League of Legends Champions by Joke

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My blade is not only precise, but totally gnarly!
Laying an egg isn't as easy as it looks.
Why do chemists call helium, curium, and barium the medical elements? Because if you can't HEAL-ium or CURE-ium, you BURY-um!
Screaming won't do you any good, but it's music to my ears.
Mundo say his name a lot or else he forget. Its happened before.
They come apart so easily. How do you put them back together again?
Sunder any army, crumble any mountain, leap the gr- OW, my toesies.
You can't milk those!
Did I mention it's mating season?
Power laning, power farming, power ganking, power kills! So many kills! Four-hundred kills!
No really, put that apple on your head.
Find me an immovable object, and we'll put this question to rest.
Sometimes I think this anchor just weighs me down.
Jokes? I don't know any jokes.
I am an artist with a sword... in more ways than one.
I got these tattoos in Rune Prison.
Two jokers in the deck, and I got dealt you.
If PETA asks, this fur is fake.
Noxians. I hate those guys.
Why can't I get a straight answer? It's always just 'Oh no! Stop hitting me! Ow, my face!
Is it hot in here or is it just me?
Is that a rocket in your pocket?
I think a voidling just came out.
I put the goal in golem. That was humor. Other golems would find that to be appropriately funny.
Blindness is no impairment against a smelly enemy.
Yeah. Hmm. Yeah. Alright. Ok. Yeah. Hm. Alright.
I knew I should have sprung for the blade warranty.
Hmm, I suppose you're expecting some unbearable pun.
Come on! Does this look dangerous to you?
You'd like some real amusement? Come closer.
I could go for a twirl... WHOA WHOA WHOA WHOA WHOA!
If light travels so fast, how come it's never caught a ninja?
Ugh, I lost another blade. I wonder who it's in this time.
I haven't got a brain. And soon, neither will you!
Joke? What do you mean?
And they said I lacked balance. Ha!
Wuju pass me that potion?
NOXUUUUUU-- Oh, how does he do it?
Who let the dogs out. Woof. Woof.
*guitar sounds*
What? Do I have someone in my teeth?
If you want to play with me, you better be sure you know the game.
Let me help shuffle off your mortal coil.
Two bird with one stone. Have you met my parents?
Lima Oscar Lima!
For my next trick, I'll make their life bar disappear.
If we approach strategically from the flank... Oh who am I kidding, let's just morph and eat them.
Listen close-...I have important-...This is why I can't take you nice places!
The only time I have a drinking problem is when I spill it.
Yes, they make shurikens this small!
Afraid to get your feet wet?
How do you like my guns Shock and Awe?
Let's be friends forever!
Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like banana.
No, I'm not happy to see you. Yes, that is a horn growing out of my head.
Bandle city! Oops, forgot the clutch.
Suffering is magic.
Hand bone connected to the, axe bone. Axe bone connected to your FACE bone!
The forecast for tonight... Dark with a chance of pain.
To truly know someone, eat them and walk a mile in their feet.
All these trophies... I'm gonna need a bigger den!
I may be bad, but I feel good.
All the better to eat you with my dear!
Imagine if I had a real weapon.
Well, a double rainbow is a phenomenon of optics that displays a spectrum of light due to the Sun shining on droplets of moisture in the atmosphere. Does that explain it?
Oh, what's that smell? Oh, it's me.
A sniper's greatest tool is precision ... and good equipment.
How much you wanna bet I can whack you from one fountain to the other?
Animals are lazy. We plants produce our own food!
Caught between a rock and a hard place.
Wanna know why me roger is so jolly?
Size doesn't mean everything!
What's black and blue and is about to show you the definition of pain.
You, too, will be judged.
Let's end this quickly! I need to use the little soldiers room.
Yes, it's true. For only $2.95 a minute, I will leave you.. breathless.
I think I might know a relative of yours. No hair, sagging flesh, always going on about brains. Ring any bells?
Shaken, not stirred.
I tried to silence my mother once, boy did I regret that.
Speak softly, and ride a big yeti!
If you run, you won't see me stab you!
What do you get when a dragon sneezes? Out of the way.
Knock knock.. Who's there? The moon ..... It's far away! You were alone the whole time! HAHAHAHA!
So many noobs. Will matchmaking ever find true balance?
Our seasons are reversed: my spring, your fall.
Why so tense? Relax.
You make excellent boar food.
Heh! Gotcha!
This dress may have been impractical.
You smell like burning, hehehehe.
My right arm is a lot stronger than my left arm.
For my next trick, I'll make YOU disappear.
Gems are truly outrageous. They are truly, truly, truly outrageous.
The worth of a man is measured by the length of his beard, and the girth of his belt buckle.
I cannot use your skull. You have a misshapen head.
Fish fish fish!
Ugh! Bugs are gross!
Don't stare directly at me for too long.
It's not Draven.. it's DRAAAAVEN.
Go ahead, be negative. You'll be just my type.
Forbidden shadow wins.
MY PROFESSION? Well, I've always wanted to be a baker. Yes, a baker.
*trumpet noise to CHARGE!*
You can't beat me, so join me. I need a good pair of legs.
You may call me mistress, but only from your knees.
Are you sure you're not in the wrong league?
No matter how far it is to the top, it's still within my grasp!
I like my enemies two ways: dead, or about to be.
I like my weapons how I like my music. Heavy and metal.

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