League of Legends Champions by Joke

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Animals are lazy. We plants produce our own food!
Let's be friends forever!
I like my weapons how I like my music. Heavy and metal.
Yeah. Hmm. Yeah. Alright. Ok. Yeah. Hm. Alright.
Why so tense? Relax.
What's black and blue and is about to show you the definition of pain.
Well, a double rainbow is a phenomenon of optics that displays a spectrum of light due to the Sun shining on droplets of moisture in the atmosphere. Does that explain it?
Two jokers in the deck, and I got dealt you.
I haven't got a brain. And soon, neither will you!
Noxians. I hate those guys.
No matter how far it is to the top, it's still within my grasp!
Afraid to get your feet wet?
Hand bone connected to the, axe bone. Axe bone connected to your FACE bone!
You can't beat me, so join me. I need a good pair of legs.
I like my enemies two ways: dead, or about to be.
I got these tattoos in Rune Prison.
No really, put that apple on your head.
If we approach strategically from the flank... Oh who am I kidding, let's just morph and eat them.
Are you sure you're not in the wrong league?
Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like banana.
Our seasons are reversed: my spring, your fall.
Lima Oscar Lima!
Is it hot in here or is it just me?
Knock knock.. Who's there? The moon ..... It's far away! You were alone the whole time! HAHAHAHA!
Ugh, I lost another blade. I wonder who it's in this time.
Mundo say his name a lot or else he forget. Its happened before.
*guitar sounds*
Oh, what's that smell? Oh, it's me.
If you want to play with me, you better be sure you know the game.
Speak softly, and ride a big yeti!
Joke? What do you mean?
I may be bad, but I feel good.
MY PROFESSION? Well, I've always wanted to be a baker. Yes, a baker.
*trumpet noise to CHARGE!*
Size doesn't mean everything!
I tried to silence my mother once, boy did I regret that.
I think I might know a relative of yours. No hair, sagging flesh, always going on about brains. Ring any bells?
You can't milk those!
I knew I should have sprung for the blade warranty.
Wanna know why me roger is so jolly?
What? Do I have someone in my teeth?
The forecast for tonight... Dark with a chance of pain.
Laying an egg isn't as easy as it looks.
Did I mention it's mating season?
Two bird with one stone. Have you met my parents?
Let me help shuffle off your mortal coil.
For my next trick, I'll make YOU disappear.
Caught between a rock and a hard place.
Imagine if I had a real weapon.
I am an artist with a sword... in more ways than one.
Gems are truly outrageous. They are truly, truly, truly outrageous.
All these trophies... I'm gonna need a bigger den!
Shaken, not stirred.
Why can't I get a straight answer? It's always just 'Oh no! Stop hitting me! Ow, my face!
Hmm, I suppose you're expecting some unbearable pun.
Yes, it's true. For only $2.95 a minute, I will leave you.. breathless.
Sunder any army, crumble any mountain, leap the gr- OW, my toesies.
Ugh! Bugs are gross!
The only time I have a drinking problem is when I spill it.
How do you like my guns Shock and Awe?
They come apart so easily. How do you put them back together again?
For my next trick, I'll make their life bar disappear.
Screaming won't do you any good, but it's music to my ears.
Power laning, power farming, power ganking, power kills! So many kills! Four-hundred kills!
You, too, will be judged.
Suffering is magic.
You smell like burning, hehehehe.
Let's end this quickly! I need to use the little soldiers room.
You make excellent boar food.
Go ahead, be negative. You'll be just my type.
So many noobs. Will matchmaking ever find true balance?
I put the goal in golem. That was humor. Other golems would find that to be appropriately funny.
All the better to eat you with my dear!
If you run, you won't see me stab you!
How much you wanna bet I can whack you from one fountain to the other?
To truly know someone, eat them and walk a mile in their feet.
Sometimes I think this anchor just weighs me down.
My blade is not only precise, but totally gnarly!
You'd like some real amusement? Come closer.
I think a voidling just came out.
Forbidden shadow wins.
What do you get when a dragon sneezes? Out of the way.
Come on! Does this look dangerous to you?
It's not Draven.. it's DRAAAAVEN.
Listen close-...I have important-...This is why I can't take you nice places!
You may call me mistress, but only from your knees.
A sniper's greatest tool is precision ... and good equipment.
The worth of a man is measured by the length of his beard, and the girth of his belt buckle.
If light travels so fast, how come it's never caught a ninja?
Bandle city! Oops, forgot the clutch.
Is that a rocket in your pocket?
Fish fish fish!
No, I'm not happy to see you. Yes, that is a horn growing out of my head.
Don't stare directly at me for too long.
I cannot use your skull. You have a misshapen head.
Blindness is no impairment against a smelly enemy.
Yes, they make shurikens this small!
Who let the dogs out. Woof. Woof.
This dress may have been impractical.
If PETA asks, this fur is fake.
Jokes? I don't know any jokes.
Wuju pass me that potion?
Why do chemists call helium, curium, and barium the medical elements? Because if you can't HEAL-ium or CURE-ium, you BURY-um!
Heh! Gotcha!
And they said I lacked balance. Ha!
I could go for a twirl... WHOA WHOA WHOA WHOA WHOA!
Find me an immovable object, and we'll put this question to rest.
NOXUUUUUU-- Oh, how does he do it?
My right arm is a lot stronger than my left arm.

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