League of Legends Champions by Joke

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Oh, what's that smell? Oh, it's me.
Why do chemists call helium, curium, and barium the medical elements? Because if you can't HEAL-ium or CURE-ium, you BURY-um!
If light travels so fast, how come it's never caught a ninja?
How do you like my guns Shock and Awe?
My right arm is a lot stronger than my left arm.
Sunder any army, crumble any mountain, leap the gr- OW, my toesies.
So many noobs. Will matchmaking ever find true balance?
What do you get when a dragon sneezes? Out of the way.
Why so tense? Relax.
If we approach strategically from the flank... Oh who am I kidding, let's just morph and eat them.
Who let the dogs out. Woof. Woof.
This dress may have been impractical.
Two jokers in the deck, and I got dealt you.
Suffering is magic.
Don't stare directly at me for too long.
What's black and blue and is about to show you the definition of pain.
All the better to eat you with my dear!
What? Do I have someone in my teeth?
You smell like burning, hehehehe.
Screaming won't do you any good, but it's music to my ears.
I tried to silence my mother once, boy did I regret that.
Well, a double rainbow is a phenomenon of optics that displays a spectrum of light due to the Sun shining on droplets of moisture in the atmosphere. Does that explain it?
Joke? What do you mean?
Heh! Gotcha!
I knew I should have sprung for the blade warranty.
The forecast for tonight... Dark with a chance of pain.
Jokes? I don't know any jokes.
Caught between a rock and a hard place.
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Find me an immovable object, and we'll put this question to rest.
I haven't got a brain. And soon, neither will you!
They come apart so easily. How do you put them back together again?
If you run, you won't see me stab you!
Mundo say his name a lot or else he forget. Its happened before.
Bandle city! Oops, forgot the clutch.
I think I might know a relative of yours. No hair, sagging flesh, always going on about brains. Ring any bells?
My blade is not only precise, but totally gnarly!
You can't milk those!
Animals are lazy. We plants produce our own food!
Noxians. I hate those guys.
No, I'm not happy to see you. Yes, that is a horn growing out of my head.
Fish fish fish!
Afraid to get your feet wet?
Are you sure you're not in the wrong league?
NOXUUUUUU-- Oh, how does he do it?
And they said I lacked balance. Ha!
Knock knock.. Who's there? The moon ..... It's far away! You were alone the whole time! HAHAHAHA!
Forbidden shadow wins.
To truly know someone, eat them and walk a mile in their feet.
The worth of a man is measured by the length of his beard, and the girth of his belt buckle.
I put the goal in golem. That was humor. Other golems would find that to be appropriately funny.
Imagine if I had a real weapon.
Did I mention it's mating season?
Go ahead, be negative. You'll be just my type.
No matter how far it is to the top, it's still within my grasp!
All these trophies... I'm gonna need a bigger den!
Yeah. Hmm. Yeah. Alright. Ok. Yeah. Hm. Alright.
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I like my enemies two ways: dead, or about to be.
No really, put that apple on your head.
Is that a rocket in your pocket?
Let's be friends forever!
Lima Oscar Lima!
Size doesn't mean everything!
Speak softly, and ride a big yeti!
Power laning, power farming, power ganking, power kills! So many kills! Four-hundred kills!
I got these tattoos in Rune Prison.
Gems are truly outrageous. They are truly, truly, truly outrageous.
How much you wanna bet I can whack you from one fountain to the other?
Sometimes I think this anchor just weighs me down.
Shaken, not stirred.
For my next trick, I'll make their life bar disappear.
Ugh, I lost another blade. I wonder who it's in this time.
Ugh! Bugs are gross!
Wuju pass me that potion?
Blindness is no impairment against a smelly enemy.
Laying an egg isn't as easy as it looks.
Hand bone connected to the, axe bone. Axe bone connected to your FACE bone!
Two bird with one stone. Have you met my parents?
Is it hot in here or is it just me?
You can't beat me, so join me. I need a good pair of legs.
Wanna know why me roger is so jolly?
You may call me mistress, but only from your knees.
You'd like some real amusement? Come closer.
I think a voidling just came out.
I am an artist with a sword... in more ways than one.
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Our seasons are reversed: my spring, your fall.
Come on! Does this look dangerous to you?
The only time I have a drinking problem is when I spill it.
I cannot use your skull. You have a misshapen head.
*guitar sounds*
You, too, will be judged.
Let me help shuffle off your mortal coil.
Listen close-...I have important-...This is why I can't take you nice places!
MY PROFESSION? Well, I've always wanted to be a baker. Yes, a baker.
Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like banana.
Let's end this quickly! I need to use the little soldiers room.
I could go for a twirl... WHOA WHOA WHOA WHOA WHOA!
*trumpet noise to CHARGE!*
For my next trick, I'll make YOU disappear.
I like my weapons how I like my music. Heavy and metal.
A sniper's greatest tool is precision ... and good equipment.
If PETA asks, this fur is fake.
You make excellent boar food.
I may be bad, but I feel good.
Yes, they make shurikens this small!
Yes, it's true. For only $2.95 a minute, I will leave you.. breathless.
Hmm, I suppose you're expecting some unbearable pun.
NOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOM.
If you want to play with me, you better be sure you know the game.
It's not Draven.. it's DRAAAAVEN.
Why can't I get a straight answer? It's always just 'Oh no! Stop hitting me! Ow, my face!

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