League of Legends Champions by Joke

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You can't beat me, so join me. I need a good pair of legs.
How much you wanna bet I can whack you from one fountain to the other?
Imagine if I had a real weapon.
Yeah. Hmm. Yeah. Alright. Ok. Yeah. Hm. Alright.
Is it hot in here or is it just me?
Ugh, I lost another blade. I wonder who it's in this time.
Hmm, I suppose you're expecting some unbearable pun.
If you want to play with me, you better be sure you know the game.
Two bird with one stone. Have you met my parents?
Why do chemists call helium, curium, and barium the medical elements? Because if you can't HEAL-ium or CURE-ium, you BURY-um!
MY PROFESSION? Well, I've always wanted to be a baker. Yes, a baker.
Ugh! Bugs are gross!
The only time I have a drinking problem is when I spill it.
Why can't I get a straight answer? It's always just 'Oh no! Stop hitting me! Ow, my face!
Our seasons are reversed: my spring, your fall.
I like my enemies two ways: dead, or about to be.
You, too, will be judged.
If light travels so fast, how come it's never caught a ninja?
*trumpet noise to CHARGE!*
Come on! Does this look dangerous to you?
I think a voidling just came out.
Let me help shuffle off your mortal coil.
I tried to silence my mother once, boy did I regret that.
Let's be friends forever!
Well, a double rainbow is a phenomenon of optics that displays a spectrum of light due to the Sun shining on droplets of moisture in the atmosphere. Does that explain it?
I cannot use your skull. You have a misshapen head.
Hand bone connected to the, axe bone. Axe bone connected to your FACE bone!
You make excellent boar food.
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I may be bad, but I feel good.
And they said I lacked balance. Ha!
My blade is not only precise, but totally gnarly!
Sometimes I think this anchor just weighs me down.
If you run, you won't see me stab you!
Afraid to get your feet wet?
Power laning, power farming, power ganking, power kills! So many kills! Four-hundred kills!
What? Do I have someone in my teeth?
Heh! Gotcha!
Wuju pass me that potion?
Bandle city! Oops, forgot the clutch.
I got these tattoos in Rune Prison.
No matter how far it is to the top, it's still within my grasp!
You may call me mistress, but only from your knees.
Fish fish fish!
I like my weapons how I like my music. Heavy and metal.
So many noobs. Will matchmaking ever find true balance?
Laying an egg isn't as easy as it looks.
Listen close-...I have important-...This is why I can't take you nice places!
Two jokers in the deck, and I got dealt you.
*guitar sounds*
I could go for a twirl... WHOA WHOA WHOA WHOA WHOA!
I think I might know a relative of yours. No hair, sagging flesh, always going on about brains. Ring any bells?
I put the goal in golem. That was humor. Other golems would find that to be appropriately funny.
Jokes? I don't know any jokes.
Size doesn't mean everything!
You'd like some real amusement? Come closer.
Are you sure you're not in the wrong league?
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You can't milk those!
What do you get when a dragon sneezes? Out of the way.
Sunder any army, crumble any mountain, leap the gr- OW, my toesies.
Did I mention it's mating season?
Yes, they make shurikens this small!
Oh, what's that smell? Oh, it's me.
Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like banana.
Caught between a rock and a hard place.
Lima Oscar Lima!
I haven't got a brain. And soon, neither will you!
Noxians. I hate those guys.
No, I'm not happy to see you. Yes, that is a horn growing out of my head.
NOXUUUUUU-- Oh, how does he do it?
A sniper's greatest tool is precision ... and good equipment.
To truly know someone, eat them and walk a mile in their feet.
Screaming won't do you any good, but it's music to my ears.
Is that a rocket in your pocket?
Yes, it's true. For only $2.95 a minute, I will leave you.. breathless.
I am an artist with a sword... in more ways than one.
Find me an immovable object, and we'll put this question to rest.
The forecast for tonight... Dark with a chance of pain.
Don't stare directly at me for too long.
All these trophies... I'm gonna need a bigger den!
All the better to eat you with my dear!
Who let the dogs out. Woof. Woof.
Animals are lazy. We plants produce our own food!
Suffering is magic.
Blindness is no impairment against a smelly enemy.
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How do you like my guns Shock and Awe?
Joke? What do you mean?
Knock knock.. Who's there? The moon ..... It's far away! You were alone the whole time! HAHAHAHA!
You smell like burning, hehehehe.
My right arm is a lot stronger than my left arm.
They come apart so easily. How do you put them back together again?
For my next trick, I'll make YOU disappear.
Gems are truly outrageous. They are truly, truly, truly outrageous.
Speak softly, and ride a big yeti!
If we approach strategically from the flank... Oh who am I kidding, let's just morph and eat them.
For my next trick, I'll make their life bar disappear.
This dress may have been impractical.
NOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOM.
Mundo say his name a lot or else he forget. Its happened before.
Wanna know why me roger is so jolly?
Go ahead, be negative. You'll be just my type.
Forbidden shadow wins.
It's not Draven.. it's DRAAAAVEN.
If PETA asks, this fur is fake.
Why so tense? Relax.
I knew I should have sprung for the blade warranty.
Shaken, not stirred.
No really, put that apple on your head.
The worth of a man is measured by the length of his beard, and the girth of his belt buckle.
What's black and blue and is about to show you the definition of pain.
Let's end this quickly! I need to use the little soldiers room.

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