League of Legends Champions by Joke

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Joke? What do you mean?
Who let the dogs out. Woof. Woof.
Fish fish fish!
Power laning, power farming, power ganking, power kills! So many kills! Four-hundred kills!
Animals are lazy. We plants produce our own food!
If you want to play with me, you better be sure you know the game.
I think a voidling just came out.
NOXUUUUUU-- Oh, how does he do it?
Why can't I get a straight answer? It's always just 'Oh no! Stop hitting me! Ow, my face!
Let's end this quickly! I need to use the little soldiers room.
Sunder any army, crumble any mountain, leap the gr- OW, my toesies.
It's not Draven.. it's DRAAAAVEN.
Caught between a rock and a hard place.
How much you wanna bet I can whack you from one fountain to the other?
Mundo say his name a lot or else he forget. Its happened before.
If PETA asks, this fur is fake.
If we approach strategically from the flank... Oh who am I kidding, let's just morph and eat them.
Is that a rocket in your pocket?
You'd like some real amusement? Come closer.
Wanna know why me roger is so jolly?
All the better to eat you with my dear!
And they said I lacked balance. Ha!
I cannot use your skull. You have a misshapen head.
Is it hot in here or is it just me?
You can't milk those!
Afraid to get your feet wet?
I tried to silence my mother once, boy did I regret that.
All these trophies... I'm gonna need a bigger den!
Suffering is magic.
Did I mention it's mating season?
To truly know someone, eat them and walk a mile in their feet.
I like my enemies two ways: dead, or about to be.
You, too, will be judged.
No matter how far it is to the top, it's still within my grasp!
For my next trick, I'll make their life bar disappear.
Find me an immovable object, and we'll put this question to rest.
I could go for a twirl... WHOA WHOA WHOA WHOA WHOA!
Listen close-...I have important-...This is why I can't take you nice places!
Ugh, I lost another blade. I wonder who it's in this time.
You make excellent boar food.
You can't beat me, so join me. I need a good pair of legs.
Knock knock.. Who's there? The moon ..... It's far away! You were alone the whole time! HAHAHAHA!
Sometimes I think this anchor just weighs me down.
My right arm is a lot stronger than my left arm.
*guitar sounds*
If you run, you won't see me stab you!
I knew I should have sprung for the blade warranty.
You smell like burning, hehehehe.
This dress may have been impractical.
I haven't got a brain. And soon, neither will you!
I think I might know a relative of yours. No hair, sagging flesh, always going on about brains. Ring any bells?
Oh, what's that smell? Oh, it's me.
Ugh! Bugs are gross!
I am an artist with a sword... in more ways than one.
Jokes? I don't know any jokes.
I got these tattoos in Rune Prison.
Two jokers in the deck, and I got dealt you.
Bandle city! Oops, forgot the clutch.
No really, put that apple on your head.
If light travels so fast, how come it's never caught a ninja?
Gems are truly outrageous. They are truly, truly, truly outrageous.
Let me help shuffle off your mortal coil.
Blindness is no impairment against a smelly enemy.
What do you get when a dragon sneezes? Out of the way.
The only time I have a drinking problem is when I spill it.
A sniper's greatest tool is precision ... and good equipment.
So many noobs. Will matchmaking ever find true balance?
Go ahead, be negative. You'll be just my type.
You may call me mistress, but only from your knees.
Let's be friends forever!
Lima Oscar Lima!
Why do chemists call helium, curium, and barium the medical elements? Because if you can't HEAL-ium or CURE-ium, you BURY-um!
Yes, it's true. For only $2.95 a minute, I will leave you.. breathless.
I like my weapons how I like my music. Heavy and metal.
Come on! Does this look dangerous to you?
Hmm, I suppose you're expecting some unbearable pun.
Forbidden shadow wins.
Yes, they make shurikens this small!
Screaming won't do you any good, but it's music to my ears.
Wuju pass me that potion?
Why so tense? Relax.
I may be bad, but I feel good.
Speak softly, and ride a big yeti!
Noxians. I hate those guys.
What? Do I have someone in my teeth?
*trumpet noise to CHARGE!*
Laying an egg isn't as easy as it looks.
The worth of a man is measured by the length of his beard, and the girth of his belt buckle.
Two bird with one stone. Have you met my parents?
Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like banana.
Shaken, not stirred.
Don't stare directly at me for too long.
For my next trick, I'll make YOU disappear.
How do you like my guns Shock and Awe?
Hand bone connected to the, axe bone. Axe bone connected to your FACE bone!
No, I'm not happy to see you. Yes, that is a horn growing out of my head.
Yeah. Hmm. Yeah. Alright. Ok. Yeah. Hm. Alright.
What's black and blue and is about to show you the definition of pain.
Are you sure you're not in the wrong league?
I put the goal in golem. That was humor. Other golems would find that to be appropriately funny.
MY PROFESSION? Well, I've always wanted to be a baker. Yes, a baker.
Well, a double rainbow is a phenomenon of optics that displays a spectrum of light due to the Sun shining on droplets of moisture in the atmosphere. Does that explain it?
The forecast for tonight... Dark with a chance of pain.
Heh! Gotcha!
My blade is not only precise, but totally gnarly!
Our seasons are reversed: my spring, your fall.
They come apart so easily. How do you put them back together again?
Size doesn't mean everything!
Imagine if I had a real weapon.

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