| Quote | Character | Film |
| Even Nedry knew better than to mess with the bloody raptor fences. | |
| Mr. Hammond, the phones are working. | |
| It's the dinosaur man. | |
| Don't go into the long grass! | |
| They're lethal at eight months. And I do mean lethal. | |
| John, they're out there where people are dying. | |
| Kirby Paint and Tile Plus...in Westgate! | |
| Oh, my God! AH! A snake! | |
| Look; I love that you rode in here on a white horse. | |
| What a complete slob! | |
| Ouch, John. That hurt! | |
| The one with the big red horn, the pompador. Elvis! | |
| John Hammond did send a back-up plan. Me. | |
| They cut you from the team? | |
| Actually, it would put them at a very convenient biting height... | |
| | Quote | Character | Film |
| What, no menthol? | |
| You shouldn't use my name. | |
| Violence and technology...not good bedfellows! | |
| That's the last time I leave you in charge. | |
| They wouldn't fight each-other. | |
| You're implying that a group composed entirely of female animals will...breed? | |
| Raptors. You bred raptors? | |
| Alan. | |
| People. Are. Dying! | |
| It's a rescue mission and it's leaving right now! | |
| See, here I'm now sitting by myself, uh, er, talking to myself. | |
| What do you call a blind dinosaur? | |
| To the right, you will see a herd of the first dinosaurs on our tour, called Dilophosaurus. | |
| Now we can make a baby dinosaur! | |
| I saved your hat. | |
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