League of Legends Champions by Joke

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Listen close-...I have important-...This is why I can't take you nice places!
Come on! Does this look dangerous to you?
All the better to eat you with my dear!
Why do chemists call helium, curium, and barium the medical elements? Because if you can't HEAL-ium or CURE-ium, you BURY-um!
Hmm, I suppose you're expecting some unbearable pun.
Who let the dogs out. Woof. Woof.
What's black and blue and is about to show you the definition of pain.
Go ahead, be negative. You'll be just my type.
I think a voidling just came out.
If you run, you won't see me stab you!
Heh! Gotcha!
You smell like burning, hehehehe.
I like my weapons how I like my music. Heavy and metal.
Two bird with one stone. Have you met my parents?
You'd like some real amusement? Come closer.
You can't beat me, so join me. I need a good pair of legs.
I may be bad, but I feel good.
I could go for a twirl... WHOA WHOA WHOA WHOA WHOA!
Fish fish fish!
Wuju pass me that potion?
If light travels so fast, how come it's never caught a ninja?
Is that a rocket in your pocket?
Let's be friends forever!
Wanna know why me roger is so jolly?
Jokes? I don't know any jokes.
Ugh! Bugs are gross!
Power laning, power farming, power ganking, power kills! So many kills! Four-hundred kills!
Why can't I get a straight answer? It's always just 'Oh no! Stop hitting me! Ow, my face!
Shaken, not stirred.
Sunder any army, crumble any mountain, leap the gr- OW, my toesies.
Mundo say his name a lot or else he forget. Its happened before.
No matter how far it is to the top, it's still within my grasp!
Our seasons are reversed: my spring, your fall.
I cannot use your skull. You have a misshapen head.
They come apart so easily. How do you put them back together again?
My blade is not only precise, but totally gnarly!
How do you like my guns Shock and Awe?
And they said I lacked balance. Ha!
Animals are lazy. We plants produce our own food!
To truly know someone, eat them and walk a mile in their feet.
The forecast for tonight... Dark with a chance of pain.
What do you get when a dragon sneezes? Out of the way.
No really, put that apple on your head.
Caught between a rock and a hard place.
I haven't got a brain. And soon, neither will you!
Joke? What do you mean?
Blindness is no impairment against a smelly enemy.
Afraid to get your feet wet?
You, too, will be judged.
I put the goal in golem. That was humor. Other golems would find that to be appropriately funny.
Sometimes I think this anchor just weighs me down.
I knew I should have sprung for the blade warranty.
This dress may have been impractical.
Forbidden shadow wins.
Ugh, I lost another blade. I wonder who it's in this time.
Imagine if I had a real weapon.
*trumpet noise to CHARGE!*
Why so tense? Relax.
It's not Draven.. it's DRAAAAVEN.
Size doesn't mean everything!
You make excellent boar food.
Two jokers in the deck, and I got dealt you.
Yeah. Hmm. Yeah. Alright. Ok. Yeah. Hm. Alright.
I got these tattoos in Rune Prison.
*guitar sounds*
Noxians. I hate those guys.
How much you wanna bet I can whack you from one fountain to the other?
For my next trick, I'll make their life bar disappear.
Bandle city! Oops, forgot the clutch.
Let me help shuffle off your mortal coil.
If you want to play with me, you better be sure you know the game.
Oh, what's that smell? Oh, it's me.
No, I'm not happy to see you. Yes, that is a horn growing out of my head.
Lima Oscar Lima!
Did I mention it's mating season?
If we approach strategically from the flank... Oh who am I kidding, let's just morph and eat them.
My right arm is a lot stronger than my left arm.
The only time I have a drinking problem is when I spill it.
For my next trick, I'll make YOU disappear.
Are you sure you're not in the wrong league?
I think I might know a relative of yours. No hair, sagging flesh, always going on about brains. Ring any bells?
Gems are truly outrageous. They are truly, truly, truly outrageous.
Laying an egg isn't as easy as it looks.
A sniper's greatest tool is precision ... and good equipment.
All these trophies... I'm gonna need a bigger den!
I like my enemies two ways: dead, or about to be.
Find me an immovable object, and we'll put this question to rest.
Let's end this quickly! I need to use the little soldiers room.
The worth of a man is measured by the length of his beard, and the girth of his belt buckle.
I tried to silence my mother once, boy did I regret that.
You may call me mistress, but only from your knees.
Speak softly, and ride a big yeti!
You can't milk those!
Hand bone connected to the, axe bone. Axe bone connected to your FACE bone!
Suffering is magic.
Knock knock.. Who's there? The moon ..... It's far away! You were alone the whole time! HAHAHAHA!
I am an artist with a sword... in more ways than one.
Well, a double rainbow is a phenomenon of optics that displays a spectrum of light due to the Sun shining on droplets of moisture in the atmosphere. Does that explain it?
NOXUUUUUU-- Oh, how does he do it?
Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like banana.
MY PROFESSION? Well, I've always wanted to be a baker. Yes, a baker.
Screaming won't do you any good, but it's music to my ears.
Is it hot in here or is it just me?
So many noobs. Will matchmaking ever find true balance?
Yes, they make shurikens this small!
Don't stare directly at me for too long.
What? Do I have someone in my teeth?
Yes, it's true. For only $2.95 a minute, I will leave you.. breathless.
If PETA asks, this fur is fake.

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