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You can't beat me, so join me. I need a good pair of legs.
Ugh! Bugs are gross!
NOXUUUUUU-- Oh, how does he do it?
Let's be friends forever!
How do you like my guns Shock and Awe?
The worth of a man is measured by the length of his beard, and the girth of his belt buckle.
Let's end this quickly! I need to use the little soldiers room.
Animals are lazy. We plants produce our own food!
All the better to eat you with my dear!
Speak softly, and ride a big yeti!
*trumpet noise to CHARGE!*
Our seasons are reversed: my spring, your fall.
What? Do I have someone in my teeth?
Gems are truly outrageous. They are truly, truly, truly outrageous.
Why do chemists call helium, curium, and barium the medical elements? Because if you can't HEAL-ium or CURE-ium, you BURY-um!
The forecast for tonight... Dark with a chance of pain.
You make excellent boar food.
Are you sure you're not in the wrong league?
Fish fish fish!
This dress may have been impractical.
Screaming won't do you any good, but it's music to my ears.
Come on! Does this look dangerous to you?
Size doesn't mean everything!
Sunder any army, crumble any mountain, leap the gr- OW, my toesies.
Hmm, I suppose you're expecting some unbearable pun.
Lima Oscar Lima!
All these trophies... I'm gonna need a bigger den!
MY PROFESSION? Well, I've always wanted to be a baker. Yes, a baker.
It's not Draven.. it's DRAAAAVEN.
Caught between a rock and a hard place.
Don't stare directly at me for too long.
I haven't got a brain. And soon, neither will you!
Imagine if I had a real weapon.
Is it hot in here or is it just me?
I am an artist with a sword... in more ways than one.
Is that a rocket in your pocket?
Listen close-...I have important-...This is why I can't take you nice places!
I tried to silence my mother once, boy did I regret that.
Noxians. I hate those guys.
You'd like some real amusement? Come closer.
Go ahead, be negative. You'll be just my type.
Two jokers in the deck, and I got dealt you.
I put the goal in golem. That was humor. Other golems would find that to be appropriately funny.
You smell like burning, hehehehe.
They come apart so easily. How do you put them back together again?
Did I mention it's mating season?
Jokes? I don't know any jokes.
For my next trick, I'll make their life bar disappear.
Who let the dogs out. Woof. Woof.
Why can't I get a straight answer? It's always just 'Oh no! Stop hitting me! Ow, my face!
I got these tattoos in Rune Prison.
Yes, it's true. For only $2.95 a minute, I will leave you.. breathless.
Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like banana.
I could go for a twirl... WHOA WHOA WHOA WHOA WHOA!
Shaken, not stirred.
What's black and blue and is about to show you the definition of pain.
If PETA asks, this fur is fake.
Wuju pass me that potion?
I think a voidling just came out.
How much you wanna bet I can whack you from one fountain to the other?
You can't milk those!
The only time I have a drinking problem is when I spill it.
If you want to play with me, you better be sure you know the game.
Joke? What do you mean?
You, too, will be judged.
No, I'm not happy to see you. Yes, that is a horn growing out of my head.
Oh, what's that smell? Oh, it's me.
For my next trick, I'll make YOU disappear.
If we approach strategically from the flank... Oh who am I kidding, let's just morph and eat them.
Sometimes I think this anchor just weighs me down.
If you run, you won't see me stab you!
Wanna know why me roger is so jolly?
Well, a double rainbow is a phenomenon of optics that displays a spectrum of light due to the Sun shining on droplets of moisture in the atmosphere. Does that explain it?
And they said I lacked balance. Ha!
I knew I should have sprung for the blade warranty.
A sniper's greatest tool is precision ... and good equipment.
Forbidden shadow wins.
No matter how far it is to the top, it's still within my grasp!
Suffering is magic.
To truly know someone, eat them and walk a mile in their feet.
If light travels so fast, how come it's never caught a ninja?
My right arm is a lot stronger than my left arm.
Find me an immovable object, and we'll put this question to rest.
You may call me mistress, but only from your knees.
Two bird with one stone. Have you met my parents?
My blade is not only precise, but totally gnarly!
So many noobs. Will matchmaking ever find true balance?
Hand bone connected to the, axe bone. Axe bone connected to your FACE bone!
I think I might know a relative of yours. No hair, sagging flesh, always going on about brains. Ring any bells?
Ugh, I lost another blade. I wonder who it's in this time.
What do you get when a dragon sneezes? Out of the way.
I like my weapons how I like my music. Heavy and metal.
Heh! Gotcha!
Yeah. Hmm. Yeah. Alright. Ok. Yeah. Hm. Alright.
Knock knock.. Who's there? The moon ..... It's far away! You were alone the whole time! HAHAHAHA!
Let me help shuffle off your mortal coil.
Bandle city! Oops, forgot the clutch.
Mundo say his name a lot or else he forget. Its happened before.
I may be bad, but I feel good.
Why so tense? Relax.
Laying an egg isn't as easy as it looks.
Blindness is no impairment against a smelly enemy.
Afraid to get your feet wet?
*guitar sounds*
I cannot use your skull. You have a misshapen head.
Power laning, power farming, power ganking, power kills! So many kills! Four-hundred kills!
Yes, they make shurikens this small!
No really, put that apple on your head.
I like my enemies two ways: dead, or about to be.

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