League of Legends Champions by Joke

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Knock knock.. Who's there? The moon ..... It's far away! You were alone the whole time! HAHAHAHA!
If light travels so fast, how come it's never caught a ninja?
I tried to silence my mother once, boy did I regret that.
*guitar sounds*
Ugh! Bugs are gross!
Wanna know why me roger is so jolly?
NOXUUUUUU-- Oh, how does he do it?
Is it hot in here or is it just me?
I could go for a twirl... WHOA WHOA WHOA WHOA WHOA!
Shaken, not stirred.
They come apart so easily. How do you put them back together again?
I think a voidling just came out.
Animals are lazy. We plants produce our own food!
Hmm, I suppose you're expecting some unbearable pun.
I haven't got a brain. And soon, neither will you!
What's black and blue and is about to show you the definition of pain.
Power laning, power farming, power ganking, power kills! So many kills! Four-hundred kills!
Yes, they make shurikens this small!
How much you wanna bet I can whack you from one fountain to the other?
Ugh, I lost another blade. I wonder who it's in this time.
If PETA asks, this fur is fake.
Our seasons are reversed: my spring, your fall.
The worth of a man is measured by the length of his beard, and the girth of his belt buckle.
No really, put that apple on your head.
All these trophies... I'm gonna need a bigger den!
Are you sure you're not in the wrong league?
You, too, will be judged.
Two bird with one stone. Have you met my parents?
Oh, what's that smell? Oh, it's me.
I like my enemies two ways: dead, or about to be.
No, I'm not happy to see you. Yes, that is a horn growing out of my head.
I like my weapons how I like my music. Heavy and metal.
A sniper's greatest tool is precision ... and good equipment.
Don't stare directly at me for too long.
Is that a rocket in your pocket?
If we approach strategically from the flank... Oh who am I kidding, let's just morph and eat them.
Find me an immovable object, and we'll put this question to rest.
The forecast for tonight... Dark with a chance of pain.
It's not Draven.. it's DRAAAAVEN.
Caught between a rock and a hard place.
Blindness is no impairment against a smelly enemy.
Did I mention it's mating season?
Imagine if I had a real weapon.
Let's be friends forever!
You may call me mistress, but only from your knees.
Gems are truly outrageous. They are truly, truly, truly outrageous.
Suffering is magic.
Forbidden shadow wins.
My blade is not only precise, but totally gnarly!
No matter how far it is to the top, it's still within my grasp!
Bandle city! Oops, forgot the clutch.
All the better to eat you with my dear!
I put the goal in golem. That was humor. Other golems would find that to be appropriately funny.
Heh! Gotcha!
You smell like burning, hehehehe.
What? Do I have someone in my teeth?
Come on! Does this look dangerous to you?
Why can't I get a straight answer? It's always just 'Oh no! Stop hitting me! Ow, my face!
For my next trick, I'll make their life bar disappear.
You can't beat me, so join me. I need a good pair of legs.
Jokes? I don't know any jokes.
I cannot use your skull. You have a misshapen head.
You can't milk those!
The only time I have a drinking problem is when I spill it.
If you run, you won't see me stab you!
I think I might know a relative of yours. No hair, sagging flesh, always going on about brains. Ring any bells?
Yes, it's true. For only $2.95 a minute, I will leave you.. breathless.
Let me help shuffle off your mortal coil.
*trumpet noise to CHARGE!*
Size doesn't mean everything!
I got these tattoos in Rune Prison.
Hand bone connected to the, axe bone. Axe bone connected to your FACE bone!
Fish fish fish!
Why do chemists call helium, curium, and barium the medical elements? Because if you can't HEAL-ium or CURE-ium, you BURY-um!
This dress may have been impractical.
Go ahead, be negative. You'll be just my type.
Sometimes I think this anchor just weighs me down.
What do you get when a dragon sneezes? Out of the way.
Wuju pass me that potion?
You make excellent boar food.
Joke? What do you mean?
Yeah. Hmm. Yeah. Alright. Ok. Yeah. Hm. Alright.
How do you like my guns Shock and Awe?
Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like banana.
Listen close-...I have important-...This is why I can't take you nice places!
Screaming won't do you any good, but it's music to my ears.
For my next trick, I'll make YOU disappear.
Who let the dogs out. Woof. Woof.
Lima Oscar Lima!
Let's end this quickly! I need to use the little soldiers room.
Noxians. I hate those guys.
If you want to play with me, you better be sure you know the game.
I may be bad, but I feel good.
My right arm is a lot stronger than my left arm.
To truly know someone, eat them and walk a mile in their feet.
I am an artist with a sword... in more ways than one.
Mundo say his name a lot or else he forget. Its happened before.
Why so tense? Relax.
And they said I lacked balance. Ha!
So many noobs. Will matchmaking ever find true balance?
Speak softly, and ride a big yeti!
Sunder any army, crumble any mountain, leap the gr- OW, my toesies.
MY PROFESSION? Well, I've always wanted to be a baker. Yes, a baker.
I knew I should have sprung for the blade warranty.
Afraid to get your feet wet?
Laying an egg isn't as easy as it looks.
Two jokers in the deck, and I got dealt you.
Well, a double rainbow is a phenomenon of optics that displays a spectrum of light due to the Sun shining on droplets of moisture in the atmosphere. Does that explain it?
You'd like some real amusement? Come closer.

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