his name a lot or else he forget. Its happened before.
MY PROFESSION? Well, I've always wanted to be a baker. Yes, a baker.
I may be bad, but I feel good.
Why do chemists call helium, curium, and barium the medical elements? Because if you can't HEAL-ium or CURE-ium, you BURY-um!
What? Do I have someone in my teeth?
You make excellent boar food.
Bandle city! Oops, forgot the clutch.
For my next trick, I'll make their life bar disappear.
Is it hot in here or is it just me?
And they said I lacked balance. Ha!
I like my weapons how I like my music. Heavy and metal.
Yes, they make shurikens this small!
Did I mention it's mating season?
I think I might know a relative of yours. No hair, sagging flesh, always going on about brains. Ring any bells?
*guitar sounds*
You smell like burning, hehehehe.
Yeah. Hmm. Yeah. Alright. Ok. Yeah. Hm. Alright.
Let me help shuffle off your mortal coil.
I am an artist with a sword... in more ways than one.
Jokes? I don't know any jokes.
So many noobs. Will matchmaking ever find true balance?
A sniper's greatest tool is precision ... and good equipment.
Let's end this quickly! I need to use the little soldiers room.
Come on! Does this look dangerous to you?
Two bird with one stone. Have you met my parents?
Ugh! Bugs are gross!
Joke? What do you mean?
Why so tense? Relax.
They come apart so easily. How do you put them back together again?
Hand bone connected to the, axe bone. Axe bone connected to your FACE bone!
If you run, you won't see me stab you!
Listen close-...I have important-...This is why I can't take you nice places!
Why can't I get a straight answer? It's always just 'Oh no! Stop hitting me! Ow, my face!
I think a voidling just came out.
I could go for a twirl... WHOA WHOA WHOA WHOA WHOA!
Well, a double rainbow is a phenomenon of optics that displays a spectrum of light due to the Sun shining on droplets of moisture in the atmosphere. Does that explain it?
This dress may have been impractical.
Yes, it's true. For only $2.95 a minute, I will leave you.. breathless.
If light travels so fast, how come it's never caught a ninja?
The forecast for tonight... Dark with a chance of pain.
Gems are truly outrageous. They are truly, truly, truly outrageous.
Animals are lazy. We plants produce our own food!
I knew I should have sprung for the blade warranty.
I tried to silence my mother once, boy did I regret that.
Let's be friends forever!
Don't stare directly at me for too long.
How much you wanna bet I can whack you from one fountain to the other?
No matter how far it is to the top, it's still within my grasp!
Go ahead, be negative. You'll be just my type.
If we approach strategically from the flank... Oh who am I kidding, let's just morph and eat them.
Suffering is magic.
If PETA asks, this fur is fake.
Shaken, not stirred.
Is that a rocket in your pocket?
Lima Oscar Lima!
NOXUUUUUU-- Oh, how does he do it?
No, I'm not happy to see you. Yes, that is a horn growing out of my head.
How do you like my guns Shock and Awe?
Afraid to get your feet wet?
You can't milk those!
For my next trick, I'll make YOU disappear.
Hmm, I suppose you're expecting some unbearable pun.
You may call me mistress, but only from your knees.
Power laning, power farming, power ganking, power kills! So many kills! Four-hundred kills!
Wanna know why me roger is so jolly?
You'd like some real amusement? Come closer.
All the better to eat you with my dear!
Who let the dogs out. Woof. Woof.
I like my enemies two ways: dead, or about to be.
Forbidden shadow wins.
Heh! Gotcha!
Caught between a rock and a hard place.
All these trophies... I'm gonna need a bigger den!
Two jokers in the deck, and I got dealt you.
I haven't got a brain. And soon, neither will you!
Ugh, I lost another blade. I wonder who it's in this time.
I cannot use your skull. You have a misshapen head.
It's not Draven.. it's DRAAAAVEN.
My right arm is a lot stronger than my left arm.
Sometimes I think this anchor just weighs me down.
Fish fish fish!
To truly know someone, eat them and walk a mile in their feet.
The worth of a man is measured by the length of his beard, and the girth of his belt buckle.
Screaming won't do you any good, but it's music to my ears.
If you want to play with me, you better be sure you know the game.

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