As I walk through the fields where I harvest my grain, I take a look at my wife and realize she's very plain
I once got busy in a Burger King bathroom
You don't even like boys, No you don't even like penis
Sitting on a cornflake, waiting for the van to come
They say the bigger the headache, the bigger the pill, baby, call me the Big Pill
He kicked like a mule and he bit like a crocodile
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I woke up this morning with a bad hangover and my penis was missing again
Shush girl, shut your lips, do the Helen Keller and talk with your hips
The guests included Wolf Man, Dracula and his son
He's gonna get caught, just you wait and see. Why is everybody always picking on me?
But guess who is? Hall of Famer Rod Carew- he converted
But they didn't have Ice Cube so he bought Vanilla Ice
You can brush my hair, undress me everywhere
What I'm about to say to y'all is so damn twisted, not only is there a man in his cabinet but the man is a midget
Rock is not the devil's work, it's magical and rad
She pricked her finger one day and it occurred to her she might have a porcupine
Hop in my Chrysler, it's as big as a whale and it's about to set sail
It was so exotic, but just one pogo stick
Oh many many years ago when I was 23, I was married to a widow who was pretty as can be
Little bag of bones been out all night, he needs some pettin' and lovin' on his head