League of Legends Champions by Joke

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Hmm, I suppose you're expecting some unbearable pun.
You may call me mistress, but only from your knees.
Sometimes I think this anchor just weighs me down.
How much you wanna bet I can whack you from one fountain to the other?
Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like banana.
Two jokers in the deck, and I got dealt you.
You make excellent boar food.
*guitar sounds*
Sunder any army, crumble any mountain, leap the gr- OW, my toesies.
I put the goal in golem. That was humor. Other golems would find that to be appropriately funny.
Laying an egg isn't as easy as it looks.
Why so tense? Relax.
Listen close-...I have important-...This is why I can't take you nice places!
Shaken, not stirred.
Is it hot in here or is it just me?
For my next trick, I'll make their life bar disappear.
I may be bad, but I feel good.
Mundo say his name a lot or else he forget. Its happened before.
What do you get when a dragon sneezes? Out of the way.
Animals are lazy. We plants produce our own food!
Yes, they make shurikens this small!
For my next trick, I'll make YOU disappear.
If PETA asks, this fur is fake.
I haven't got a brain. And soon, neither will you!
Gems are truly outrageous. They are truly, truly, truly outrageous.
My right arm is a lot stronger than my left arm.
Caught between a rock and a hard place.
Go ahead, be negative. You'll be just my type.
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Blindness is no impairment against a smelly enemy.
Come on! Does this look dangerous to you?
Let's end this quickly! I need to use the little soldiers room.
They come apart so easily. How do you put them back together again?
Speak softly, and ride a big yeti!
The only time I have a drinking problem is when I spill it.
Lima Oscar Lima!
Find me an immovable object, and we'll put this question to rest.
Bandle city! Oops, forgot the clutch.
If we approach strategically from the flank... Oh who am I kidding, let's just morph and eat them.
Yeah. Hmm. Yeah. Alright. Ok. Yeah. Hm. Alright.
The worth of a man is measured by the length of his beard, and the girth of his belt buckle.
Knock knock.. Who's there? The moon ..... It's far away! You were alone the whole time! HAHAHAHA!
If you want to play with me, you better be sure you know the game.
All these trophies... I'm gonna need a bigger den!
Two bird with one stone. Have you met my parents?
Let me help shuffle off your mortal coil.
Imagine if I had a real weapon.
I tried to silence my mother once, boy did I regret that.
I could go for a twirl... WHOA WHOA WHOA WHOA WHOA!
No matter how far it is to the top, it's still within my grasp!
*trumpet noise to CHARGE!*
Screaming won't do you any good, but it's music to my ears.
How do you like my guns Shock and Awe?
Why can't I get a straight answer? It's always just 'Oh no! Stop hitting me! Ow, my face!
I got these tattoos in Rune Prison.
Suffering is magic.
Forbidden shadow wins.
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Did I mention it's mating season?
Well, a double rainbow is a phenomenon of optics that displays a spectrum of light due to the Sun shining on droplets of moisture in the atmosphere. Does that explain it?
I cannot use your skull. You have a misshapen head.
Are you sure you're not in the wrong league?
I think I might know a relative of yours. No hair, sagging flesh, always going on about brains. Ring any bells?
You can't milk those!
Fish fish fish!
Don't stare directly at me for too long.
Hand bone connected to the, axe bone. Axe bone connected to your FACE bone!
All the better to eat you with my dear!
And they said I lacked balance. Ha!
No, I'm not happy to see you. Yes, that is a horn growing out of my head.
NOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOM.
You can't beat me, so join me. I need a good pair of legs.
What? Do I have someone in my teeth?
Size doesn't mean everything!
Who let the dogs out. Woof. Woof.
Why do chemists call helium, curium, and barium the medical elements? Because if you can't HEAL-ium or CURE-ium, you BURY-um!
Afraid to get your feet wet?
Ugh! Bugs are gross!
To truly know someone, eat them and walk a mile in their feet.
If light travels so fast, how come it's never caught a ninja?
I am an artist with a sword... in more ways than one.
My blade is not only precise, but totally gnarly!
You smell like burning, hehehehe.
Noxians. I hate those guys.
Wanna know why me roger is so jolly?
What's black and blue and is about to show you the definition of pain.
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I knew I should have sprung for the blade warranty.
The forecast for tonight... Dark with a chance of pain.
This dress may have been impractical.
Is that a rocket in your pocket?
No really, put that apple on your head.
Power laning, power farming, power ganking, power kills! So many kills! Four-hundred kills!
I like my enemies two ways: dead, or about to be.
Our seasons are reversed: my spring, your fall.
If you run, you won't see me stab you!
I think a voidling just came out.
Yes, it's true. For only $2.95 a minute, I will leave you.. breathless.
I like my weapons how I like my music. Heavy and metal.
MY PROFESSION? Well, I've always wanted to be a baker. Yes, a baker.
Jokes? I don't know any jokes.
NOXUUUUUU-- Oh, how does he do it?
Heh! Gotcha!
You'd like some real amusement? Come closer.
You, too, will be judged.
A sniper's greatest tool is precision ... and good equipment.
Wuju pass me that potion?
Oh, what's that smell? Oh, it's me.
Ugh, I lost another blade. I wonder who it's in this time.
So many noobs. Will matchmaking ever find true balance?
It's not Draven.. it's DRAAAAVEN.
Joke? What do you mean?
Let's be friends forever!

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