League of Legends Champions by Joke

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Is that a rocket in your pocket?
Imagine if I had a real weapon.
You'd like some real amusement? Come closer.
If light travels so fast, how come it's never caught a ninja?
Power laning, power farming, power ganking, power kills! So many kills! Four-hundred kills!
Are you sure you're not in the wrong league?
Don't stare directly at me for too long.
The only time I have a drinking problem is when I spill it.
Yeah. Hmm. Yeah. Alright. Ok. Yeah. Hm. Alright.
All the better to eat you with my dear!
Two bird with one stone. Have you met my parents?
Hmm, I suppose you're expecting some unbearable pun.
My blade is not only precise, but totally gnarly!
Two jokers in the deck, and I got dealt you.
MY PROFESSION? Well, I've always wanted to be a baker. Yes, a baker.
Forbidden shadow wins.
Speak softly, and ride a big yeti!
So many noobs. Will matchmaking ever find true balance?
Screaming won't do you any good, but it's music to my ears.
No, I'm not happy to see you. Yes, that is a horn growing out of my head.
Bandle city! Oops, forgot the clutch.
Who let the dogs out. Woof. Woof.
*trumpet noise to CHARGE!*
I put the goal in golem. That was humor. Other golems would find that to be appropriately funny.
A sniper's greatest tool is precision ... and good equipment.
It's not Draven.. it's DRAAAAVEN.
Sometimes I think this anchor just weighs me down.
Heh! Gotcha!
Blindness is no impairment against a smelly enemy.
I think a voidling just came out.
The worth of a man is measured by the length of his beard, and the girth of his belt buckle.
Ugh, I lost another blade. I wonder who it's in this time.
Noxians. I hate those guys.
They come apart so easily. How do you put them back together again?
Wanna know why me roger is so jolly?
Laying an egg isn't as easy as it looks.
You can't beat me, so join me. I need a good pair of legs.
I may be bad, but I feel good.
Find me an immovable object, and we'll put this question to rest.
Is it hot in here or is it just me?
Let's end this quickly! I need to use the little soldiers room.
Our seasons are reversed: my spring, your fall.
Fish fish fish!
What do you get when a dragon sneezes? Out of the way.
Yes, it's true. For only $2.95 a minute, I will leave you.. breathless.
Oh, what's that smell? Oh, it's me.
I like my weapons how I like my music. Heavy and metal.
Jokes? I don't know any jokes.
You may call me mistress, but only from your knees.
You can't milk those!
How much you wanna bet I can whack you from one fountain to the other?
Mundo say his name a lot or else he forget. Its happened before.
I haven't got a brain. And soon, neither will you!
Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like banana.
If PETA asks, this fur is fake.
How do you like my guns Shock and Awe?
I like my enemies two ways: dead, or about to be.
Listen close-...I have important-...This is why I can't take you nice places!
Let's be friends forever!
Wuju pass me that potion?
You smell like burning, hehehehe.
I knew I should have sprung for the blade warranty.
Go ahead, be negative. You'll be just my type.
Animals are lazy. We plants produce our own food!
And they said I lacked balance. Ha!
I could go for a twirl... WHOA WHOA WHOA WHOA WHOA!
No really, put that apple on your head.
The forecast for tonight... Dark with a chance of pain.
Gems are truly outrageous. They are truly, truly, truly outrageous.
Shaken, not stirred.
To truly know someone, eat them and walk a mile in their feet.
Knock knock.. Who's there? The moon ..... It's far away! You were alone the whole time! HAHAHAHA!
Size doesn't mean everything!
Well, a double rainbow is a phenomenon of optics that displays a spectrum of light due to the Sun shining on droplets of moisture in the atmosphere. Does that explain it?
I think I might know a relative of yours. No hair, sagging flesh, always going on about brains. Ring any bells?
For my next trick, I'll make their life bar disappear.
No matter how far it is to the top, it's still within my grasp!
If you want to play with me, you better be sure you know the game.
If we approach strategically from the flank... Oh who am I kidding, let's just morph and eat them.
Ugh! Bugs are gross!
My right arm is a lot stronger than my left arm.
Lima Oscar Lima!
Come on! Does this look dangerous to you?
If you run, you won't see me stab you!
*guitar sounds*
You make excellent boar food.
Hand bone connected to the, axe bone. Axe bone connected to your FACE bone!
Afraid to get your feet wet?
You, too, will be judged.
Let me help shuffle off your mortal coil.
I cannot use your skull. You have a misshapen head.
Suffering is magic.
I got these tattoos in Rune Prison.
For my next trick, I'll make YOU disappear.
What? Do I have someone in my teeth?
Sunder any army, crumble any mountain, leap the gr- OW, my toesies.
NOXUUUUUU-- Oh, how does he do it?
Yes, they make shurikens this small!
Why do chemists call helium, curium, and barium the medical elements? Because if you can't HEAL-ium or CURE-ium, you BURY-um!
This dress may have been impractical.
What's black and blue and is about to show you the definition of pain.
Why can't I get a straight answer? It's always just 'Oh no! Stop hitting me! Ow, my face!
Did I mention it's mating season?
Why so tense? Relax.
Caught between a rock and a hard place.
All these trophies... I'm gonna need a bigger den!
Joke? What do you mean?
I am an artist with a sword... in more ways than one.
I tried to silence my mother once, boy did I regret that.

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