League of Legends Champions by Joke

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Afraid to get your feet wet?
Why do chemists call helium, curium, and barium the medical elements? Because if you can't HEAL-ium or CURE-ium, you BURY-um!
They come apart so easily. How do you put them back together again?
Sunder any army, crumble any mountain, leap the gr- OW, my toesies.
You can't milk those!
Two jokers in the deck, and I got dealt you.
Size doesn't mean everything!
Who let the dogs out. Woof. Woof.
You, too, will be judged.
You'd like some real amusement? Come closer.
And they said I lacked balance. Ha!
What? Do I have someone in my teeth?
Well, a double rainbow is a phenomenon of optics that displays a spectrum of light due to the Sun shining on droplets of moisture in the atmosphere. Does that explain it?
All the better to eat you with my dear!
A sniper's greatest tool is precision ... and good equipment.
What's black and blue and is about to show you the definition of pain.
Fish fish fish!
Knock knock.. Who's there? The moon ..... It's far away! You were alone the whole time! HAHAHAHA!
Listen close-...I have important-...This is why I can't take you nice places!
Lima Oscar Lima!
MY PROFESSION? Well, I've always wanted to be a baker. Yes, a baker.
You may call me mistress, but only from your knees.
I put the goal in golem. That was humor. Other golems would find that to be appropriately funny.
Let me help shuffle off your mortal coil.
Come on! Does this look dangerous to you?
Wuju pass me that potion?
Is it hot in here or is it just me?
You smell like burning, hehehehe.
I think a voidling just came out.
Why can't I get a straight answer? It's always just 'Oh no! Stop hitting me! Ow, my face!
Gems are truly outrageous. They are truly, truly, truly outrageous.
I think I might know a relative of yours. No hair, sagging flesh, always going on about brains. Ring any bells?
Animals are lazy. We plants produce our own food!
What do you get when a dragon sneezes? Out of the way.
Heh! Gotcha!
Why so tense? Relax.
This dress may have been impractical.
I may be bad, but I feel good.
No, I'm not happy to see you. Yes, that is a horn growing out of my head.
Let's end this quickly! I need to use the little soldiers room.
Are you sure you're not in the wrong league?
For my next trick, I'll make YOU disappear.
Mundo say his name a lot or else he forget. Its happened before.
My right arm is a lot stronger than my left arm.
If you run, you won't see me stab you!
It's not Draven.. it's DRAAAAVEN.
Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like banana.
The only time I have a drinking problem is when I spill it.
So many noobs. Will matchmaking ever find true balance?
NOXUUUUUU-- Oh, how does he do it?
*trumpet noise to CHARGE!*
Laying an egg isn't as easy as it looks.
I like my enemies two ways: dead, or about to be.
Yeah. Hmm. Yeah. Alright. Ok. Yeah. Hm. Alright.
My blade is not only precise, but totally gnarly!
If PETA asks, this fur is fake.
Bandle city! Oops, forgot the clutch.
Is that a rocket in your pocket?
Screaming won't do you any good, but it's music to my ears.
How do you like my guns Shock and Awe?
Ugh, I lost another blade. I wonder who it's in this time.
How much you wanna bet I can whack you from one fountain to the other?
Power laning, power farming, power ganking, power kills! So many kills! Four-hundred kills!
All these trophies... I'm gonna need a bigger den!
I got these tattoos in Rune Prison.
Imagine if I had a real weapon.
If we approach strategically from the flank... Oh who am I kidding, let's just morph and eat them.
You make excellent boar food.
Find me an immovable object, and we'll put this question to rest.
No really, put that apple on your head.
Forbidden shadow wins.
I am an artist with a sword... in more ways than one.
Caught between a rock and a hard place.
Go ahead, be negative. You'll be just my type.
The forecast for tonight... Dark with a chance of pain.
Hmm, I suppose you're expecting some unbearable pun.
Wanna know why me roger is so jolly?
I could go for a twirl... WHOA WHOA WHOA WHOA WHOA!
Did I mention it's mating season?
Hand bone connected to the, axe bone. Axe bone connected to your FACE bone!
Speak softly, and ride a big yeti!
Sometimes I think this anchor just weighs me down.
Don't stare directly at me for too long.
Jokes? I don't know any jokes.
To truly know someone, eat them and walk a mile in their feet.
For my next trick, I'll make their life bar disappear.
Oh, what's that smell? Oh, it's me.
I knew I should have sprung for the blade warranty.
No matter how far it is to the top, it's still within my grasp!
I cannot use your skull. You have a misshapen head.
Joke? What do you mean?
Shaken, not stirred.
Noxians. I hate those guys.
Yes, it's true. For only $2.95 a minute, I will leave you.. breathless.
Let's be friends forever!
*guitar sounds*
Our seasons are reversed: my spring, your fall.
Ugh! Bugs are gross!
If you want to play with me, you better be sure you know the game.
Two bird with one stone. Have you met my parents?
Blindness is no impairment against a smelly enemy.
Suffering is magic.
I like my weapons how I like my music. Heavy and metal.
I tried to silence my mother once, boy did I regret that.
If light travels so fast, how come it's never caught a ninja?
I haven't got a brain. And soon, neither will you!
The worth of a man is measured by the length of his beard, and the girth of his belt buckle.
Yes, they make shurikens this small!
You can't beat me, so join me. I need a good pair of legs.

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