League of Legends Champions by Joke

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Don't stare directly at me for too long.
My right arm is a lot stronger than my left arm.
I may be bad, but I feel good.
Is it hot in here or is it just me?
Come on! Does this look dangerous to you?
A sniper's greatest tool is precision ... and good equipment.
I tried to silence my mother once, boy did I regret that.
Imagine if I had a real weapon.
Bandle city! Oops, forgot the clutch.
Hmm, I suppose you're expecting some unbearable pun.
The worth of a man is measured by the length of his beard, and the girth of his belt buckle.
If light travels so fast, how come it's never caught a ninja?
No, I'm not happy to see you. Yes, that is a horn growing out of my head.
Why so tense? Relax.
Wuju pass me that potion?
For my next trick, I'll make YOU disappear.
Afraid to get your feet wet?
Suffering is magic.
Wanna know why me roger is so jolly?
Let me help shuffle off your mortal coil.
What's black and blue and is about to show you the definition of pain.
The forecast for tonight... Dark with a chance of pain.
Two bird with one stone. Have you met my parents?
Oh, what's that smell? Oh, it's me.
If PETA asks, this fur is fake.
I cannot use your skull. You have a misshapen head.
If we approach strategically from the flank... Oh who am I kidding, let's just morph and eat them.
I haven't got a brain. And soon, neither will you!
Knock knock.. Who's there? The moon ..... It's far away! You were alone the whole time! HAHAHAHA!
It's not Draven.. it's DRAAAAVEN.
You make excellent boar food.
Who let the dogs out. Woof. Woof.
Let's end this quickly! I need to use the little soldiers room.
Noxians. I hate those guys.
I got these tattoos in Rune Prison.
Lima Oscar Lima!
If you run, you won't see me stab you!
Go ahead, be negative. You'll be just my type.
How do you like my guns Shock and Awe?
Gems are truly outrageous. They are truly, truly, truly outrageous.
Find me an immovable object, and we'll put this question to rest.
You can't beat me, so join me. I need a good pair of legs.
You may call me mistress, but only from your knees.
They come apart so easily. How do you put them back together again?
If you want to play with me, you better be sure you know the game.
To truly know someone, eat them and walk a mile in their feet.
I could go for a twirl... WHOA WHOA WHOA WHOA WHOA!
Hand bone connected to the, axe bone. Axe bone connected to your FACE bone!
Mundo say his name a lot or else he forget. Its happened before.
No really, put that apple on your head.
I like my weapons how I like my music. Heavy and metal.
How much you wanna bet I can whack you from one fountain to the other?
You, too, will be judged.
Screaming won't do you any good, but it's music to my ears.
What? Do I have someone in my teeth?
So many noobs. Will matchmaking ever find true balance?
Sometimes I think this anchor just weighs me down.
Power laning, power farming, power ganking, power kills! So many kills! Four-hundred kills!
Yeah. Hmm. Yeah. Alright. Ok. Yeah. Hm. Alright.
All the better to eat you with my dear!
I think I might know a relative of yours. No hair, sagging flesh, always going on about brains. Ring any bells?
Are you sure you're not in the wrong league?
Did I mention it's mating season?
Our seasons are reversed: my spring, your fall.
Yes, it's true. For only $2.95 a minute, I will leave you.. breathless.
What do you get when a dragon sneezes? Out of the way.
Jokes? I don't know any jokes.
*guitar sounds*
MY PROFESSION? Well, I've always wanted to be a baker. Yes, a baker.
No matter how far it is to the top, it's still within my grasp!
You smell like burning, hehehehe.
Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like banana.
I am an artist with a sword... in more ways than one.
Two jokers in the deck, and I got dealt you.
I knew I should have sprung for the blade warranty.
My blade is not only precise, but totally gnarly!
Blindness is no impairment against a smelly enemy.
All these trophies... I'm gonna need a bigger den!
I put the goal in golem. That was humor. Other golems would find that to be appropriately funny.
Why do chemists call helium, curium, and barium the medical elements? Because if you can't HEAL-ium or CURE-ium, you BURY-um!
Animals are lazy. We plants produce our own food!
You can't milk those!
Shaken, not stirred.
Yes, they make shurikens this small!
Listen close-...I have important-...This is why I can't take you nice places!
I like my enemies two ways: dead, or about to be.
Joke? What do you mean?
I think a voidling just came out.
Size doesn't mean everything!
And they said I lacked balance. Ha!
Well, a double rainbow is a phenomenon of optics that displays a spectrum of light due to the Sun shining on droplets of moisture in the atmosphere. Does that explain it?
Heh! Gotcha!
Why can't I get a straight answer? It's always just 'Oh no! Stop hitting me! Ow, my face!
Ugh, I lost another blade. I wonder who it's in this time.
For my next trick, I'll make their life bar disappear.
This dress may have been impractical.
NOXUUUUUU-- Oh, how does he do it?
Is that a rocket in your pocket?
Let's be friends forever!
Speak softly, and ride a big yeti!
Ugh! Bugs are gross!
Forbidden shadow wins.
*trumpet noise to CHARGE!*
You'd like some real amusement? Come closer.
Caught between a rock and a hard place.
Laying an egg isn't as easy as it looks.
Sunder any army, crumble any mountain, leap the gr- OW, my toesies.
Fish fish fish!
The only time I have a drinking problem is when I spill it.

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