League of Legends Champions by Joke

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Blindness is no impairment against a smelly enemy.
The forecast for tonight... Dark with a chance of pain.
What's black and blue and is about to show you the definition of pain.
I could go for a twirl... WHOA WHOA WHOA WHOA WHOA!
No, I'm not happy to see you. Yes, that is a horn growing out of my head.
Let me help shuffle off your mortal coil.
Hand bone connected to the, axe bone. Axe bone connected to your FACE bone!
Sometimes I think this anchor just weighs me down.
Are you sure you're not in the wrong league?
All these trophies... I'm gonna need a bigger den!
I like my enemies two ways: dead, or about to be.
I like my weapons how I like my music. Heavy and metal.
Laying an egg isn't as easy as it looks.
My blade is not only precise, but totally gnarly!
I am an artist with a sword... in more ways than one.
The only time I have a drinking problem is when I spill it.
You, too, will be judged.
Mundo say his name a lot or else he forget. Its happened before.
Forbidden shadow wins.
Is that a rocket in your pocket?
Did I mention it's mating season?
Go ahead, be negative. You'll be just my type.
All the better to eat you with my dear!
For my next trick, I'll make YOU disappear.
I got these tattoos in Rune Prison.
I knew I should have sprung for the blade warranty.
So many noobs. Will matchmaking ever find true balance?
Ugh, I lost another blade. I wonder who it's in this time.
Hmm, I suppose you're expecting some unbearable pun.
Well, a double rainbow is a phenomenon of optics that displays a spectrum of light due to the Sun shining on droplets of moisture in the atmosphere. Does that explain it?
Imagine if I had a real weapon.
Power laning, power farming, power ganking, power kills! So many kills! Four-hundred kills!
Fish fish fish!
Joke? What do you mean?
This dress may have been impractical.
Wanna know why me roger is so jolly?
Jokes? I don't know any jokes.
You can't milk those!
What? Do I have someone in my teeth?
Yes, they make shurikens this small!
I put the goal in golem. That was humor. Other golems would find that to be appropriately funny.
Why do chemists call helium, curium, and barium the medical elements? Because if you can't HEAL-ium or CURE-ium, you BURY-um!
You smell like burning, hehehehe.
Let's end this quickly! I need to use the little soldiers room.
You'd like some real amusement? Come closer.
Caught between a rock and a hard place.
Heh! Gotcha!
How much you wanna bet I can whack you from one fountain to the other?
Ugh! Bugs are gross!
My right arm is a lot stronger than my left arm.
No matter how far it is to the top, it's still within my grasp!
Listen close-...I have important-...This is why I can't take you nice places!
If you run, you won't see me stab you!
If PETA asks, this fur is fake.
I may be bad, but I feel good.
*trumpet noise to CHARGE!*
Find me an immovable object, and we'll put this question to rest.
I cannot use your skull. You have a misshapen head.
Noxians. I hate those guys.
Is it hot in here or is it just me?
Gems are truly outrageous. They are truly, truly, truly outrageous.
Why so tense? Relax.
If you want to play with me, you better be sure you know the game.
Our seasons are reversed: my spring, your fall.
To truly know someone, eat them and walk a mile in their feet.
It's not Draven.. it's DRAAAAVEN.
Size doesn't mean everything!
Screaming won't do you any good, but it's music to my ears.
Wuju pass me that potion?
Two jokers in the deck, and I got dealt you.
Yeah. Hmm. Yeah. Alright. Ok. Yeah. Hm. Alright.
What do you get when a dragon sneezes? Out of the way.
Sunder any army, crumble any mountain, leap the gr- OW, my toesies.
A sniper's greatest tool is precision ... and good equipment.
MY PROFESSION? Well, I've always wanted to be a baker. Yes, a baker.
For my next trick, I'll make their life bar disappear.
Don't stare directly at me for too long.
Suffering is magic.
Bandle city! Oops, forgot the clutch.
Two bird with one stone. Have you met my parents?
How do you like my guns Shock and Awe?
Come on! Does this look dangerous to you?
You may call me mistress, but only from your knees.
And they said I lacked balance. Ha!
NOXUUUUUU-- Oh, how does he do it?
You can't beat me, so join me. I need a good pair of legs.
I tried to silence my mother once, boy did I regret that.
No really, put that apple on your head.
Afraid to get your feet wet?
Let's be friends forever!
Lima Oscar Lima!
I haven't got a brain. And soon, neither will you!
The worth of a man is measured by the length of his beard, and the girth of his belt buckle.
If light travels so fast, how come it's never caught a ninja?
I think I might know a relative of yours. No hair, sagging flesh, always going on about brains. Ring any bells?
You make excellent boar food.
I think a voidling just came out.
Knock knock.. Who's there? The moon ..... It's far away! You were alone the whole time! HAHAHAHA!
Why can't I get a straight answer? It's always just 'Oh no! Stop hitting me! Ow, my face!
Speak softly, and ride a big yeti!
They come apart so easily. How do you put them back together again?
If we approach strategically from the flank... Oh who am I kidding, let's just morph and eat them.
Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like banana.
Oh, what's that smell? Oh, it's me.
Who let the dogs out. Woof. Woof.
Animals are lazy. We plants produce our own food!
Shaken, not stirred.
Yes, it's true. For only $2.95 a minute, I will leave you.. breathless.
*guitar sounds*

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