League of Legends Champions by Joke

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Why do chemists call helium, curium, and barium the medical elements? Because if you can't HEAL-ium or CURE-ium, you BURY-um!
If you run, you won't see me stab you!
If light travels so fast, how come it's never caught a ninja?
Bandle city! Oops, forgot the clutch.
My blade is not only precise, but totally gnarly!
I like my enemies two ways: dead, or about to be.
Sometimes I think this anchor just weighs me down.
The forecast for tonight... Dark with a chance of pain.
You make excellent boar food.
My right arm is a lot stronger than my left arm.
Size doesn't mean everything!
Speak softly, and ride a big yeti!
I got these tattoos in Rune Prison.
I cannot use your skull. You have a misshapen head.
I think a voidling just came out.
Our seasons are reversed: my spring, your fall.
I think I might know a relative of yours. No hair, sagging flesh, always going on about brains. Ring any bells?
You, too, will be judged.
If you want to play with me, you better be sure you know the game.
I like my weapons how I like my music. Heavy and metal.
Let's be friends forever!
Come on! Does this look dangerous to you?
They come apart so easily. How do you put them back together again?
It's not Draven.. it's DRAAAAVEN.
Yeah. Hmm. Yeah. Alright. Ok. Yeah. Hm. Alright.
If we approach strategically from the flank... Oh who am I kidding, let's just morph and eat them.
You can't milk those!
*guitar sounds*
Wanna know why me roger is so jolly?
Hmm, I suppose you're expecting some unbearable pun.
I put the goal in golem. That was humor. Other golems would find that to be appropriately funny.
What? Do I have someone in my teeth?
Laying an egg isn't as easy as it looks.
Sunder any army, crumble any mountain, leap the gr- OW, my toesies.
Oh, what's that smell? Oh, it's me.
This dress may have been impractical.
Is it hot in here or is it just me?
Imagine if I had a real weapon.
You can't beat me, so join me. I need a good pair of legs.
Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like banana.
You may call me mistress, but only from your knees.
Who let the dogs out. Woof. Woof.
NOXUUUUUU-- Oh, how does he do it?
How do you like my guns Shock and Awe?
Gems are truly outrageous. They are truly, truly, truly outrageous.
So many noobs. Will matchmaking ever find true balance?
Did I mention it's mating season?
For my next trick, I'll make YOU disappear.
Two bird with one stone. Have you met my parents?
Let me help shuffle off your mortal coil.
No, I'm not happy to see you. Yes, that is a horn growing out of my head.
What do you get when a dragon sneezes? Out of the way.
Suffering is magic.
All these trophies... I'm gonna need a bigger den!
Yes, it's true. For only $2.95 a minute, I will leave you.. breathless.
For my next trick, I'll make their life bar disappear.
Yes, they make shurikens this small!
Heh! Gotcha!
Knock knock.. Who's there? The moon ..... It's far away! You were alone the whole time! HAHAHAHA!
Power laning, power farming, power ganking, power kills! So many kills! Four-hundred kills!
Go ahead, be negative. You'll be just my type.
Why so tense? Relax.
A sniper's greatest tool is precision ... and good equipment.
Well, a double rainbow is a phenomenon of optics that displays a spectrum of light due to the Sun shining on droplets of moisture in the atmosphere. Does that explain it?
To truly know someone, eat them and walk a mile in their feet.
Two jokers in the deck, and I got dealt you.
Forbidden shadow wins.
All the better to eat you with my dear!
What's black and blue and is about to show you the definition of pain.
Lima Oscar Lima!
I tried to silence my mother once, boy did I regret that.
Are you sure you're not in the wrong league?
I haven't got a brain. And soon, neither will you!
Let's end this quickly! I need to use the little soldiers room.
I could go for a twirl... WHOA WHOA WHOA WHOA WHOA!
*trumpet noise to CHARGE!*
No really, put that apple on your head.
And they said I lacked balance. Ha!
Ugh! Bugs are gross!
Listen close-...I have important-...This is why I can't take you nice places!
Shaken, not stirred.
You'd like some real amusement? Come closer.
Jokes? I don't know any jokes.
Noxians. I hate those guys.
Ugh, I lost another blade. I wonder who it's in this time.
Don't stare directly at me for too long.
Caught between a rock and a hard place.
Fish fish fish!
Screaming won't do you any good, but it's music to my ears.
How much you wanna bet I can whack you from one fountain to the other?
No matter how far it is to the top, it's still within my grasp!
Animals are lazy. We plants produce our own food!
Wuju pass me that potion?
Find me an immovable object, and we'll put this question to rest.
Joke? What do you mean?
Is that a rocket in your pocket?
MY PROFESSION? Well, I've always wanted to be a baker. Yes, a baker.
Afraid to get your feet wet?
I am an artist with a sword... in more ways than one.
Mundo say his name a lot or else he forget. Its happened before.
If PETA asks, this fur is fake.
I may be bad, but I feel good.
Why can't I get a straight answer? It's always just 'Oh no! Stop hitting me! Ow, my face!
Hand bone connected to the, axe bone. Axe bone connected to your FACE bone!
The only time I have a drinking problem is when I spill it.
I knew I should have sprung for the blade warranty.
The worth of a man is measured by the length of his beard, and the girth of his belt buckle.
Blindness is no impairment against a smelly enemy.
You smell like burning, hehehehe.

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