As I walk through the fields where I harvest my grain, I take a look at my wife and realize she's very plain

I once got busy in a Burger King bathroom

You don't even like boys, No you don't even like penis

Sitting on a cornflake, waiting for the van to come

They say the bigger the headache, the bigger the pill, baby, call me the Big Pill

He kicked like a mule and he bit like a crocodile
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I woke up this morning with a bad hangover and my penis was missing again

Shush girl, shut your lips, do the Helen Keller and talk with your hips

The guests included Wolf Man, Dracula and his son

He's gonna get caught, just you wait and see. Why is everybody always picking on me?

But guess who is? Hall of Famer Rod Carew- he converted

But they didn't have Ice Cube so he bought Vanilla Ice

You can brush my hair, undress me everywhere

What I'm about to say to y'all is so damn twisted, not only is there a man in his cabinet but the man is a midget

Rock is not the devil's work, it's magical and rad

She pricked her finger one day and it occurred to her she might have a porcupine

Hop in my Chrysler, it's as big as a whale and it's about to set sail

It was so exotic, but just one pogo stick

Oh many many years ago when I was 23, I was married to a widow who was pretty as can be

Little bag of bones been out all night, he needs some pettin' and lovin' on his head