League of Legends Champions by Joke

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*guitar sounds*
Sunder any army, crumble any mountain, leap the gr- OW, my toesies.
No really, put that apple on your head.
I haven't got a brain. And soon, neither will you!
If you want to play with me, you better be sure you know the game.
So many noobs. Will matchmaking ever find true balance?
Oh, what's that smell? Oh, it's me.
You'd like some real amusement? Come closer.
Who let the dogs out. Woof. Woof.
No matter how far it is to the top, it's still within my grasp!
Sometimes I think this anchor just weighs me down.
I think a voidling just came out.
What? Do I have someone in my teeth?
You may call me mistress, but only from your knees.
For my next trick, I'll make their life bar disappear.
Find me an immovable object, and we'll put this question to rest.
You smell like burning, hehehehe.
Jokes? I don't know any jokes.
Animals are lazy. We plants produce our own food!
What's black and blue and is about to show you the definition of pain.
My right arm is a lot stronger than my left arm.
Power laning, power farming, power ganking, power kills! So many kills! Four-hundred kills!
Screaming won't do you any good, but it's music to my ears.
Listen close-...I have important-...This is why I can't take you nice places!
Heh! Gotcha!
Let me help shuffle off your mortal coil.
I like my enemies two ways: dead, or about to be.
Our seasons are reversed: my spring, your fall.
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How do you like my guns Shock and Awe?
What do you get when a dragon sneezes? Out of the way.
Speak softly, and ride a big yeti!
Wuju pass me that potion?
Fish fish fish!
Why so tense? Relax.
Imagine if I had a real weapon.
Two jokers in the deck, and I got dealt you.
Wanna know why me roger is so jolly?
This dress may have been impractical.
If PETA asks, this fur is fake.
The forecast for tonight... Dark with a chance of pain.
You can't beat me, so join me. I need a good pair of legs.
Lima Oscar Lima!
I may be bad, but I feel good.
MY PROFESSION? Well, I've always wanted to be a baker. Yes, a baker.
NOXUUUUUU-- Oh, how does he do it?
Are you sure you're not in the wrong league?
I like my weapons how I like my music. Heavy and metal.
Hmm, I suppose you're expecting some unbearable pun.
I could go for a twirl... WHOA WHOA WHOA WHOA WHOA!
Hand bone connected to the, axe bone. Axe bone connected to your FACE bone!
NOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOM.
Gems are truly outrageous. They are truly, truly, truly outrageous.
I knew I should have sprung for the blade warranty.
Yes, they make shurikens this small!
Shaken, not stirred.
*trumpet noise to CHARGE!*
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Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like banana.
A sniper's greatest tool is precision ... and good equipment.
If light travels so fast, how come it's never caught a ninja?
Size doesn't mean everything!
I put the goal in golem. That was humor. Other golems would find that to be appropriately funny.
Don't stare directly at me for too long.
Forbidden shadow wins.
Come on! Does this look dangerous to you?
All the better to eat you with my dear!
You can't milk those!
Caught between a rock and a hard place.
They come apart so easily. How do you put them back together again?
I am an artist with a sword... in more ways than one.
My blade is not only precise, but totally gnarly!
Two bird with one stone. Have you met my parents?
Noxians. I hate those guys.
For my next trick, I'll make YOU disappear.
To truly know someone, eat them and walk a mile in their feet.
I cannot use your skull. You have a misshapen head.
Why can't I get a straight answer? It's always just 'Oh no! Stop hitting me! Ow, my face!
I got these tattoos in Rune Prison.
Yes, it's true. For only $2.95 a minute, I will leave you.. breathless.
Afraid to get your feet wet?
The worth of a man is measured by the length of his beard, and the girth of his belt buckle.
Joke? What do you mean?
If you run, you won't see me stab you!
Ugh, I lost another blade. I wonder who it's in this time.
You, too, will be judged.
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I think I might know a relative of yours. No hair, sagging flesh, always going on about brains. Ring any bells?
Why do chemists call helium, curium, and barium the medical elements? Because if you can't HEAL-ium or CURE-ium, you BURY-um!
Let's be friends forever!
Knock knock.. Who's there? The moon ..... It's far away! You were alone the whole time! HAHAHAHA!
Go ahead, be negative. You'll be just my type.
Is that a rocket in your pocket?
It's not Draven.. it's DRAAAAVEN.
If we approach strategically from the flank... Oh who am I kidding, let's just morph and eat them.
And they said I lacked balance. Ha!
Let's end this quickly! I need to use the little soldiers room.
Well, a double rainbow is a phenomenon of optics that displays a spectrum of light due to the Sun shining on droplets of moisture in the atmosphere. Does that explain it?
How much you wanna bet I can whack you from one fountain to the other?
Bandle city! Oops, forgot the clutch.
Suffering is magic.
Did I mention it's mating season?
Laying an egg isn't as easy as it looks.
Blindness is no impairment against a smelly enemy.
Ugh! Bugs are gross!
No, I'm not happy to see you. Yes, that is a horn growing out of my head.
Yeah. Hmm. Yeah. Alright. Ok. Yeah. Hm. Alright.
All these trophies... I'm gonna need a bigger den!
Is it hot in here or is it just me?
You make excellent boar food.
Mundo say his name a lot or else he forget. Its happened before.
I tried to silence my mother once, boy did I regret that.
The only time I have a drinking problem is when I spill it.

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