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| I have been a part of several cults, sometimes as a leader and sometimes a follower. You make more money as a leader, but you have more fun as a follower. | |
| Meredith, you've slept with so many men you are starting to look like one. Boom! Roasted! | |
| Did I stutter? | |
| Fact: Bears eat beets. Bears. Beets. Battle Star Galactica | |
| Why tip someone for a job I am capable of doing myself? I did however, tip my urologist, because I am unable to pulverize my own kidney stones. | |
| Pam and Jim go together like PB and J...Pam Beesly and Jim! Whoa! | |
| A uterus is different from a vagina. I still have a vagina. | |
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| I'm petrified of nipple chaffing. Once it starts it is a vicious circle... you have sensitive nipples, they chaff, so they become more sensitive, so they chaff more. | |
| I was going to quit but Jan offered me a full paid vacation...kids sometimes it pays to be gay. | |
| I wonder what people like about me...probably my jugs. | |
| Look, I really need this new chair. I mean, seriously, how is it possible that in five years I've had two engagement rings, and only one chair | |
| There's no way it's fine, I'm sorry. If I was you, I would just like freak out, and get really drunk, and then tell someone I was pregnant. | |
| Stanley yelled at me today. That was one of the most frightening experiences of my life. | |
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