League of Legends Champions by Joke

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I haven't got a brain. And soon, neither will you!
You may call me mistress, but only from your knees.
If you want to play with me, you better be sure you know the game.
Afraid to get your feet wet?
You smell like burning, hehehehe.
If light travels so fast, how come it's never caught a ninja?
Go ahead, be negative. You'll be just my type.
All these trophies... I'm gonna need a bigger den!
Blindness is no impairment against a smelly enemy.
Hmm, I suppose you're expecting some unbearable pun.
The only time I have a drinking problem is when I spill it.
A sniper's greatest tool is precision ... and good equipment.
I think a voidling just came out.
Yes, they make shurikens this small!
MY PROFESSION? Well, I've always wanted to be a baker. Yes, a baker.
You, too, will be judged.
Jokes? I don't know any jokes.
Don't stare directly at me for too long.
Our seasons are reversed: my spring, your fall.
I put the goal in golem. That was humor. Other golems would find that to be appropriately funny.
It's not Draven.. it's DRAAAAVEN.
Bandle city! Oops, forgot the clutch.
Animals are lazy. We plants produce our own food!
Speak softly, and ride a big yeti!
This dress may have been impractical.
I like my weapons how I like my music. Heavy and metal.
Imagine if I had a real weapon.
Are you sure you're not in the wrong league?
Why so tense? Relax.
Heh! Gotcha!
Shaken, not stirred.
I got these tattoos in Rune Prison.
The forecast for tonight... Dark with a chance of pain.
No matter how far it is to the top, it's still within my grasp!
I like my enemies two ways: dead, or about to be.
Let's end this quickly! I need to use the little soldiers room.
Did I mention it's mating season?
Power laning, power farming, power ganking, power kills! So many kills! Four-hundred kills!
Screaming won't do you any good, but it's music to my ears.
How do you like my guns Shock and Awe?
I am an artist with a sword... in more ways than one.
What's black and blue and is about to show you the definition of pain.
How much you wanna bet I can whack you from one fountain to the other?
Noxians. I hate those guys.
Well, a double rainbow is a phenomenon of optics that displays a spectrum of light due to the Sun shining on droplets of moisture in the atmosphere. Does that explain it?
I cannot use your skull. You have a misshapen head.
Come on! Does this look dangerous to you?
Oh, what's that smell? Oh, it's me.
They come apart so easily. How do you put them back together again?
Yeah. Hmm. Yeah. Alright. Ok. Yeah. Hm. Alright.
My right arm is a lot stronger than my left arm.
Hand bone connected to the, axe bone. Axe bone connected to your FACE bone!
What? Do I have someone in my teeth?
What do you get when a dragon sneezes? Out of the way.
Size doesn't mean everything!
Wuju pass me that potion?
Fish fish fish!
You make excellent boar food.
If you run, you won't see me stab you!
Wanna know why me roger is so jolly?
I may be bad, but I feel good.
Is it hot in here or is it just me?
No, I'm not happy to see you. Yes, that is a horn growing out of my head.
Find me an immovable object, and we'll put this question to rest.
Yes, it's true. For only $2.95 a minute, I will leave you.. breathless.
And they said I lacked balance. Ha!
Joke? What do you mean?
To truly know someone, eat them and walk a mile in their feet.
You'd like some real amusement? Come closer.
Ugh, I lost another blade. I wonder who it's in this time.
Lima Oscar Lima!
Laying an egg isn't as easy as it looks.
Two jokers in the deck, and I got dealt you.
*guitar sounds*
My blade is not only precise, but totally gnarly!
Who let the dogs out. Woof. Woof.
Caught between a rock and a hard place.
If PETA asks, this fur is fake.
Sometimes I think this anchor just weighs me down.
Why can't I get a straight answer? It's always just 'Oh no! Stop hitting me! Ow, my face!
Why do chemists call helium, curium, and barium the medical elements? Because if you can't HEAL-ium or CURE-ium, you BURY-um!
NOXUUUUUU-- Oh, how does he do it?
Ugh! Bugs are gross!
Suffering is magic.
You can't milk those!
For my next trick, I'll make YOU disappear.
Two bird with one stone. Have you met my parents?
Is that a rocket in your pocket?
If we approach strategically from the flank... Oh who am I kidding, let's just morph and eat them.
Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like banana.
Knock knock.. Who's there? The moon ..... It's far away! You were alone the whole time! HAHAHAHA!
Sunder any army, crumble any mountain, leap the gr- OW, my toesies.
The worth of a man is measured by the length of his beard, and the girth of his belt buckle.
Let's be friends forever!
I tried to silence my mother once, boy did I regret that.
All the better to eat you with my dear!
Forbidden shadow wins.
Let me help shuffle off your mortal coil.
For my next trick, I'll make their life bar disappear.
Listen close-...I have important-...This is why I can't take you nice places!
Gems are truly outrageous. They are truly, truly, truly outrageous.
*trumpet noise to CHARGE!*
I knew I should have sprung for the blade warranty.
You can't beat me, so join me. I need a good pair of legs.
Mundo say his name a lot or else he forget. Its happened before.
I think I might know a relative of yours. No hair, sagging flesh, always going on about brains. Ring any bells?
So many noobs. Will matchmaking ever find true balance?
I could go for a twirl... WHOA WHOA WHOA WHOA WHOA!
No really, put that apple on your head.

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