| How they left him... | |
| Broke my heart in a letter | |
| Broke it off over the phone | |
| Said she'd never ever see me again | |
| Met another man | |
| Got amnesia | |
| Said there was no electricity | |
| No chemistry | |
| Ran | |
| Turned out to be a man | |
| Had to go | |
| | How they left him... | |
| Will no longer see me | |
| Hit me | |
| ... | |
| ... | |
| ... | |
| ...There must be fifty ways that lovers have left me | |
| Just took a bus out of town | |
| Told me you were in a coma | |
| Said that you had an epiphany | |
| From Season 2... | |
| From Season 1... | |
| The Art Garfunkel fan... | |
| From Season 1... | |
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