League of Legends Champions by Joke

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Jokes? I don't know any jokes.
Heh! Gotcha!
Joke? What do you mean?
My blade is not only precise, but totally gnarly!
I think a voidling just came out.
Laying an egg isn't as easy as it looks.
No, I'm not happy to see you. Yes, that is a horn growing out of my head.
Forbidden shadow wins.
Imagine if I had a real weapon.
You make excellent boar food.
It's not Draven.. it's DRAAAAVEN.
If PETA asks, this fur is fake.
Find me an immovable object, and we'll put this question to rest.
Shaken, not stirred.
Knock knock.. Who's there? The moon ..... It's far away! You were alone the whole time! HAHAHAHA!
I tried to silence my mother once, boy did I regret that.
For my next trick, I'll make their life bar disappear.
Ugh, I lost another blade. I wonder who it's in this time.
For my next trick, I'll make YOU disappear.
This dress may have been impractical.
A sniper's greatest tool is precision ... and good equipment.
Our seasons are reversed: my spring, your fall.
Two jokers in the deck, and I got dealt you.
I like my weapons how I like my music. Heavy and metal.
NOXUUUUUU-- Oh, how does he do it?
Why can't I get a straight answer? It's always just 'Oh no! Stop hitting me! Ow, my face!
The forecast for tonight... Dark with a chance of pain.
I am an artist with a sword... in more ways than one.
Yeah. Hmm. Yeah. Alright. Ok. Yeah. Hm. Alright.
Suffering is magic.
No matter how far it is to the top, it's still within my grasp!
Caught between a rock and a hard place.
Yes, they make shurikens this small!
If we approach strategically from the flank... Oh who am I kidding, let's just morph and eat them.
Speak softly, and ride a big yeti!
You can't beat me, so join me. I need a good pair of legs.
Don't stare directly at me for too long.
You, too, will be judged.
What? Do I have someone in my teeth?
Listen close-...I have important-...This is why I can't take you nice places!
Blindness is no impairment against a smelly enemy.
Sunder any army, crumble any mountain, leap the gr- OW, my toesies.
I put the goal in golem. That was humor. Other golems would find that to be appropriately funny.
I think I might know a relative of yours. No hair, sagging flesh, always going on about brains. Ring any bells?
What do you get when a dragon sneezes? Out of the way.
Let's end this quickly! I need to use the little soldiers room.
You smell like burning, hehehehe.
Lima Oscar Lima!
If light travels so fast, how come it's never caught a ninja?
Yes, it's true. For only $2.95 a minute, I will leave you.. breathless.
If you want to play with me, you better be sure you know the game.
All these trophies... I'm gonna need a bigger den!
The only time I have a drinking problem is when I spill it.
Hmm, I suppose you're expecting some unbearable pun.
They come apart so easily. How do you put them back together again?
Oh, what's that smell? Oh, it's me.
Fish fish fish!
Wuju pass me that potion?
I got these tattoos in Rune Prison.
Who let the dogs out. Woof. Woof.
Ugh! Bugs are gross!
The worth of a man is measured by the length of his beard, and the girth of his belt buckle.
You may call me mistress, but only from your knees.
You'd like some real amusement? Come closer.
Is it hot in here or is it just me?
Let's be friends forever!
I may be bad, but I feel good.
Size doesn't mean everything!
Screaming won't do you any good, but it's music to my ears.
Well, a double rainbow is a phenomenon of optics that displays a spectrum of light due to the Sun shining on droplets of moisture in the atmosphere. Does that explain it?
Sometimes I think this anchor just weighs me down.
What's black and blue and is about to show you the definition of pain.
Two bird with one stone. Have you met my parents?
Hand bone connected to the, axe bone. Axe bone connected to your FACE bone!
I haven't got a brain. And soon, neither will you!
Mundo say his name a lot or else he forget. Its happened before.
I could go for a twirl... WHOA WHOA WHOA WHOA WHOA!
If you run, you won't see me stab you!
Noxians. I hate those guys.
So many noobs. Will matchmaking ever find true balance?
Let me help shuffle off your mortal coil.
I like my enemies two ways: dead, or about to be.
All the better to eat you with my dear!
Come on! Does this look dangerous to you?
Wanna know why me roger is so jolly?
Bandle city! Oops, forgot the clutch.
I knew I should have sprung for the blade warranty.
Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like banana.
Animals are lazy. We plants produce our own food!
How much you wanna bet I can whack you from one fountain to the other?
Why do chemists call helium, curium, and barium the medical elements? Because if you can't HEAL-ium or CURE-ium, you BURY-um!
*trumpet noise to CHARGE!*
*guitar sounds*
How do you like my guns Shock and Awe?
Afraid to get your feet wet?
To truly know someone, eat them and walk a mile in their feet.
No really, put that apple on your head.
Did I mention it's mating season?
Is that a rocket in your pocket?
My right arm is a lot stronger than my left arm.
I cannot use your skull. You have a misshapen head.
Why so tense? Relax.
Gems are truly outrageous. They are truly, truly, truly outrageous.
You can't milk those!
And they said I lacked balance. Ha!
Power laning, power farming, power ganking, power kills! So many kills! Four-hundred kills!
MY PROFESSION? Well, I've always wanted to be a baker. Yes, a baker.
Are you sure you're not in the wrong league?
Go ahead, be negative. You'll be just my type.

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