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Can you name the missing words from these Onion headlines?

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_______ Win War On Drugs.News
I Have Finally Achieved The Status Of ______ Male.Opinion
Terror Experts Warn Next ______ Could Fall On Different Date.News
Bush Says He Still Believes Iraq War Was The ___ Thing To DoNews
Hallmark Scientists Identify 3 New Human _______Sci/Tech
Small Town Holds Annual Gay _____ ParadeLocal
Study: Casual Sex Only Rewarding For First Few ________Sci/Tech
Bush Makes Surprise Visit To ______Politics
_____ Canceled After 3 Billion SeasonsEntertainment
______ Prompts Return Of Negro Baseball LeaguesSports
Tearful Rex Grossman: 'I Was _________ A Lot As A Child'Sports
Prison Economy Spirals As Price Of Pack Of Cigarettes Exceeds Two ________Economy
Cat Refuses To ______Local
December Named National ________ MonthNews
Relations Break Down Between U.S. And ______Global
U.S. Government To Discontinue Long-Term, Low-Yield Investment In Nation's _______Economy
Drugs Now Legal If User Is ________News
Starving Third World Masses Warned Against Evils Of _____________Global
FBI: Muslim Groups In U.S. May Be Developing Nuclear ________News
Suicide Attempts A Desperate Cry For ______Local

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