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| Do you make sweaters, or do you kill people? | |
| Are you a Mexi-CAN or a Mexi-CAN'T? | |
| Could you go a bit slower with the clicks there, it sounded like you said *three years*... | |
| You can call me at 10:59 but don't call me at 11 because that's my rule now. | |
| My mouth was open, Albert. You overeager son of a... BLECH! | |
| I can't believe I brought my real parents to our wedding. | |
| Meet Fran Stalinofskivitchdavitovichsky | |
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| You're like a miniature Buddha, covered in hair. | |
| What is a place like me doing in a girl like this? | |
| Is very bad to steal Jobu's rum. Is very bad. | |
| Water sucks. It really, really sucks. Water sucks | |
| You wait 20 years for a dad and then three come along at once. | |
| Welcome to Australia! | |
| How about Chuck Norris with a BB gun? | |
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