| Quote | Person | Info |
| 'Cannot coach with 'em. Can't do it. I want WINNERS.' | |
| 'We talkin' 'bout practice.' | |
| 'In my opinion, that sucked... Holy crap!' | |
| 'Timeouts are not like cell-phone minutes. THEY DON'T CARRY OVER.' | |
| 'The editor that let it come out is GARBAGE.' | |
| 'They are who we thought they were!' | |
| 'Hello? You play to win the game.' | |
| 'What the f*** do you mean is my opinion of [Kingman's] performance?' | |
| 'I'M F***ING TIRED OF LOSING TO PURDUE.' | |
| 'I want to eat his children! Praise be to Allah!' | |
| 'If they're the real Chicago f***in' fans, they can kiss my f***in' a**.' | |
| 'You call me [Chris] one more time...' | |