League of Legends Champions by Joke

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Is that a rocket in your pocket?
Heh! Gotcha!
Why can't I get a straight answer? It's always just 'Oh no! Stop hitting me! Ow, my face!
If light travels so fast, how come it's never caught a ninja?
For my next trick, I'll make their life bar disappear.
Bandle city! Oops, forgot the clutch.
Why do chemists call helium, curium, and barium the medical elements? Because if you can't HEAL-ium or CURE-ium, you BURY-um!
Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like banana.
You'd like some real amusement? Come closer.
Two bird with one stone. Have you met my parents?
Animals are lazy. We plants produce our own food!
Caught between a rock and a hard place.
I am an artist with a sword... in more ways than one.
Why so tense? Relax.
Well, a double rainbow is a phenomenon of optics that displays a spectrum of light due to the Sun shining on droplets of moisture in the atmosphere. Does that explain it?
I cannot use your skull. You have a misshapen head.
If you run, you won't see me stab you!
Afraid to get your feet wet?
My right arm is a lot stronger than my left arm.
Lima Oscar Lima!
Oh, what's that smell? Oh, it's me.
You can't milk those!
Don't stare directly at me for too long.
How much you wanna bet I can whack you from one fountain to the other?
I got these tattoos in Rune Prison.
You smell like burning, hehehehe.
Are you sure you're not in the wrong league?
Hand bone connected to the, axe bone. Axe bone connected to your FACE bone!
NOXUUUUUU-- Oh, how does he do it?
Mundo say his name a lot or else he forget. Its happened before.
What? Do I have someone in my teeth?
I knew I should have sprung for the blade warranty.
Gems are truly outrageous. They are truly, truly, truly outrageous.
I like my enemies two ways: dead, or about to be.
Jokes? I don't know any jokes.
What's black and blue and is about to show you the definition of pain.
Laying an egg isn't as easy as it looks.
Screaming won't do you any good, but it's music to my ears.
No, I'm not happy to see you. Yes, that is a horn growing out of my head.
Yes, it's true. For only $2.95 a minute, I will leave you.. breathless.
My blade is not only precise, but totally gnarly!
Suffering is magic.
All the better to eat you with my dear!
I think I might know a relative of yours. No hair, sagging flesh, always going on about brains. Ring any bells?
Who let the dogs out. Woof. Woof.
Sunder any army, crumble any mountain, leap the gr- OW, my toesies.
Go ahead, be negative. You'll be just my type.
Let's be friends forever!
You, too, will be judged.
I could go for a twirl... WHOA WHOA WHOA WHOA WHOA!
Our seasons are reversed: my spring, your fall.
Ugh! Bugs are gross!
This dress may have been impractical.
Shaken, not stirred.
I think a voidling just came out.
A sniper's greatest tool is precision ... and good equipment.
Speak softly, and ride a big yeti!
Is it hot in here or is it just me?
The worth of a man is measured by the length of his beard, and the girth of his belt buckle.
For my next trick, I'll make YOU disappear.
Ugh, I lost another blade. I wonder who it's in this time.
Knock knock.. Who's there? The moon ..... It's far away! You were alone the whole time! HAHAHAHA!
If PETA asks, this fur is fake.
I may be bad, but I feel good.
Blindness is no impairment against a smelly enemy.
And they said I lacked balance. Ha!
So many noobs. Will matchmaking ever find true balance?
Fish fish fish!
Come on! Does this look dangerous to you?
The forecast for tonight... Dark with a chance of pain.
If we approach strategically from the flank... Oh who am I kidding, let's just morph and eat them.
Did I mention it's mating season?
I like my weapons how I like my music. Heavy and metal.
All these trophies... I'm gonna need a bigger den!
How do you like my guns Shock and Awe?
You can't beat me, so join me. I need a good pair of legs.
Sometimes I think this anchor just weighs me down.
Wanna know why me roger is so jolly?
They come apart so easily. How do you put them back together again?
You may call me mistress, but only from your knees.
I haven't got a brain. And soon, neither will you!
Hmm, I suppose you're expecting some unbearable pun.
Power laning, power farming, power ganking, power kills! So many kills! Four-hundred kills!
*trumpet noise to CHARGE!*
Joke? What do you mean?
MY PROFESSION? Well, I've always wanted to be a baker. Yes, a baker.
*guitar sounds*
What do you get when a dragon sneezes? Out of the way.
To truly know someone, eat them and walk a mile in their feet.
If you want to play with me, you better be sure you know the game.
Forbidden shadow wins.
I tried to silence my mother once, boy did I regret that.
Wuju pass me that potion?
Yeah. Hmm. Yeah. Alright. Ok. Yeah. Hm. Alright.
Let's end this quickly! I need to use the little soldiers room.
Imagine if I had a real weapon.
Noxians. I hate those guys.
Listen close-...I have important-...This is why I can't take you nice places!
Find me an immovable object, and we'll put this question to rest.
Let me help shuffle off your mortal coil.
No matter how far it is to the top, it's still within my grasp!
The only time I have a drinking problem is when I spill it.
Two jokers in the deck, and I got dealt you.
It's not Draven.. it's DRAAAAVEN.
Yes, they make shurikens this small!
I put the goal in golem. That was humor. Other golems would find that to be appropriately funny.
Size doesn't mean everything!
No really, put that apple on your head.
You make excellent boar food.

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