Want to put my tender heart in a blender

If she ever tries to leave again, I'm a tie her to the bed and set this house on fire

The yellow jester does not play but gently pulls the strings

The world is a vampire set to drain

I must admit I can't explain any of these thoughts racing through my brain

Such a lovely place, such a lovely face

I want your ugly, I want your disease

Come and love your daddy all night long

Near, far, wherever you are

This is the greatest and best song in the world

Close the door, put out the light. You know they won't be home tonight

Thunderbolts and lightning, very very frightening

Saw the ghost of Elvis on Union Avenue

Get your sexy on

Lost in a dream don't know which way to go

Don't go walking down Lovers Lane with anyone else but me

She'll love you but she'll put you down

They're sharing a drink they call loneliness, but it's better than drinking alone

I do my little turn on the catwalk

Who's the cat that won't cop out when there's danger all about?