| Line | Movie | Actor |
| He's playing fetch... with my kids | |
| The tall one just got fired from Kinko's. | |
| You're bein' a real Mc****? | |
| I'm disgusted and repulsed and... and I can't look away. | |
| It's like killing a unicorn... with, like, a bomb. | |
| My grandma drank all my pot. | |
| Hello, it was a Ducati! | |
| | Line | Movie | Actor |
| I can actually hear you getting fatter. | |
| We were selling rich women their own fat asses back to them. | |
| Earmuffs. | |
| When life gives you lemons, just say '**** the lemons,' and bail. | |
| Bend and snap. | |
| IT'S NUDIE MAGAZINE DAY! | |
| From now on that's how you drive! | |
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