League of Legends Champions by Joke

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I tried to silence my mother once, boy did I regret that.
*trumpet noise to CHARGE!*
Gems are truly outrageous. They are truly, truly, truly outrageous.
Wuju pass me that potion?
All the better to eat you with my dear!
If we approach strategically from the flank... Oh who am I kidding, let's just morph and eat them.
A sniper's greatest tool is precision ... and good equipment.
My right arm is a lot stronger than my left arm.
I haven't got a brain. And soon, neither will you!
Noxians. I hate those guys.
Are you sure you're not in the wrong league?
If you run, you won't see me stab you!
No matter how far it is to the top, it's still within my grasp!
MY PROFESSION? Well, I've always wanted to be a baker. Yes, a baker.
Two jokers in the deck, and I got dealt you.
If you want to play with me, you better be sure you know the game.
How much you wanna bet I can whack you from one fountain to the other?
This dress may have been impractical.
I like my weapons how I like my music. Heavy and metal.
Sometimes I think this anchor just weighs me down.
Joke? What do you mean?
Wanna know why me roger is so jolly?
Size doesn't mean everything!
Yes, it's true. For only $2.95 a minute, I will leave you.. breathless.
Come on! Does this look dangerous to you?
Oh, what's that smell? Oh, it's me.
Animals are lazy. We plants produce our own food!
Suffering is magic.
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Yeah. Hmm. Yeah. Alright. Ok. Yeah. Hm. Alright.
Speak softly, and ride a big yeti!
You make excellent boar food.
Lima Oscar Lima!
You, too, will be judged.
Shaken, not stirred.
Mundo say his name a lot or else he forget. Its happened before.
No, I'm not happy to see you. Yes, that is a horn growing out of my head.
Let's be friends forever!
For my next trick, I'll make their life bar disappear.
The worth of a man is measured by the length of his beard, and the girth of his belt buckle.
Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like banana.
Why can't I get a straight answer? It's always just 'Oh no! Stop hitting me! Ow, my face!
I knew I should have sprung for the blade warranty.
Did I mention it's mating season?
No really, put that apple on your head.
I like my enemies two ways: dead, or about to be.
Knock knock.. Who's there? The moon ..... It's far away! You were alone the whole time! HAHAHAHA!
The only time I have a drinking problem is when I spill it.
Hand bone connected to the, axe bone. Axe bone connected to your FACE bone!
Why do chemists call helium, curium, and barium the medical elements? Because if you can't HEAL-ium or CURE-ium, you BURY-um!
Find me an immovable object, and we'll put this question to rest.
All these trophies... I'm gonna need a bigger den!
Bandle city! Oops, forgot the clutch.
You can't milk those!
You'd like some real amusement? Come closer.
I cannot use your skull. You have a misshapen head.
Well, a double rainbow is a phenomenon of optics that displays a spectrum of light due to the Sun shining on droplets of moisture in the atmosphere. Does that explain it?
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I may be bad, but I feel good.
What? Do I have someone in my teeth?
I am an artist with a sword... in more ways than one.
Is that a rocket in your pocket?
Laying an egg isn't as easy as it looks.
My blade is not only precise, but totally gnarly!
The forecast for tonight... Dark with a chance of pain.
You can't beat me, so join me. I need a good pair of legs.
Blindness is no impairment against a smelly enemy.
Why so tense? Relax.
Ugh! Bugs are gross!
Two bird with one stone. Have you met my parents?
They come apart so easily. How do you put them back together again?
What's black and blue and is about to show you the definition of pain.
Ugh, I lost another blade. I wonder who it's in this time.
Power laning, power farming, power ganking, power kills! So many kills! Four-hundred kills!
I think a voidling just came out.
NOXUUUUUU-- Oh, how does he do it?
Don't stare directly at me for too long.
You may call me mistress, but only from your knees.
Afraid to get your feet wet?
I could go for a twirl... WHOA WHOA WHOA WHOA WHOA!
Yes, they make shurikens this small!
If light travels so fast, how come it's never caught a ninja?
If PETA asks, this fur is fake.
Let's end this quickly! I need to use the little soldiers room.
I think I might know a relative of yours. No hair, sagging flesh, always going on about brains. Ring any bells?
It's not Draven.. it's DRAAAAVEN.
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I got these tattoos in Rune Prison.
Hmm, I suppose you're expecting some unbearable pun.
To truly know someone, eat them and walk a mile in their feet.
NOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOM.
Who let the dogs out. Woof. Woof.
Go ahead, be negative. You'll be just my type.
Our seasons are reversed: my spring, your fall.
Imagine if I had a real weapon.
What do you get when a dragon sneezes? Out of the way.
Jokes? I don't know any jokes.
Is it hot in here or is it just me?
Sunder any army, crumble any mountain, leap the gr- OW, my toesies.
Heh! Gotcha!
Listen close-...I have important-...This is why I can't take you nice places!
Forbidden shadow wins.
*guitar sounds*
And they said I lacked balance. Ha!
You smell like burning, hehehehe.
How do you like my guns Shock and Awe?
I put the goal in golem. That was humor. Other golems would find that to be appropriately funny.
Caught between a rock and a hard place.
So many noobs. Will matchmaking ever find true balance?
Let me help shuffle off your mortal coil.
Screaming won't do you any good, but it's music to my ears.
For my next trick, I'll make YOU disappear.
Fish fish fish!

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